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Guardians

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Tournament

Tournament

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A Shame

A Shame

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Friendly

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Dad Of The Year

Dad Of The Year

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Itd Be A Shame

Itd Be A Shame

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Not Alone

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Cars, Come Over, and Driving: When she's sucking on your DICK and the bed bugs start sucking on your balls Everybody is familiar with Tinder yeah? So I'm laying in bed one night, when Tinder sends me a notification that I got a match. I was feeling like decorating a girls forehead that night with my kid sauce. I can already tell she basic, she got "live, love, laugh" in her bio and then right underneath that it says "no fuckboys please". She looked like she gave godly head with the way her lips were setup. I message her with my best line "Would you want to become a single mother on this lovely night?" She sends back "omg ๐Ÿ˜‚ maybe" I already knew I was in. So we get to talking and she telling me she work at Pizza Hut . I'm like oh word, so I ask her if she got her own place. She replies back with "Yeah..." I should've paid more attention to the "..." now that I think about it but yah boy was horny and ready to eat on her toes. I ask if I can come over to her place. She tells me I can come over in 30min. So I go and cop a henny bottle and start driving over to her. I pull up to a motel 6. I'm like this can't be right she said she got her own place right? nah she step out her motel room with a dirty bath robe on. Tells me to park my car in front of her motel room cause the crackheads love breaking into cars. At this point I really should've put my car in reverse and zoomed out of there. But I was thinking with my dick and stepped out the car. She invites me in and the first thing I remember thinking to myself was "this is gonna end up being the place where you were robbed and anally fisted by crackheads". The room smelled like Newports and luke-warm deviled eggs. Basically death. I sit down on the bed and enter a staring contest with a roach on the wall. His bitchass won. She sit down next to me and we get into it. Her lips tasted like menthol and abortions. At that point I just wanted some head and to skrrt. This wasn't worth it no more. So she start sucking dick and I'm just tryna lay down and enjoy it. I look up at the ceiling and I see a bunch of spiders having a orgy fest up there. I tell her I left my oven on and sprint out of there. I disowned my dick after that night. Now whenever I go to Pizza Hut, the pizza always taste like menthol๐Ÿ˜ฅ.

Everybody is familiar with Tinder yeah? So I'm laying in bed one night, when Tinder sends me a notification that I got a match. I was feelin...