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The (promised) Bayeux Tapestry of Neckbeardom - Part 1: Epoch of a (likely) Neckbeard - Part 1 2 I guess I'd just ask if he wanted to see you suffering Yeah I would do that 10:41 PM 11:18 PM Ok so you would then be So I met a girl on Plenty of Fish. We got to talking and she confided that a very strange fellow was asking to do roleplay with her. A very strange roleplay, at that. This is his profile picture. And you would ask him that in squatting on my entire face with your legs open a bit and a very sweet soft and feminine you would be gazing up very voice coz he was more sweetly at the ugly old guy? important than me of course? 10:42 PM 11:19 PM I wanted you to say of course Yeah I guess so! so I can continue lol 10:42 PM 11:22 PM Your ass would be covering Of course! most of my face while you were squatting on it 11:22 PM And if the ugly old guy said he only wanted to see a tiny bit of then begin very slowly lifting face my your skirt to reveal your ass in sheer black tights squatting on I guess you would very sweetly ask him if he would like you to my entire face and suffocating slowly close your legs so only a me? tiny bit of my face was visible 11:23 PM Reverse image search revealed this is from the Instagram account of male model Charlie Mathews. Seems legit, given what followed. Buckle up. between them? Yeah I would 10:44 PM My question is pretty crazy but 11:25 PM Yeah! its not meant to be about real I After you had done that 10:46 PM life just a fantasy scenario i If you looked over your guess If I wanted you to do that in shoulder and you could see this scenario would you? just a tiny bit of one of my eyes If you were somewhere and I pitifully looking up at you while 10:46 PM was there with an ugly old guy you suffocate me with your ass coz i was his slave If he said yes guess you would feel pity for I guess you would very sweetly say of course and begin me? If you were talking to the ugly old guy and I interrupted him 11:28 PM very slowly closing your legs so he made me lay on the floor to make sure my face was Yeah I would feel pity for you at his feet and while I was suffocating between them? 11:29 PM begging him to take pity on me 10:46 PM he started standing on my head I guess you would feel pity for me coz i had only interrupted and face and said that I was Oh yeah then I'd do that worthless so he was going to the ugly old guy and now I was 10:51 PM decide my fate under your ass and between You would be squatting on your legs suffering and suffocating? If he asked you if you would my entire face and slowly cover my face while he decided suffocating me with your thighs 11:30 PM my fate coz he didn't want to see my face and you decided tight together and your knees resting on my chest but there would be a tiny gap between Of course! to do that coz he was more 11:31 PM important than me your legs so I can breathe and beg the ugly old guy to let me Even though you felt pity for me you would keep my face If there was only two options which would you live? under your ass and between choose? your legs so I was suffering and 10:51 PM suffocating coz the ugly old guy Would you decide to be cruel Yeah! would be more important than and choose the first option 10:46 PM me and stay squatting on all of my If I wanted you to do that in head and face but not allow Of course? me to breathe so I suffocate this scenario would you? completely? 11:33 PM 10:46 PM Of course! If he said yes Or I guess you would very sweetly 11:34 PM say of course and begin very slowly closing your legs Would decide to be kinder you Even though he was very old and choose the second option and ugly you would continue to make sure my face was and stay squatting on my being very sweet and feminine suffocating between them? head and face while I slowly to the ugly old guy while you suffocate but leave just my 10:46 PM were suffocating me between and stay squatting on all of my your legs? So youd die either way? Just under a head and face but not allow 11:35 PM towel or my ass? me to breathe so I suffocate completely? Of course if it saved you 10:48 PM 1136 PM No I wouldn't die coz you would Or leave just a tiny gap between But can we say that in this your legs so I can breathe and scenario you would do that Would you decide to be kinder and choose the second option beg? simply coz the ugly old guy was more important to you than me and stay squatting on my 10:49 PM and you wanted to please him? head and face while I slowly Oh yeah then l'd do that suffocate but leave just my 11:37 PM 10:51 PM mouth a tiny bit uncovered so I can breathe and beg the ugly Oh yeah then I would of course You would be squatting on old guy to let me live while he my entire face and slowly 11:38 PM decides my fate? suffocating me with your thighs So you would hear me pitifully tight together and your knees If there really was only two begging while I suffer and suffocate between your legs resting on my chest but there options which would you would be a tiny gap between your legs so I can breathe and beg the ugly old guy to let me choose? Tell me how you would be 10:10 PM acting toward the ugly old guy? live? I would at least give you the chance to live and ask for mercy on you and not 10:51 PM 11:39 PM kill you myself like the first scenario Yeah! I would be very nice to him and do what he wanted me to do 10:16 PM 10:53 PM 11:41 PM Hey so you would choose the If the ugly old guy saw a tiny second option? bit of my face between your If the ugly old guy said he didn't I would want you to choose the second option legs want my eyes to be uncovered If he asked you what was so I suffered more happening to my face 10:17 PM Would you very sweetly ask him if he would like you to slowly sit Yeah I would for sure What would you say? 10:21 PM and squat on them? 10:54 PM Ok can we talk about what 11:44 PM I guess I just wanted to know would happen in the scenario if what you would say? Of course! you chose the second option? 10:57 PM 11:44 PM 10:23 PM I guess you would just tell him my face was slowly suffocating If he said yes Ok Tell me what you would do? 10:25 PM inside the tiny gap between 11:45 PM your legs? Amazing ok so its a pretty I would make sure you could still crazy weird scenario I know 10:58 PM breathe and cover your eyes again I guess l'd tell him what he wanted to But I would want you to 11:46 PM hear or that you were smothering? choose the second option and I guess you would then very 11:00 PM stay squatting on my face slowly let your skirt drop over while I slowly suffocate but If the ugly old guy wanted you the tiny bit of my head that leave just my mouth a tiny bit uncovered so I can breathe to very sweetly tell him I was wasnt under your ass and pull suffocating between your legs your thighs down so you were and beg coz he was more important squatting very low on my entire than me face with your knees resting on So you would of course? Would you tell him that? my chest? 10:26 PM 11:01 PM 11:49 PM I mean in this scenario you Yeah to save you! Yeah! would do that of course? 11:03 PM 11:49 PM 10:27 PM I mean can you tell me how you You would hear me suffering Yeah! would very sweetly tell the ugly and suffocating inside the tiny old guy you we re squatting on my face and suffocating me 10:30 PM gap between your legs but you would give all your attention to the ugly old guy? Amazing so can we say that in this scenario you would decide to be very sweet to the between your legs coz he was more important than me? 11:51 PM ugly old guy while you were 11:05 PM Of course! squatting on my face and he I would tell him you were suffocating I guess since that's what he wants to was deciding my fate coz he 11:52 PM was more important than me? hear If the ugly old guy wanted Is that ok? you to tell him what was 11:05 PM 10:30 PM happening Yes that makes sense It makes the scenario more How would you very sweetly crazy I guess but is that ok? 11:07 PM tell him you we re squatting 10:33 PM Can we talk about what you on my entire face and slowly would be wearing in this suffocating me between your Why would he be more important scenario? legs? though? But sure! 11:07 PM 11:53 PM 10:35 PM Is that ok? I wanted to know what you would say? Coz it makes the scenario more interesting I guess lol 11:09 PM 10:36 PM 11:55 PM Probably my normal clothes because I wasnt prepared to be in a situation like Ok sure l'd be very nice to him hoping Or can I continue? he would spare you this! But it's your scenario soI guess 11:59 PM what I'm wearing is up to you 10:37 PM Better continue I need to go to bed 11:11 PM Ok I after you chose the second SOON Can we say you would be option 12:03 AM wearing a very short plaid skirt and sheer black tights? You would very sweetly tell Hey no problem can we the ugly old guy he was more continue talking tomorrow? important than me while you 11:12 PM were very slowly putting my face under your ass and 12:04 AM Sure! Sure! 11:13 PM squatting on it? That was a bit of a ride, wasn't it? Here's what I got from it: we're dealing with an old ugly man (or, at the very least, a neckbeard) who speaks about himself in the third person, who fantasizes about schoolgirls and wants to dominate an attractive male model. That's not a list of "qualities" one sees every day in one package, now is it? 10:37 PM Ok if the ugly old guy stood behind you Why would I put my ass on your face though? That wouldnt help the situation Would you very sweetly gaze at all? over your shoulder at him and 10:39 PM sweetly ask him if he would Even better? This may not be over. She's gonna try and engage him again later and try confronting him, see if we can get him to flip. 10:39 PM like you to slowly lift your skirt to reveal my face suffocating Coz if you chose the second beneath it? option you would stay To BeContinued I squatting on my face and slowly suffocate me but 11:15 PM Yeah I would! leave just my mouth a tiny bit uncovered so I can breathe and 11:16 PM beg the ugly old guy to let me Tell me what you would say live? to very sweetly ask him if he 10:40 PM would like you to slowly lift your skirt to reveal my face suffocating beneath it? 11:17 PM The (promised) Bayeux Tapestry of Neckbeardom - Part 1
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Girl I met on POF shared with me what may be the Bayeux Tapestry of neckbeardom: Reverse image search reveals this guy's profile pictures are from the instagram account ofa male model named Charles Mathews. Seems legit, given what follows. My question is pretty crazy but its not meant to be about real life just a fantasy scenario i guess If you were somewhere and I was there with an ugly old guy Coz i was his slave If you were talking to the ugly and I interrupted him old guy so he made me lay on the floor at his feet and while I was begging him to take pity on me he started standing on my head and face and said that I was worthless so he was going to decide my fate If he asked you if you would Cover my face while he decided my fate coz he didn't want to decided see my face and you to do that coz he was more important than me If there was only two options which would you choose? you decide to be cruel and choose the first option Would and stay squatting on all of my head and face but not allow me to breathe so I suffocate completely? Or Would you decide to be kinder and choose the second option and stay squatting on my head and face while I slowly suffocate but leave just my mouth a tiny bit uncovered so I can breathe and beg the ugly old guy to let me live while he decides my fate? If there really was only two options which would you choose? She responded (for lulz) and the result was a bit of let me know if you guys want to see it. а saga, Girl I met on POF shared with me what may be the Bayeux Tapestry of neckbeardom

Girl I met on POF shared with me what may be the Bayeux Tapestry of neckbeardom

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Workaholics: Holmvirgin vs. Chad-Ders: The Virgin Anders vs. The Chad "The Ders" WORK Hopes to one day run for city councilman HEISL Announces his presence with incessant feminine whining Announces his presence with a deafeningly barbaric yawp Does "The Running Man" instantly becomes "City Break-Dancer Man" SWAG WORK Poster child for soy-boy beta-cucks SWAG Dressed for "SUCK-cess" Dressed for Shenannigans WORK So alpha any offhand comment immediately percieved as a personal challenge SWAG Long sleeves to maintain professional appearance Not even pure Norwegian. Just white trash mix with German/Irish or sanething 1000% "RAWegian" No sleeves for rollin' with the go-hards No self determination: Drinks and does druqs just to "fit-in" Aggressively dominant alter-ego: Must literally drink and do drugs just to survive Raised by former yuppie suburbanite boomers. Basically a senior citizen at 25... Uptight homophobic heterosexual: Physically ill after being tricked into touching another man in his own bed RAISED BY WOLVES Unhinged omnisexual abomination "Tighty-whiteys" Speedo trunks Fucked a koi fish in the mouth in front of in case of Constantly correcting people who mispronounce his name by telling them "I've qot a hard-OM"... a P.F. Chang's...until it died HEISLER "Swimergency" GVGOLD ALE Actually does have a "hard-on"... Drives a stolen classic convertable Drives a boxy outdated foreign hoopty: Symbol of conformist 1lesbian socialism 12L muscle car painted with stars and stripes: Symbol of excessive American patriotism HEISL EV COLD Male model handsome: Still can't get laid Obnoxious sloppy drunk: Motorboats Stacey's glitter tiddies HEISL HEISLE Alice Murphy's bitch-boy: Was basically raped by his boss HEISLER Head-butted a female security guard at HET a Seven Mary Three concert Tryhard pseudo-intellectual Legit archetypical "Mr. Hyde" persona Workaholic" "Chop-a-ho-lic" Workaholics: Holmvirgin vs. Chad-Ders
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