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Be Like, My House, and House: Matt Okine
@mattokine
I find old cables in my house that l
know I should throw out but then I'm
like 'nah l better keep that just incase
someone comes round with a nokia
n95 and needs to connect it to a fax
machine
It really be like this 😂💯 https://t.co/VyTcOEUJiD
It really be like this 😂💯 https://t.co/VyTcOEUJiD
Life, My House, and Twitter: Matt Okine
@mattokine
I find old cables in my house that I knowI
should throw out but then I'm like 'nah l
better keep that just incase someone
comes round with a nokia n95 and needs
to connect it to a fax machine'.
The life changing magic of being a hoarder (twitter: mattokline)
The life changing magic of being a hoarder (twitter: mattokline)
Funny, My House, and House: Matt Okine
@mattokine
I find old cables in my house that I know l
should throw out but then I'm like 'nah l
better keep that just incase someone
comes round with a nokia n95 and needs
to connect it to a fax machine'
You never know! https://t.co/Bk2G4bfZl4
You never know! https://t.co/Bk2G4bfZl4
Dank, Funny, and Memes: Me: canlget-
My brain:
Our serotonin machine
eca imare
broken right now
36 Clean Dank Memes That Are Actually Funny
36 Clean Dank Memes That Are Actually Funny
Memes, Work, and Http: Never thought Id relate
so much to a vending
machine
09
The light inside has broken but I still work
un 03
04
05
Deep thoughts via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2F7tl8X
Deep thoughts via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2F7tl8X
Tumblr, Blog, and Http: SIMONIZ
HOT WAX-SHINE
PPLED WHEN FLASHING
CARNAU
HOT WAX
Car wash with a bubble machine that looks
like molten lava when in use.
viejospellejos:
Cuando vas a lavar el coche a las Fauces del Averno
*Cuando vas a lavar el coche con café templadito.
viejospellejos: Cuando vas a lavar el coche a las Fauces del Averno *Cuando vas a lavar el coche con café templadito.
Memes, Money, and Ignorance: When the cash machine asks if you
wanna see your balance.. absolutely not
hun just give me the money
Ignorance is bliss 😊 goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏽
Ignorance is bliss 😊 goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏽
Children, Click, and Politics: DIN THE USA ITIS ILLEGAL To
UNT GEESE WITH MORE THAN
SHELLS IN A SHOTCUN
(31T ISALOILLEGAL TO HUNT
MIGRATORY BIRDS WITH A
MACHINE GUN!
GEESE HAVE MORE
PROTECTION UNDER US LAW
THAN SCHOOLCHILDREN
#NEVERA GRIN
ARCH
OROUR
IVES H
I'm reasonably certain that it's illegal to hunt
children with any weapon.
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Work, Light, and Via: The light inside has broken but I still work
Me too vending machine,
Me too *sobs* via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zYeSb8
Me too *sobs* via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zYeSb8
![Amazon, Complex, and Jeff Bezos: Dazed Jeff Bezos Realizes
He Spent Entire Conversation
Thinking About How To Automate
Person Talking To Him
theonion:
SEATTLE—Suddenly snapping back to attention, a dazed Jeff Bezos reportedly realized Thursday that he had spent an entire conversation thinking about how to automate the person talking to him. “Sorry, could you repeat that? I just lost focus for a second [as I indifferently watched you open and close your mouth, becoming increasingly aware of the fact that a simple machine could do the exact same things as you],” Bezos said to the Amazon vice president in front of him, even as he resumed brainstorming a complex algorithm that would streamline the executive’s duties, perform them with greater speed and efficiency, and possibly even capture some of his unique human qualities to make it user-friendly. “Whoops, there I go again. I must’ve spaced out [after realizing I could probably render you completely irrelevant within just a few years]. I guess I’m really distracted today [by the tantalizing thought of an automaton executing every one of your relevant functions for no salary with never a single complaint].” Bezos, who suddenly recalled a series of vivid dreams from the previous night in which he automated the entire American workforce, went on to apologize for not getting much sleep.](https://pics.me.me/thumb_dazed-jeff-bezos-realizes-he-spent-entire-conversation-thinking-about-38251709.png)
