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Transparent moment: I was raised in a religion that said you would go to hell on a slip and slide if you get divorced. Thankful for God's GRACE. I'm still here! I was the only one in my family who couldn't keep a marriage together. I was married twice before I was 20. I was a wreck y'all. I hated religion so much. I was so angry & rebellious that I jumped into a marriage at 18 to run away from it. It lasted no time. I wouldn't even know the dude that I was married 2 back then if I passed him on the street today. So sad, I know. But it's the truth. Then I jumped into another marriage 6 mnths later with a broken man, because u attract what u are & not what u want. It lasted 1 month shy of 17 yrs. I felt like such a failure after that marriage ended. I can truly say that I tried everything to make that one work for our 2 beautiful sons. I found myself back at my mom & dads house starting all over again at 36. I was so crushed. I was sick & tired of being sick & tired, I decided 2 help God help me. I put a "do not disturb"up on my โค๏ธso God could begin to heal me from the inside out. I knew, I couldn't fix my last marriage, but I could prepare myself for my future whatever that may look like by getting better & not bitter. I didn't blame anyone & owned it all. I trusted God. It took Him 6yrs 2 heal this messed up girl. He did a good work in me. I know my story isn't as pretty & angelic as so many you look up to & follow, but thankfully God is a God of redemption! Thankfully God is using my testimony to give others hope. I travel all over the world today working for Him. Giving HOPE to those just like me. Nope, I don't get asked to do marriage conferences much ๐Ÿ˜‚ but, I have amazing relationship tips. I can tell u what works & what don't ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ I'm the truth! Y'all already know this ๐Ÿ˜œ! I'm proud to testify that this month my sweet husband & I celebrate 5 years married. He's my BLESSING! God gave me back double for my crazy rebellious trouble. I โค๏ธU @pastorpothier I thank God for you everyday! You were worth getting healed for. You bring me JOY. I love taking care of YOU! YOU make Loving EASY! nationalspouseday MarriageGodsWayRocks HappilyForever HeLovedMeIntoSubmission: Transparent moment: I was raised in a religion that said you would go to hell on a slip and slide if you get divorced. Thankful for God's GRACE. I'm still here! I was the only one in my family who couldn't keep a marriage together. I was married twice before I was 20. I was a wreck y'all. I hated religion so much. I was so angry & rebellious that I jumped into a marriage at 18 to run away from it. It lasted no time. I wouldn't even know the dude that I was married 2 back then if I passed him on the street today. So sad, I know. But it's the truth. Then I jumped into another marriage 6 mnths later with a broken man, because u attract what u are & not what u want. It lasted 1 month shy of 17 yrs. I felt like such a failure after that marriage ended. I can truly say that I tried everything to make that one work for our 2 beautiful sons. I found myself back at my mom & dads house starting all over again at 36. I was so crushed. I was sick & tired of being sick & tired, I decided 2 help God help me. I put a "do not disturb"up on my โค๏ธso God could begin to heal me from the inside out. I knew, I couldn't fix my last marriage, but I could prepare myself for my future whatever that may look like by getting better & not bitter. I didn't blame anyone & owned it all. I trusted God. It took Him 6yrs 2 heal this messed up girl. He did a good work in me. I know my story isn't as pretty & angelic as so many you look up to & follow, but thankfully God is a God of redemption! Thankfully God is using my testimony to give others hope. I travel all over the world today working for Him. Giving HOPE to those just like me. Nope, I don't get asked to do marriage conferences much ๐Ÿ˜‚ but, I have amazing relationship tips. I can tell u what works & what don't ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ I'm the truth! Y'all already know this ๐Ÿ˜œ! I'm proud to testify that this month my sweet husband & I celebrate 5 years married. He's my BLESSING! God gave me back double for my crazy rebellious trouble. I โค๏ธU @pastorpothier I thank God for you everyday! You were worth getting healed for. You bring me JOY. I love taking care of YOU! YOU make Loving EASY! nationalspouseday MarriageGodsWayRocks HappilyForever HeLovedMeIntoSubmission

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<p><a href="http://nucleic-asshole.tumblr.com/post/154427200311/tarmalade-a-family-that-roasts-together-stays" class="tumblr_blog">nucleic-asshole</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tarmalade.tumblr.com/post/154198304230/a-family-that-roasts-together-stays-together" class="tumblr_blog">tarmalade</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A family that roasts together stays together</p></blockquote> <p>They clearly didnโ€™t though</p> </blockquote>: hared ROCK 103's photo ome S Learn to . in 5 easy lessons... FREE booklet shows you how! Teach her to Fetch your sippers and pipe Massage your leet Serve you ice cold beer and snacks Sit quietly while you browse your avorte television stations Respond to non verbal ues such as the snapping of ige and all requests Greet you at the door wearing nothing but celophane wrap ROCK 103 Like 53p73mb3r 30, 2014- Times were much simpler then... LikeComment Share How about learn to keep a wife Like Reply 3 1hrs M Write a reply then how to raise a child Unlike Reply 3-19 mins Sis+t Unlike Reply 04-18mins Mon nlike Rep2 14 mins Bmer or how to make love to a woman!!! What about how to keep a job eply 62 14 mins http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Yourself-from-Crying How to Stop Yourself from Crying Bestene <p><a href="http://nucleic-asshole.tumblr.com/post/154427200311/tarmalade-a-family-that-roasts-together-stays" class="tumblr_blog">nucleic-asshole</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tarmalade.tumblr.com/post/154198304230/a-family-that-roasts-together-stays-together" class="tumblr_blog">tarmalade</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A family that roasts together stays together</p></blockquote> <p>They clearly didnโ€™t though</p> </blockquote>
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Man with bionic penis is โ€˜too tiredโ€™ to have sex with scores of female admirers: A man with a bionic penis has been inundated with offers of sex but says he is too tired to take advantage of any of them. Mohammed Abad, 44, lost his virginity to a prostitute in April after being fitted with the ยฃ70,000 eight inch prosthetic in 2012. But he doesnt seem in a rush to go for another round and has blamed his long work hours as a security guard. I get a lot of messages from women online who ask me if I will have sex with them, he said. They've heard about my bionic penis and they want to try it out. They are all very intrigued and think I can make love for hours. WILLY STONKER Penis crafted from skin graft taken from arm 0 Inflated by pressing button on testicles This floods tubes with fluid from pouch implanted on tummy Its not that I don't want to and I get offers, but I have been so busy with work. I work 14-hour shifts every day and by the time I get home I'm just too tired for sex Mr Abad's bionic penis becomes erect when he presses a button in his testicles and ft fills with liquid stored in his stomach. He also revealed his parents were currentty looking for a second wife for him and he was looking forward to consummating the marriage this time round. He said he was looking forward to losing his virginithy and finding love. 1 feel brilliant. he said. Tm still a virgin but Im working on that you know SORRY FORTHELONG POST HERESAPOTATO Man with bionic penis is โ€˜too tiredโ€™ to have sex with scores of female admirers
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This brings a tear to my eye because this is me every time I see my besfren (who I'm bout to see in an hour ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜€). The way he PDA my ass in public bruh I am absolutely certain people think we a married couple but even that's not possible because married people don't molest each other like that. This motherfucker will embrace me and awkwardly kiss my cheek and-or forehead like he ain't just seen me last week and the week before that. Bruh. I ain't your aunt flying in on Terminal 5 at O'Hare Airport aka the Immigrant Terminal where everybody lose they shit and cry profusely because they ain't seen each other since Reagan was president. WE JUST GOT TACOS LAST WEEK. NOW WE EATING TACOS AGAIN. U AIN'T GOT TO MAKE LOVE TO ME ๐Ÿ˜‚. Nah lemme stop playin that's my besfren. If y'all don't physically molest your besfren I'm sorry but y'all just acquaintances. Real besfrens make physical contact. When u see yo besfren tonight give them a hearty spank on the ass. Just one (1) solid spank so they know it's real. Make it a little hard - if it's light, there's no emotion behind it. There's no love. Cup your hand and make solid, loud contact with the fatty part of the buttock and say "I fvcks with u, besfren. I'm lucky to have u." U get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚: Sisters meeting for the first time since adoption/separation @DrSmashlove This brings a tear to my eye because this is me every time I see my besfren (who I'm bout to see in an hour ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜€). The way he PDA my ass in public bruh I am absolutely certain people think we a married couple but even that's not possible because married people don't molest each other like that. This motherfucker will embrace me and awkwardly kiss my cheek and-or forehead like he ain't just seen me last week and the week before that. Bruh. I ain't your aunt flying in on Terminal 5 at O'Hare Airport aka the Immigrant Terminal where everybody lose they shit and cry profusely because they ain't seen each other since Reagan was president. WE JUST GOT TACOS LAST WEEK. NOW WE EATING TACOS AGAIN. U AIN'T GOT TO MAKE LOVE TO ME ๐Ÿ˜‚. Nah lemme stop playin that's my besfren. If y'all don't physically molest your besfren I'm sorry but y'all just acquaintances. Real besfrens make physical contact. When u see yo besfren tonight give them a hearty spank on the ass. Just one (1) solid spank so they know it's real. Make it a little hard - if it's light, there's no emotion behind it. There's no love. Cup your hand and make solid, loud contact with the fatty part of the buttock and say "I fvcks with u, besfren. I'm lucky to have u." U get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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