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Marriage, Memes, and Relationships: Mazi Olisaemeka O. TM @OlisaOsega "I'm not married yet please. When l get married, I'll stick to only my partner" If you can't stay faithful in relationships, you will never be faithful in your marriage. True or false? 🤔 . KraksTV Relationships Fun

Marriage, Memes, and Relationships: Mazi Olisaemeka O. TM
@OlisaOsega
"I'm not married yet please. When l get
married, I'll stick to only my partner"
If you can't stay faithful in relationships,
you will never be faithful in your marriage.
True or false? 🤔 . KraksTV Relationships Fun

Marriage, Memes, and Relationships: Mazi Olisaemeka O. TM
@OlisaOsega
"I'm not married yet please. When l get
married, I'll stick to only my partner"
If you can't stay faithful in relationships,
you will never be faithful in your marriage.
True or false? 🤔 . KraksTV Relationships Fun

True or false? 🤔 . KraksTV Relationships Fun

Indianpeoplefacebook, Him, and Friend: /LaughingColours UGHIN WHEN SHE MARRIED HIM BUT AS A FRIEND

Indianpeoplefacebook, Him, and Friend: /LaughingColours
UGHIN
WHEN SHE MARRIED HIM BUT
AS A FRIEND

Indianpeoplefacebook, Him, and Friend: /LaughingColours
UGHIN
WHEN SHE MARRIED HIM BUT
AS A FRIEND

Relationships, Wanted, and All: When l was young I wanted to be married by 23. Let's all laugh together.

Relationships, Wanted, and All: When l was young I wanted to be
married by 23. Let's all laugh together.

Relationships, Wanted, and All: When l was young I wanted to be
married by 23. Let's all laugh together.

Club, Money, and Tumblr: Ijust started our online banking and never realized how much money you give to charity. married such a sweet and generous man! Gentlemens Club FULL NUDE epicjohndoe: Such A Generous Man

Club, Money, and Tumblr: Ijust started our online banking
and never realized how much
money you give to charity.
married such a sweet
and generous man!
Gentlemens Club
FULL
NUDE
epicjohndoe:

Such A Generous Man

Club, Money, and Tumblr: Ijust started our online banking
and never realized how much
money you give to charity.
married such a sweet
and generous man!
Gentlemens Club
FULL
NUDE
epicjohndoe:

Such A Generous Man

epicjohndoe: Such A Generous Man

China, Discover, and Http: Married couple in China discover they appeared in same photograph as teenagers: Report cna.asia/2GgKwm2 idk what's going on @devinsimoneee The way this world works is beyond me Wholesome couple via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2U3DIhb

China, Discover, and Http: Married couple in China discover
they appeared in same
photograph as teenagers: Report
cna.asia/2GgKwm2
idk what's going on
@devinsimoneee
The way this world works is
beyond me
Wholesome couple via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2U3DIhb

China, Discover, and Http: Married couple in China discover
they appeared in same
photograph as teenagers: Report
cna.asia/2GgKwm2
idk what's going on
@devinsimoneee
The way this world works is
beyond me
Wholesome couple via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2U3DIhb

Wholesome couple via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2U3DIhb

Dank, Shit, and Home: connor @connorhannigan4 I can't wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary shit and get yelled at for it

Dank, Shit, and Home: connor
@connorhannigan4
I can't wait to get married so I can bring
home unnecessary shit and get yelled at
for it

Dank, Shit, and Home: connor
@connorhannigan4
I can't wait to get married so I can bring
home unnecessary shit and get yelled at
for it

Cookies, Dope, and Drunk: Literally me as a wife cx cope @cxcope my wife's in the kitchen, wine-drunk, making cookies while topless. being married is dope. 7/3/17, 3:01 PM I wish

Cookies, Dope, and Drunk: Literally me as a wife
cx cope
@cxcope
my wife's in the kitchen, wine-drunk,
making cookies while topless.
being married is dope.
7/3/17, 3:01 PM
I wish

Cookies, Dope, and Drunk: Literally me as a wife
cx cope
@cxcope
my wife's in the kitchen, wine-drunk,
making cookies while topless.
being married is dope.
7/3/17, 3:01 PM
I wish

I wish

A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people
don't tell you about being married for a long
time?
You actually do run out of things to talk about
I know you might think I am kidding, but I am
being a million percent truthsies over here. As
a child, I always wondered what married
people talked about, and was assured by many
a family member that there were always things
to discuss
This is a lie. A big, fat one.

It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful
with me, because here I am with nothing to say
and completely unprepared on how to deal. My
husband and I go on a weekly date night and
after I go into detail about my wild day
working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I
answered three emails, I found a dollar in the
wash), I have nothing.
The other day I started to tell my husband
about this super interesting thing that had
happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind,
I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's
like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when
I've got something good I save it for date night
so I have something to talk about. It seems like
such a waste to spend it on a regular day.
So then he thought that was one of the weirdest
things he's ever heard about, which I assumed
maybe HE already did that too? But he was
like, "No, people do not do that."
It's like I don't know how to be a person the
right way sometimes.

Every now and again my husband will ask
"did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI
made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope"
because I'm hiding them and don't want to
share.
These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a
thick vanilla custard that slices up like a
dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under
the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top.
Basically, these are perfect and you need them
right now. That is all
benepla:
kramergate:
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people
don't tell you about being married for a long
time?
You actually do run out of things to talk about
I know you might think I am kidding, but I am
being a million percent truthsies over here. As
a child, I always wondered what married
people talked about, and was assured by many
a family member that there were always things
to discuss
This is a lie. A big, fat one.

It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful
with me, because here I am with nothing to say
and completely unprepared on how to deal. My
husband and I go on a weekly date night and
after I go into detail about my wild day
working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I
answered three emails, I found a dollar in the
wash), I have nothing.
The other day I started to tell my husband
about this super interesting thing that had
happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind,
I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's
like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when
I've got something good I save it for date night
so I have something to talk about. It seems like
such a waste to spend it on a regular day.
So then he thought that was one of the weirdest
things he's ever heard about, which I assumed
maybe HE already did that too? But he was
like, "No, people do not do that."
It's like I don't know how to be a person the
right way sometimes.

Every now and again my husband will ask
"did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI
made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope"
because I'm hiding them and don't want to
share.
These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a
thick vanilla custard that slices up like a
dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under
the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top.
Basically, these are perfect and you need them
right now. That is all
benepla:
kramergate:
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while travelling with my girlfriend. I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we got there. In fact I don't even remember this conversation we apparently had: Me: "Are WE Married" Her: "No" Me: "We SHOULD BE!" So we got married the next year! (and we're still married 16 years later) awesomacious: Wholesome Accident

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h
Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while
travelling with my girlfriend.
I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we
got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
Me: "Are WE Married"
Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
awesomacious:

Wholesome Accident

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h
Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while
travelling with my girlfriend.
I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we
got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
Me: "Are WE Married"
Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
awesomacious:

Wholesome Accident

awesomacious: Wholesome Accident

Apple, Chill, and Ciara: FUTURE SPEAKS ON CIARA AND RUSSELL WILSON: HE DO EXACTLY WHAT SHE TELL HIM TO DO During his own FREEBANDZ RADIO Presents: THE WIZRD Beats 1 show on Apple Music, Future threw some shade on his ex-girlfriend and her husband Russell Wilson saying, “He do exactly what she tell him to do... He not being a man in that position."⁣ -⁣ Future also stated,⁣ ⁣ "He's not telling her, 'Chill out with that on the internet. Don't even talk to him. I'm your husband. You better not even bring Future's name up.' If that was me, she couldn't even bring his name up. She know that. She couldn't even bring her ex's name up. I don't care what they gave you. You don't bring their name up in interviews. Don't even do nothing around them, don't say nothing. Don't give that sh*t no energy." - Future continued to speak on how Ciara had his kid around Russell Wilson too early in the relationship without letting him know about it, "Then when y'all get married, she was like, 'I want you to meet Russell now.' Y'all already done did all the damage. I don't want to meet him now. You supposed to done met him before you brought the kid around him." - RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm 📸 @antsoulo

Apple, Chill, and Ciara: FUTURE SPEAKS ON
CIARA AND RUSSELL WILSON:
HE DO EXACTLY WHAT SHE TELL HIM TO DO
During his own FREEBANDZ RADIO Presents: THE WIZRD Beats 1 show on Apple Music, Future threw some shade on his ex-girlfriend and her husband Russell Wilson saying, “He do exactly what she tell him to do... He not being a man in that position."⁣ -⁣ Future also stated,⁣ ⁣ "He's not telling her, 'Chill out with that on the internet. Don't even talk to him. I'm your husband. You better not even bring Future's name up.' If that was me, she couldn't even bring his name up. She know that. She couldn't even bring her ex's name up. I don't care what they gave you. You don't bring their name up in interviews. Don't even do nothing around them, don't say nothing. Don't give that sh*t no energy." - Future continued to speak on how Ciara had his kid around Russell Wilson too early in the relationship without letting him know about it, "Then when y'all get married, she was like, 'I want you to meet Russell now.' Y'all already done did all the damage. I don't want to meet him now. You supposed to done met him before you brought the kid around him." - RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm 📸 @antsoulo

Apple, Chill, and Ciara: FUTURE SPEAKS ON
CIARA AND RUSSELL WILSON:
HE DO EXACTLY WHAT SHE TELL HIM TO DO
During his own FREEBANDZ RADIO Presents: THE WIZRD Beats 1 show on Apple Music, Future threw some shade on his ex-girlfriend and her husband Russell Wilson saying, “He do exactly what she tell him to do... He not being a man in that position."⁣ -⁣ Future also stated,⁣ ⁣ "He's not telling her, 'Chill out with that on the internet. Don't even talk to him. I'm your husband. You better not even bring Future's name up.' If that was me, she couldn't even bring his name up. She know that. She couldn't even bring her ex's name up. I don't care what they gave you. You don't bring their name up in interviews. Don't even do nothing around them, don't say nothing. Don't give that sh*t no energy." - Future continued to speak on how Ciara had his kid around Russell Wilson too early in the relationship without letting him know about it, "Then when y'all get married, she was like, 'I want you to meet Russell now.' Y'all already done did all the damage. I don't want to meet him now. You supposed to done met him before you brought the kid around him." - RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm 📸 @antsoulo

Memes, News, and Weird: Woman married to ghost of 300 year-old pirate announces they have split up ladbible.com/news/weird- wom Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds @therecoveringproblemchild Ryan Reynolds is my favorite human via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2W3F3GT

Memes, News, and Weird: Woman married to ghost of 300
year-old pirate announces they have
split up ladbible.com/news/weird-
wom
Ryan Reynolds
@VancityReynolds
@therecoveringproblemchild
Ryan Reynolds is my favorite human via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2W3F3GT

Memes, News, and Weird: Woman married to ghost of 300
year-old pirate announces they have
split up ladbible.com/news/weird-
wom
Ryan Reynolds
@VancityReynolds
@therecoveringproblemchild
Ryan Reynolds is my favorite human via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2W3F3GT

Ryan Reynolds is my favorite human via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2W3F3GT

Future, Shit, and Home: connor @connorhannigan4 l can't wait to get married so l can bring home unnecessary shit and get yelled at for it @ my future spouse

Future, Shit, and Home: connor
@connorhannigan4
l can't wait to get married so l can bring
home unnecessary shit and get yelled at
for it
@ my future spouse

Future, Shit, and Home: connor
@connorhannigan4
l can't wait to get married so l can bring
home unnecessary shit and get yelled at
for it
@ my future spouse

Advice, Books, and Children: CEO's Advice . Go to School If You Want to Society's Advice e Go to School Read Text Books Only A lso Read Self Improvement Books e Get a Job Work 40 hours a Week Start a Business for a Lifetime .Hustle for 80 Hours a Week for Few Years . Get Married .Hire Employees . Get in Debt e Have Kids e DIE Travel the World Date a boss, Marry a Boss Have Boss Children Retire at Age 35 LIVE Work to payoff Debt Retire at Age 60 "But SO many people say I should do what the left column says!" Yeah, and so many people are poor and stupid. Who you listen to will determine who you become. Let that sink in. CEOlife

Advice, Books, and Children: CEO's
Advice
. Go to School If You Want to
Society's
Advice
e Go to School
Read Text Books Only A
lso Read Self Improvement
Books
e Get a Job
Work 40 hours a Week Start a Business
for a Lifetime
.Hustle for 80 Hours a
Week for Few Years
. Get Married
.Hire Employees
. Get in Debt
e Have Kids
e DIE
Travel the World
Date a boss, Marry a Boss
Have Boss Children
Retire at Age 35
LIVE
Work to payoff Debt
Retire at Age 60
"But SO many people say I should do what the left column says!" Yeah, and so many people are poor and stupid. Who you listen to will determine who you become. Let that sink in. CEOlife

Advice, Books, and Children: CEO's
Advice
. Go to School If You Want to
Society's
Advice
e Go to School
Read Text Books Only A
lso Read Self Improvement
Books
e Get a Job
Work 40 hours a Week Start a Business
for a Lifetime
.Hustle for 80 Hours a
Week for Few Years
. Get Married
.Hire Employees
. Get in Debt
e Have Kids
e DIE
Travel the World
Date a boss, Marry a Boss
Have Boss Children
Retire at Age 35
LIVE
Work to payoff Debt
Retire at Age 60
"But SO many people say I should do what the left column says!" Yeah, and so many people are poor and stupid. Who you listen to will determine who you become. Let that sink in. CEOlife

"But SO many people say I should do what the left column says!" Yeah, and so many people are poor and stupid. Who you listen to will determi...

Facebook, Memes, and Saw: Ryan Patricks @Ryan_Patricks Just saw on Facebook that a girl I went to high school with married some guy despite writing <3 U 4 eva in my yearbook and not talking to me for the last 15 years. Real nice, Brenda. Brenda you liar

Facebook, Memes, and Saw: Ryan Patricks
@Ryan_Patricks
Just saw on Facebook that a girl I went
to high school with married some guy
despite writing <3 U 4 eva in my
yearbook and not talking to me for the
last 15 years. Real nice, Brenda.
Brenda you liar

Facebook, Memes, and Saw: Ryan Patricks
@Ryan_Patricks
Just saw on Facebook that a girl I went
to high school with married some guy
despite writing <3 U 4 eva in my
yearbook and not talking to me for the
last 15 years. Real nice, Brenda.
Brenda you liar

Brenda you liar

Family, Memes, and Sex: Sex between a married couple is technically incest because they're family members REAL SHIT. Stop the madness, get a side chick.

Family, Memes, and Sex: Sex between a married
couple is technically
incest because they're
family members
REAL SHIT. Stop the madness, get a side chick.

Family, Memes, and Sex: Sex between a married
couple is technically
incest because they're
family members
REAL SHIT. Stop the madness, get a side chick.

Funny, Memes, and Twitter: If my husband isn't down to lift my wedding dress & fuck in the bathroom while our guests dance in the other room, I married the wrong man Aasarcasm, only (via twitter-unknown)

Funny, Memes, and Twitter: If my husband isn't down to lift my
wedding dress & fuck in the
bathroom while our guests dance in
the other room, I married the wrong
man Aasarcasm, only
(via twitter-unknown)

Funny, Memes, and Twitter: If my husband isn't down to lift my
wedding dress & fuck in the
bathroom while our guests dance in
the other room, I married the wrong
man Aasarcasm, only
(via twitter-unknown)

Fucking, The Hunger Games, and Miley Cyrus: alicia @alicialands Miley Cyrus might be married now but let's never forget this iconic tweet Miley Ray Cyrus MileyCyrus I wanna see the new Hunger Games but that means I'll have to look at my ex for 2 fucking hours 939450 0:50 AM-5 Doc 2013-via Twitter Embed this Twee

Fucking, The Hunger Games, and Miley Cyrus: alicia
@alicialands
Miley Cyrus might be married now but
let's never forget this iconic tweet
Miley Ray Cyrus
MileyCyrus
I wanna see the new Hunger Games but that
means I'll have to look at my ex for 2 fucking hours
939450
0:50 AM-5 Doc 2013-via Twitter Embed this Twee

Fucking, The Hunger Games, and Miley Cyrus: alicia
@alicialands
Miley Cyrus might be married now but
let's never forget this iconic tweet
Miley Ray Cyrus
MileyCyrus
I wanna see the new Hunger Games but that
means I'll have to look at my ex for 2 fucking hours
939450
0:50 AM-5 Doc 2013-via Twitter Embed this Twee

Facebook, Saw, and School: Ryan Patricks @Ryan_Patricks Just saw on Facebook that a girl I went to high school with married some guy despite writing <3 U4 eva in my yearbook and not talking to me for the last 15 years. Real nice, Brenda @ryan_patricks is hilarious

Facebook, Saw, and School: Ryan Patricks
@Ryan_Patricks
Just saw on Facebook that a girl I went
to high school with married some guy
despite writing <3 U4 eva in my
yearbook and not talking to me for the
last 15 years. Real nice, Brenda
@ryan_patricks is hilarious

Facebook, Saw, and School: Ryan Patricks
@Ryan_Patricks
Just saw on Facebook that a girl I went
to high school with married some guy
despite writing <3 U4 eva in my
yearbook and not talking to me for the
last 15 years. Real nice, Brenda
@ryan_patricks is hilarious

@ryan_patricks is hilarious

Cute, Deer, and Love: angry deer @_neckbread babysitting and the four year old asked why i'm getting married. told her bc i'm in love and i'm gonna make cute babies like her. she straight up looked at my face and said "don't ever bring your gross babies into my nice house" @whitepeoplehumor always makes me laugh 😂

Cute, Deer, and Love: angry deer
@_neckbread
babysitting and the four year old asked
why i'm getting married. told her bc i'm
in love and i'm gonna make cute babies
like her. she straight up looked at my
face and said "don't ever bring your
gross babies into my nice house"
@whitepeoplehumor always makes me laugh 😂

Cute, Deer, and Love: angry deer
@_neckbread
babysitting and the four year old asked
why i'm getting married. told her bc i'm
in love and i'm gonna make cute babies
like her. she straight up looked at my
face and said "don't ever bring your
gross babies into my nice house"
@whitepeoplehumor always makes me laugh 😂

@whitepeoplehumor always makes me laugh 😂

Savage, Cake, and Wedding: When I get married my wedding cake will be made of Ediblesand I'm not going to tell anvone Savage.. 💀 https://t.co/tiVJtDcrXr

Savage, Cake, and Wedding: When I get married
my wedding cake
will be made of
Ediblesand I'm
not going to tell
anvone
Savage.. 💀 https://t.co/tiVJtDcrXr

Savage, Cake, and Wedding: When I get married
my wedding cake
will be made of
Ediblesand I'm
not going to tell
anvone
Savage.. 💀 https://t.co/tiVJtDcrXr

Savage.. 💀 https://t.co/tiVJtDcrXr

Being Alone, Girl Memes, and Wedding: Sean Holloway CoolSeanDotCom At my wedding, you'll be able to come alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a Minus One, where you can uninvite one person of your choosing,no questions asked Getting married again just so I can do this (@coolseandotcom)

Being Alone, Girl Memes, and Wedding: Sean Holloway
CoolSeanDotCom
At my wedding, you'll be able to come
alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a
Minus One, where you can uninvite one
person of your choosing,no questions
asked
Getting married again just so I can do this (@coolseandotcom)

Being Alone, Girl Memes, and Wedding: Sean Holloway
CoolSeanDotCom
At my wedding, you'll be able to come
alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a
Minus One, where you can uninvite one
person of your choosing,no questions
asked
Getting married again just so I can do this (@coolseandotcom)

Getting married again just so I can do this (@coolseandotcom)

Crime, Friends, and Head: thehumon It has come to my attention that most people don't know this about Simon Pegg and Nick Frost and that's a goddamn crime against humanity. Back when they were young and poor they had to share a single person bed for six months. As Pegg put it, they started out sleeping head to feet, but after kicking each other in the face one too many times they started sleeping head to head. It wasn't long after that that they gave up on being macho "no touchy dudes and just snuggled up during bedtime. In the morning they "couldn't tell where one began and the other ended That's why they're so cuddly today. They're so physically close that it worried Frost's fiance at the time and she asked them to never share a bed again after she got married to Frost. The night before the wedding Frost wasn't allowed to see her anyway, so Pegg dropped by his house so they could share a bed one last time (Frost since got a divorce though). Pegg's wife has no objections to any of this. If it's important to her hubby, who is she to judge. Pegg recommend all male friends to try sharing a bed. If it turns out you want to fuck each other, great, you're going to have a lot of fun. If you don't want to fuck each other, well, then nothing happens anyway. (Side note: That's also why there's so many photos of Edgar Wright cuddling up to various guys. He learned that from Pegg and Frost. They created a cuddle monster that can't be stopped) Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so wholesome

Crime, Friends, and Head: thehumon
It has come to my attention that most people don't know this about Simon Pegg
and Nick Frost and that's a goddamn crime against humanity.
Back when they were young and poor they had to share a single person bed for
six months. As Pegg put it, they started out sleeping head to feet, but after
kicking each other in the face one too many times they started sleeping head to
head. It wasn't long after that that they gave up on being macho "no touchy
dudes and just snuggled up during bedtime. In the morning they "couldn't tell
where one began and the other ended
That's why they're so cuddly today. They're so physically close that it worried
Frost's fiance at the time and she asked them to never share a bed again after
she got married to Frost. The night before the wedding Frost wasn't allowed to
see her anyway, so Pegg dropped by his house so they could share a bed one
last time (Frost since got a divorce though). Pegg's wife has no objections to any
of this. If it's important to her hubby, who is she to judge.
Pegg recommend all male friends to try sharing a bed. If it turns out you want to
fuck each other, great, you're going to have a lot of fun. If you don't want to fuck
each other, well, then nothing happens anyway.
(Side note: That's also why there's so many photos of Edgar Wright cuddling up
to various guys. He learned that from Pegg and Frost. They created a cuddle
monster that can't be stopped)
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so wholesome

Crime, Friends, and Head: thehumon
It has come to my attention that most people don't know this about Simon Pegg
and Nick Frost and that's a goddamn crime against humanity.
Back when they were young and poor they had to share a single person bed for
six months. As Pegg put it, they started out sleeping head to feet, but after
kicking each other in the face one too many times they started sleeping head to
head. It wasn't long after that that they gave up on being macho "no touchy
dudes and just snuggled up during bedtime. In the morning they "couldn't tell
where one began and the other ended
That's why they're so cuddly today. They're so physically close that it worried
Frost's fiance at the time and she asked them to never share a bed again after
she got married to Frost. The night before the wedding Frost wasn't allowed to
see her anyway, so Pegg dropped by his house so they could share a bed one
last time (Frost since got a divorce though). Pegg's wife has no objections to any
of this. If it's important to her hubby, who is she to judge.
Pegg recommend all male friends to try sharing a bed. If it turns out you want to
fuck each other, great, you're going to have a lot of fun. If you don't want to fuck
each other, well, then nothing happens anyway.
(Side note: That's also why there's so many photos of Edgar Wright cuddling up
to various guys. He learned that from Pegg and Frost. They created a cuddle
monster that can't be stopped)
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so wholesome

Marriage, Ask, and Who: shanyar @salmanshanyar If your parent approve of your marriage but your grandparents and uncles didn't, would you still get married? Rydz @KingRydz Might as well ask the postman too if I'm taking everyone's opinion Who cares just do you

Marriage, Ask, and Who: shanyar
@salmanshanyar
If your parent approve of your
marriage but your grandparents and
uncles didn't, would you still get
married?
Rydz
@KingRydz
Might as well ask the postman too if
I'm taking everyone's opinion
Who cares just do you

Marriage, Ask, and Who: shanyar
@salmanshanyar
If your parent approve of your
marriage but your grandparents and
uncles didn't, would you still get
married?
Rydz
@KingRydz
Might as well ask the postman too if
I'm taking everyone's opinion
Who cares just do you

Who cares just do you

Sorry, Dick, and Duck: I'm gonna send a dick pic Sorry I meant duck pic Delivered Can we get married meirl

Sorry, Dick, and Duck: I'm gonna send a dick pic
Sorry I meant duck pic
Delivered
Can we get married
meirl

Sorry, Dick, and Duck: I'm gonna send a dick pic
Sorry I meant duck pic
Delivered
Can we get married
meirl

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while travelling with my girlfriend. I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we got there. In fact I don't even remember this conversation we apparently had: Me: "Are WE Married" Her: "No" Me: "We SHOULD BE!" So we got married the next year! (and we're still married 16 years later) Wholesome Accident

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h
Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while
travelling with my girlfriend.
I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we
got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
Me: "Are WE Married"
Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
Wholesome Accident

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h
Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while
travelling with my girlfriend.
I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we
got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
Me: "Are WE Married"
Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
Wholesome Accident

Wholesome Accident

Children, How, and You: Ahmad Melhem @therealamelhem How tf are people my age getting married and having children don't you guys have midterms or something Someone explain this 😅

Children, How, and You: Ahmad Melhem
@therealamelhem
How tf are people my age getting
married and having children don't you
guys have midterms or something
Someone explain this 😅

Children, How, and You: Ahmad Melhem
@therealamelhem
How tf are people my age getting
married and having children don't you
guys have midterms or something
Someone explain this 😅

Someone explain this 😅

9gag, Chrissy Teigen, and Dating: Wannabe Chrissy Teigen VeronicalnRealLife778 My Hinge date just took me to lkea to shop for his apartment and now we're moving him in, guess we're married now...? Den l Custome Centra Let’s see if they make it past assembly... @hinge⠀ Get @hinge the dating app now, link in bio.⠀ -⠀ 9gag Hinge 9gagHinge

9gag, Chrissy Teigen, and Dating: Wannabe Chrissy Teigen
VeronicalnRealLife778
My Hinge date just took me to lkea to shop
for his apartment and now we're moving
him in, guess we're married now...?
Den
l Custome
Centra
Let’s see if they make it past assembly... @hinge⠀ Get @hinge the dating app now, link in bio.⠀ -⠀ 9gag Hinge 9gagHinge

9gag, Chrissy Teigen, and Dating: Wannabe Chrissy Teigen
VeronicalnRealLife778
My Hinge date just took me to lkea to shop
for his apartment and now we're moving
him in, guess we're married now...?
Den
l Custome
Centra
Let’s see if they make it past assembly... @hinge⠀ Get @hinge the dating app now, link in bio.⠀ -⠀ 9gag Hinge 9gagHinge

Let’s see if they make it past assembly... @hinge⠀ Get @hinge the dating app now, link in bio.⠀ -⠀ 9gag Hinge 9gagHinge

Bad, Beautiful, and Butt: AUG 3, 4:13 PM Your a married woman correct? If so l apologise for messages. If not then hey beautiful, seriously love ur red hair and skin and eyes like WOW. sorry can't resist a Tru red. Hope u have a good afternoon. I am married, but no worries. Have a good one! Good Lord ㊧㊧GD like bad bad chik, I'm done wit obsessive messages k, byebye #HOTMOMMY AUG 9, 2:29 PM I can't help telling u at least once a day but OMG, DAMMM ur just too dam finE perfect, like Im in love. I bet u have a bubble butt too huh lol, & topping it all off while wearing naughty librarian glasses, your red hair flowing down ur shoulders & like picturing u now wearing a full body onsie type pajama outfit with funny flap in the back lol opening it up to MILF before any chik on planet idk wy i can't control it I bc other Temales dont phase me but ive liked u since like 4ever...u should know ur amazina....ok please don't get lm done just needed to say that agairn some more.. 4get it my bad AUG 17, 10:45 PM ct 0000 Hot Tenor GIF Kevboard Reply GiF AUG 18, 12:02 AM STOP + Add to your story k my bad ur right I saw this dude in the grocery store not long after this and he went waaaay out of his way to avoid me.

Bad, Beautiful, and Butt: AUG 3, 4:13 PM
Your a married woman
correct?
If so l apologise for
messages. If not then hey
beautiful, seriously love ur
red hair and skin and eyes
like WOW. sorry can't resist a
Tru red. Hope u have a good
afternoon.
I am married, but no worries.
Have a good one!
Good Lord ㊧㊧GD like
bad bad chik, I'm done wit
obsessive messages k,
byebye #HOTMOMMY
AUG 9, 2:29 PM

I can't help telling u at least
once a day but OMG,
DAMMM ur just too dam finE
perfect, like Im in love. I bet u
have a bubble butt too huh
lol, & topping it all off while
wearing naughty librarian
glasses, your red hair flowing
down ur shoulders & like
picturing u now wearing a full
body onsie type pajama
outfit with funny flap in the
back lol opening it up to MILF
before any chik on planet idk
wy i can't control it I bc other
Temales dont phase me but
ive liked u since like 4ever...u
should know ur amazina....ok
please don't get lm done just
needed to say that agairn
some more.. 4get it my
bad

AUG 17, 10:45 PM
ct
0000 Hot
Tenor GIF Kevboard
Reply
GiF
AUG 18, 12:02 AM
STOP
+ Add to your story
k my bad ur right
I saw this dude in the grocery store not long after this and he went waaaay out of his way to avoid me.

Bad, Beautiful, and Butt: AUG 3, 4:13 PM
Your a married woman
correct?
If so l apologise for
messages. If not then hey
beautiful, seriously love ur
red hair and skin and eyes
like WOW. sorry can't resist a
Tru red. Hope u have a good
afternoon.
I am married, but no worries.
Have a good one!
Good Lord ㊧㊧GD like
bad bad chik, I'm done wit
obsessive messages k,
byebye #HOTMOMMY
AUG 9, 2:29 PM

I can't help telling u at least
once a day but OMG,
DAMMM ur just too dam finE
perfect, like Im in love. I bet u
have a bubble butt too huh
lol, & topping it all off while
wearing naughty librarian
glasses, your red hair flowing
down ur shoulders & like
picturing u now wearing a full
body onsie type pajama
outfit with funny flap in the
back lol opening it up to MILF
before any chik on planet idk
wy i can't control it I bc other
Temales dont phase me but
ive liked u since like 4ever...u
should know ur amazina....ok
please don't get lm done just
needed to say that agairn
some more.. 4get it my
bad

AUG 17, 10:45 PM
ct
0000 Hot
Tenor GIF Kevboard
Reply
GiF
AUG 18, 12:02 AM
STOP
+ Add to your story
k my bad ur right
I saw this dude in the grocery store not long after this and he went waaaay out of his way to avoid me.

College, Dude, and LeBron James: LeBron James grew up with no father, struggling mother, no money, no college education, and very few role models. After handed $420k a week at 18 in the NBA, married his high school sweetheart, never had drug problems, never humiliated his wife with side chick problems, never in negative news. 14 years later, SAME dude. Same maturity. Excellent father. Same girl, but now earning.. $3 Million per week. @MENTALITY 2003 ESPYS Cap Capital Ca Follow @Mentality for more athlete posts like this.💯

College, Dude, and LeBron James: LeBron James grew up with no father,
struggling mother, no money, no college
education, and very few role models.
After handed $420k a week at 18 in the NBA,
married his high school sweetheart, never had
drug problems, never humiliated his wife with
side chick problems, never in negative news.
14 years later, SAME dude. Same maturity.
Excellent father. Same girl, but now earning..
$3 Million per week.
@MENTALITY
2003
ESPYS
Cap
Capital
Ca
Follow @Mentality for more athlete posts like this.💯

College, Dude, and LeBron James: LeBron James grew up with no father,
struggling mother, no money, no college
education, and very few role models.
After handed $420k a week at 18 in the NBA,
married his high school sweetheart, never had
drug problems, never humiliated his wife with
side chick problems, never in negative news.
14 years later, SAME dude. Same maturity.
Excellent father. Same girl, but now earning..
$3 Million per week.
@MENTALITY
2003
ESPYS
Cap
Capital
Ca
Follow @Mentality for more athlete posts like this.💯

Follow @Mentality for more athlete posts like this.💯

Club, Money, and Tumblr: Ijust started our online banking and never realized how much money you give to charity. married such a sweet and generous man! Gentlemens Club FULL NUDE epicjohndoe: Such A Generous Man

Club, Money, and Tumblr: Ijust started our online banking
and never realized how much
money you give to charity.
married such a sweet
and generous man!
Gentlemens Club
FULL
NUDE
epicjohndoe:

Such A Generous Man

Club, Money, and Tumblr: Ijust started our online banking
and never realized how much
money you give to charity.
married such a sweet
and generous man!
Gentlemens Club
FULL
NUDE
epicjohndoe:

Such A Generous Man

epicjohndoe: Such A Generous Man

At&t, Wife, and Girlfriend: AT&T 6:54 PM @ 57%.- t. morin ? Retweeted Chilo Salinas @ChiloSalinas I met my wife at 15 I asked her to be my girlfriend at 18 I proposed to her at 21 I married her at 22. I am a father at 23 MANY PEOPLE TOLD ME I WAS "TOO YOUNG" AT EVERY ONE OF THOSE STAGES THE TRUTH IS, "TOO YOUNG" IS AN EXCUSE I KNEW WHAT I WANTED AND GOT IT 11/7/18, 10:57 AM 52K Retweets 148K Likes Tweet your reply

At&t, Wife, and Girlfriend: AT&T
6:54 PM
@
57%.-
t. morin ? Retweeted
Chilo Salinas
@ChiloSalinas
I met my wife at 15
I asked her to be my girlfriend at 18
I proposed to her at 21
I married her at 22.
I am a father at 23
MANY PEOPLE TOLD ME I WAS "TOO
YOUNG" AT EVERY ONE OF THOSE
STAGES
THE TRUTH IS, "TOO YOUNG" IS AN
EXCUSE
I KNEW WHAT I WANTED AND GOT IT
11/7/18, 10:57 AM
52K Retweets 148K Likes
Tweet your reply

At&t, Wife, and Girlfriend: AT&T
6:54 PM
@
57%.-
t. morin ? Retweeted
Chilo Salinas
@ChiloSalinas
I met my wife at 15
I asked her to be my girlfriend at 18
I proposed to her at 21
I married her at 22.
I am a father at 23
MANY PEOPLE TOLD ME I WAS "TOO
YOUNG" AT EVERY ONE OF THOSE
STAGES
THE TRUTH IS, "TOO YOUNG" IS AN
EXCUSE
I KNEW WHAT I WANTED AND GOT IT
11/7/18, 10:57 AM
52K Retweets 148K Likes
Tweet your reply

Advice, Life, and New York: New York is 3 hours ahead of California, but that doesn't make California slow. Someone graduated at the age of 22, but waited 5 years before securing a good job. Someone became a CEO at 25, and died at 50. While another became a CEO at 50, and lived to 90 years. Someone is still single, while someone else got married. Obama retired at 55, & Trump started at 70. Everyone in this world works based on their time zone. People around you might seem to be ahead of you, & some might seem to be behind you. But everyone is running their own race, in their own time. Do not envy them & do not mock them They are in their time zone, and you are in yours Life is about waiting for the right moment to act. So, relax. You're not late. You're not early. You are very much on time. This is amazing advice 💪

Advice, Life, and New York: New York is 3 hours ahead of California,
but that doesn't make California slow.
Someone graduated at the age of 22,
but waited 5 years before securing a good job.
Someone became a CEO at 25,
and died at 50.
While another became a CEO at 50,
and lived to 90 years.
Someone is still single,
while someone else got married.
Obama retired at 55,
& Trump started at 70.
Everyone in this world works based on their time zone.
People around you might seem to be ahead of you,
& some might seem to be behind you.
But everyone is running their own race, in their own time.
Do not envy them & do not mock them
They are in their time zone, and you are in yours
Life is about waiting for the right moment to act.
So, relax.
You're not late.
You're not early.
You are very much on time.
This is amazing advice 💪

Advice, Life, and New York: New York is 3 hours ahead of California,
but that doesn't make California slow.
Someone graduated at the age of 22,
but waited 5 years before securing a good job.
Someone became a CEO at 25,
and died at 50.
While another became a CEO at 50,
and lived to 90 years.
Someone is still single,
while someone else got married.
Obama retired at 55,
& Trump started at 70.
Everyone in this world works based on their time zone.
People around you might seem to be ahead of you,
& some might seem to be behind you.
But everyone is running their own race, in their own time.
Do not envy them & do not mock them
They are in their time zone, and you are in yours
Life is about waiting for the right moment to act.
So, relax.
You're not late.
You're not early.
You are very much on time.
This is amazing advice 💪

This is amazing advice 💪

Future, Home, and Girl Memes: me in the future Honey, I'm home Ohl forgot.I'm not married

Future, Home, and Girl Memes: me in the future
Honey, I'm home
Ohl forgot.I'm not married

Future, Home, and Girl Memes: me in the future
Honey, I'm home
Ohl forgot.I'm not married

Funny, Lmao, and Too Much: Husband: "You've been spending way too much lately." Wife: "Sounds like you have an income ssue." Don’t get married lmao

Funny, Lmao, and Too Much: Husband: "You've been spending way
too much lately."
Wife: "Sounds like you have an income
ssue."
Don’t get married lmao

Funny, Lmao, and Too Much: Husband: "You've been spending way
too much lately."
Wife: "Sounds like you have an income
ssue."
Don’t get married lmao

Don’t get married lmao

Dr. Seuss, Memes, and Cancer: Dr. Seuss actually cheated on his wife while she was sick with cancer for 13 years When she killed herself, he married the mistress. krisbardell One wife, Two Wife. Dead wife, New Wife 4d 635 likes Reply Ooff via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2RffYtN

Dr. Seuss, Memes, and Cancer: Dr. Seuss actually cheated on his wife
while she was sick with cancer for 13
years When she killed herself, he
married the mistress.
krisbardell One wife, Two Wife. Dead
wife, New Wife
4d 635 likes Reply
Ooff via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2RffYtN

Dr. Seuss, Memes, and Cancer: Dr. Seuss actually cheated on his wife
while she was sick with cancer for 13
years When she killed herself, he
married the mistress.
krisbardell One wife, Two Wife. Dead
wife, New Wife
4d 635 likes Reply
Ooff via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2RffYtN

Ooff via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2RffYtN

College, Life, and Kids: "Just as a general note, you should eliminate any thought that there is an expectation that you do anything by any age.. You don't have to be married with kids by 25.. It's ok to be 16 and never been kissed.. There's nothing wrong with you if you haven't graduated from college by 22. You're not a failure because you don't have your dream job at 30.. There are no rules to life. You don't get special points for achieving certain things by a deadline. Just go at your own speed. It's not a race."

College, Life, and Kids: "Just as a general note, you should eliminate any
thought that there is an expectation that you do
anything by any age.. You don't have to be
married with kids by 25.. It's ok to be 16 and
never been kissed.. There's nothing wrong with
you if you haven't graduated from college by 22.
You're not a failure because you don't have your
dream job at 30.. There are no rules to life. You
don't get special points for achieving certain
things by a deadline. Just go at your own speed.
It's not a race."

College, Life, and Kids: "Just as a general note, you should eliminate any
thought that there is an expectation that you do
anything by any age.. You don't have to be
married with kids by 25.. It's ok to be 16 and
never been kissed.. There's nothing wrong with
you if you haven't graduated from college by 22.
You're not a failure because you don't have your
dream job at 30.. There are no rules to life. You
don't get special points for achieving certain
things by a deadline. Just go at your own speed.
It's not a race."

College, Dude, and LeBron James: LeBron James grew up with no father, struggling mother, no money, no college education, and very few role models. After handed $420k a week at 18 in the NBA, married his high school sweetheart, never had drug problems, never humiliated his wife with side chick problems, never in negative news. 14 years later, SAME dude. Same maturity. Excellent father. Same girl, but now earning.. $3 Million per week. @MENTALITY 2003 ESPYS Cap Capital Ca Follow @Mentality for more athlete posts like this. 💯

College, Dude, and LeBron James: LeBron James grew up with no father,
struggling mother, no money, no college
education, and very few role models.
After handed $420k a week at 18 in the NBA,
married his high school sweetheart, never had
drug problems, never humiliated his wife with
side chick problems, never in negative news.
14 years later, SAME dude. Same maturity.
Excellent father. Same girl, but now earning..
$3 Million per week.
@MENTALITY
2003
ESPYS
Cap
Capital
Ca
Follow @Mentality for more athlete posts like this. 💯

College, Dude, and LeBron James: LeBron James grew up with no father,
struggling mother, no money, no college
education, and very few role models.
After handed $420k a week at 18 in the NBA,
married his high school sweetheart, never had
drug problems, never humiliated his wife with
side chick problems, never in negative news.
14 years later, SAME dude. Same maturity.
Excellent father. Same girl, but now earning..
$3 Million per week.
@MENTALITY
2003
ESPYS
Cap
Capital
Ca
Follow @Mentality for more athlete posts like this. 💯

Follow @Mentality for more athlete posts like this. 💯

Anaconda, Lol, and Relationships: 100% me lol nudges husband awake at 4 AM* me: do you like me him: I MARRIED YOU me: yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? unclear

Anaconda, Lol, and Relationships: 100% me lol
nudges husband awake at 4 AM*
me: do you like me
him: I MARRIED YOU
me: yes but did you marry me as a
friend, or like, a wife? unclear

Anaconda, Lol, and Relationships: 100% me lol
nudges husband awake at 4 AM*
me: do you like me
him: I MARRIED YOU
me: yes but did you marry me as a
friend, or like, a wife? unclear

Deer, Love, and Memes: How men look at you when you remind them that they have a girlfriend or that they are married I love my girl but I still want to see that deer foot. LET ME CHEAT IN PEACE!!!

Deer, Love, and Memes: How men look at you when you
remind them that they have a girlfriend
or that they are married
I love my girl but I still want to see that deer foot. LET ME CHEAT IN PEACE!!!

Deer, Love, and Memes: How men look at you when you
remind them that they have a girlfriend
or that they are married
I love my girl but I still want to see that deer foot. LET ME CHEAT IN PEACE!!!

I love my girl but I still want to see that deer foot. LET ME CHEAT IN PEACE!!!

Funny, Girlfriend, and How: How men look at you when you remind them that they have a girlfriend or that they are married 😳

Funny, Girlfriend, and How: How men look at you when you
remind them that they have a girlfriend
or that they are married
😳

Funny, Girlfriend, and How: How men look at you when you
remind them that they have a girlfriend
or that they are married
😳

😳

Best Friend, Funny, and Iphone: b a b y g @germanndasavage i want to marry someone as funny as me. imagine we both laughing because we forgot to pick the kids up from school 6:43 PM -1/1/19 Twitter for iPhone 80.4K Retweets 309K Likes I just feel like being married is just hanging out with your best friend constantly asking for validation that he still likes you and pre gaming together before any PTA meetings. Right???

Best Friend, Funny, and Iphone: b a b y g
@germanndasavage
i want to marry someone as funny as
me. imagine we both laughing because
we forgot to pick the kids up from
school
6:43 PM -1/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
80.4K Retweets 309K Likes
I just feel like being married is just hanging out with your best friend constantly asking for validation that he still likes you and pre gaming together before any PTA meetings. Right???

Best Friend, Funny, and Iphone: b a b y g
@germanndasavage
i want to marry someone as funny as
me. imagine we both laughing because
we forgot to pick the kids up from
school
6:43 PM -1/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
80.4K Retweets 309K Likes
I just feel like being married is just hanging out with your best friend constantly asking for validation that he still likes you and pre gaming together before any PTA meetings. Right???

I just feel like being married is just hanging out with your best friend constantly asking for validation that he still likes you and pre ga...

Gym, Memes, and Nike: Gym member car guide (Men) Bald, roids, lifting straps, High bodyfat Tattoo, hat, muscle tank gallon water, douche Wife-beater, chains, Grey sweats, Nike everything, comes to ball, 2 felonies skips leg day, lifts in a v-neck I0: @thegainz 5'5 never grows, ab workouts or below, skinny, Married, nude in the locker room, towel, machines Tbt

Gym, Memes, and Nike: Gym member car guide (Men)
Bald, roids, lifting straps,
High bodyfat
Tattoo, hat, muscle tank
gallon water, douche
Wife-beater, chains, Grey sweats, Nike everything,
comes to ball, 2 felonies skips leg day, lifts in a v-neck
I0: @thegainz
5'5
never grows, ab workouts
or below, skinny,
Married, nude in the locker
room, towel, machines
Tbt

Gym, Memes, and Nike: Gym member car guide (Men)
Bald, roids, lifting straps,
High bodyfat
Tattoo, hat, muscle tank
gallon water, douche
Wife-beater, chains, Grey sweats, Nike everything,
comes to ball, 2 felonies skips leg day, lifts in a v-neck
I0: @thegainz
5'5
never grows, ab workouts
or below, skinny,
Married, nude in the locker
room, towel, machines
Tbt

Friends, Love, and Good: @Taylor_Shea96 To all of my friends, I promise l will not get married until I can afford an open bar. Love Me Because I am *SUCH* a good friend.

Friends, Love, and Good: @Taylor_Shea96
To all of my friends,
I promise l will not get married until I
can afford an open bar.
Love
Me
Because I am *SUCH* a good friend.

Friends, Love, and Good: @Taylor_Shea96
To all of my friends,
I promise l will not get married until I
can afford an open bar.
Love
Me
Because I am *SUCH* a good friend.

Because I am *SUCH* a good friend.

Dank, 🤖, and Her: Her: That thing is broken, it has stopped sucking Him: It must have gotten married.

Dank, 🤖, and Her: Her: That thing is broken, it has
stopped sucking
Him: It must have gotten married.

Dank, 🤖, and Her: Her: That thing is broken, it has
stopped sucking
Him: It must have gotten married.

Sarcasm, Socrates, and Asking: Mother Of Sarcasm @SarcasmMother Relatives So when are you getting married? Me Do you know that Socrates was killed for asking too many questions

Sarcasm, Socrates, and Asking: Mother Of Sarcasm
@SarcasmMother
Relatives So when are you getting married?
Me Do you know that Socrates was killed for
asking too many questions

Sarcasm, Socrates, and Asking: Mother Of Sarcasm
@SarcasmMother
Relatives So when are you getting married?
Me Do you know that Socrates was killed for
asking too many questions

Good, Grindr, and Kids: @perksofbeingawallbottom Feelings for a married straight man with two kids Oh boya that's mot good Uh oh... (@perksofbeingawallbottom)

Good, Grindr, and Kids: @perksofbeingawallbottom
Feelings for a
married straight man
with two kids
Oh boya that's mot good
Uh oh... (@perksofbeingawallbottom)

Good, Grindr, and Kids: @perksofbeingawallbottom
Feelings for a
married straight man
with two kids
Oh boya that's mot good
Uh oh... (@perksofbeingawallbottom)

Uh oh... (@perksofbeingawallbottom)

Anaconda, Gym, and Selfie: Why is evervone on social media so judgy? If someone wants to get fit & post gym selfies, I'm here for it. If homegirl is feeling good about herself and posts a selfie, I'm gonna like it. If two people get married and post 100 photos, I'm excited for them. Quit being so bitter Don’t judge.

Anaconda, Gym, and Selfie: Why is evervone on social media so
judgy? If someone wants to get fit &
post gym selfies, I'm here for it. If
homegirl is feeling good about herself
and posts a selfie, I'm gonna like it. If two
people get married and post 100
photos, I'm excited for them. Quit being
so bitter
Don’t judge.

Anaconda, Gym, and Selfie: Why is evervone on social media so
judgy? If someone wants to get fit &
post gym selfies, I'm here for it. If
homegirl is feeling good about herself
and posts a selfie, I'm gonna like it. If two
people get married and post 100
photos, I'm excited for them. Quit being
so bitter
Don’t judge.

Don’t judge.

Be Like, Life, and Relationships: I have these two neighbours and they're married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I'm making dinner and I look out the window and they're running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I'm wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that's really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life This makes me feel so good.

Be Like, Life, and Relationships: I have these two neighbours and
they're married and they gotta be like
in their late 30s and I'm making
dinner and I look out the window and
they're running around outside in
their pajamas and bare feet with
water pistols soaking eachother and
laughing so loud it made me realise
I'm wasting so much time trying to
make relationships perfect when all
that's really needed is someone who
will laugh with me for the rest of my
life
This makes me feel so good.

Be Like, Life, and Relationships: I have these two neighbours and
they're married and they gotta be like
in their late 30s and I'm making
dinner and I look out the window and
they're running around outside in
their pajamas and bare feet with
water pistols soaking eachother and
laughing so loud it made me realise
I'm wasting so much time trying to
make relationships perfect when all
that's really needed is someone who
will laugh with me for the rest of my
life
This makes me feel so good.

This makes me feel so good.

Beautiful, Children, and Interracial: The Soviet-Chinese propaganda posters seem to be the story of a beautiful interracial gay couple who met in a metallurgical and got married and had beautiful children and a farm -Rate this translation な恒白タ友距! me☭irl

Beautiful, Children, and Interracial: The Soviet-Chinese propaganda posters
seem to be the story of a beautiful
interracial gay couple who met in a
metallurgical and got married and had
beautiful children and a farm
-Rate this translation
な恒白タ友距!
me☭irl

Beautiful, Children, and Interracial: The Soviet-Chinese propaganda posters
seem to be the story of a beautiful
interracial gay couple who met in a
metallurgical and got married and had
beautiful children and a farm
-Rate this translation
な恒白タ友距!
me☭irl

me☭irl

Dad, Phone, and Girl: Different types of phone call duration Boy to Boy Boy to Monm Boy to Dad Boy to Girl Girl to Girl Husband to Wife 00:00:03 Mom to Married x Wife to Husband12 MISSED 00:00:58 00:00:45 00:00:20 01:13:59 02:35:20 Daughter 04:05:15 CALLS

Dad, Phone, and Girl: Different types of
phone call duration
Boy to Boy
Boy to Monm
Boy to Dad
Boy to Girl
Girl to Girl
Husband to Wife 00:00:03
Mom to Married x
Wife to Husband12 MISSED
00:00:58
00:00:45
00:00:20
01:13:59
02:35:20
Daughter
04:05:15
CALLS

Dad, Phone, and Girl: Different types of
phone call duration
Boy to Boy
Boy to Monm
Boy to Dad
Boy to Girl
Girl to Girl
Husband to Wife 00:00:03
Mom to Married x
Wife to Husband12 MISSED
00:00:58
00:00:45
00:00:20
01:13:59
02:35:20
Daughter
04:05:15
CALLS

You Are

First Let Me Take A Selfie

First Let Me Take A Selfie

When

When

Both

Other

Stills

Understandment

Understandably

Understanded

Memeing

Memeing

Memed

Memed

Better Look

Better Look

wing

wing

plant

marry myself

marry myself

stillness

boths

weak

weak

understand

no

kendal

kendal

you know what

you know what

were

homely

yours

yours

ons

ons

rural

rural

oed

oed

the keys

the keys

played

played

she said

she said

getting married

getting married

let me

let me

understandable

understandable

chillin

chillin

let's

let's

hes

plastics

plastics

ims

Mom

Mom

Understanding

Understanding

Success

Success

Girl Memes

Girl Memes

The Middle

The Middle

Grumpy Cat

Grumpy Cat

pregnant

pregnant

Moms

Moms

memes

memes

Love

Love

Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner

Funny

Funny

Daquan

Daquan

dank

dank

Dad

Dad

community

beautiful

beautiful

9gag

9gag