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bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ] [Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.] Chuck Tingle is a gift. OMG the summary: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes. : bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ] [Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.] Chuck Tingle is a gift. OMG the summary: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

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theladytrickster: sixpenceee: Elasmotherium or the Siberian Unicorn is an extinct genus of giant rhinoceros endemic to Eurasia during the Late Pliocene through the Pleistocene era.  The best known, E. sibiricum was the size of a mammoth and is thought to have borne a large, thick horn on its forehead which was used for defense, attracting mates, driving away competitors, sweeping snow from the grass in winter and digging for water and plant roots. Like all rhinoceroses, elasmotheres were herbivorous. Unlike any others, its high-crowned molars were ever-growing. Its legs were longer than those of other rhinos and were designed for galloping, giving it a horse-like gait. The Russian paleontologists of the 19thcentury who discovered and named the initial fossils were influenced by ancient legends of a huge unicorn roaming the steppes of Siberia. To date no evidence either contradicts or confirms the possibility that Elasmotherium survived into legendary times. (Source) Everyone look at my large boy: theladytrickster: sixpenceee: Elasmotherium or the Siberian Unicorn is an extinct genus of giant rhinoceros endemic to Eurasia during the Late Pliocene through the Pleistocene era.  The best known, E. sibiricum was the size of a mammoth and is thought to have borne a large, thick horn on its forehead which was used for defense, attracting mates, driving away competitors, sweeping snow from the grass in winter and digging for water and plant roots. Like all rhinoceroses, elasmotheres were herbivorous. Unlike any others, its high-crowned molars were ever-growing. Its legs were longer than those of other rhinos and were designed for galloping, giving it a horse-like gait. The Russian paleontologists of the 19thcentury who discovered and named the initial fossils were influenced by ancient legends of a huge unicorn roaming the steppes of Siberia. To date no evidence either contradicts or confirms the possibility that Elasmotherium survived into legendary times. (Source) Everyone look at my large boy

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Why do men keep putting me in the girlfriend-zone?: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend- Zone? You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him-play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to h problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he's only seen you as a potential girlfriend. And then if you turn him down, he may never speak to you again. This has happened to me time after time: I hit it off with a guy, and, for all that I've been burned in the past, I start to think that this one might actually care about me as a person And then he asks me on a date I tell him how much I enjoy his company, how much I value his friendship. tell him that I really want to be his friend and to continue hanging out with him and talking about our favorite books or exploring new restaurants or making fun of avant-garde theatre productions. But he rejects me. He doesn't answer my calls or e-mails, if we'd been making plans to do something before this fateful incident, these plans mysteriously fail to materialize. (This is why I never did get around to seeing the Hunger Games movie. Not to name any names, but thanks a lot, Tom.) Later, when I run into him at social events, our conversations are awkward and kewarm. This is because the moment we met, he put me in the girlfriend- zone, and now he can't see me as friend material. I must say that I find this really unfair. I mean, I'm a nice girl. I have a lot to offer as a friend, like not being a douchebag and stuff. But males just don't want to be friends with nice girls like me. They can't help it, I guess; it's just how they're wired, biologically. Evolution conditioned our male hominid ancestors to seek nice girls as mates and form friendship bonds only with the other dudes that they hunted mammoths with. It's true- know this because I studied hominids in my fifth-grade science class. So what's the answer? Should I take up mammoth-hunting in an attempt to appeal to the friendship centers of men's primal lizardbrains? Should keep making guy friends" and then prevent them from making a move on me by subtly undermining their self-confidence? Should I just give up on those manipulative, game-playing, two-faced bastards once and for all? don't know. I mean, I'd really like to have a true friendship with a guy someday, but it's so hard to trust and respect them when they never say what they mean-and you never know when you might be relegated to the girlfriend-zone DATINGFAILS ORG Why do men keep putting me in the girlfriend-zone?
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<p><a href="http://nyc-conservative.tumblr.com/post/162487988957/themasterplanner-anti-stupidity-capaldi" class="tumblr_blog">nyc-conservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://themasterplanner.tumblr.com/post/162487351073/anti-stupidity-capaldi-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">themasterplanner</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://anti-stupidity-capaldi.tumblr.com/post/162487300215/siryouarebeingmocked-yourownpetard" class="tumblr_blog">anti-stupidity-capaldi</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/162486764505/yourownpetard-shitpost-senpai" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://yourownpetard.tumblr.com/post/162360574714/shitpost-senpai-dainslefsblog" class="tumblr_blog">yourownpetard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://shitpost-senpai.tumblr.com/post/162359924860/dainslefsblog-causality-binds-all" class="tumblr_blog">shitpost-senpai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dainslefsblog.tumblr.com/post/162359159141/causality-binds-all-derpomatic-derpomatic-t" class="tumblr_blog">dainslefsblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://causality-binds-all.tumblr.com/post/162358997795/derpomatic-derpomatic-t-h-i-c-c-can-you-not" class="tumblr_blog">causality-binds-all</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://derpomatic.tumblr.com/post/162358481540/derpomatic-t-h-i-c-c" class="tumblr_blog">derpomatic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://derpomatic.tumblr.com/post/162352956835/t-h-i-c-c" class="tumblr_blog">derpomatic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>T H I C C</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1089"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7f184d0f2e9289d5119f8603f0ffb2b/tumblr_inline_os9ik5yk8M1rq31f2_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1089"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Can you not.</p> </blockquote> <p>So what’s worse, this or the minion thing?<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="902"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9bc32a09673fe624ebb37b16f7ceea2a/tumblr_inline_os9l067T971s3cj0w_540.png" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="902"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This kind of madness is tumblr’s wheelhouse.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="284" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="timetravelersloth:NH_jE2RPjJ-7Mx1qXgVaRg:ZWgHui2EYvAay" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c0e43c3ee7edb851097a060cd5afd12/tumblr_of851nm1Bv1um2igbo2_r1_500.gif" data-orig-height="284" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This explains so much about y'all Trump supporters, m'dude.</p></blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/ml5ofWTUZ-q-Atz5PeAUU0Q">@nyc-conservative</a> this is probably your fault</blockquote> <p>AT LEAST HE WEARS PANTIES UNDER THOSE WHITE SHORTS CAUSE CAN YOU IMAGINE IF HE DIDNT?!</p></blockquote> <p>I cannot fully express how much I would not want to imagine that.</p>: Cher @cher 3m TRUMP HAS MAMMOTH ASS,AND VISIBLE PANTY LINE 83 11 22 482 <p><a href="http://nyc-conservative.tumblr.com/post/162487988957/themasterplanner-anti-stupidity-capaldi" class="tumblr_blog">nyc-conservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://themasterplanner.tumblr.com/post/162487351073/anti-stupidity-capaldi-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">themasterplanner</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://anti-stupidity-capaldi.tumblr.com/post/162487300215/siryouarebeingmocked-yourownpetard" class="tumblr_blog">anti-stupidity-capaldi</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/162486764505/yourownpetard-shitpost-senpai" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://yourownpetard.tumblr.com/post/162360574714/shitpost-senpai-dainslefsblog" class="tumblr_blog">yourownpetard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://shitpost-senpai.tumblr.com/post/162359924860/dainslefsblog-causality-binds-all" class="tumblr_blog">shitpost-senpai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dainslefsblog.tumblr.com/post/162359159141/causality-binds-all-derpomatic-derpomatic-t" class="tumblr_blog">dainslefsblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://causality-binds-all.tumblr.com/post/162358997795/derpomatic-derpomatic-t-h-i-c-c-can-you-not" class="tumblr_blog">causality-binds-all</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://derpomatic.tumblr.com/post/162358481540/derpomatic-t-h-i-c-c" class="tumblr_blog">derpomatic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://derpomatic.tumblr.com/post/162352956835/t-h-i-c-c" class="tumblr_blog">derpomatic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>T H I C C</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1089"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7f184d0f2e9289d5119f8603f0ffb2b/tumblr_inline_os9ik5yk8M1rq31f2_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1089"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Can you not.</p> </blockquote> <p>So what’s worse, this or the minion thing?<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="902"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9bc32a09673fe624ebb37b16f7ceea2a/tumblr_inline_os9l067T971s3cj0w_540.png" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="902"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This kind of madness is tumblr’s wheelhouse.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="284" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="timetravelersloth:NH_jE2RPjJ-7Mx1qXgVaRg:ZWgHui2EYvAay" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c0e43c3ee7edb851097a060cd5afd12/tumblr_of851nm1Bv1um2igbo2_r1_500.gif" data-orig-height="284" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This explains so much about y'all Trump supporters, m'dude.</p></blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/ml5ofWTUZ-q-Atz5PeAUU0Q">@nyc-conservative</a> this is probably your fault</blockquote> <p>AT LEAST HE WEARS PANTIES UNDER THOSE WHITE SHORTS CAUSE CAN YOU IMAGINE IF HE DIDNT?!</p></blockquote> <p>I cannot fully express how much I would not want to imagine that.</p>
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<p><a href="https://shitpost-senpai.tumblr.com/post/162359924860/dainslefsblog-causality-binds-all" class="tumblr_blog">shitpost-senpai</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://dainslefsblog.tumblr.com/post/162359159141/causality-binds-all-derpomatic-derpomatic-t" class="tumblr_blog">dainslefsblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://causality-binds-all.tumblr.com/post/162358997795/derpomatic-derpomatic-t-h-i-c-c-can-you-not" class="tumblr_blog">causality-binds-all</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://derpomatic.tumblr.com/post/162358481540/derpomatic-t-h-i-c-c" class="tumblr_blog">derpomatic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://derpomatic.tumblr.com/post/162352956835/t-h-i-c-c" class="tumblr_blog">derpomatic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>T H I C C</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1089"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7f184d0f2e9289d5119f8603f0ffb2b/tumblr_inline_os9ik5yk8M1rq31f2_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1089"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Can you not.</p> </blockquote> <p>So what’s worse, this or the minion thing?<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="902"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9bc32a09673fe624ebb37b16f7ceea2a/tumblr_inline_os9l067T971s3cj0w_540.png" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="902"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m running out of eye bleach so y'all need to quit</p>: Cher @cher 3m TRUMP HAS MAMMOTH ASS,AND VISIBLE PANTY LINE 83 11 22 482 <p><a href="https://shitpost-senpai.tumblr.com/post/162359924860/dainslefsblog-causality-binds-all" class="tumblr_blog">shitpost-senpai</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://dainslefsblog.tumblr.com/post/162359159141/causality-binds-all-derpomatic-derpomatic-t" class="tumblr_blog">dainslefsblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://causality-binds-all.tumblr.com/post/162358997795/derpomatic-derpomatic-t-h-i-c-c-can-you-not" class="tumblr_blog">causality-binds-all</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://derpomatic.tumblr.com/post/162358481540/derpomatic-t-h-i-c-c" class="tumblr_blog">derpomatic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://derpomatic.tumblr.com/post/162352956835/t-h-i-c-c" class="tumblr_blog">derpomatic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>T H I C C</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1089"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7f184d0f2e9289d5119f8603f0ffb2b/tumblr_inline_os9ik5yk8M1rq31f2_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="1089"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Can you not.</p> </blockquote> <p>So what’s worse, this or the minion thing?<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="902"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9bc32a09673fe624ebb37b16f7ceea2a/tumblr_inline_os9l067T971s3cj0w_540.png" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="902"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m running out of eye bleach so y'all need to quit</p>
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