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Confused, Crime, and Girls: Hey if you could eat any letter of the alphabet, what letter would you eat and why? Yesterday 6:48 PM I would eat Os but not the sad ones, only the CheeriOs Today 11:15 AM Hmm...that's a better response than any l've got before Let me guess most girls only want the D? But your saving that for later Nah, I've gotten like an F for no reason, and one said Y, but now that I think about it they may have been asking me Aha well Then tbhl was hella confused when you asked and I seriously thought it was a dick joke I can see that, but just going with a D is so uncreative Very true think. I like the way you Now what letter would you eat? Lol R because its the most sinister sounding. That's why it's called murder and not mukduk What's mukduk I have no idea, but I know what murder is What's that Like...when you kill someone and get charged with murder I think it's a fun word to say Yeah know I knew that I was just saying if that's what we were actually talking about here. But murders kinda interest me like I watch a lot of documentaries and conspiracy theories lol I don't like the parts of those documentaries that have blood Really? Yeah, I'm more into the whole theft crime thing. SometimesI like to imagine my perfect crime I break into Tiffany's at midnight Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in New Brunswick, but I go to Yukon. I don't trust her. Besides I like the cold. Thirty years later, get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier Sent Today 6:07 PM That's deep lol I donโ€™t think sheโ€™s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*
Comfortable, Dumb, and Horny: reddit 2 r/AskReddit People who made an impulse decision when they found out Hawail was going to be nuked, what did you do and do you regret it? Fearlessleader85 10h I made an impulse decision to stay in bed with my wife. Nowhere to go for safety, no time to get there anyway. Might as well be comfortable in my bed with someone i love. 19562 JesseVentura911 9h Did you have"we're about to die so let's make love" sex 695 Fearlessleader85 8h No, just talked and cuddled. Thinking we're about to die didn't make either of us horny, contrary to what cinema said should happen. 1 1256 cOOyt825 9h If this is not too personal, did you believe it and accepted you were going to die? Or were you like "Meh, it'll be alright? Fearlessleader85 8h I didn't believe it at first, because there are several things that are supposed to happen, first the push notification, then the emergency broadcast system, and then the klaxons sound. Only one thing happened. But, when the klaxons went off after about 15 minutes, I thought I might be wrong. Then I thought about what I would do different if I fully did believe it, and decidedI wouldn't do anything different. I was where I wanted to be, with who I wanted to be with. We didn't call anyone. We just were with each other. <p><a href="http://yg-ou.tumblr.com/post/169729908676/yg-ou-from-this-thread-the-majority-of-the" class="tumblr_blog">yg-ou</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://yg-ou.tumblr.com/post/169729897966/from-this-thread-the-majority-of-the-threaded" class="tumblr_blog">yg-ou</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7qf7ov/people_who_made_an_impulse_decision_when_they/dsouny7/">this</a> thread, the majority of the threaded comments were dumb sex jokes in response to opโ€™s answers but i felt this was worth preserving</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="238" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/800ff86de36853da7e04b9a9c324752a/tumblr_inline_p2lggc65Uf1r9icep_540.png" data-orig-height="238" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>