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buzzfeed: People are absolutely roasting that proposed TLJ remake.: Graham Thomson @grhmthmsn Follow It is the year 2076. The Last Jedi has been remade 32 times. And still no one is happy. 3:31 PM-21 Jun 2018 popular comedy account "the pixe.. @pixelatedboat Follovw l've written a script for the Last Jedi remake. Make this, you cowards: EXT. PLANET AHCH-TO - DAY We see a close-up of the large breast of a space cow. It is lactating directly intc the mouth of LUKE SKYWALKER LUKE SKYWALKER That's it, baby. Papa needs his juice. This continues for FOUR HOURS 4:48 PM-21 Jun 2018 OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt Follow The remake of The Last Jedi is just going to be a bunch of straight white dudes measuring their light sabers and saying "Actually" for two hours 3:04 PM-21 Jun 2018 KT NELSON @KrangTNelson Follow My Last Jedi changes: 1. Change BB-8 into a wise cracking donkey 2. Make Adam driver really short 3. Poe is a swashbuckling cat 4. Rey is green now 5. Shrek. it's basically just shrek 6:29 PM-21 Jun 2018 Jamie McKelvie @McKelvie Follow Ok, how about this, they pay for a The Last Jedi remake, and it's exactly the same but all the actors have to make their own laser and lightsaber noises 1:23 AM -21 Jun 2018 744 Retweets 5,950 Likes 74 ti 744 6.0K Tweet your reply Jamie McKelvie. @McKelvie , 22h Whenever l tweet about the excellent TLJ I get men who don't follow me in my mentions talking about how bad it is, as if I won't immediately block them buzzfeed: People are absolutely roasting that proposed TLJ remake.

buzzfeed: People are absolutely roasting that proposed TLJ remake.

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<p><a href="https://wordmage-girl.tumblr.com/post/161934237353/mcavoy-waitomfg-this-level" class="tumblr_blog">wordmage-girl</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://mcavoy.tumblr.com/post/161899047987/waitomfg-this-level-ofdfkjhgdfjkhgjkdfghfd" class="tumblr_blog">mcavoy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>wait…omfg this level of..dfkjhgdfjkhgjkdfghfd</p></blockquote> <p>I googled “mark hamill” and the first thing to come up was Mark Hamill Mocks His Own Death Hoax</p> </blockquote> <p>My heart literally skipped a beat before I realized the source of the tweet.</p>: Mark Hamill @HamillHimself Follow MUCH OF NATION MOURNS-RIP @HamillHim self a wonderful-underrated & beloved icon-Truly a legend in his own mind #SoGladiGotToMeetHim #KindaSad HuffPo GlobalPol @HuffPoGlobalPol BREAKING: Mark Hamill actor who played Luke Skywalker dies at 65. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #TheLastJedi #NewTwitter #lobsterday #WarriorsPa rade Retweets Likes 1,556 3,326 2:36 PM-16 Jun 2017 <p><a href="https://wordmage-girl.tumblr.com/post/161934237353/mcavoy-waitomfg-this-level" class="tumblr_blog">wordmage-girl</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://mcavoy.tumblr.com/post/161899047987/waitomfg-this-level-ofdfkjhgdfjkhgjkdfghfd" class="tumblr_blog">mcavoy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>wait…omfg this level of..dfkjhgdfjkhgjkdfghfd</p></blockquote> <p>I googled “mark hamill” and the first thing to come up was Mark Hamill Mocks His Own Death Hoax</p> </blockquote> <p>My heart literally skipped a beat before I realized the source of the tweet.</p>

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<p><a href="https://hst3000.tumblr.com/post/169017978202/libertarirynn-coffeefrenchandhistory" class="tumblr_blog">hst3000</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/169016196974/coffeefrenchandhistory-beauty-nova" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169014585745/beauty-nova-coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://beauty-nova.tumblr.com/post/169014430893/coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways-heres-the" class="tumblr_blog">beauty-nova</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169009033245/anyways-heres-the-actual-canon-of-luke" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anyways, here’s the actual canon of Luke Skywalker. He got married to Mara Jade, who was Emperor Palpatine’s badass Force-sensitive assassin, and he had a kid named Ben Skywalker. He didn’t run from his problems, he didn’t let setbacks slow him down. He faced his problems head on, became Grand Master of a New Jedi Order, and fought alongside the New Republic to bring peace to the galaxy. </p></blockquote> <p>also a clone of emperor palpatine turned him to the dark side</p> </blockquote> <p>Because he thought he could defeat the Dark Side from within (like Quinlan Vos). And Leia helped redeem him and bring him back to the Light (and she eventually also became a Jedi Master) </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure Kylo (Ben Solo) was a Han and Leia’s son Jacen Solo being given the name of Luke and Mara’s son Ben Skywalker. Really it does make more sense for Luke to be the one who names his child after Obi-Wan since Han and Leia didn’t really have a relationship with him, but I’m sure Disney figured the name would be more recognizable and preferred to make Luke a bachelor. Jacen is the son of Han and Leia who turns to the Dark in the books. Honestly they had so much to work with with expanded universe, I don’t know why they canned it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Because unless they were prepared to do a line for line adaptation of the books (a lot of which aren’t that great), the butthurt from the fandom would make the current yelling look like a polite cough. (And they’d have to pay the authors ludicrous royalties. Better to scrap it and start over from a financial and storytelling perspective).</p></blockquote> <p>Well you’re probably right about that.</p>: <p><a href="https://hst3000.tumblr.com/post/169017978202/libertarirynn-coffeefrenchandhistory" class="tumblr_blog">hst3000</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/169016196974/coffeefrenchandhistory-beauty-nova" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169014585745/beauty-nova-coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://beauty-nova.tumblr.com/post/169014430893/coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways-heres-the" class="tumblr_blog">beauty-nova</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169009033245/anyways-heres-the-actual-canon-of-luke" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anyways, here’s the actual canon of Luke Skywalker. He got married to Mara Jade, who was Emperor Palpatine’s badass Force-sensitive assassin, and he had a kid named Ben Skywalker. He didn’t run from his problems, he didn’t let setbacks slow him down. He faced his problems head on, became Grand Master of a New Jedi Order, and fought alongside the New Republic to bring peace to the galaxy. </p></blockquote> <p>also a clone of emperor palpatine turned him to the dark side</p> </blockquote> <p>Because he thought he could defeat the Dark Side from within (like Quinlan Vos). And Leia helped redeem him and bring him back to the Light (and she eventually also became a Jedi Master) </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure Kylo (Ben Solo) was a Han and Leia’s son Jacen Solo being given the name of Luke and Mara’s son Ben Skywalker. Really it does make more sense for Luke to be the one who names his child after Obi-Wan since Han and Leia didn’t really have a relationship with him, but I’m sure Disney figured the name would be more recognizable and preferred to make Luke a bachelor. Jacen is the son of Han and Leia who turns to the Dark in the books. Honestly they had so much to work with with expanded universe, I don’t know why they canned it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Because unless they were prepared to do a line for line adaptation of the books (a lot of which aren’t that great), the butthurt from the fandom would make the current yelling look like a polite cough. (And they’d have to pay the authors ludicrous royalties. Better to scrap it and start over from a financial and storytelling perspective).</p></blockquote> <p>Well you’re probably right about that.</p>
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<p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169014585745/beauty-nova-coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://beauty-nova.tumblr.com/post/169014430893/coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways-heres-the" class="tumblr_blog">beauty-nova</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169009033245/anyways-heres-the-actual-canon-of-luke" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anyways, here’s the actual canon of Luke Skywalker. He got married to Mara Jade, who was Emperor Palpatine’s badass Force-sensitive assassin, and he had a kid named Ben Skywalker. He didn’t run from his problems, he didn’t let setbacks slow him down. He faced his problems head on, became Grand Master of a New Jedi Order, and fought alongside the New Republic to bring peace to the galaxy. </p></blockquote> <p>also a clone of emperor palpatine turned him to the dark side</p></blockquote> <p>Because he thought he could defeat the Dark Side from within (like Quinlan Vos). And Leia helped redeem him and bring him back to the Light (and she eventually also became a Jedi Master) </p></blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure Kylo (Ben Solo) was a Han and Leia’s son Jacen Solo being given the name of Luke and Mara’s son Ben Skywalker. Really it does make more sense for Luke to be the one who names his child after Obi-Wan since Han and Leia didn’t really have a relationship with him, but I’m sure Disney figured the name would be more recognizable and preferred to make Luke a bachelor. Jacen is the son of Han and Leia who turns to the Dark in the books. Honestly they had so much to work with with expanded universe, I don’t know why they canned it.</p>: <p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169014585745/beauty-nova-coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://beauty-nova.tumblr.com/post/169014430893/coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways-heres-the" class="tumblr_blog">beauty-nova</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169009033245/anyways-heres-the-actual-canon-of-luke" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anyways, here’s the actual canon of Luke Skywalker. He got married to Mara Jade, who was Emperor Palpatine’s badass Force-sensitive assassin, and he had a kid named Ben Skywalker. He didn’t run from his problems, he didn’t let setbacks slow him down. He faced his problems head on, became Grand Master of a New Jedi Order, and fought alongside the New Republic to bring peace to the galaxy. </p></blockquote> <p>also a clone of emperor palpatine turned him to the dark side</p></blockquote> <p>Because he thought he could defeat the Dark Side from within (like Quinlan Vos). And Leia helped redeem him and bring him back to the Light (and she eventually also became a Jedi Master) </p></blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure Kylo (Ben Solo) was a Han and Leia’s son Jacen Solo being given the name of Luke and Mara’s son Ben Skywalker. Really it does make more sense for Luke to be the one who names his child after Obi-Wan since Han and Leia didn’t really have a relationship with him, but I’m sure Disney figured the name would be more recognizable and preferred to make Luke a bachelor. Jacen is the son of Han and Leia who turns to the Dark in the books. Honestly they had so much to work with with expanded universe, I don’t know why they canned it.</p>
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<p>Mark Hamill is the best! via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2zo1zgJ">http://ift.tt/2zo1zgJ</a></p>: Ed Solomon @ed solomon Follow WHY I WILL LOVE @HamillHimself FOREVER (THREAD OF 4) When a friend's son (who was, so tragically, dying from an incurable illness) made a wish: to meet Luke Skywalker, it fell on me -- the only person the dad knew who worked in the film business -- to make a call. 1/4 8:16 AM 4 Dec 2017 157 Retweets 405 Likes 14 ta 157 ㅇ 405 Tweet your reply Ed Solomon@ed solomon -2h Replying to @ed solomon @HamillHimself Not knowing Mark, I called his agent and explained that this lovely boy watched Star Wars every day and wanted to meet NOT Mark Hammill, but, rather, the actual CHARACTER that he played (the boy's own mental state had devolved past the point of being able to grok that... 2/4 Ed Solomon@ed solomon 2h ..Luke was fictional). The agent begrudgingly said he'd call Mark, but also said not to get my hopes up. 90 seconds later I got a call from @HamillHimself, who immediately said yes and gave me his home address. 3/4 91t 87 Ed Solomon @ed solomon 2h He not only met with the boy, but spent hours answering question after question (sometimes the same ones repeatedly), AS "Luke." Even posting this now makes me teary. He was compassionate, kind, and patient. And it literally meant the world to this kid and his family. 4/4 <p>Mark Hamill is the best! via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2zo1zgJ">http://ift.tt/2zo1zgJ</a></p>

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thecrimsonnutcase: I can’t believe I just witnessed Luke Skywalker annihilate the Zodiac Killer with my own two eyes.: @HamillHimself @HamillHimself Cute video Ajit "Aren't I Precious? Pai -but you are profoundly unworthy 2 wield a lightsaber- A Jedi acts selflessly for the common man-NOT lie 2 enrich giant corporations. Btw-did you pay John Williams his royalty? @AjitPaiFCCorpShill #AJediYouAreNOT Ted Cruz @tedcruz @HammillHimself Luke, I know Hollywood can be confusing, but it was Vader who supported govt power over everything said & done on the Internet. That's why giant corps (Google, Facebook, Netflix) supported the FCC power grab of net neutrality. Reject the dark side: Free the net! @HamillHimself @HamillHimself Cute video Ajit "Aren't I Precious?" Pai 8-but you are profoundly unworthy 2 wield a Ii.. 6:25 p.m. 17 Dec 17 @HamillHimself @HamillHimself Thanks for smarm-spaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again-mh Ted Cruz @tedcruz @HammillHimself Luke, I know Hollywood can be confusing, but it was Vader who supported govt power over everything said & done on the Internet. That's why giant corps (Google, Facebook, Netflix) supported the FCC power 7:22 p.m. 17 Dec 17 thecrimsonnutcase: I can’t believe I just witnessed Luke Skywalker annihilate the Zodiac Killer with my own two eyes.
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