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So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ain’t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And y’all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ain’t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to y’all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ain’t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life 😂. That’s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that I’m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and that’s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I can’t go back to that place. I’m a new smash. U feel me? I’m in a different place. I’ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeni’s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, y’all get the point 🤗. Bless up! 😂😂😂: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer puppies to an aspiring photographer DrSmashlove So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ain’t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And y’all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ain’t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to y’all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ain’t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life 😂. That’s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that I’m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and that’s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I can’t go back to that place. I’m a new smash. U feel me? I’m in a different place. I’ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeni’s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, y’all get the point 🤗. Bless up! 😂😂😂
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Gli eroi esistono e sono le persone comuni che fanno del bene, purtroppo oggi giorno fare del bene è considerato un gesto straordinario. Un ringraziamento da parte mia a queste due leggende, che hanno reso questo paese un pochino migliore. La strage di via D'Amelio fu un attentato di stampo terroristico-mafioso avvenuto in Italia il 19 luglio 1992, una domenica, in via Mariano D'Amelio a Palermo, nel quale persero la vita il magistrato italiano Paolo Borsellino e i cinque agenti di scorta Agostino Catalano, Emanuela Loi (prima donna a far parte di una scorta), Vincenzo Li Muli, Walter Eddie Cosina e Claudio Traina.L'unico sopravvissuto fu l'agente Antonino Vullo, risvegliatosi in ospedale dopo l'esplosione, in gravi condizioni 19luglio mafia filosofoignorante: la gente pensa siano gli eroik Comel FILOSOF IGNORANTE Come sono realmente Gli eroi esistono e sono le persone comuni che fanno del bene, purtroppo oggi giorno fare del bene è considerato un gesto straordinario. Un ringraziamento da parte mia a queste due leggende, che hanno reso questo paese un pochino migliore. La strage di via D'Amelio fu un attentato di stampo terroristico-mafioso avvenuto in Italia il 19 luglio 1992, una domenica, in via Mariano D'Amelio a Palermo, nel quale persero la vita il magistrato italiano Paolo Borsellino e i cinque agenti di scorta Agostino Catalano, Emanuela Loi (prima donna a far parte di una scorta), Vincenzo Li Muli, Walter Eddie Cosina e Claudio Traina.L'unico sopravvissuto fu l'agente Antonino Vullo, risvegliatosi in ospedale dopo l'esplosione, in gravi condizioni 19luglio mafia filosofoignorante
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Real Madrid berencana melepas lima pemain demi mendapatkan Kylian Mbappe. Marca, menyebut, lima penggawa yang bakal dilego antara lain Cristiano Ronaldo, James Rodriguez, Alvaro Morata, Mariano Diaz dan Diego Llorente. . Empat pemain tersebut bakal menjadi tumbal bagi rencana besar Real Madrid pada bursa transfer pemaini musim panas 2017. Real Madrid butuh dana minimal 160 juta euro atau sekitar Rp 2,56 triliun guna mengarungi transfer window I. . Nilai tersebut termasuk di dalamnya agenda mendapatkan Kylian Mbappe, yang dibanderol sekitar Rp 2,24 triliun. Kubu Real Madrid berharap mendapatkan banyak dana segar dari penjualan Cristiano Ronaldo, Alvaro Morata dan James Rodriguez. Sementara sumbangan tak terlalu signifikan akan datang dari pelepasan Mariano Diaz dan Diego Llorente. . infia infiasoccer mbappe: Inna Real Madrid akan menumbalkan lima pemain termasuk Ronaldo demi men- datangkan Kylian Mbappe. Foto: goal.com Real Madrid berencana melepas lima pemain demi mendapatkan Kylian Mbappe. Marca, menyebut, lima penggawa yang bakal dilego antara lain Cristiano Ronaldo, James Rodriguez, Alvaro Morata, Mariano Diaz dan Diego Llorente. . Empat pemain tersebut bakal menjadi tumbal bagi rencana besar Real Madrid pada bursa transfer pemaini musim panas 2017. Real Madrid butuh dana minimal 160 juta euro atau sekitar Rp 2,56 triliun guna mengarungi transfer window I. . Nilai tersebut termasuk di dalamnya agenda mendapatkan Kylian Mbappe, yang dibanderol sekitar Rp 2,24 triliun. Kubu Real Madrid berharap mendapatkan banyak dana segar dari penjualan Cristiano Ronaldo, Alvaro Morata dan James Rodriguez. Sementara sumbangan tak terlalu signifikan akan datang dari pelepasan Mariano Diaz dan Diego Llorente. . infia infiasoccer mbappe

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