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        Corgi, Life, and Love: thathighclassbitch
 The lifespan ofa corgi
 So I love corgis! And I think many other people also love corgis, so here's a
 small life span of your average corgi!!!
 Ofcourse, every little corgi puppy starts off small. They cant walk or see, but
 they're born with a fully functional sense of smell! All healthy puppies grow
 quickly after birth. A puppy's coat color may change as the puppy grows older
 Puppies develop very quickly during their first three months, particularly after
 their eyes and ears open and they are no longer completely dependent on their
 mother!! Their coordination and strength improve, they spar with their
 littermates, and begin to explore the world outside the nest!!
 They grow up fast, and soon enough, you'll have a big, grown corgi. However,
 contrary to popular belief, they aren't done growing just yet.
 Every corgi has the ability to keep growing, as long as you raise them right. My
 personal recommendation is to feed them past midnight.
 After a while, they most likely won't fit in your home anymore. You'll have to buy
 some land to house your corgi, as they can be a little clumsy in this size. They'll
 still be equally as loveable, and make for great transportation!
 Their final stage, they'll be about the size of your average skyscraper. Make sure
 to keep them out of the city! They aren't malicious, but they're very playful even
 in this stage!
 I repeat:
 Do not keep them in a city/populated area
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                    Corgi, Life, and Love: thathighclassbitch
 The lifespan ofa corgi
 So I love corgis! And I think many other people also love corgis, so here's a
 small life span of your average corgi!!!
 Ofcourse, every little corgi puppy starts off small. They cant walk or see, but
 they're born with a fully functional sense of smell! All healthy puppies grow
 quickly after birth. A puppy's coat color may change as the puppy grows older
 Puppies develop very quickly during their first three months, particularly after
 their eyes and ears open and they are no longer completely dependent on their
 mother!! Their coordination and strength improve, they spar with their
 littermates, and begin to explore the world outside the nest!!
 They grow up fast, and soon enough, you'll have a big, grown corgi. However,
 contrary to popular belief, they aren't done growing just yet.
 Every corgi has the ability to keep growing, as long as you raise them right. My
 personal recommendation is to feed them past midnight.
 After a while, they most likely won't fit in your home anymore. You'll have to buy
 some land to house your corgi, as they can be a little clumsy in this size. They'll
 still be equally as loveable, and make for great transportation!
 Their final stage, they'll be about the size of your average skyscraper. Make sure
 to keep them out of the city! They aren't malicious, but they're very playful even
 in this stage!
 I repeat:
 Do not keep them in a city/populated area
 thathighclassbitch
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        Head, Tumblr, and Vine: Rose Quartz Shield Tutorial!
 Easy, Cheap, Lightweight, and Fast
 From Makelovely Cosplay
 -TRUSTED QUALITY SINCE 192
 RUSTOLEUM
 ULTRA COVER
 FLAT WHITE
 PRIMER
 TIGHT BOND FOR A TOPr
 OGEST LASTING
 ALSO BONDS TO
 のritz
 1" x 2.5 yds (254 m" x22
 WOOD, METAL & MORE
 400 NET
 Materials: The key ingredient behind
 this magical project are these! Drum
 head covers are super lightweight
 easily painted, and come in a big
 range of sizes. Plus, they're pretty
 much the perfect shape for a round
 shield, and they're pretty cheap too!
 You'll also need
 - Primer(I swear by Rustoleum's 2X Ultra
 Cover for plastic, but whatever sticks to
 plastic is good!) &Spray paint
 -Elastic
 E6000
 -A bunch of paper
 An exacto knife
 -Acrylic paints & paint brushes
 -Some sort of sealant

 n between coats: Map out your design!
 started with a bunch of pieces of paper
 taped together and traced the outline of
 First up: Prime your drum head (2
 coats just in case!) and spray paint
 your color of choice (2 coats again!)
 l used Valspar's Gloss in Frosty
 Berry. I'm not super fond of it, but tro
 was the right color and I had it on
 hand!
 tit
 the drum head. The design itself was
 mostly free handed, but it did take a little
 trial and error before I got it just
 right. Trace this over with marker to make
 for easier cutting
 This is the most tedious part: tracing the design onto your shield! I cut mine out
 piece by piece, starting with the gem design, then the thorns, and then the vine.
 Just line everything up with what you've already traced as you go! Be careful at the
 edges! Since they're sloped, they might need a little alteration from your original
 lines.

 Now just paint all your traced designs in with acrylics (mine took 2 coats for the
 darker colors and 3 for the white) and give your shield a good clear coat to
 protect from chipping!
 For carrying, I used some E6000 to attach some elastic straps. You wanna glue
 the crap out of these things, put plenty underneath and some on top (it'll soak
 into the elastic) just in case! I used one big strap for my arm, and I held onto the
 smaller one, and it was pretty comfy all day
 Now get out there and defend the earth
makelovelycosplay:

Here’s how I made my Rose Quartz shield! It’s real easy and should work pretty well for any sort of round shield. Feel free to message me if you have any questions!
        

            
            

                
                
                    Head, Tumblr, and Vine: Rose Quartz Shield Tutorial!
 Easy, Cheap, Lightweight, and Fast
 From Makelovely Cosplay
 -TRUSTED QUALITY SINCE 192
 RUSTOLEUM
 ULTRA COVER
 FLAT WHITE
 PRIMER
 TIGHT BOND FOR A TOPr
 OGEST LASTING
 ALSO BONDS TO
 のritz
 1" x 2.5 yds (254 m" x22
 WOOD, METAL & MORE
 400 NET
 Materials: The key ingredient behind
 this magical project are these! Drum
 head covers are super lightweight
 easily painted, and come in a big
 range of sizes. Plus, they're pretty
 much the perfect shape for a round
 shield, and they're pretty cheap too!
 You'll also need
 - Primer(I swear by Rustoleum's 2X Ultra
 Cover for plastic, but whatever sticks to
 plastic is good!) &Spray paint
 -Elastic
 E6000
 -A bunch of paper
 An exacto knife
 -Acrylic paints & paint brushes
 -Some sort of sealant

 n between coats: Map out your design!
 started with a bunch of pieces of paper
 taped together and traced the outline of
 First up: Prime your drum head (2
 coats just in case!) and spray paint
 your color of choice (2 coats again!)
 l used Valspar's Gloss in Frosty
 Berry. I'm not super fond of it, but tro
 was the right color and I had it on
 hand!
 tit
 the drum head. The design itself was
 mostly free handed, but it did take a little
 trial and error before I got it just
 right. Trace this over with marker to make
 for easier cutting
 This is the most tedious part: tracing the design onto your shield! I cut mine out
 piece by piece, starting with the gem design, then the thorns, and then the vine.
 Just line everything up with what you've already traced as you go! Be careful at the
 edges! Since they're sloped, they might need a little alteration from your original
 lines.

 Now just paint all your traced designs in with acrylics (mine took 2 coats for the
 darker colors and 3 for the white) and give your shield a good clear coat to
 protect from chipping!
 For carrying, I used some E6000 to attach some elastic straps. You wanna glue
 the crap out of these things, put plenty underneath and some on top (it'll soak
 into the elastic) just in case! I used one big strap for my arm, and I held onto the
 smaller one, and it was pretty comfy all day
 Now get out there and defend the earth
makelovelycosplay:

Here’s how I made my Rose Quartz shield! It’s real easy and should work pretty well for any sort of round shield. Feel free to message me if you have any questions!
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Batman, Beautiful, and College: I'm about to have a fun afternoon.
 So my trainer's bf cheated on her, She
 broke up with him, He's holding her stuff
 hostage until she agrees to t
 Which she refuses.
 alk with Ain
 She trains; for free mind you; three college
 linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial
 artists, a bodly builder, and... wait for it... .a
 Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for
 her
 This should make for an interesting story.
 So everyone who commented on this being
 like the avengers, you are absolutely right,
 That's what all of us had in our heads as we
 were rolling over to dude's house. But I
 very proud to say, this ended without
 Arrival:
 Arrival:
 So the super friends all jumped into one of
 the linebacker's explorer and headed over
 to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know
 me, but the other martial artist is a little
 wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all
 giants (an estimated combined weight of
 I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like
 an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks
 ike your average guy b
 him is unsettling. Really unsettling.
 Unfortunately, the body builder had to
 work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy
 and the wrestler to the door first and dude
 answers, screams at them, and then slams
 the door in their face. Then the giant
 linebackers head over and they ring the
 door bell again, Lo and behold, he was
 much more polite, but still denied access.
 Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I
 casually make my way towards the front of
 the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB
 THE BANISTER. We all just turned and
 started at hirm completely shocked when
 dude answers the door, He looks at this
 ut
 about
 THE SANISTER, We all just turned and
 started at him completely shocked when
 dude answers the door, fie looks at this
 weird
 threatening individuals and one guy
 perched on his banister like batman, te
 was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking
 group
 Retrieval:
 So we're all walking through the house
 gathering what we think are her things and
 putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We
 n't even
 tell her we were coming,t
 no list of items.The only one really berng
 productive was Hapkido, who was
 legitimately looking for stuff. The
 linebackers were just randomly picking up
 furniture, turning it over, and putting it
 back down, Just showing off how strong
 were, In case the numbers game
 wasn't enough, I guess they were letting
 him know they could break him if they
 wanted to. The seal was just shadowing
 dude in his own house. Walking behind him,
 wanted to. The seal was just shadowing
 dude in his own house, Walking behind him,
 not saying much, just being creepy. Then
 was causing general
 mischief . He said to take what I was
 looking for, that's what I was looking for
 Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken
 sandwich, Because "you guys look like you
 have it under control, and I'm a sucker for
 egg salad. We were in and out in 15
 Delivery:
 So the autobots rolled out and headed
 towards homegirl's spot. She was
 conweniently outside when we rolled up. We
 got out and she was like, how do you all
 even know each other. The truth is, we
 don't. She sent us all an email once and
 didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all
 of us about dude holding onto her stuff
 and we started emailing and that was
 that. We told her that we went to see her
 ex, "OMg what didl you say to him?
 delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of
 Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're
 delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of
 stuff. She went through the first box and
 said that was most of her stuff. Then she
 got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that
 shit." So I explained that I took all the
 batteries out of his remote controls, his
 deodorant, the light bulb out of his master
 closet, every pair of dress socks that I
 could find, the laces out of his running
 shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house.
 The guys just looked at me and kind of
 nodded like they were impressed, She then.
 unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked
 us. So you have this group of meat heads all
 standing awkwardly with this weeping
 trainer, It was quiet for a second when the
 seal was like "So... chipoltle?" And we all
 got burrito bowls
 This is literally the most beautiful and
 thrilline tale, Start to fnish
Sorry about the font
        

            
            

                
                
                    Batman, Beautiful, and College: I'm about to have a fun afternoon.
 So my trainer's bf cheated on her, She
 broke up with him, He's holding her stuff
 hostage until she agrees to t
 Which she refuses.
 alk with Ain
 She trains; for free mind you; three college
 linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial
 artists, a bodly builder, and... wait for it... .a
 Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for
 her
 This should make for an interesting story.
 So everyone who commented on this being
 like the avengers, you are absolutely right,
 That's what all of us had in our heads as we
 were rolling over to dude's house. But I
 very proud to say, this ended without
 Arrival:
 Arrival:
 So the super friends all jumped into one of
 the linebacker's explorer and headed over
 to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know
 me, but the other martial artist is a little
 wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all
 giants (an estimated combined weight of
 I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like
 an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks
 ike your average guy b
 him is unsettling. Really unsettling.
 Unfortunately, the body builder had to
 work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy
 and the wrestler to the door first and dude
 answers, screams at them, and then slams
 the door in their face. Then the giant
 linebackers head over and they ring the
 door bell again, Lo and behold, he was
 much more polite, but still denied access.
 Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I
 casually make my way towards the front of
 the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB
 THE BANISTER. We all just turned and
 started at hirm completely shocked when
 dude answers the door, He looks at this
 ut
 about
 THE SANISTER, We all just turned and
 started at him completely shocked when
 dude answers the door, fie looks at this
 weird
 threatening individuals and one guy
 perched on his banister like batman, te
 was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking
 group
 Retrieval:
 So we're all walking through the house
 gathering what we think are her things and
 putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We
 n't even
 tell her we were coming,t
 no list of items.The only one really berng
 productive was Hapkido, who was
 legitimately looking for stuff. The
 linebackers were just randomly picking up
 furniture, turning it over, and putting it
 back down, Just showing off how strong
 were, In case the numbers game
 wasn't enough, I guess they were letting
 him know they could break him if they
 wanted to. The seal was just shadowing
 dude in his own house. Walking behind him,
 wanted to. The seal was just shadowing
 dude in his own house, Walking behind him,
 not saying much, just being creepy. Then
 was causing general
 mischief . He said to take what I was
 looking for, that's what I was looking for
 Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken
 sandwich, Because "you guys look like you
 have it under control, and I'm a sucker for
 egg salad. We were in and out in 15
 Delivery:
 So the autobots rolled out and headed
 towards homegirl's spot. She was
 conweniently outside when we rolled up. We
 got out and she was like, how do you all
 even know each other. The truth is, we
 don't. She sent us all an email once and
 didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all
 of us about dude holding onto her stuff
 and we started emailing and that was
 that. We told her that we went to see her
 ex, "OMg what didl you say to him?
 delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of
 Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're
 delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of
 stuff. She went through the first box and
 said that was most of her stuff. Then she
 got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that
 shit." So I explained that I took all the
 batteries out of his remote controls, his
 deodorant, the light bulb out of his master
 closet, every pair of dress socks that I
 could find, the laces out of his running
 shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house.
 The guys just looked at me and kind of
 nodded like they were impressed, She then.
 unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked
 us. So you have this group of meat heads all
 standing awkwardly with this weeping
 trainer, It was quiet for a second when the
 seal was like "So... chipoltle?" And we all
 got burrito bowls
 This is literally the most beautiful and
 thrilline tale, Start to fnish
Sorry about the font
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Batman, Beautiful, and College: I'm about to have a fun afternoon.
 So my trainer's bf cheated on her, She
 broke up with him, He's holding her stuff
 hostage until she agrees to t
 Which she refuses.
 alk with Ain
 She trains; for free mind you; three college
 linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial
 artists, a bodly builder, and... wait for it... .a
 Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for
 her
 This should make for an interesting story.
 So everyone who commented on this being
 like the avengers, you are absolutely right,
 That's what all of us had in our heads as we
 were rolling over to dude's house. But I
 very proud to say, this ended without
 Arrival:
 Arrival:
 So the super friends all jumped into one of
 the linebacker's explorer and headed over
 to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know
 me, but the other martial artist is a little
 wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all
 giants (an estimated combined weight of
 I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like
 an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks
 ike your average guy b
 him is unsettling. Really unsettling.
 Unfortunately, the body builder had to
 work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy
 and the wrestler to the door first and dude
 answers, screams at them, and then slams
 the door in their face. Then the giant
 linebackers head over and they ring the
 door bell again, Lo and behold, he was
 much more polite, but still denied access.
 Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I
 casually make my way towards the front of
 the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB
 THE BANISTER. We all just turned and
 started at hirm completely shocked when
 dude answers the door, He looks at this
 ut
 about
 THE SANISTER, We all just turned and
 started at him completely shocked when
 dude answers the door, fie looks at this
 weird
 threatening individuals and one guy
 perched on his banister like batman, te
 was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking
 group
 Retrieval:
 So we're all walking through the house
 gathering what we think are her things and
 putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We
 n't even
 tell her we were coming,t
 no list of items.The only one really berng
 productive was Hapkido, who was
 legitimately looking for stuff. The
 linebackers were just randomly picking up
 furniture, turning it over, and putting it
 back down, Just showing off how strong
 were, In case the numbers game
 wasn't enough, I guess they were letting
 him know they could break him if they
 wanted to. The seal was just shadowing
 dude in his own house. Walking behind him,
 wanted to. The seal was just shadowing
 dude in his own house, Walking behind him,
 not saying much, just being creepy. Then
 was causing general
 mischief . He said to take what I was
 looking for, that's what I was looking for
 Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken
 sandwich, Because "you guys look like you
 have it under control, and I'm a sucker for
 egg salad. We were in and out in 15
 Delivery:
 So the autobots rolled out and headed
 towards homegirl's spot. She was
 conweniently outside when we rolled up. We
 got out and she was like, how do you all
 even know each other. The truth is, we
 don't. She sent us all an email once and
 didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all
 of us about dude holding onto her stuff
 and we started emailing and that was
 that. We told her that we went to see her
 ex, "OMg what didl you say to him?
 delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of
 Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're
 delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of
 stuff. She went through the first box and
 said that was most of her stuff. Then she
 got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that
 shit." So I explained that I took all the
 batteries out of his remote controls, his
 deodorant, the light bulb out of his master
 closet, every pair of dress socks that I
 could find, the laces out of his running
 shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house.
 The guys just looked at me and kind of
 nodded like they were impressed, She then.
 unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked
 us. So you have this group of meat heads all
 standing awkwardly with this weeping
 trainer, It was quiet for a second when the
 seal was like "So... chipoltle?" And we all
 got burrito bowls
 This is literally the most beautiful and
 thrilline tale, Start to fnish
Sorry about the font
        

            
            

                
                
                    Batman, Beautiful, and College: I'm about to have a fun afternoon.
 So my trainer's bf cheated on her, She
 broke up with him, He's holding her stuff
 hostage until she agrees to t
 Which she refuses.
 alk with Ain
 She trains; for free mind you; three college
 linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial
 artists, a bodly builder, and... wait for it... .a
 Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for
 her
 This should make for an interesting story.
 So everyone who commented on this being
 like the avengers, you are absolutely right,
 That's what all of us had in our heads as we
 were rolling over to dude's house. But I
 very proud to say, this ended without
 Arrival:
 Arrival:
 So the super friends all jumped into one of
 the linebacker's explorer and headed over
 to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know
 me, but the other martial artist is a little
 wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all
 giants (an estimated combined weight of
 I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like
 an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks
 ike your average guy b
 him is unsettling. Really unsettling.
 Unfortunately, the body builder had to
 work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy
 and the wrestler to the door first and dude
 answers, screams at them, and then slams
 the door in their face. Then the giant
 linebackers head over and they ring the
 door bell again, Lo and behold, he was
 much more polite, but still denied access.
 Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I
 casually make my way towards the front of
 the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB
 THE BANISTER. We all just turned and
 started at hirm completely shocked when
 dude answers the door, He looks at this
 ut
 about
 THE SANISTER, We all just turned and
 started at him completely shocked when
 dude answers the door, fie looks at this
 weird
 threatening individuals and one guy
 perched on his banister like batman, te
 was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking
 group
 Retrieval:
 So we're all walking through the house
 gathering what we think are her things and
 putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We
 n't even
 tell her we were coming,t
 no list of items.The only one really berng
 productive was Hapkido, who was
 legitimately looking for stuff. The
 linebackers were just randomly picking up
 furniture, turning it over, and putting it
 back down, Just showing off how strong
 were, In case the numbers game
 wasn't enough, I guess they were letting
 him know they could break him if they
 wanted to. The seal was just shadowing
 dude in his own house. Walking behind him,
 wanted to. The seal was just shadowing
 dude in his own house, Walking behind him,
 not saying much, just being creepy. Then
 was causing general
 mischief . He said to take what I was
 looking for, that's what I was looking for
 Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken
 sandwich, Because "you guys look like you
 have it under control, and I'm a sucker for
 egg salad. We were in and out in 15
 Delivery:
 So the autobots rolled out and headed
 towards homegirl's spot. She was
 conweniently outside when we rolled up. We
 got out and she was like, how do you all
 even know each other. The truth is, we
 don't. She sent us all an email once and
 didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all
 of us about dude holding onto her stuff
 and we started emailing and that was
 that. We told her that we went to see her
 ex, "OMg what didl you say to him?
 delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of
 Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're
 delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of
 stuff. She went through the first box and
 said that was most of her stuff. Then she
 got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that
 shit." So I explained that I took all the
 batteries out of his remote controls, his
 deodorant, the light bulb out of his master
 closet, every pair of dress socks that I
 could find, the laces out of his running
 shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house.
 The guys just looked at me and kind of
 nodded like they were impressed, She then.
 unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked
 us. So you have this group of meat heads all
 standing awkwardly with this weeping
 trainer, It was quiet for a second when the
 seal was like "So... chipoltle?" And we all
 got burrito bowls
 This is literally the most beautiful and
 thrilline tale, Start to fnish
Sorry about the font
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Chicago, Christmas, and College: rad-roach oak23 Follow
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 gallusrostromegalus
 See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story
 The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both
 home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old
 family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the
 couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.
 It's all very Norman Rockwell.
 We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of
 Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the
 camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
 The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs
 and I open the envelope. Inside are four tic kets to the titanic, unused, and
 Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the
 Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into
 quarantine, thus saving their lives.
 The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They
 are of my Great-Great Grandmother
 They are nudes.
 They are NOT tasteful nudes.
 Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE
 GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her
 wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up
 in Chicago.
 I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think I
 passed out I was laughing so hard.
 So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a
 hilarious family Christmas someday
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                    Chicago, Christmas, and College: rad-roach oak23 Follow
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 gallusrostromegalus
 See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story
 The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both
 home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old
 family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the
 couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.
 It's all very Norman Rockwell.
 We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of
 Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the
 camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
 The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs
 and I open the envelope. Inside are four tic kets to the titanic, unused, and
 Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the
 Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into
 quarantine, thus saving their lives.
 The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They
 are of my Great-Great Grandmother
 They are nudes.
 They are NOT tasteful nudes.
 Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE
 GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her
 wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up
 in Chicago.
 I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think I
 passed out I was laughing so hard.
 So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a
 hilarious family Christmas someday
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        Chicago, Christmas, and College: rad-roachoak23 Follow
 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 gallusrostromegalus
 See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.
 The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both
 home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old
 family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the
 couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.
 It's all very Norman Rockwell.
 We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of
 Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the
 camera, when we find an old brown envelope
 The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs
 and I open the envelope. Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and
 Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the
 Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into
 quarantine, thus saving their lives.
 The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They
 are of my Great-Great Grandmother
 They are nudes.
 They are NOT tasteful nudes.
 Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.
 GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her
 wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up
 in Chicago.
 CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think
 passed out I was laughing so hard.
 So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a
 hilarious family Christmas someday
 28,155 notes
Pics of Grandmother
        

            
            

                
                
                    Chicago, Christmas, and College: rad-roachoak23 Follow
 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 gallusrostromegalus
 See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.
 The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both
 home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old
 family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the
 couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.
 It's all very Norman Rockwell.
 We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of
 Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the
 camera, when we find an old brown envelope
 The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs
 and I open the envelope. Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and
 Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the
 Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into
 quarantine, thus saving their lives.
 The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They
 are of my Great-Great Grandmother
 They are nudes.
 They are NOT tasteful nudes.
 Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.
 GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her
 wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up
 in Chicago.
 CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think
 passed out I was laughing so hard.
 So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a
 hilarious family Christmas someday
 28,155 notes
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        Chicago, Christmas, and College: 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
gallusrostromegalus:
See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.
The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell.
We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
“The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives.
The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother.
They are nudes.
They are NOT tasteful nudes.
Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.
GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago.
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard.
So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.

        

            
            

                
                
                    Chicago, Christmas, and College: 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
gallusrostromegalus:
See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.
The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell.
We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
“The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives.
The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother.
They are nudes.
They are NOT tasteful nudes.
Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.
GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago.
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard.
So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Advice, Apparently, and Basketball: envyadams
 today at work i let
 someone into a dressing
 room and they said
 thanks" and half of me
 tried to say "you're
 welcome" and the other
 half tried to say "no
 problem and i ended up
 saying 'your problem
 ea
 this post had me in tears
 I was hoping the notes would be full
 of similar stories, but they're not, so
 I'll add my story for anyone else
 looking for more laughs
 I had to go to a library to pay a fee
 and I was practicing in the car
 between "I have to pay a fine and "
 have to pay a fee" and I walked in
 and firmly stated "I have to pee and
 slapped a five dollar bill on the
 counter (the fee was like ten cents)
 and walked out. This was like three
 years ago and I still haven't been
 back
 My friend was driving and we were
 almost past our turnof so I tried to say
 "quick and "tast at the same time and
 I ended up screaming "QUACK which
 ended up with him judging me very
 hard and missing the turn
 Recently someone in class asked me how I
 was doing and I started off saying I was
 good but switched to I'm okay in the middle
 and ended up saying "I'm gay.
 Which, while kind of accurate, was not
 what I meant to announce to my
 classmate
 This Halloween I was handing out candy and
 a child said "trick or treat and I smiled gave
 them their candy and apparently my mouth
 betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and
 proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky
 for answers while their mother laughed at me
 I was switching between Bye Deanna
 and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die
 Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but it
 comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's
 uncomfortable.
 When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still
 getting used to greeting customers as they came in the
 door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to
 say, "How are you doing? and "What's up? I ended up
 demanding "What are you doing here?
 something really cool happened once at the office and i
 started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my
 mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended
 up saying "Tm really so amazing
 one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds
 were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "Tm
 so pumped for the birds" and "Tm so hyped for the birds and
 instead i said "I'm so humped for birds
 Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his
 dog and the dog came to me and started sniming me and I was in
 such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to
 say like 'hello" or 'good morning" or "cute dog" or something like
 that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and
 saying thank you
 I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but
 dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got
 caught between "my drink
 "MY KINK
 and my keys
 and ended up screaming
 I walked up to this register.in a target. When the cashier finished
 checking me out she said have a good day, andi wanted to say You
 have a good day" and "You too" so it came out You have a good do
 do
 I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ON A CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD
 AT THIS FUCKING POS T
 This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day
 to a customer and said 'Have a nude gay!. Still haven't recovered.
 OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm oftern jumbled
 between 'have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out
 as "have a nice neigh" or "have a good date" or occasionally even "have a night
 die"
 When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to
 handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so I actually said rice and mats" instead
 At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and
 some beef jerky and some other stu
 Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat
 products
 Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED
 was jerky since that's what they were eating before-
 As I turned to stop him from eating "meat- what I started to say was "oh no" but
 finished with "no don't
 INSTEAD i wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends
 hand
 A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a
 thank you with It's my pleasure
 and said "You're my pleasurel
 instead of "You're welcome" and my friend messed it up
 When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to
 get to the basketball court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery
 tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to
 change it to "WALK" at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of
 preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie.
 kellyoxenfree Source: archive95205
Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.advice-animal.tumblr.com
        

            
            

                
                
                    Advice, Apparently, and Basketball: envyadams
 today at work i let
 someone into a dressing
 room and they said
 thanks" and half of me
 tried to say "you're
 welcome" and the other
 half tried to say "no
 problem and i ended up
 saying 'your problem
 ea
 this post had me in tears
 I was hoping the notes would be full
 of similar stories, but they're not, so
 I'll add my story for anyone else
 looking for more laughs
 I had to go to a library to pay a fee
 and I was practicing in the car
 between "I have to pay a fine and "
 have to pay a fee" and I walked in
 and firmly stated "I have to pee and
 slapped a five dollar bill on the
 counter (the fee was like ten cents)
 and walked out. This was like three
 years ago and I still haven't been
 back
 My friend was driving and we were
 almost past our turnof so I tried to say
 "quick and "tast at the same time and
 I ended up screaming "QUACK which
 ended up with him judging me very
 hard and missing the turn
 Recently someone in class asked me how I
 was doing and I started off saying I was
 good but switched to I'm okay in the middle
 and ended up saying "I'm gay.
 Which, while kind of accurate, was not
 what I meant to announce to my
 classmate
 This Halloween I was handing out candy and
 a child said "trick or treat and I smiled gave
 them their candy and apparently my mouth
 betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and
 proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky
 for answers while their mother laughed at me
 I was switching between Bye Deanna
 and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die
 Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but it
 comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's
 uncomfortable.
 When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still
 getting used to greeting customers as they came in the
 door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to
 say, "How are you doing? and "What's up? I ended up
 demanding "What are you doing here?
 something really cool happened once at the office and i
 started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my
 mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended
 up saying "Tm really so amazing
 one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds
 were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "Tm
 so pumped for the birds" and "Tm so hyped for the birds and
 instead i said "I'm so humped for birds
 Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his
 dog and the dog came to me and started sniming me and I was in
 such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to
 say like 'hello" or 'good morning" or "cute dog" or something like
 that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and
 saying thank you
 I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but
 dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got
 caught between "my drink
 "MY KINK
 and my keys
 and ended up screaming
 I walked up to this register.in a target. When the cashier finished
 checking me out she said have a good day, andi wanted to say You
 have a good day" and "You too" so it came out You have a good do
 do
 I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ON A CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD
 AT THIS FUCKING POS T
 This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day
 to a customer and said 'Have a nude gay!. Still haven't recovered.
 OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm oftern jumbled
 between 'have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out
 as "have a nice neigh" or "have a good date" or occasionally even "have a night
 die"
 When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to
 handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so I actually said rice and mats" instead
 At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and
 some beef jerky and some other stu
 Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat
 products
 Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED
 was jerky since that's what they were eating before-
 As I turned to stop him from eating "meat- what I started to say was "oh no" but
 finished with "no don't
 INSTEAD i wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends
 hand
 A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a
 thank you with It's my pleasure
 and said "You're my pleasurel
 instead of "You're welcome" and my friend messed it up
 When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to
 get to the basketball court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery
 tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to
 change it to "WALK" at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of
 preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie.
 kellyoxenfree Source: archive95205
Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.advice-animal.tumblr.com
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Apparently, Beef, and Candy: envwadams
 today at work i let
 someone into a dressing
 room and they said
 thanks" and half of me
 tried to say you're
 welcome and the other
 half tried to say "no
 problem and i ended up
 saying your problem
 this post had me in tears
 I was hoping the notes would be full
 of similar stories, but they're not, so
 I'll add my story for anyone else
 ooking for more laughs
 I had to go to a library to pay a fee
 and I was practicing in the car
 between "I have to pay a fine and "I
 have to pay a fee and I walked in
 and firmily stated "I have to pee and
 slapped a five dollar bill on the
 counter (the fee was like ten cents),
 and walked out. This was like three
 years ago and I still haven't been
 back
 My friend was driving and we were
 almost past our turnoff so I tried to say
 quick" and tast at the same time and
 l ended up screaming QUACK which
 ended up with him judging me very
 hard and missing the turn
 Recently someone in class asked me how
 was doing and I started off saying I was
 good but switched to I'm okay in the middle
 and ended up saying I'm gay
 Which, whille kind of accurate, was not
 what I meant to announce to my
 classmate
 This Halloween I was handing out candy and
 a child said trick or treat and I smilled gave
 them their candy and apparently my mouth
 betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and
 proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky
 for answers while their mother laughed at me
 D)
 I was swtching between "Bye Deanna"
 and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die
 Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but t
 comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's
 When I first started my coffee shop job, I was st
 getting used to greeting customers as they came in the
 door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to
 say, "How are you doing? and "What's up?" i ended up
 demanding "what are you doing here?r
 something really cool happened once at the office and i
 started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my
 mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended
 up saying Tm really so amazing
 one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds
 were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "im
 so pumped for the birds and iIm so hyped for the birds" and
 instead i said "I'm so humped for birds
 Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his
 dog and the dog came to me and started sniting me and I was in
 such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to
 say like "hello" or good morning" or cute dog" or something like
 that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and
 saying thank you'
 I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but i
 dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got
 caught between "my drinkr and "my keys" and ended up screaming
 MY KINK
 I walked up to this register,in a target. When the cashier finished
 checking me out she sald have a good day, and i wanted to say "You
 have a good day" and "You too so it came out "You have a good do
 do
 I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ONA CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD
 AT THIS FUCKING POST
 This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day
 to a customer and said Have a nude gay. Still haven't recovered.
 OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm often jumbled
 between "have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out
 as have a nice neigh or have a good date or occasionally even have a night
 die
 When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to
 handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so l actually said rice and mats" instead
 At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and
 some beef jerky and some other stu
 Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat
 products.
 Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED
 was jerky since that's what they were eating before-
 As I turned to stop him from eating "meat-what I started to say was "oh no but
 finished with "no dont
 INSTEADi wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends
 hand
 A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a
 thank you with "it's my pleasure instead of You're welcome and my friend messed it up
 and said You're my pleasure
 When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to
 get to the basketbal court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery
 tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to
 change it to "WALK at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of
 preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie
Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Apparently, Beef, and Candy: envwadams
 today at work i let
 someone into a dressing
 room and they said
 thanks" and half of me
 tried to say you're
 welcome and the other
 half tried to say "no
 problem and i ended up
 saying your problem
 this post had me in tears
 I was hoping the notes would be full
 of similar stories, but they're not, so
 I'll add my story for anyone else
 ooking for more laughs
 I had to go to a library to pay a fee
 and I was practicing in the car
 between "I have to pay a fine and "I
 have to pay a fee and I walked in
 and firmily stated "I have to pee and
 slapped a five dollar bill on the
 counter (the fee was like ten cents),
 and walked out. This was like three
 years ago and I still haven't been
 back
 My friend was driving and we were
 almost past our turnoff so I tried to say
 quick" and tast at the same time and
 l ended up screaming QUACK which
 ended up with him judging me very
 hard and missing the turn
 Recently someone in class asked me how
 was doing and I started off saying I was
 good but switched to I'm okay in the middle
 and ended up saying I'm gay
 Which, whille kind of accurate, was not
 what I meant to announce to my
 classmate
 This Halloween I was handing out candy and
 a child said trick or treat and I smilled gave
 them their candy and apparently my mouth
 betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and
 proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky
 for answers while their mother laughed at me
 D)
 I was swtching between "Bye Deanna"
 and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die
 Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but t
 comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's
 When I first started my coffee shop job, I was st
 getting used to greeting customers as they came in the
 door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to
 say, "How are you doing? and "What's up?" i ended up
 demanding "what are you doing here?r
 something really cool happened once at the office and i
 started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my
 mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended
 up saying Tm really so amazing
 one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds
 were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "im
 so pumped for the birds and iIm so hyped for the birds" and
 instead i said "I'm so humped for birds
 Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his
 dog and the dog came to me and started sniting me and I was in
 such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to
 say like "hello" or good morning" or cute dog" or something like
 that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and
 saying thank you'
 I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but i
 dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got
 caught between "my drinkr and "my keys" and ended up screaming
 MY KINK
 I walked up to this register,in a target. When the cashier finished
 checking me out she sald have a good day, and i wanted to say "You
 have a good day" and "You too so it came out "You have a good do
 do
 I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ONA CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD
 AT THIS FUCKING POST
 This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day
 to a customer and said Have a nude gay. Still haven't recovered.
 OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm often jumbled
 between "have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out
 as have a nice neigh or have a good date or occasionally even have a night
 die
 When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to
 handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so l actually said rice and mats" instead
 At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and
 some beef jerky and some other stu
 Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat
 products.
 Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED
 was jerky since that's what they were eating before-
 As I turned to stop him from eating "meat-what I started to say was "oh no but
 finished with "no dont
 INSTEADi wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends
 hand
 A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a
 thank you with "it's my pleasure instead of You're welcome and my friend messed it up
 and said You're my pleasure
 When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to
 get to the basketbal court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery
 tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to
 change it to "WALK at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of
 preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie
Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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