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<p><a href="https://thehumon.tumblr.com/post/173007436983/first-off-dont-feed-your-baked-blood-to-anyone" class="tumblr_blog">thehumon</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>First off, don’t feed your baked blood to anyone without their knowledge. Don’t be a shitty person.</p> <p>I have a book at home called Heksens Håndbog (The Witch’s Handbook) written by an elderly witch and I love how her spells have <i>zero </i>chill. It’s a collection of old spells and magic that she has collected over the years and it even has the original ointments from the middle ages that were written down. That means there’s a lot of “catch a white snake with your bare hands on midsummer’s eve” and “coat a raven’s feather in sap and burn it during a new moon”. Oh and there’s a ton of uses for menstrual blood. You get the idea. It’s quite an interesting read.<br/></p> </blockquote>: How do you make a person love you using witchcraft? That is a very difficult spell. You'll have to light a pink candle using wooden matches, write your and the person of your desire's name on two different pieces of paper drip a circle with the pink wax around your names and eventually seal them together that way, During all of this you have to focus intensely on your beloved and imagine what your relationship would be like. Making someone love you is very difficult though That's the easiest spell in the world! To make a man love you collect some of your menstrual blood, bake it into a cake and feed it to him What is it this time? <p><a href="https://thehumon.tumblr.com/post/173007436983/first-off-dont-feed-your-baked-blood-to-anyone" class="tumblr_blog">thehumon</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>First off, don’t feed your baked blood to anyone without their knowledge. Don’t be a shitty person.</p> <p>I have a book at home called Heksens Håndbog (The Witch’s Handbook) written by an elderly witch and I love how her spells have <i>zero </i>chill. It’s a collection of old spells and magic that she has collected over the years and it even has the original ointments from the middle ages that were written down. That means there’s a lot of “catch a white snake with your bare hands on midsummer’s eve” and “coat a raven’s feather in sap and burn it during a new moon”. Oh and there’s a ton of uses for menstrual blood. You get the idea. It’s quite an interesting read.<br/></p> </blockquote>
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