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Being Alone, Candy, and Crazy: My boyfriend asked me out on a date to go see Infinity War with him. AT&T令 4:15 PM 4:15 PM Superman Superman credits scene(s). Kissing also applies. 4. If a main character dies, we cry together, if you ain't crying, you walking home. I need you invested in this. 5. If you cancel the movie date I'll need 24 hours notice so that Friday April 27th, 8PM- Infinity War. You going with me? I just ordered 2 tickets. Yes dear Read 4:06 PM Imay replace you with a suitable viewer, most likely Jesse. If you cancel last minute and I have to watch alone, you'll be hearing from my lawyer Okay, here's the ground rules 1. I'll buy you whatever you want before the movie. Candy, popcorn, drinks, even a hotdog. But you can't ask for anything during the movie 2. No talking during the movie, I can't be distracted. You got questions? Write them down I'll answer when it's over. 3. No hand holding, it'll distract me and l'll miss things I've waited 10 years to see. Save your cooties until post post credits scene(s). Kissing also applies. AT&T 4:15 PM Superman and I have to watch alone, you'll be hearing from my lawyer 6. If a crazy white guy wants to come up in there trying to ruin the movie by shooting at people, I need you to take him down quickly and keep him under control. Wait until after the movie to call the police, I don't need the commotion interrupting the movie Message Following all rules will warrant a <p>You don&rsquo;t mess with a mans movie experience. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2GX6xpm">https://ift.tt/2GX6xpm</a></p>

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Bailey Jay, Baller Alert, and Billboard: Baller Alert's Today in Hip-Hop: T.l. Released King' 12 Years Ago @balleralert TI,KING Baller Alert’s Today in Hip-Hop: T.I. Released ‘King’ 12 Years Ago-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 12 years ago today, T.I. released his fourth album ‘King’ on Grand Hustle Records and Atlantic Records. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Featuring production from some hip-hop heavy hitters such as Just Blaze, Mannie Fresh, Swizz Beatz, and The Neptunes, ‘King’ quickly took the Atlanta native's career to new heights. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Released alongside the film “ATL,” where T.I. made his feature film debut as the main character, the album served as the soundtrack for the film. Not only did it represent T.I.’s career elevating to new levels, but it also showed that he could develop a more mainstream hip-hop sound, without losing his thug persona, and still reign supreme. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The album debuted at number one on the US Billboard 200 chart with over 522,000 copies sold in the first week. The album also included two hit singles that had major chart success with "What You Know" and "Why You Wanna". ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ By the end of the year, multiple publications like Pitchfork had dubbed the album one of the top albums of the year.

Baller Alert’s Today in Hip-Hop: T.I. Released ‘King’ 12 Years Ago-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 12 years ago today, T.I. released h...

Beautiful, Best Friend, and Memes: "She's Gotta Have lt" Star, DeWanda Wise Lands Major Role in Marvel Movie 05 @balleralert “She’s Gotta Have It” Star, DeWanda Wise Lands Major Role in Marvel Movie - blogged by @lanaladonna ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It looks like someone else had to have it! We know her as Nola Darling from the SpikeLee Netflix series, “She’s Gotta Have It.” Marvel, on the other hand, wants to bring the beautiful DeWandaWise to the big screen. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Details on her character have yet to be released, but she will be co-starring in “Capitan Marvel,” which is Marvel’s first female-led production. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Rumor has it- she’ll be playing a superhero, “Monica Rambeau,” who is also the best friend of the main character, “Carol Danvers,” played by BrieLarson. If so, Wise has landed the role of a character with pretty good screen time. We’ll just have to wait and see! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Either way, this is without a doubt Wise’s biggest role to date, and a door-opener into Hollywood! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Other cast members for the film include SamuelLJackson, BenMendelsohn, and JudeLaw. Full fledge production for the film will begin this Spring. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Congratulations DeWanda!

“She’s Gotta Have It” Star, DeWanda Wise Lands Major Role in Marvel Movie - blogged by @lanaladonna ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It looks like someone el...

Ass, Shit, and Smh: <p><a href="https://trilllizard666.tumblr.com/post/168780074433/trilllizard666-pewpuupalace-rexmccoolguy" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard666</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://trilllizard666.tumblr.com/post/98028547538/pewpuupalace-rexmccoolguy-tehbranmuffin" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard666</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pewpuupalace.tumblr.com/post/98001182442/rexmccoolguy-tehbranmuffin">pewpuupalace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rexmccoolguy.tumblr.com/post/97991995108/tehbranmuffin-the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown">rexmccoolguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tehbranmuffin.tumblr.com/post/97987514306/the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown-tidalwavesstudio-ok">tehbranmuffin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown.tumblr.com/post/97793398163/tidalwavesstudio-ok-now-come-on-if-this-is">the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tidalwavesstudio.tumblr.com/post/97792813247/ok-now-come-on-if-this-is-perfectly-ok-then">tidalwavesstudio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ok now , come on….</p> <p>If this is perfectly ok, then I want to see a skimpy costume Snake in the games.</p> </blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-height="264" data-orig-width="257" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7422b7cb64d24b4e476b488bc807fb04/tumblr_nc3198Sqrc1robvygo1_400.png"><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab55ccb2e64afd4d5f92d1e225601a9a/tumblr_inline_p1bsp2ghVb1rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="264" data-orig-width="257" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7422b7cb64d24b4e476b488bc807fb04/tumblr_nc3198Sqrc1robvygo1_400.png"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="272" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/303b92b09fa42fb281d374a8614a94c1/tumblr_inline_nc7r7p7Y0D1qmgsfx.jpg"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/303b92b09fa42fb281d374a8614a94c1/tumblr_inline_p1bsp2KbnH1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="272" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/303b92b09fa42fb281d374a8614a94c1/tumblr_inline_nc7r7p7Y0D1qmgsfx.jpg"/></figure></p> <p>Not to mention the skintight sneaking suits Solid Snake and Raiden wear.</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="467" data-orig-width="855" data-orig-src="http://i.gyazo.com/fef09f7ad8145b0d9b7a25063f7a4b4e.png"><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fef09f7ad8145b0d9b7a25063f7a4b4e/tumblr_inline_p1bsp3goX51rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="467" data-orig-width="855" data-orig-src="http://i.gyazo.com/fef09f7ad8145b0d9b7a25063f7a4b4e.png"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p><strong>DO PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT QUIET</strong></p> <p><strong>EVEN PLAY METAL GEAR</strong></p> <p><strong>DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS???</strong></p> <p><strong>IT’S A GAME ABOUT FANTASTIC MEN’S ASSES.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>the metal gear series is all about zany fringe science shit of the times it’s set in and about the celebration of fine asses</p> <p>smh</p> </blockquote> <p>this is also the same game series where the director specifically asked for the male main character to have a 20% bigger ass than the male character that’s playable for most of the second entry and never explained to his staff WHY</p> </blockquote> <p>This just in: most of the people who complain about video game costumes don’t actually play the games. More at 11.</p>
Beautiful, Dude, and Family: humansofny humansofny "Zoe loves the movies. So l knew if l was going to propose, it had to involve the movies. But I can't make a movie myself because I don't work in film. So I had to get creative. I ordered a black- and-white Italian film from a vintage film dealer. It seemed vaguely romantic. I spent four months editing it on my computer. I changed all the subtitles. cut out the harem scene. I completely changed the plot so that it resembled our lives. I wrote some dialogue about picture frames because Zoe's family owns a frame shop. And I love trains. So I made the main character a train enthusiast. When I finished the editing, I rented out a small theater with sixty seats. I invited all of Zoe's friends and family. I made sure everyone sat in the front and didn't turn around. The weather was beautiful that day. Zoe didn't want to go to a movie. We got in a big fight about it, but I finally convinced her. lI was so nervous that I laughed during the whole film. I'd seen all the jokes 1000 times but I laughed at them anyway. Then during the final scene, the main characters started speaking to the audience, and one of them asked: 'Does anyone here want to get married?' So l stood up. The lights came on. All her friends and family turned around. And I gave a speech that I prepared. I was so nervous that I forgot to ask the actual question. But Zoe bailed me out and said 'yes' anyway." View all 10,555 comments 6 DAYS AGO <p>Dude raised the bar</p>

Dude raised the bar

Ass, Beer, and Comfortable: Brandorn Follow @brandonlgtaylor In a fantasy novel, how come everybody can afford high-grade wool? Also, how come everyone eats the same soups and drinks the same beer? 5:03 am - 21 Aug 2017 362 Retweets 1321 LikesO 50ti 362 1.3K Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Replying to @brandonlgtaylor How come in a fantasy novel, if the winters are so hard and cruel, you end up with all those pages of huge ass thick oak trees????? 2t25 276 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 IF THE WINTERS ARE SO HARD AND THE SOIL IS SO CRAGGY AND ARID, THEN HOW COME YOU GOT ALL THESE FORESTS?! IT DON'T MAKE SENSE 5 t28 325 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 How come nobody invents anything. How come all your carts look the same? WHY ARE THERE NO SMALL BUSINESS PEOPLE?! 05 t: 21 292 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Your middle class. Where is it. Like, where is your merchant class, fam. Your realm has an economy, surely, where are they 07 t: 20 317 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 You're probably doing feudalism wrong 93 ti 17 256 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Oh, yes, tell me about how all of the nobility have been in power for the same duration and they all recognize each other as legitimate tl 16 263 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Your cadet branches. Where are they 4 196 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Why do you think agnatic primogeniture is remotely interesting? GIVE US COGNATIC GAVELKIND 99tl 23 316 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Why are you so afraid of science. Why. Why. How boring Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Oh, a literate woman who must hide her intelligence and scheme behind the scenes. How groundbreaking. Wow Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 More gay sex. For everyone 91t24 369 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Gender. Get rid of it. 2t3 332 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Oh, a woman who disguises herself as a man in order to fight as a warrior. How feminist of you 93 ti 30 284 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 You want to be realistic when it comes to patriarchy, but your characters' teeth aren't rotting out and everyone wants to kiss them. Okay ti 74 468 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 You devised several schools of magecraft, but you expect me to believe that the kingdom's laws are applied uniformly throughout the realm Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 You spent the entire book telling us about the succession of the king, but forgot all the succession laws in the individual fiefs. Oh. Okay 93 ti 13 188 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Why is your king not worried about his dukes consolidating power via marriages and alliances? Idk. Seems important. 93 t5 260 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Oh, your main character is a religious cynic so you don't have to worry about creating a system of faith for your world. How convenient. 5 tl 22 269 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Who domesticated the wheat that you're using to make that bread? 4 t 217 Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Who invented the process of making all that ale your characters are drinking. And why are they drinking it year round? How???? Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Uhm, also, who is breeding all of these horses? And where did they come from originally? Like, how did they end up here? Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 How did they agree on a systematized measure of time? Or of anything for that matter? Distance? Weight? Volume? Are there time zones? Brandon @brandonlgtaylor Aug 21 Epic fantasy reads like the notepad doodlings of the laziest history nerds on the planet. <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/164974800512/thespectacularspider-girl-poorpoorpitifulme" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/164974727869/poorpoorpitifulme-boyonetta-sunderlorn" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://poorpoorpitifulme.tumblr.com/post/164974366977/boyonetta-sunderlorn-finally-someone-said" class="tumblr_blog">poorpoorpitifulme</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://boyonetta.tumblr.com/post/164960162684/sunderlorn-finally-someone-said-it-all" class="tumblr_blog">boyonetta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sunderlorn.tumblr.com/post/164487606354/finally-someone-said-it-all-of-it-all" class="tumblr_blog">sunderlorn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>FINALLY 👏 <a href="https://twitter.com/brandonlgtaylor">SOMEONE</a> 👏 SAID 👏 IT. 👏 ALL OF IT.  👏ALL AT ONCE. 👏</p> <p>(Thank you <a>@fallingawkwardly</a>​ for bringing this to my attention.)</p> </blockquote> <p>if u tell me u would read three hundred pages detailing the extensive process of domesticating the wheat that made the bread that the main character is eating ur either lying or ur really into wheat in a way i’m not entirely comfortable with</p> </blockquote> <p>Besides, in the real world, wheat was domesticated around 8000 years ago in the Middle East and spread to Europe (assuming the kinds of fantasy stories he’s complaining about are set in Fantasy Europe) long before the medieval era, so it’d be completely realistic for people to just act as if wheat were always domesticated and not think about it. </p> <p>Also, there really weren’t many entrepreneurs during the feudal era given that limited liability wasn’t a thing and getting stuck in debtor’s prison for a failed business venture was basically a death sentence. There would have been craftsmen and merchants and suchlike, but not really the culture of “small business owners” he seems to be envisioning. Equally, the middle class as a large-scale phenomenon wasn’t so much of a thing until the decline of feudalism in the late fifteenth, early sixteenth century.</p> <p>And all the nobility being established at the same time and all more or less recognising each other’s claims was basically exactly how the history of England went after the Norman Invasion. All the major noble families of the feudal era (and most still around today) could trace their lineage directly back to the first group of conquering nobles that came over with William I, and this difference in their origins from the common people would have been immediately obvious even after hundreds of years.</p> </blockquote> <p>Pedantic:  The Twitter Screed</p></blockquote> <p>Pedantry without true knowledge</p></blockquote> <p>I mean if you want to get pedantic and specific on a fantasy world you could always read the entire appendixes for LOTR.</p>