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ok story time bc I wanna talk about it: i gotbin a minor car accident tonight even though nothing bad happened and no one got hurt and there's not really any damage to the car but anything like that is scary!! I'm still shook tbh!!!!! The car kinda spun out of control and it bounced a few times in someone's yard and there were so many ways things could've gone worse like a car could've crashed into the side of ours or the car could've flipped or we could've hit the big rock but we didn't and like everything slowed down but I could think of every single possible outcome at the same time and I was strangely calm???? Like I was chillin like ok whatever's gonna happen, will happen and that's that and tbh I was anticipating the worse LMAO IM DRAMATIC and I was listening to "we are number one" from lazy town while it was happening and if it had gone worse, that could've been the last thing I heard wow ok Story time over I'm done & shook: Anonymous 06/19112Tue)00:38 No.10311088 man & girl go out to drive under moonlight they stop at on at a side ofroad. he turn to his girl and say. "baby, love you very much What is it honey? "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen" "good idea, keep the doors locked no matter what i love you sweaty so the guy left to get full for the car, after two hours the girl say where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep, the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there, she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door pulp gang man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i've ever read bareback inq The origins of sweaty ok story time bc I wanna talk about it: i gotbin a minor car accident tonight even though nothing bad happened and no one got hurt and there's not really any damage to the car but anything like that is scary!! I'm still shook tbh!!!!! The car kinda spun out of control and it bounced a few times in someone's yard and there were so many ways things could've gone worse like a car could've crashed into the side of ours or the car could've flipped or we could've hit the big rock but we didn't and like everything slowed down but I could think of every single possible outcome at the same time and I was strangely calm???? Like I was chillin like ok whatever's gonna happen, will happen and that's that and tbh I was anticipating the worse LMAO IM DRAMATIC and I was listening to "we are number one" from lazy town while it was happening and if it had gone worse, that could've been the last thing I heard wow ok Story time over I'm done & shook

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Apparently, Bad, and Beautiful: Take the breadsticks Young Man and run Man young [door man hand hook said car gun pagesofkenna: thesinisstronginthisone: deceit-the-snakey-snake: plaid-n-converse: cherrysconeslut: pawsofponies: garecc: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: buggykin: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: biggest-goofiest-fish: desertdaylight: kait-the-kitty: chiribomb: politicalcompassmemes: your-uncle-dave: maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit: japhers: jewishzevran: animatedamerican: pagesofkenna: mommacomms: fidefortitude: bl00dlikeice: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: plaid-n-converse: memeception WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME @caesarianconfection I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it. But this… This is something else. The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun? ….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1) this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2) “man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3) ‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4) and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5) which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6) (but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better) I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared. average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics I was getting a political compass vibe too tag urself im man door hand hook car gun This works better than I thought it would. This was in my senior project I’m not sorry. EIGHT MEME COMBO FATALITY We have officially created a new language  I just had to do it to em THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING M E M E T E N OwO? W o w You know I had to I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it THIRTEEN!? MEME COUNT: 1 - YMCA (@plaid-n-converse, pointed out by @pagesofkenna) 2 - breadsticks (see above) 3 - man door hand hook car door (see above) 4 - gun (see above) 5 - meme combo (see above) 6 - loss (see above) 7 - 2000’s comics vibes (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @japhers) 8 - political compass (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit, then highlighted by @politicalcompassmemes) 9 - tag yourself (user was @your-uncle-dave but now appears to be deactivated) 10 - “i hate this” (kind of barely used by @fidefortitude so idk if it really counts) 11 - nickelback/look at this photograph (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf) 12 - had to do it to them (see above) 13 - distracted boyfriend (see above) 14 - is this a pigeon (see above) 15 - oh, this is beautiful (@garecc) 16 - expanding brain (@cherrysconeslut) 17 - “cursed” (can be argues as a meme due to it’s excessive use and popularity, as well as the sort of subtext/emotion behind it that accompanies most memes on this site) (@plaid-n-converse) 18 - “we’ve created a new language” (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf) 19 - owo (see above) 20 - most ___ addition to a post (@plaid-n-converse) 21 - it could be argued that meme analysis in itself is a meme Feel free to debate any of these or add any I’ve missed, but I think I got them all?? So heads up y’all, since I originally posted that analysis (two and a half years ago?) I got a couple anonymous messages pointing out that22 - “take the breadsticks and run” is a reference to both the breadsticks meme AND the “steals your bike and runs” meme23 - OP’s comment, “memeception” (overlooked by both myself and practically everyone, apparently) is a reference to the Inception meme
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Bad, Beautiful, and Fucking: Take the breadsticks Young Man and run Man young [door man hand hook said car gun deceit-the-snakey-snake: plaid-n-converse: cherrysconeslut: pawsofponies: garecc: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: buggykin: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: biggest-goofiest-fish: desertdaylight: kait-the-kitty: chiribomb: politicalcompassmemes: your-uncle-dave: maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit: japhers: jewishzevran: animatedamerican: pagesofkenna: mommacomms: fidefortitude: bl00dlikeice: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: plaid-n-converse: memeception WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME @caesarianconfection I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it. But this… This is something else. The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun? ….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1) this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2) “man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3) ‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4) and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5) which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6) (but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better) I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared. average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics I was getting a political compass vibe too tag urself im man door hand hook car gun This works better than I thought it would. This was in my senior project I’m not sorry. EIGHT MEME COMBO FATALITY We have officially created a new language  I just had to do it to em THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING M E M E T E N OwO? W o w You know I had to I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it THIRTEEN!? MEME COUNT:1 - YMCA (@plaid-n-converse, pointed out by @pagesofkenna)2 - breadsticks (see above)3 - man door hand hook car door (see above)4 - gun (see above)5 - meme combo (see above)6 - loss (see above)7 - 2000s comics vibes (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @japhers)8 - political compass (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit, then highlighted by @politicalcompassmemes)9 - tag yourself (user was @your-uncle-dave but now appears to be deactivated)10 - i hate this (kind of barely used by @fidefortitude so idk if it really counts)11 - nickelback/look at this photograph (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf)12 - had to do it to them (see above)13 - distracted boyfriend (see above)14 - is this a pigeon (see above)15 - oh, this is beautiful (@garecc)16 - expanding brain (@cherrysconeslut)17 - cursed (can be argues as a meme due to its excessive use and popularity, as well as the sort of subtext/emotion behind it that accompanies most memes on this site) (@plaid-n-converse)18 - weve created a new language (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf)19 - owo (see above)20 - most ___ addition to a post (@plaid-n-converse)21 - it could be argued that meme analysis in itself is a memeFeel free to debate any of these or add any Ive missed, but I think I got them all??
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Dad, Halloween, and Love: Anonymous 03/28/08(Fri)00:14 No.561195 So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOUU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED Anonymous 06/19/12(Tue)00:38 No. 10311088 man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road he turn to his girl and say baby, i love you very much what is it honey? our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel." ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen" good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now. then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door "A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUTHIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT" v1als: in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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Driving, Lazy, and Memes: Anonymous 06/19112Tue)00:38 No.10311088 man & girl go out to drive under moonlight they stop at on at a side ofroad. he turn to his girl and say. "baby, love you very much What is it honey? "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen" "good idea, keep the doors locked no matter what i love you sweaty so the guy left to get full for the car, after two hours the girl say where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep, the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there, she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door pulp gang man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i've ever read bareback inq The origins of sweaty ok story time bc I wanna talk about it: i gotbin a minor car accident tonight even though nothing bad happened and no one got hurt and there's not really any damage to the car but anything like that is scary!! I'm still shook tbh!!!!! The car kinda spun out of control and it bounced a few times in someone's yard and there were so many ways things could've gone worse like a car could've crashed into the side of ours or the car could've flipped or we could've hit the big rock but we didn't and like everything slowed down but I could think of every single possible outcome at the same time and I was strangely calm???? Like I was chillin like ok whatever's gonna happen, will happen and that's that and tbh I was anticipating the worse LMAO IM DRAMATIC and I was listening to "we are number one" from lazy town while it was happening and if it had gone worse, that could've been the last thing I heard wow ok Story time over I'm done & shook

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