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Adam Driver, Bad, and Donkey: Graham Thomson @grhmthmsn Follow It is the year 2076. The Last Jedi has been remade 32 times. And still no one is happy. 3:31 PM-21 Jun 2018 popular comedy account "the pixe.. @pixelatedboat Follovw l've written a script for the Last Jedi remake. Make this, you cowards: EXT. PLANET AHCH-TO - DAY We see a close-up of the large breast of a space cow. It is lactating directly intc the mouth of LUKE SKYWALKER LUKE SKYWALKER That's it, baby. Papa needs his juice. This continues for FOUR HOURS 4:48 PM-21 Jun 2018 OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt Follow The remake of The Last Jedi is just going to be a bunch of straight white dudes measuring their light sabers and saying "Actually" for two hours 3:04 PM-21 Jun 2018 KT NELSON @KrangTNelson Follow My Last Jedi changes: 1. Change BB-8 into a wise cracking donkey 2. Make Adam driver really short 3. Poe is a swashbuckling cat 4. Rey is green now 5. Shrek. it's basically just shrek 6:29 PM-21 Jun 2018 Jamie McKelvie @McKelvie Follow Ok, how about this, they pay for a The Last Jedi remake, and it's exactly the same but all the actors have to make their own laser and lightsaber noises 1:23 AM -21 Jun 2018 744 Retweets 5,950 Likes 74 ti 744 6.0K Tweet your reply Jamie McKelvie. @McKelvie , 22h Whenever l tweet about the excellent TLJ I get men who don't follow me in my mentions talking about how bad it is, as if I won't immediately block them buzzfeed: People are absolutely roasting that proposed TLJ remake.

buzzfeed: People are absolutely roasting that proposed TLJ remake.

Fashion, Luke Skywalker, and Tumblr: tatooineknights:Luke Skywalker singlehandedly brought high waisted pants back into fashion.

tatooineknights:Luke Skywalker singlehandedly brought high waisted pants back into fashion.

Jedi, Luke Skywalker, and Academy: Luke Skywalker surveys the damage sustained by his Jedi training academy (circa 32 ABY)

Luke Skywalker surveys the damage sustained by his Jedi training academy (circa 32 ABY)

Books, Butthurt, and Disney: <p><a href="https://hst3000.tumblr.com/post/169017978202/libertarirynn-coffeefrenchandhistory" class="tumblr_blog">hst3000</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/169016196974/coffeefrenchandhistory-beauty-nova" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169014585745/beauty-nova-coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://beauty-nova.tumblr.com/post/169014430893/coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways-heres-the" class="tumblr_blog">beauty-nova</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169009033245/anyways-heres-the-actual-canon-of-luke" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anyways, here’s the actual canon of Luke Skywalker. He got married to Mara Jade, who was Emperor Palpatine’s badass Force-sensitive assassin, and he had a kid named Ben Skywalker. He didn’t run from his problems, he didn’t let setbacks slow him down. He faced his problems head on, became Grand Master of a New Jedi Order, and fought alongside the New Republic to bring peace to the galaxy. </p></blockquote> <p>also a clone of emperor palpatine turned him to the dark side</p> </blockquote> <p>Because he thought he could defeat the Dark Side from within (like Quinlan Vos). And Leia helped redeem him and bring him back to the Light (and she eventually also became a Jedi Master) </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure Kylo (Ben Solo) was a Han and Leia’s son Jacen Solo being given the name of Luke and Mara’s son Ben Skywalker. Really it does make more sense for Luke to be the one who names his child after Obi-Wan since Han and Leia didn’t really have a relationship with him, but I’m sure Disney figured the name would be more recognizable and preferred to make Luke a bachelor. Jacen is the son of Han and Leia who turns to the Dark in the books. Honestly they had so much to work with with expanded universe, I don’t know why they canned it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Because unless they were prepared to do a line for line adaptation of the books (a lot of which aren’t that great), the butthurt from the fandom would make the current yelling look like a polite cough. (And they’d have to pay the authors ludicrous royalties. Better to scrap it and start over from a financial and storytelling perspective).</p></blockquote> <p>Well you’re probably right about that.</p>
Books, Disney, and Emperor Palpatine: <p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169014585745/beauty-nova-coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://beauty-nova.tumblr.com/post/169014430893/coffeefrenchandhistory-anyways-heres-the" class="tumblr_blog">beauty-nova</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://coffeefrenchandhistory.tumblr.com/post/169009033245/anyways-heres-the-actual-canon-of-luke" class="tumblr_blog">coffeefrenchandhistory</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anyways, here’s the actual canon of Luke Skywalker. He got married to Mara Jade, who was Emperor Palpatine’s badass Force-sensitive assassin, and he had a kid named Ben Skywalker. He didn’t run from his problems, he didn’t let setbacks slow him down. He faced his problems head on, became Grand Master of a New Jedi Order, and fought alongside the New Republic to bring peace to the galaxy. </p></blockquote> <p>also a clone of emperor palpatine turned him to the dark side</p></blockquote> <p>Because he thought he could defeat the Dark Side from within (like Quinlan Vos). And Leia helped redeem him and bring him back to the Light (and she eventually also became a Jedi Master) </p></blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure Kylo (Ben Solo) was a Han and Leia’s son Jacen Solo being given the name of Luke and Mara’s son Ben Skywalker. Really it does make more sense for Luke to be the one who names his child after Obi-Wan since Han and Leia didn’t really have a relationship with him, but I’m sure Disney figured the name would be more recognizable and preferred to make Luke a bachelor. Jacen is the son of Han and Leia who turns to the Dark in the books. Honestly they had so much to work with with expanded universe, I don’t know why they canned it.</p>