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The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: โ€œHahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately that aren't circumsized and don't wash well..... how does someone not notice!???โ€ Now men if yโ€™all possess Thee Natural Foreskin nine times out of ten itโ€™s yo mamaโ€™s fault - she was just following cultural norms and told the OB โ€œwhoa derr...you ainโ€™t chopping off my sonโ€™s foreskinโ€ and the doctor followed mamaโ€™s wishes and left lil manโ€™s PP intact. For instance my Dominican homie told me that most Dominicans leave the PP skin intact. My lil Armenian homegirl told me that Armenian men are 50-50, sometimes Cleanie Weenie, sometimes Cheesy Weasy u feel me? Personally Iโ€™m Cleanie Weenie but I respect all cultures. Regardless, itโ€™s on a grown man to assess the cleanliness of his situation and cleanse accordingly. Men if u all-natural uncut imma need u to boil some water in the microwave. Put a towel over your head and breathe that steam nice and deep to cleanse the nasal passage. Then take a cup full of coffee beans just like they got at Sephora and take a nice deep breath to cleanse yo palette. Then wait a few seconds, drop ya drawls, bend all the way over so yo nostrils is closest to yo PP, pull the covering back, and inhale deeply. If it smell like Dove soap bruv...lilacs and lavender and almond butter coconut essence? U good money. On the other hand if it smell like that sliced cheese assortment u copped at Costco for a party one time bc u felt like u grown and u gon serve wine and cheese at a party but u had left over cheese from the platter so u stuffed it in the back left corner of the fridge behind the strawberries and bread and u find it eight months later and it got a farm of green foliage growing on it Bruv and u took one whiff and u wanted to vomit ... if yo PP smell like an expired grown-and-sexy Costco cheese platter Bruv? YOU NEED TO CLEANSE YASELF. Just warm water and soap. Shit ainโ€™t rocket science. RIP to the dignity of the poor women that u subject to your CheesyPP โ€” Susan B Anthony ainโ€™t die for this. WE CAN DO BETTER. BLESS UP ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚: The many faces of derp The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: โ€œHahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately that aren't circumsized and don't wash well..... how does someone not notice!???โ€ Now men if yโ€™all possess Thee Natural Foreskin nine times out of ten itโ€™s yo mamaโ€™s fault - she was just following cultural norms and told the OB โ€œwhoa derr...you ainโ€™t chopping off my sonโ€™s foreskinโ€ and the doctor followed mamaโ€™s wishes and left lil manโ€™s PP intact. For instance my Dominican homie told me that most Dominicans leave the PP skin intact. My lil Armenian homegirl told me that Armenian men are 50-50, sometimes Cleanie Weenie, sometimes Cheesy Weasy u feel me? Personally Iโ€™m Cleanie Weenie but I respect all cultures. Regardless, itโ€™s on a grown man to assess the cleanliness of his situation and cleanse accordingly. Men if u all-natural uncut imma need u to boil some water in the microwave. Put a towel over your head and breathe that steam nice and deep to cleanse the nasal passage. Then take a cup full of coffee beans just like they got at Sephora and take a nice deep breath to cleanse yo palette. Then wait a few seconds, drop ya drawls, bend all the way over so yo nostrils is closest to yo PP, pull the covering back, and inhale deeply. If it smell like Dove soap bruv...lilacs and lavender and almond butter coconut essence? U good money. On the other hand if it smell like that sliced cheese assortment u copped at Costco for a party one time bc u felt like u grown and u gon serve wine and cheese at a party but u had left over cheese from the platter so u stuffed it in the back left corner of the fridge behind the strawberries and bread and u find it eight months later and it got a farm of green foliage growing on it Bruv and u took one whiff and u wanted to vomit ... if yo PP smell like an expired grown-and-sexy Costco cheese platter Bruv? YOU NEED TO CLEANSE YASELF. Just warm water and soap. Shit ainโ€™t rocket science. RIP to the dignity of the poor women that u subject to your CheesyPP โ€” Susan B Anthony ainโ€™t die for this. WE CAN DO BETTER. BLESS UP ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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