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Tumblr, Queen, and Control: <a href="http://gagasjoanne.tumblr.com/post/175300986480/chasers17-sweepmoon-florence-and-the-machine" class="tumblr_blog">gagasjoanne</a>:<blockquote> <a href="https://chasers17.tumblr.com/post/175290690638/sweepmoon-florence-and-the-machine-at-last" class="tumblr_blog">chasers17</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://sweepmoon.tumblr.com/post/175258040205/florence-and-the-machine-at-last-nights-spotify" class="tumblr_blog">sweepmoon</a>: <blockquote>Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.</blockquote> Watching this was an ethereal experience </blockquote> this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy </blockquote>

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Guns, Memes, and Military: Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox Republicans need to stop being wimps on the 2nd amendment and start supporting it to its fullest extent. There should be no restrictions whatsoever on machine guns and other military weaponry, as the founders intended. If the left can be radical, why can't we?

Funny, Power, and Washing Machine: I too enjoy the cleaning power of my new washing machine.

I too enjoy the cleaning power of my new washing machine.

Fucking, Funny, and Shit: sevenpoints. idelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn't want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER "IT'S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT "NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY 683,798 notes

Beautiful, Dank, and Time: galliumhydroxide deandralicious+ High-res - thelilnan toaster-time-machine: Organized desktop this is beautiful

Memes, Yeah, and Fuck: Vader meets Rage Against the Machine. Fuck yeah!

Vader meets Rage Against the Machine. Fuck yeah!

Instagram, Machine Gun Kelly, and Pop: You mean to tell me neither one of these people are Justin Beiber Pop Crave @PopCrave Machine Gun Kelly posted a picture with Halsey on Instagram

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Doctor, Memes, and Doctor Who: For someone who has a machine that can travel anywhere in time and space, Doctor Who sure does have a thing for modern-day London

Lego, Change, and Can: LEGO Downvote Machine. For every upvote this sub receives we can change its direction.

LEGO Downvote Machine. For every upvote this sub receives we can change its direction.

Interstellar, Shut Up, and Sorry: Shut up. I am a unique robot intellect Listen, you-- I was taken up into space by the Celestials because I'm so so why'd you come back? Space gods. You're Interstellar travel. Everything I mean, you're great. the robot I ever heard of Aaron, I'nm sorry, man, but you are a bit Aaron Stack, you who were called Machine Man. You have『There is travelled with us for three now something hundred and sixty cyclese have to by your reckoning of time. tell you. YoU are total 太太嵩嵩 Please... don't look.. don't We've taken a year of you. We're taking you back to that orbiting trashcan you call a planet. And dumping you there. want you to believe... ...What? No. Really. You're ...that even a robot can cry RAI You're turning away from us. We are speaking to you and youre turning away from us. This is exactly the kind oF CKR we were talking about here See what we mean? Complete and utter Nextwave was the best

Nextwave was the best

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Bored, Fog, and The Fog: Filled your room with the fog machine Why would you do that Delivered Bored

Dmv, Laundromat, and McDonalds: The Magic Black Hat The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC BLACK HAT When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess the decided that they weren't that sick after all. The hat cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here is the hat. ICE It also works at the DMV. It saved me 5 hours there. At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. But... don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and I never got my order

Bored, Fog, and The Fog: 800 02-UK 1:18 am 82%. Messages Stefano Details Filled your room with the fog machine Why would you do that Delivered Bored

Blackpeopletwitter, Dating, and Social Media: il ice.net 17:39 54 % Tweet Enter og Connor liker Deji @ComedyGamer Oh no!! Now people know I have asthma!! You're an idiot. We should talk about how your bro fucked your ex girlfriend while you guys were dating Oversett tweeten Jake Paul O @jakepaul Should we tell social media that you asked for an asthma breathing machine in your corner of the ring during the fight so you could breathe in between rounds? or should we keep that a secret? 30.06.2018, 10:02 Tweet et svar I don’t particularly like any of them but Denis hit him with the clap back. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

I don’t particularly like any of them but Denis hit him with the clap back. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Drinking, Memes, and Water: This machine literally pulls drinking water attn: COURTESY OF UC BERKELEY " DIGITAL TRENDS (2018) "MIT'S LATEST-INVENTION PULLS CLEAN DRINKING WATER OUT OF THIN AIR This machine literally pulls drinking water out of thin air!

This machine literally pulls drinking water out of thin air!

Bitch, Driving, and Love: i love this album dhannel ORANGE The Don @JackedYoTweets Bitch are you driving a washing machine? Looks like it. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2lwmU3k">https://ift.tt/2lwmU3k</a>

Looks like it. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2lwmU3k">https://ift.tt/2lwmU3k</a>

Bad, Family, and Phone: 2 When my grandfather was young he owned a roadside motel, and my mother used to do work around the motel for the family. The building was old and they had bad pipes, so visits from the plumber were a fairly regular occurrence over there At one point they had a clogged toilet after a guest checked out, so they called the plumber to come and clean it out. The plumber came in with his bag of gear and set to work, but the clog was stubborn After a few tries, he decided he needed to get the snake I don't know if you've ever seen a serious plumbing snake, but the big ones are a sight to behold. This isn't a little crank auger, it's a full-on electrical powered snake with a big motor on the back and a little grabby claw on the end So he fires up the snake and sends the metal coil down into the pipes with the claw closed, figuring whatever's down there he'll just bump it a bit, push it down the pipes until it clears - but this doesn't happen either. Finally, in frustration, he twists the control to open the mechanical claw at the end of the coil, closes it on something, throws the motor in reverse and starts to pull it back up By now a couple of members of the staff have gathered in the room to try and tigure out what the hell got flushed down the toilet that this giant machine couldn't remove. The motor is really straining you know that sound an electric motor makes when it's working really hard? The whole machine is struggling to pull whatever this is back up through the pipes and into the roonm Finally, after an extended wait, the object is slowly dragged, sopping wet, out of the toilet bowl - and it's a shower curtain, The staff is dumbfounded. They're trying to figure out how this could have happened. It would be weird enough if the guest had ripped the shower curtain down and flushed it down the toilet, but the shower curtain in the room is still there. It would be even weirder if the guest had brought their own shower curtain to the motel and tried to flush it down the toilet, but it's clearly one of their shower curtains. Did they try and steal the shower curtain, leave with it, then feel guilty and come back only to find that the shower curtain had already been replaced, and then flush the shower curtain down the toilet to hide the evidence? While they're discussing this, the room phone rings The person on the other end is screaming, hysterical, so it takes a few minutes for them to figure out that it's the housekeeper who was cleaning the rooms. After a few moments, the manage to get the story out of her: The snake had missed the clog entirely. Rather than spiraling down into the plumbing where it was intended to go, it had wound its way into the central line, and then back up the pipes in the room next door. It spiraled its way up, out the toilet bowl, and then started flailing wildly around the next-door bathroom like a Lovecraftian nightmare made of steel, knocking things off of shelves and clattering furiously around the room. Then, while the hapless housekeeper watched in horror, a metal claw opened on the end of it and snagged the shower curtain, ripped it off the bar ring-by-ring, spun it around the room until it was coiled tightly around the cable, and dragged it back down into the toilet bowl The actual clog was never found 10980 Because a shower curtain would really go through the pipes like that

Because a shower curtain would really go through the pipes like that

Dank, Future, and Cool: AH... MY FIRST TIME MACHINE. THATS PRETTY COOL, I GUESS. MINE'S BETTER THOUGH IT'S FROM THE FUTURE. 6 12 2042 4:21 PM ALRIGHT MR. FUTURE PERFECT IF YOUR TIME MACHINE'S SO GREAT, WHY'S THERE A DENT? THAT WILL HAVE BEEN CAUSED BY YOUR FACE! 6 12 4:21 6 12 20 Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net Nobody likes this comic because it's a grammar joke.

Nobody likes this comic because it's a grammar joke.

Alive, Bad, and Fashion: REMEMBERING LEON WHITE I was preparing to fly out to Denver for an episode of Monday Night Raw in October, 2016 when my wife called to tell me that Leon White had left a few messages on my answering machine. I figured he must have wanted to get together while WWE was in town, and got on my flight, thinking I would catch up with him the next day – that we would grab lunch before the show, or he could come backstage and hang out with some of the guys. But that next day, my wife asked me again to call him, telling me of the urgency in his voice, and how it seemed very important. As it turned out, Leon wasn’t calling me to have lunch, catch up, or to hang out backstage. He was calling me as a friend, telling me that he had been diagnosed with congestive heart failure, and had been given two years to live. On Monday night, one year and eight months after telling me of his diagnosis, Leon White passed away, leaving behind him a loving son, a legacy as one of the very best big men to ever grace the ring (the very best, in my opinion) and a great mystery as to why one of the biggest drawing cards of his era has yet to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. No matter how many times I talked with Leon, the conversation would eventually turn to the Hall of Fame, and I would constantly tell him that no one or no thing, not even his absence from the WWE Hall of Fame could take away from what he had accomplished around the world. He was quite simply one of the biggest stars our business has ever known. He worked hard. He worked injured. He brought out the very best in so many people he faced – including me. On a worldwide basis he was so much bigger and meant so much more to our business than so many people who have gone on to receive far more accolades - including me, including just about everyone. A few years ago, I was honored to be asked by Leon to write the forward for his book. I did my very best to come up with something that was worthy of the man and his body of outstanding work. I said a lot of the things I really felt needed to be said at that time – and probably need to be repeated now, more than ever. FOREWARD: by Mick Foley I had a unique problem in the spring of 1993 for which there was really only one solution. I had become a babyface - a good guy for Ted Turner's World Championship Wrestling (WCW) - a few months earlier, and things were going fairly well with one exception; it was difficult for me to get sympathy from the fans. As a heel, a bad guy, I'd been portrayed as a guy who thrived on pain, maybe even liked it - which helped create a very interesting wrestling villain persona. It did not, however, make for a terribly sympathetic portrait as a good guy. I requested a meeting with WCW booker Dusty Rhodes, and together we came up with a plan to combat the sympathy problem. Quite simply, I would wrestle Vader. Two matches, twenty stitches, a broken nose, and a memorable ambulance ride later, my sympathy problem was a thing of the past. Vader had cured it. It was almost impossible not to feel a sense of sympathy for an opponent of Leon White during his career as Vader. To me, he was the most believable, most talented "monster" wrestler of his generation. No one was better at being the immovable object, that inpenetrable wall than Leon White. Eventually - if you worked hard enough, and if it was in the interest of doing business - the object would move and the wall would crumble in spectacular fashion. But if you were his opponent, he'd make damn sure that you were the very best irresistible force you could possibly be - or he'd eat you alive. The price you paid to be the best you could be against Vader was high - but the rewards for going places you didn't know you could go, until he helped you get there, were even higher. Every year fans wonder if Leon and White will finally be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, and every year, most of those HOF slots are filled by wrestlers who didn't draw a fraction of the money, or contribute to the wrestling business on nearly the level that Leon White/Vader did. I'm not belittling the importance of the WWE Hall of Fame. Indeed, being inducted was one of the personal highlights of my career. But the selection process is more than a little subjective in nature. In the event that he continues to be overlooked, let me put forth my criteria for which Leon White should not only be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, but be considered one of the greatest, most influential wrestlers of his generation. 1) He drew more money, with a wider variety of opponents, for different promotions, on a global basis, than just about any of his contemporaries. Basically, until WWE tried to fix something that wasn't broken, Vader was money everywhere he went. 2) He brought out the best in his opponents. Vader "paid it forward" by bringing out the very best in some of the greatest stars of his time, and of all time. 3) His matches stand the test of time. No matter what trends the business may go through, Vader's believable brawling, combined with his impressive athleticism will never go out of style. 4) He was able to turn a 6'4, 300 pound maniac with a love for pain into a sympathetic underdog. Who's the man? Leon White was, and always will be. Rest in peace, my friend.

$Alive, Bad, and Fashion: REMEMBERING LEON WHITE I was preparing to fly out to Denver for an episode of Monday Night Raw in October, 2016 when my wife called to tell me that Leon White had left a few messages on my answering machine. I figured he must have wanted to get together while WWE was in town, and got on my flight, thinking I would catch up with him the next day – that we would grab lunch before the show, or he could come backstage and hang out with some of the guys. But that next day, my wife asked me again to call him, telling me of the urgency in his voice, and how it seemed very important. As it turned out, Leon wasn’t calling me to have lunch, catch up, or to hang out backstage. He was calling me as a friend, telling me that he had been diagnosed with congestive heart failure, and had been given two years to live. On Monday night, one year and eight months after telling me of his diagnosis, Leon White passed away, leaving behind him a loving son, a legacy as one of the very best big men to ever grace the ring (the very best, in my opinion) and a great mystery as to why one of the biggest drawing cards of his era has yet to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. No matter how many times I talked with Leon, the conversation would eventually turn to the Hall of Fame, and I would constantly tell him that no one or no thing, not even his absence from the WWE Hall of Fame could take away from what he had accomplished around the world. He was quite simply one of the biggest stars our business has ever known. He worked hard. He worked injured. He brought out the very best in so many people he faced – including me. On a worldwide basis he was so much bigger and meant so much more to our business than so many people who have gone on to receive far more accolades - including me, including just about everyone. A few years ago, I was honored to be asked by Leon to write the forward for his book. I did my very best to come up with something that was worthy of the man and his body of outstanding work. I said a lot of the things I really felt needed to be said at that time – and probably need to be repeated now, more than ever. FOREWARD: by Mick Foley I had a unique problem in the spring of 1993 for which there was really only one solution. I had become a babyface - a good guy for Ted Turner's World Championship Wrestling (WCW) - a few months earlier, and things were going fairly well with one exception; it was difficult for me to get sympathy from the fans. As a heel, a bad guy, I'd been portrayed as a guy who thrived on pain, maybe even liked it - which helped create a very interesting wrestling villain persona. It did not, however, make for a terribly sympathetic portrait as a good guy. I requested a meeting with WCW booker Dusty Rhodes, and together we came up with a plan to combat the sympathy problem. Quite simply, I would wrestle Vader. Two matches, twenty stitches, a broken nose, and a memorable ambulance ride later, my sympathy problem was a thing of the past. Vader had cured it. It was almost impossible not to feel a sense of sympathy for an opponent of Leon White during his career as Vader. To me, he was the most believable, most talented "monster" wrestler of his generation. No one was better at being the immovable object, that inpenetrable wall than Leon White. Eventually - if you worked hard enough, and if it was in the interest of doing business - the object would move and the wall would crumble in spectacular fashion. But if you were his opponent, he'd make damn sure that you were the very best irresistible force you could possibly be - or he'd eat you alive. The price you paid to be the best you could be against Vader was high - but the rewards for going places you didn't know you could go, until he helped you get there, were even higher. Every year fans wonder if Leon and White will finally be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, and every year, most of those HOF slots are filled by wrestlers who didn't draw a fraction of the money, or contribute to the wrestling business on nearly the level that Leon White/Vader did. I'm not belittling the importance of the WWE Hall of Fame. Indeed, being inducted was one of the personal highlights of my career. But the selection process is more than a little subjective in nature. In the event that he continues to be overlooked, let me put forth my criteria for which Leon White should not only be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, but be considered one of the greatest, most influential wrestlers of his generation. 1) He drew more money, with a wider variety of opponents, for different promotions, on a global basis, than just about any of his contemporaries. Basically, until WWE tried to fix something that wasn't broken, Vader was money everywhere he went. 2) He brought out the best in his opponents. Vader "paid it forward" by bringing out the very best in some of the greatest stars of his time, and of all time. 3) His matches stand the test of time. No matter what trends the business may go through, Vader's believable brawling, combined with his impressive athleticism will never go out of style. 4) He was able to turn a 6'4, 300 pound maniac with a love for pain into a sympathetic underdog. Who's the man? Leon White was, and always will be. Rest in peace, my friend.$