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snickerdoots: dog demons with man-buns, full view plz i have literally no idea where this came from i’ve been hot and nostalgic lately

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Baked, Beard, and Best Friend: he's so cute @D ashlo Now look bruh some of u men ugly. Not just a lil ugly but really ugly like you look a lil bit like Mr Potato Head with mis match parts like when bad ass kids put the eyes where the lips should be. Now some of u ugly men are rich - so u get ladies off of that. But some of u ugly dudes also broke. And u thinking "I'm never gonna land a pretty girl." Wrong. U just gotta follow my steps. (1) Facial hair. This is a ugly dude must. A beard is a ugly dude's best friend - especially them long hipster beards that disguise everything but your eyes. Another safe bet is the porn star mustache. For some reason if u thin and ugly the hipster mustache works - girls be like "he ugly but endearing - imma sympathy fuck him and in the off chance his pipe game ok, he will keep me warm this winter 😍." Bam. Your mustache just gave u a relationship with a pretty, thick hipster named Leah who got two puppers and a kitten and makes a mean vegan baked Mac and cheese. (2) Lose some weight. There is always that one chubby hipster dude in the squad who's like the huggy papa bear but in general if u want to land pretty ladies as a ugly hipster try to be as thin as possible - or, hit them weights - a big chest gon draw attention away from yo mousy lookin ass grill. (3) Good haircut. Man bun, or the fuckboy fade is a reliable way to draw attention away from a struggling face. But if u balding - razor dat shit. If u ugly AND u balding a woman's cave woman instincts gon kick in and she gon want to avoid extending your bloodline. Now u a bald, lonely caveman spending the winter alone lol. (4) Be fashionable. Slim (but not skinny) black jeans, vans, and a t shirt of a obscure band. The t shirt is a convo starter. "Oh u like the Purple Swedish Fish too?" "Yeah - I saw them at Chella 😍." "Wait you were at Chella lol no way me too?" Me: "hold up - we was at the same concert - and now we at the same bar? We was meant to be together 😀. We should have chirren. Let me cum inside you - we shall name our daughter 'Chella' 😛." <- don't try that last line lol that's what I say in those situations but it might not work for u - but everything else will - good luck! 😍😂😂😂
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