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Alguns casos de pessoas que tiveram uma pane mental inexplicável: Amanda Brutti Eu fui em um velório e dei parabéns pro genro do falecido, ele agradeceu, fingimos demência até hoje, não sei qual dos dois estava mais no automático 186 Erica Victor Eu sou atendente de padaria aí esses dias chegou uma cliente, só que antes dela fazer o pedido ela me desejou boa tarde, eu perguntei: A senhora deseja algo mais? Kkkkklkkkk SD563 Elizabeth Tavares Na época do SAC eu sempre atendia aqui em casa: "Sodexo bom dia Elizabeth em que posso ajudar" sem querer. Num belo dia uma operadora ativa de cobrança do Itaú ligou, lembro que ela bugou no outro lado da linha e disse: "desculpa, foi engano" e eu em seguida: "imagina, o engano foi meu, pode falar" ela respondeu: gostaria de falar com a senhora Elizabeth, é a senhora? - Sim, por gentileza me confirme seu nome completo e CPF 362 21 h Curtir Responder Mais Gabriela Tambelini O maior bug do meu cérebro: Estava fazendo carinho do meu cachorro. Nesse momento minha mãe me ofereceu um pedaço de carne de churrasco, e nisso q eu ia dar um beijinho no meu dog eu virei pra minha mãe e beijei a carne. ATE HJ NAO ACREDITO Q FIZ ISSO 21 h Curtir Responder Mais Mariana Araújo Uma vez fui comprar um picolé, escolhi e enquanto o moço foi buscar o picolé eu fiquei lendo o cardápio... ele voltou, entregou o picolé, eu paguei e ele disse "obrigado!" Eu respondi "PICOLÉ!" КАКАКАКАКАКАКАКА ate hoje não entendi nada 20 Guilherme Oettinger Garbi Minha tia tava abastecendo O carro e o frentista perguntou "e o óleo senhora, como tá?" E minha tia respondeu "tá bem, graças a Deus".... esse cara deve pensar que minha tia ama muito do óleo do carro dela 46 Negdo! Jean Leblanc @SrJean L.. 17h .ComBr Eu cruzei com a vizinha no corredor, ela disse "olá", porém meu cérebro estava configurado no modo "oi", entao eu respondi "olói" EMO @talita_drnlls 18h Em resposta a @wwwmlna Uma vez a mulher me deu um pisão no pé, me pediu desculpas e ao invés de responder "rlx, não foi nada" respondi "imagina, obrigada você". UM MÊS PENSANDO NA MERDA QUE EU FALE laís @laiscrztt 21h Em resposta a @wwwmlna na vida eu sou o cliente... teve uma vez que eu tava passando na frente da tv e esbarrei nela sem querer pedi desculpa pro william bonner AhNegão.com.br Alguns casos de pessoas que tiveram uma pane mental inexplicável

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Alguns casos de pessoas que tiveram uma pane mental inexplicável: Amanda Brutti Eu fui em um velório e dei parabéns pro genro do falecido, ele agradeceu, fingimos demência até hoje, não sei qual dos dois estava mais no automático 186 Erica Victor Eu sou atendente de padaria aí esses dias chegou uma cliente, só que antes dela fazer o pedido ela me desejou boa tarde, eu perguntei: A senhora deseja algo mais? Kkkkklkkkk SD563 Elizabeth Tavares Na época do SAC eu sempre atendia aqui em casa: "Sodexo bom dia Elizabeth em que posso ajudar" sem querer. Num belo dia uma operadora ativa de cobrança do Itaú ligou, lembro que ela bugou no outro lado da linha e disse: "desculpa, foi engano" e eu em seguida: "imagina, o engano foi meu, pode falar" ela respondeu: gostaria de falar com a senhora Elizabeth, é a senhora? - Sim, por gentileza me confirme seu nome completo e CPF 362 21 h Curtir Responder Mais Gabriela Tambelini O maior bug do meu cérebro: Estava fazendo carinho do meu cachorro. Nesse momento minha mãe me ofereceu um pedaço de carne de churrasco, e nisso q eu ia dar um beijinho no meu dog eu virei pra minha mãe e beijei a carne. ATE HJ NAO ACREDITO Q FIZ ISSO 21 h Curtir Responder Mais Mariana Araújo Uma vez fui comprar um picolé, escolhi e enquanto o moço foi buscar o picolé eu fiquei lendo o cardápio... ele voltou, entregou o picolé, eu paguei e ele disse "obrigado!" Eu respondi "PICOLÉ!" КАКАКАКАКАКАКАКА ate hoje não entendi nada 20 Guilherme Oettinger Garbi Minha tia tava abastecendo O carro e o frentista perguntou "e o óleo senhora, como tá?" E minha tia respondeu "tá bem, graças a Deus".... esse cara deve pensar que minha tia ama muito do óleo do carro dela 46 Negdo! Jean Leblanc @SrJean L.. 17h .ComBr Eu cruzei com a vizinha no corredor, ela disse "olá", porém meu cérebro estava configurado no modo "oi", entao eu respondi "olói" EMO @talita_drnlls 18h Em resposta a @wwwmlna Uma vez a mulher me deu um pisão no pé, me pediu desculpas e ao invés de responder "rlx, não foi nada" respondi "imagina, obrigada você". UM MÊS PENSANDO NA MERDA QUE EU FALE laís @laiscrztt 21h Em resposta a @wwwmlna na vida eu sou o cliente... teve uma vez que eu tava passando na frente da tv e esbarrei nela sem querer pedi desculpa pro william bonner AhNegão.com.br Alguns casos de pessoas que tiveram uma pane mental inexplicável

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bikiniarmorbattledamage: So Wolfenstein: Youngblood has been out for a few days, and the fact that it exists has been driving alt-right, capital G “Gamers” nuts.It’s a fun action game where a pair of fictional women, who are not designed as Sexbot 3000s, kill a whole bunch of Nazis. As well as that, they work with a primarily female main cast, including a young black woman (voiced by a black woman - yes this is rare in games!) as their super genius handler. It’s great, and that Nazis hate it makes it even greater.How batshit are they going? Well on top of trying to bomb the Steam reviews and turn the Discussion boards into a cesspit - they’re trying desperately to bomb the Metacritc as well… like no one will be suspicious.Of course, in the reviews they’re claiming a variety of contradictory issues which I’m not going to go into here since experience tells me they’re going to spam them regardless of how often they’re countered.  It’s a thing.Now, while I’m not a fan of the outfits having plating to essentially showcase where the boobs are - otherwise this is basically how to do any sort of form fitting “soft” armor (chainmail, kevlar, etc).  It sits on the body without pushing boobs and butts into display, and the natural light means it’s rarely titillating and definitely not designed for suspicious camera angles (pay attention Mass Effect)On top of that, the other costumes for the twins and many other female characters are great and the twins are some of the best characters introduced into the FPS genre in a long, long time.  So of course bro-dudes hate it with the fury of a thousand suns.So if you’re looking for a game you can play with a buddy, or just one you play with a female AI companion who isn’t also a Sexbot 3000, and you’re as against Nazis as we are - consider: Youngblood.- wincenworks I wanted to save for Doom but guess imma buy Youngblood now to piss off some Dudebro Gamers: Wofenstein YOUNGBLOOD 5 MAR ESCAPE BACK LEFT RIGHT SWITCH 26 Jul@ 10:24am imcoffeelingfine The girls aren't even cute. Would it have killed them to make the characters attractive? Showing 46-48 of 48 comments Klinsk 4 minutes ag0 Can you purchase attractive big-breasted women with Gold Bars? Baldr 1 hour ago The girls are ugly manlike femnazis Baldr 1 hour ago Girls are not strong enough to behave like men. This is another example of how they push feminism Arrancar 1 hour ago They aren't cute coz they are white. White girls these days can only be fat chick with short bleached hair and yell how white man is oppressing everyone. david 1 hour ago Lol they are so ugly the devs literally put boxes on their heads :D #3 [HN] 1 hour ago Well, DUH The point was never to give players cute girls, it was to push feminist agenda by removing yet another iconic manly male character and replace it with a feminist approved character, one that would be as unapealling as possible to male players (or to female players for that maters, but we all know feminists don't really care about thos anyway). Last edited by [HN 1 hour ago #3 [HN] 1 hour ago Speaking of Ariel, you should be grateful thos twins aren't black kiteless 40 minutes ago feminists and npcs push the ugly agenda so they can feel better about themselves 30 bikiniarmorbattledamage: So Wolfenstein: Youngblood has been out for a few days, and the fact that it exists has been driving alt-right, capital G “Gamers” nuts.It’s a fun action game where a pair of fictional women, who are not designed as Sexbot 3000s, kill a whole bunch of Nazis. As well as that, they work with a primarily female main cast, including a young black woman (voiced by a black woman - yes this is rare in games!) as their super genius handler. It’s great, and that Nazis hate it makes it even greater.How batshit are they going? Well on top of trying to bomb the Steam reviews and turn the Discussion boards into a cesspit - they’re trying desperately to bomb the Metacritc as well… like no one will be suspicious.Of course, in the reviews they’re claiming a variety of contradictory issues which I’m not going to go into here since experience tells me they’re going to spam them regardless of how often they’re countered.  It’s a thing.Now, while I’m not a fan of the outfits having plating to essentially showcase where the boobs are - otherwise this is basically how to do any sort of form fitting “soft” armor (chainmail, kevlar, etc).  It sits on the body without pushing boobs and butts into display, and the natural light means it’s rarely titillating and definitely not designed for suspicious camera angles (pay attention Mass Effect)On top of that, the other costumes for the twins and many other female characters are great and the twins are some of the best characters introduced into the FPS genre in a long, long time.  So of course bro-dudes hate it with the fury of a thousand suns.So if you’re looking for a game you can play with a buddy, or just one you play with a female AI companion who isn’t also a Sexbot 3000, and you’re as against Nazis as we are - consider: Youngblood.- wincenworks I wanted to save for Doom but guess imma buy Youngblood now to piss off some Dudebro Gamers
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whateverbutgood: sparkafterdark: tyrannosarcophagous: nerdgul: sparkafterdark: witchchad: totallyfubar: sparkafterdark: momunofu: dadurl: momunofu: chillin on a Saturday night Calm down jojo you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax You call that “chillin”? Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink I dunno, man,  sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop get on my level boys Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes. Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck this post appears once every million years I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has. oh my god, I have only seen this post on screenshots this is A DREAM COMING TRUE : whateverbutgood: sparkafterdark: tyrannosarcophagous: nerdgul: sparkafterdark: witchchad: totallyfubar: sparkafterdark: momunofu: dadurl: momunofu: chillin on a Saturday night Calm down jojo you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax You call that “chillin”? Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink I dunno, man,  sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop get on my level boys Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes. Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck this post appears once every million years I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has. oh my god, I have only seen this post on screenshots this is A DREAM COMING TRUE
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uncleromeo: thatsyawholethanghuh: meggory84: tygermama: 4acesdave: majorleaguebuttstuff: airyairyquitecontrary: newmodelminority: insideguppysworld: antinwo: http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbnutm_source=facebookutm_medium=ownedutm_campaign=lifeutm_term=ijamerica Save a life Totes good data. The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off? Change your neighbor’s screws too Channel your inner dad Chage everyone’s screws Mythbusters did this but not exactly on purpose, they put together a door to test how to kick it down and didn’t have the right sized screws so they used the longer ones and even Jamie running at speed had trouble breaking the door with the longer screws Not only will longer screws keep you safer, they also prevent your door from sagging over time, which leads to scraping or your door not closing properly. ✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽 make sure you install longer screws on the hinges too. contractors often cut corners by using whatever they have lying around and s door can be kicked off from the hinge side too. this is especially important with older homes and apartments. depending on the maintenance standards (if there are any), a door that has been repaired or replaced could have mismatched screws. : Her Dad Took Out the Door Screws In Her First Apartment and She's Warning Everyone To Do the Same... BY KAYLA BRANDON (3 HOURS AGO)ILIFESTYLE Mariana Harrison -Realtor Real Estate Agent 5,237 Likes January 23 at 10:47am- My dad gave me this advice a long time ago when I moved into my first apartment. He even came out and changed the screws for me as soon as I moved in. Someone else recently posted about it and I thought I would shae A good home security tip that you may have never thought about... Most contractors install the plates with the supplied screws which are only a half inch long and come out with one kick by a burglar. He installed 4 inch screws in their place that go through the door frame and into the framing of the house. They can kick for a long time before they the door hardware. Making a burglar make a bunch of noise and be foiled in their initial plan can not only give you time to arm yourself but they will most likely move on to an easier target. 173,159 Likes 23,606 Comments 221,243 Shares uncleromeo: thatsyawholethanghuh: meggory84: tygermama: 4acesdave: majorleaguebuttstuff: airyairyquitecontrary: newmodelminority: insideguppysworld: antinwo: http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbnutm_source=facebookutm_medium=ownedutm_campaign=lifeutm_term=ijamerica Save a life Totes good data. The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off? Change your neighbor’s screws too Channel your inner dad Chage everyone’s screws Mythbusters did this but not exactly on purpose, they put together a door to test how to kick it down and didn’t have the right sized screws so they used the longer ones and even Jamie running at speed had trouble breaking the door with the longer screws Not only will longer screws keep you safer, they also prevent your door from sagging over time, which leads to scraping or your door not closing properly. ✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽 make sure you install longer screws on the hinges too. contractors often cut corners by using whatever they have lying around and s door can be kicked off from the hinge side too. this is especially important with older homes and apartments. depending on the maintenance standards (if there are any), a door that has been repaired or replaced could have mismatched screws.

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revscarecrow: 4acesdave: majorleaguebuttstuff: airyairyquitecontrary: newmodelminority: insideguppysworld: antinwo: http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbnutm_source=facebookutm_medium=ownedutm_campaign=lifeutm_term=ijamerica Save a life Totes good data. The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off? Change your neighbor’s screws too Channel your inner dad Chage everyone’s screws Chaotic good option break into everyone’s apartments and fix their door screws. : Her Dad Took Out the Door Screws In Her First Apartment and She's Warning Everyone To Do the Same... BY KAYLA BRANDON (3 HOURS AGO)ILIFESTYLE Mariana Harrison -Realtor Real Estate Agent 5,237 Likes January 23 at 10:47am- My dad gave me this advice a long time ago when I moved into my first apartment. He even came out and changed the screws for me as soon as I moved in. Someone else recently posted about it and I thought I would shae A good home security tip that you may have never thought about... Most contractors install the plates with the supplied screws which are only a half inch long and come out with one kick by a burglar. He installed 4 inch screws in their place that go through the door frame and into the framing of the house. They can kick for a long time before they the door hardware. Making a burglar make a bunch of noise and be foiled in their initial plan can not only give you time to arm yourself but they will most likely move on to an easier target. 173,159 Likes 23,606 Comments 221,243 Shares revscarecrow: 4acesdave: majorleaguebuttstuff: airyairyquitecontrary: newmodelminority: insideguppysworld: antinwo: http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbnutm_source=facebookutm_medium=ownedutm_campaign=lifeutm_term=ijamerica Save a life Totes good data. The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off? Change your neighbor’s screws too Channel your inner dad Chage everyone’s screws Chaotic good option break into everyone’s apartments and fix their door screws.

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