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Tea time con la giusta compagnia! 💗 ____________________ Come sapete, ormai da due anni seguo un regime alimentare per mettere massa e prendere peso, per via del mio metabolismo pazzerello! Nell’ultimo mese ho introdotto anche i prodotti di @naturalmojo_it (linea detox) poiché naturali e avuto la possibilità di testarli veramente, il tutto accompagnato da attività fisica (faccio Tacfit). Il miei risultati ad oggi sono l’aver preso ben 8 chili “buoni e sani” e l’aver perso solo nell’ultimo mese tantissima acqua extracellulare, ovvero ritenzione idrica, aggiungendo 1,5 kg di muscolo! Quindi non posso che ritenermi soddisfatta! (La mi scheda nelle storie) Se vi va di sbirciare o se siete interessati, vi lascio io codice promo “AMBRA20” da utilizzare sul loro sito. La determinazione è tutto, non credete anche voi?: NATURAL MOJO MoJo NATURAL EAUTEA RED BLOSSONM FRUITY SLIM GREEN TEA D 10 Tea time con la giusta compagnia! 💗 ____________________ Come sapete, ormai da due anni seguo un regime alimentare per mettere massa e prendere peso, per via del mio metabolismo pazzerello! Nell’ultimo mese ho introdotto anche i prodotti di @naturalmojo_it (linea detox) poiché naturali e avuto la possibilità di testarli veramente, il tutto accompagnato da attività fisica (faccio Tacfit). Il miei risultati ad oggi sono l’aver preso ben 8 chili “buoni e sani” e l’aver perso solo nell’ultimo mese tantissima acqua extracellulare, ovvero ritenzione idrica, aggiungendo 1,5 kg di muscolo! Quindi non posso che ritenermi soddisfatta! (La mi scheda nelle storie) Se vi va di sbirciare o se siete interessati, vi lascio io codice promo “AMBRA20” da utilizzare sul loro sito. La determinazione è tutto, non credete anche voi?

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Ready?? Eccomi in tenuta Gym! Mancano ancora i muscoletti ma ci stiamo lavorando! Dopo mesi di grande stress, avevo bisogno di rimettermi in forma: mente&corpo! Ho ripreso l’attività fisica (TacFit) da circa 2 mesi, accompagnandola ad un regime alimentare studiato per il mio metabolismo da uno specialista, per mettere massa! Così dopo averne sentito parlare molto bene, sopratutto qui su IG, ho deciso di integrare i pasti, con i prodotti di @naturalmojo_it ricchi di ingredienti naturali. Io sono al primo step: Drenare! Visto che il mio problema maggiore è la ritenzione idrica. Problema che può essere superato con i cibi giusti! Nelle prossime settimane testerò il programma scelto per me e poi vi farò sapere quali saranno i risultati e cosa ne pensò. Intanto con l’acquisto, ho ricevuto il codice promo: AMBRA20. Ve lo lascio nel caso in cui siate interessati a scegliere un programma adatto a voi! naturalmojo fitness fit motivation gym muscle picoftheday ootd photooftheday fitnessgirl fitnessmotivation nopainnogain: FIT VANIL Ready?? Eccomi in tenuta Gym! Mancano ancora i muscoletti ma ci stiamo lavorando! Dopo mesi di grande stress, avevo bisogno di rimettermi in forma: mente&corpo! Ho ripreso l’attività fisica (TacFit) da circa 2 mesi, accompagnandola ad un regime alimentare studiato per il mio metabolismo da uno specialista, per mettere massa! Così dopo averne sentito parlare molto bene, sopratutto qui su IG, ho deciso di integrare i pasti, con i prodotti di @naturalmojo_it ricchi di ingredienti naturali. Io sono al primo step: Drenare! Visto che il mio problema maggiore è la ritenzione idrica. Problema che può essere superato con i cibi giusti! Nelle prossime settimane testerò il programma scelto per me e poi vi farò sapere quali saranno i risultati e cosa ne pensò. Intanto con l’acquisto, ho ricevuto il codice promo: AMBRA20. Ve lo lascio nel caso in cui siate interessati a scegliere un programma adatto a voi! naturalmojo fitness fit motivation gym muscle picoftheday ootd photooftheday fitnessgirl fitnessmotivation nopainnogain

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The Summer of 1801 was hot and humid. All the slaves were slaving away in the fields, as the white man watched. Us slaves were planning our escape, and today was the day. I wipe my forehead of sweat and yell back towards the plantation. "Massa! You gon wanna come see dis." The man spits out his tobbaco and grabs his rifle. I get nervous as he walks towards me. "Whats the problem boy?" I point to the cotton. "Id say theres an insect of the sorts eating tha cotton roots massa." He lays his rifle down and bends over to inspect the plant. I quickly grab the gun and beat him repeatedly over head until hes more lifeless than a Ariana Grande concert. I nod to the other slaves and we charge back to the plantation house. Rodney, who got 10 lashings for fucking a cow, kicks down the door with his powerful legs. We storm into the house and all of the house wives scream. We silence them and head downstairs to the basement. We find more rifles and distribute one to all the other slaves. We had to hurry before Massa 2 came back from the market. When we get back up stairs we hear barking. The dogs. One time my friend Jim had his penis ripped off by one when he tried to escape. But I aint afraid to hurt a dog word to Vick. The slaves decide to split up and I run out on my own. I make the decision to run towards the creek. I hear barking behind me and its getting closer. The river is yards infront of me. I turn my head and see a Massa with a dog. Massa points his rifle at me and shoots. I duck and dive into the river. I stay submerged until the current pushed me far enough away. Its over. (LMAO SIKE YOU THOUGHT THESE STORIES NEVER HAVE GOOD ENDINGS) I wake up in my tent, sweat dripping from my forehead. It was just a dream.: After sex selfies are always so damn cute The Summer of 1801 was hot and humid. All the slaves were slaving away in the fields, as the white man watched. Us slaves were planning our escape, and today was the day. I wipe my forehead of sweat and yell back towards the plantation. "Massa! You gon wanna come see dis." The man spits out his tobbaco and grabs his rifle. I get nervous as he walks towards me. "Whats the problem boy?" I point to the cotton. "Id say theres an insect of the sorts eating tha cotton roots massa." He lays his rifle down and bends over to inspect the plant. I quickly grab the gun and beat him repeatedly over head until hes more lifeless than a Ariana Grande concert. I nod to the other slaves and we charge back to the plantation house. Rodney, who got 10 lashings for fucking a cow, kicks down the door with his powerful legs. We storm into the house and all of the house wives scream. We silence them and head downstairs to the basement. We find more rifles and distribute one to all the other slaves. We had to hurry before Massa 2 came back from the market. When we get back up stairs we hear barking. The dogs. One time my friend Jim had his penis ripped off by one when he tried to escape. But I aint afraid to hurt a dog word to Vick. The slaves decide to split up and I run out on my own. I make the decision to run towards the creek. I hear barking behind me and its getting closer. The river is yards infront of me. I turn my head and see a Massa with a dog. Massa points his rifle at me and shoots. I duck and dive into the river. I stay submerged until the current pushed me far enough away. Its over. (LMAO SIKE YOU THOUGHT THESE STORIES NEVER HAVE GOOD ENDINGS) I wake up in my tent, sweat dripping from my forehead. It was just a dream.
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<p><a href="http://daryltakahashi.tumblr.com/post/165767145525/libertarirynn-bird-big-simonalkenmayer" class="tumblr_blog">daryltakahashi</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165747658929/bird-big-simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬</p></blockquote> <p>his hands ain’t cold?</p> </blockquote> <p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3abce456226084a1db011bf552e0fa05/tumblr_inline_owwlmimtpw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p> <p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p> <p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p> <p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p> </blockquote> <p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p> <p><br/></p> <h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owwlmiQxuw1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p> </blockquote> <p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p> </blockquote> <p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p> </blockquote> <p>😂😂😂😂😂</p> </blockquote> <p>LMFAOOOOOO</p> </blockquote> <p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p> </blockquote> <p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p> <p>It is all complete rubbish.</p> <p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p> <p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p> <p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p> <p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p> <p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p> <p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p> <p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p> <p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p> </blockquote> <p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p> </blockquote> <p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p> </blockquote> <p>Things are heating up in the alcohol fandom</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s even funnier if you read their bio: </p><blockquote><p>I am a very old monster., or I suppose the correct term is “Anthropophagic cryptid”. Yes, a real one. No, not an artistic creation or a plea for attention. I eat humans. I write about it. And for some reason, people find it amusing. Probably because you’re not quite right in the head. I am not a cannibal; I would never eat my own species. You may call me Simon or Simone if you like; I don’t have a biological sex that I know of, so use whatever pronouns you like. You can expect to see me post regularly about history, food, politics, civil rights, philosophy, some fashion or antiques, and possibly things of a darkly comedic or horrifying bent. I’m not here to amuse you or to prove what I am. I am here to interact and gather data. And possibly make friends with the polite ones, though those are sometimes difficult to find. This Tumblr blog is but one part of my extensive and ongoing social media/publishing experiment to demonstrate how humanity is killing itself with fiction. I can do this, you see, because I exist, but you are desensitized and find me silly, especially here on Tumblr, where the Otherkin run amok. I invite you to read my “about” page to better understand the experiment I am conducting, 
If you have an “ask”, you may pose it anonymously, though if you vex me, there will be consequences. 
I organize most “asks” by reblogging them onto a secondary blog @monstrousfaq, which it may help you to peruse, if you have a question that is likely to have been asked by someone else. My website 
My published works</p></blockquote>: <p><a href="http://daryltakahashi.tumblr.com/post/165767145525/libertarirynn-bird-big-simonalkenmayer" class="tumblr_blog">daryltakahashi</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165747658929/bird-big-simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬</p></blockquote> <p>his hands ain’t cold?</p> </blockquote> <p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3abce456226084a1db011bf552e0fa05/tumblr_inline_owwlmimtpw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p> <p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p> <p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p> <p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p> </blockquote> <p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p> <p><br/></p> <h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owwlmiQxuw1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p> </blockquote> <p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p> </blockquote> <p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p> </blockquote> <p>😂😂😂😂😂</p> </blockquote> <p>LMFAOOOOOO</p> </blockquote> <p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p> </blockquote> <p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p> <p>It is all complete rubbish.</p> <p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p> <p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p> <p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p> <p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p> <p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p> <p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p> <p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p> <p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p> </blockquote> <p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p> </blockquote> <p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p> </blockquote> <p>Things are heating up in the alcohol fandom</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s even funnier if you read their bio: </p><blockquote><p>I am a very old monster., or I suppose the correct term is “Anthropophagic cryptid”. Yes, a real one. No, not an artistic creation or a plea for attention. I eat humans. I write about it. And for some reason, people find it amusing. Probably because you’re not quite right in the head. I am not a cannibal; I would never eat my own species. You may call me Simon or Simone if you like; I don’t have a biological sex that I know of, so use whatever pronouns you like. You can expect to see me post regularly about history, food, politics, civil rights, philosophy, some fashion or antiques, and possibly things of a darkly comedic or horrifying bent. I’m not here to amuse you or to prove what I am. I am here to interact and gather data. And possibly make friends with the polite ones, though those are sometimes difficult to find. This Tumblr blog is but one part of my extensive and ongoing social media/publishing experiment to demonstrate how humanity is killing itself with fiction. I can do this, you see, because I exist, but you are desensitized and find me silly, especially here on Tumblr, where the Otherkin run amok. I invite you to read my “about” page to better understand the experiment I am conducting, 
If you have an “ask”, you may pose it anonymously, though if you vex me, there will be consequences. 
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<p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬</p></blockquote> <p>his hands ain’t cold?</p> </blockquote> <p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p> <p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p> <p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p> <p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p> </blockquote> <p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p> <p><br/></p> <h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p> </blockquote> <p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p> </blockquote> <p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p> </blockquote> <p>😂😂😂😂😂</p> </blockquote> <p>LMFAOOOOOO</p> </blockquote> <p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p> </blockquote> <p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p> <p>It is all complete rubbish.</p> <p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p> <p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p> <p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p> <p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p> <p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p> <p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p> <p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p> <p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p> </blockquote> <p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p> </blockquote> <p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>: <p><a href="http://bird-big.tumblr.com/post/165738071661/simonalkenmayer-xodollfacexo" class="tumblr_blog">bird-big</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com/post/165737826009/xodollfacexo-dickscentedroses" class="tumblr_blog">simonalkenmayer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://xodollfacexo.tumblr.com/post/165646618179/dickscentedroses-mainmanblackdynamite" class="tumblr_blog">xodollfacexo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dickscentedroses.tumblr.com/post/165629232162/mainmanblackdynamite-thighetician" class="tumblr_blog">dickscentedroses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mainmanblackdynamite.tumblr.com/post/165628568911/thighetician-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">mainmanblackdynamite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thighetician.tumblr.com/post/165627387975/kingjaffejoffer-fatrolldarksouls" class="tumblr_blog">thighetician</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165627291474/fatrolldarksouls-colachampagnedad" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fatrolldarksouls.tumblr.com/post/165626667484/colachampagnedad-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">fatrolldarksouls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://colachampagnedad.com/post/165624938730/kingjaffejoffer-roundedtaurus" class="tumblr_blog">colachampagnedad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165621493304/roundedtaurus-kingjaffejoffer" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://roundedtaurus.tumblr.com/post/165608725006/kingjaffejoffer-coldestttsummerr" class="tumblr_blog">roundedtaurus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/165599326879/coldestttsummerr-stimsbian-by" class="tumblr_blog">kingjaffejoffer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coldestttsummerr.tumblr.com/post/165573289115/stimsbian-by-massababistro-his-hands" class="tumblr_blog">coldestttsummerr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://stimsbian.tumblr.com/post/164476125867/by-massababistro" class="tumblr_blog">stimsbian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🌬 by massa_babistro 🌬</p></blockquote> <p>his hands ain’t cold?</p> </blockquote> <p>Thats cool and all, but they really could have just used one of these</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85fbf6c2b7bbd30e19b9e76b65de721/tumblr_inline_owvamwqHK31rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="312" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee4b0c0fbd21a44eab5f70284cd1574c/tumblr_inline_ownnwfhEc21qlbkes_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>No, because this is a service you get at a bar. It’s nice to have someone do this for you because they know the exact size of the glass/ how much whisky you’re getting. </p> <p>ALSO BELEIVE IT OR NOT YOU PLEBIANS DONT KNOW THAT the truth is that the quality of your ice plays greatly into the way your drink tastes!!!! </p> <p>These guys get the dope ass ice that’s imported and soft that’s meant for carving and it’s c r y s t a l clear.</p> <p>If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whisky ☕️</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s impossible for me to have rolled my eyes any harder at all of this.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“BUT THE ICE THAT’S GOING TO BE SUBMERGED IN YOUR DRINK IS CLEAR”</p> </blockquote> <p>“If you’re drinking shitty ice cube molds from bottled/ tap water ur drinking cheap whiskey”</p> <p><br/></p> <h2>so be it, make me the cheapest shit you got im just here to get turnt.</h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owvamwiPBj1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f30108e39084dcd015aee0f89a018e2d/tumblr_inline_owp3huiSHH1toptfb_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>The attitude towards the bartenders labor is what separates the wealthy and cultured from the poor. The rich drink to enjoy alcohol, the poor drink to forget their shitty lives. Either way I prefer my drinks with a show, I dont mind paying more for finely sculpted ice.</p> </blockquote> <p>It keeps getting worse with each reblog </p> </blockquote> <p>Fatrolldarksouls thinks he’s a part of the bourgeois by virtue of getting drunk at the local Benihana resteraunt</p> </blockquote> <p>😂😂😂😂😂</p> </blockquote> <p>LMFAOOOOOO</p> </blockquote> <p>This thread is so incredibly enjoyable </p> </blockquote> <p>Also…take it from someone with enough money to buy these things…</p> <p>It is all complete rubbish.</p> <p>First of all, if you’re drinking an expensive, single barrel, aged whisky, scotch, bourbon, whiskey with ice in it…I will cut your throat and have mine with your blood in it, you tasteless scum. Why? Because that is a hand crafted thing made with time and the effort of generations, and you’ve just watered it down. What’s the matter with you? Do you water down your milk too? Are you an infant?</p> <p>The fact is that water and ice do different hings to these spirits, but you have to know what you’re mucking with. A FEW DROPS of water is all that is required to bring down the strength of the whiskey and open up the aromatics. Secondly, while that giant globe of ice might chill the spirit down swiftly, and water the alcohol content down so that it is more easily imbibed, it fills and flattens the flavor.</p> <p>Secondly, while the water you use to alter whiskey should be pure (mineralogy really does change the flavor) you can make an ice cube from a silicone mold and be just as happy, you complete sod.</p> <p>Thirdly, if you are taking one finger of an Islay and putting it over a giant globe of ice…I will shove the whole thing down your throat. Use a chilled unleaded crystal tumbler or marble ice cubes. If you cannot take the heat of the product, then don’t drink it. Half of the tasting notes come from the spirit evaporating in the mouth. You’d be smarter to try drinking it from a heated glass like cognac, Armagnac, and so on than adding water to it. Allow the spirit to heat and the evaporation of the alcohol to fill the sinus.</p> <p>If you are going to invest money in a hung, know that thing. Be respectful of it. Don’t hire some poor sod to outfit you with a hand cut piece of nouveau riche stupidity that makes you feel like you’re actually sharing in an appropriated tradition. Otherwise someone like myself will turn that hefty shaved ball into a weapon and drink scotch over your corpse.</p> <p>And might I point out, you ridiculous idiots with your flagrant spending designed to distract you from your own mortality and grievous lack of intellect, that these traditions of spirit making all originated in the pot and tower stills of poor farmers and rural chaps. It did not originate in a crystal palace of privilege.</p> <p>You are not refined because you throw good money at a thing and then ruin it with stupidity. You are not wise because you pay someone to destroy your liquor. You are not better than anyone because you drink to enjoy the taste, and oh yes, happen to experience the precise thing for which the distillate was intended. You are no better than any other person, and you have no right to presume that simply because you have seen a gloved ice cube in a Bond film, it makes you classy.</p> <p>You’re a rich idiot. Not a connesieur who knows when to invest in a fine thing.</p> </blockquote> <p>anyone in this thread smoke weed</p> </blockquote> <p>If not y'all should try some to mellow the fuck out.</p>
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SEMOGA JADI PEMBELAJARAN Dream - Menteri Agama, Lukman Hakim Saifuddin, mengunjungi rumah keluarga Muhammad Alzahra, pria yang meninggal setelah dibakar massa di Babelan, Kabupaten Bekasi, Jawa Barat . Lukman pun berbincang dengan istri almarhum Zahra, Siti Zubaedah, yang tengah mengandung. Lukman berjanji akan menanggung biaya pendidikan putra almarhum Alzahra. "Insya Allah, jika keluarga almarhum mengizinkan, saya akan menanggung biaya pendidikan anak almarhum," ujar Lukman, dikutip dari kemenag.go.id, Senin 7 Agustus 2017. Lukman mengatakan turut berbelasungkawa atas musibah yang dialami Muhamamd Alzahra. Dia berharap peristiwa itu tidak terulang lagi. "Saya harap tindakan ini bisa diproses secara hukum dan kita semua bisa sama-sama mengambil pelajaran atas musibah yang menimpa keluarga Siti Zubaedah," kata Lukman. Bersamaan dengan Lukman, Bupati Purwakarta, Dedi Mulyadi, juga berkunjung ke kediaman Zahra. Muhammad Alzahra alias Azoy meninggal dunia karena dibakar massa setelah dituduh mencuri amplifier di sebuah mushola di Kampung Muara Bakti, RT 012 RW 07, Desa Muara Bakti, Kecamatan Babelan, Kabupaten Bekasi, pada Rabu malam, 2 Agustus 2017. Hingga saat ini polisi sudah memeriksa delapan saksi terkait kasus tersebut. Dua di antaranya telah ditetapkan sebagai tersangka: Menag Tanggung Biaya Pendidikan Anak Korban Pembakaran Massa Dream.co.id Diterbitkan: 07/08/2017 18:01 29 URL SEMOGA JADI PEMBELAJARAN Dream - Menteri Agama, Lukman Hakim Saifuddin, mengunjungi rumah keluarga Muhammad Alzahra, pria yang meninggal setelah dibakar massa di Babelan, Kabupaten Bekasi, Jawa Barat . Lukman pun berbincang dengan istri almarhum Zahra, Siti Zubaedah, yang tengah mengandung. Lukman berjanji akan menanggung biaya pendidikan putra almarhum Alzahra. "Insya Allah, jika keluarga almarhum mengizinkan, saya akan menanggung biaya pendidikan anak almarhum," ujar Lukman, dikutip dari kemenag.go.id, Senin 7 Agustus 2017. Lukman mengatakan turut berbelasungkawa atas musibah yang dialami Muhamamd Alzahra. Dia berharap peristiwa itu tidak terulang lagi. "Saya harap tindakan ini bisa diproses secara hukum dan kita semua bisa sama-sama mengambil pelajaran atas musibah yang menimpa keluarga Siti Zubaedah," kata Lukman. Bersamaan dengan Lukman, Bupati Purwakarta, Dedi Mulyadi, juga berkunjung ke kediaman Zahra. Muhammad Alzahra alias Azoy meninggal dunia karena dibakar massa setelah dituduh mencuri amplifier di sebuah mushola di Kampung Muara Bakti, RT 012 RW 07, Desa Muara Bakti, Kecamatan Babelan, Kabupaten Bekasi, pada Rabu malam, 2 Agustus 2017. Hingga saat ini polisi sudah memeriksa delapan saksi terkait kasus tersebut. Dua di antaranya telah ditetapkan sebagai tersangka

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⚠️ Marque os seus amigos! ↗️ . Dormir ajuda a relaxar o corpo, te deixa mais disposta, com a pele mais bonita e, além de tudo isso, ajuda a emagrecer. Quem explica essa relação entre o sono e o emagrecimento é a otorrinolarinologista e especialista em medicina do sono Angela Beatriz Lana. "Pessoas que dormem menos de seis horas tem índice de massa corporal (IMC) maior do que aqueles que dormem entre 7 a 8 horas. Isso se deve também a um desequilíbrio de dois hormônios relacionados ao apetite e à saciedade da fome: a grelina e a leptina", diz. A leptina, hormônio capaz de controlar a sensação de saciedade, também é secretada durante o sono. Assim, pessoas que permanecem acordadas por períodos superiores ao recomendado produzem menores quantidades de leptina. Resultado: o corpo sente necessidade de ingerir maiores quantidades de alimentos. A especialista explica que sete horas e meia a oito horas de sono é o ideal para a maioria das pessoas. No entanto, existem variações individuais menos frequentes, pessoas que se sentem bem apenas com cinco a seis horas de sono e outras que necessitam de 10 horas bem dormidas. Mas quando se dorme pouco, a secreção de hormônios importantes como GH ( hormônio do crescimento), insulina, cortisol, também fica alterada. "Há uma tendência ao acúmulo de gorduras, piora do desempenho físico, e até um estado de pré-diabetes pode acontecer", afirma. Quem não consegue dormir o suficiente durante a semana, pode fazer uma "reserva de sono" no fim de semana, assim como pode-se tirar um cochilo no meio do dia para compensar uma noite mal dormida. É claro que se a pessoa dorme bem, mas tem uma alimentação altamente calórica associada ao sedentarismo, certamente irá ganhar peso. O corpo precisa do bom equilíbrio sempre e este é alcançado através do descanso noturno após um dia intenso de atividade mental e física associada a uma dieta saudável. Fonte: Vix . ❗SIGAM a ADM ➡️ @Nandinhatw: sso? Ter uma boa nofte de sono Ter uma boa noite de sono ajuda a perder pesO ⚠️ Marque os seus amigos! ↗️ . Dormir ajuda a relaxar o corpo, te deixa mais disposta, com a pele mais bonita e, além de tudo isso, ajuda a emagrecer. Quem explica essa relação entre o sono e o emagrecimento é a otorrinolarinologista e especialista em medicina do sono Angela Beatriz Lana. "Pessoas que dormem menos de seis horas tem índice de massa corporal (IMC) maior do que aqueles que dormem entre 7 a 8 horas. Isso se deve também a um desequilíbrio de dois hormônios relacionados ao apetite e à saciedade da fome: a grelina e a leptina", diz. A leptina, hormônio capaz de controlar a sensação de saciedade, também é secretada durante o sono. Assim, pessoas que permanecem acordadas por períodos superiores ao recomendado produzem menores quantidades de leptina. Resultado: o corpo sente necessidade de ingerir maiores quantidades de alimentos. A especialista explica que sete horas e meia a oito horas de sono é o ideal para a maioria das pessoas. No entanto, existem variações individuais menos frequentes, pessoas que se sentem bem apenas com cinco a seis horas de sono e outras que necessitam de 10 horas bem dormidas. Mas quando se dorme pouco, a secreção de hormônios importantes como GH ( hormônio do crescimento), insulina, cortisol, também fica alterada. "Há uma tendência ao acúmulo de gorduras, piora do desempenho físico, e até um estado de pré-diabetes pode acontecer", afirma. Quem não consegue dormir o suficiente durante a semana, pode fazer uma "reserva de sono" no fim de semana, assim como pode-se tirar um cochilo no meio do dia para compensar uma noite mal dormida. É claro que se a pessoa dorme bem, mas tem uma alimentação altamente calórica associada ao sedentarismo, certamente irá ganhar peso. O corpo precisa do bom equilíbrio sempre e este é alcançado através do descanso noturno após um dia intenso de atividade mental e física associada a uma dieta saudável. Fonte: Vix . ❗SIGAM a ADM ➡️ @Nandinhatw

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Alif Saputra, putra sulung M Alzahra alias Joya (35) masih sulit melupakan sosok ayahnya sepekan kepergian almarhum. Bocah berusia 4 tahun itu kerap menanyakan keberadaan sang ayah yang tewas dibakar hidup-hidup oleh warga. Bahkan, Alif terlihat belum pasrah. Ia kerap bolak balik mencari keberadaan ayahandanya yang meninggal akibat ulah massa setelah menuduhnya mencuri amplifier di Musala Al-Hidayah, Kampung Cabang Empat, RT 02-01, Hurip Jaya, Kecamatan Babelan, Kabupaten Bekasi. Menurut istri korban, Siti Jubaida (25), putranya itu sejatinya belum mengerti arti kematian. Alif hanya suka bertanya, mengapa ayah yang bekerja sebagai tukang reparasi sound system tersebut diamuk dan diperlakukan tak manusiawi. Pertanyaan itu dilontarkan saat Alif dan ibunya menyekar pusara Alzahra alias Joya. "Abi kok dibakar, emang ayam," kata Jubaida menirukan ucapan Alif. Tak pelak, Jubaida terlihat hendak tumbang. Secara perlahan, suara perempuan yang tengah mengandung 6 bulan itu lirih dan meneteskan air matanya. "Saya tak kuat, ia ngomong itu terus," ucap Jubaida. Perasaan Jubaida pun kian hancur. Apalagi saat langit menggelap dan azan magrib berkumandang. Di saat itu, sambung Jubaida, putranya kerap merindukan sosok sang ayah. "Abi enggak Aloh Akbal, Aloh Akbal (Allah Akbar, Allah Akbar)," ucap Jubaidah menirukan pertanyaan Alif yang cadel. Dia menambahkan, almarhum memang semasa hidup kerap membawa putranya mengaji dan salat bersama di Musala Baitur Rohman. Joya selalu menyempatkan waktu untuk beribadah dengan menggendong Alif, menuju tempat salat sederhana yang posisinya tak jauh dari kontrakan mereka. "Yang dia tahu kan, kalau sudah sore ayahnya sudah pulang ke rumah. Kalau sudah sore, dia nyariin terus. 'Abi mana, Abi mana. Abi kok gak olat (salat)'. Terus lari, bolak balik ke musala, nanyain orang-orang di situ. Kok abi enggak auloh akbar (Allahuakbar)," cerita Jubaida menahan air mata. Jubaida mengaku, tidaklah mudah menjawab pertanyaan tersebut. Ia kehilangan akal, dan hanya meminta agar para pelaku pengeroyokan yang menewaskan Joya diproses secara adil. "Berat mas. Kemarin dia nanya ke neneknya. Nenek, nenek, kok abi tidur, tidurnya di tanah. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭: Putra Pria Dibakar Hidup- hidup: Abi Mana, Kok Tidak Salat? Liputan6.com Fernando Purba Diterbitkan: 06/08/2017 14:21 Diperbarui: 06/08/2017 17:06 842 URL Keluarga korban dibakar hidup-hidup meminta kepolisian Alif Saputra, putra sulung M Alzahra alias Joya (35) masih sulit melupakan sosok ayahnya sepekan kepergian almarhum. Bocah berusia 4 tahun itu kerap menanyakan keberadaan sang ayah yang tewas dibakar hidup-hidup oleh warga. Bahkan, Alif terlihat belum pasrah. Ia kerap bolak balik mencari keberadaan ayahandanya yang meninggal akibat ulah massa setelah menuduhnya mencuri amplifier di Musala Al-Hidayah, Kampung Cabang Empat, RT 02-01, Hurip Jaya, Kecamatan Babelan, Kabupaten Bekasi. Menurut istri korban, Siti Jubaida (25), putranya itu sejatinya belum mengerti arti kematian. Alif hanya suka bertanya, mengapa ayah yang bekerja sebagai tukang reparasi sound system tersebut diamuk dan diperlakukan tak manusiawi. Pertanyaan itu dilontarkan saat Alif dan ibunya menyekar pusara Alzahra alias Joya. "Abi kok dibakar, emang ayam," kata Jubaida menirukan ucapan Alif. Tak pelak, Jubaida terlihat hendak tumbang. Secara perlahan, suara perempuan yang tengah mengandung 6 bulan itu lirih dan meneteskan air matanya. "Saya tak kuat, ia ngomong itu terus," ucap Jubaida. Perasaan Jubaida pun kian hancur. Apalagi saat langit menggelap dan azan magrib berkumandang. Di saat itu, sambung Jubaida, putranya kerap merindukan sosok sang ayah. "Abi enggak Aloh Akbal, Aloh Akbal (Allah Akbar, Allah Akbar)," ucap Jubaidah menirukan pertanyaan Alif yang cadel. Dia menambahkan, almarhum memang semasa hidup kerap membawa putranya mengaji dan salat bersama di Musala Baitur Rohman. Joya selalu menyempatkan waktu untuk beribadah dengan menggendong Alif, menuju tempat salat sederhana yang posisinya tak jauh dari kontrakan mereka. "Yang dia tahu kan, kalau sudah sore ayahnya sudah pulang ke rumah. Kalau sudah sore, dia nyariin terus. 'Abi mana, Abi mana. Abi kok gak olat (salat)'. Terus lari, bolak balik ke musala, nanyain orang-orang di situ. Kok abi enggak auloh akbar (Allahuakbar)," cerita Jubaida menahan air mata. Jubaida mengaku, tidaklah mudah menjawab pertanyaan tersebut. Ia kehilangan akal, dan hanya meminta agar para pelaku pengeroyokan yang menewaskan Joya diproses secara adil. "Berat mas. Kemarin dia nanya ke neneknya. Nenek, nenek, kok abi tidur, tidurnya di tanah. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@AcreditaNisso? Dormir ajuda a relaxar o corpo, te deixa mais disposta, com a pele mais bonita e, além de tudo isso, ajuda a emagrecer. Quem explica essa relação entre o sono e o emagrecimento é a otorrinolarinologista e especialista em medicina do sono Angela Beatriz Lana. "Pessoas que dormem menos de seis horas tem índice de massa corporal (IMC) maior do que aqueles que dormem entre 7 a 8 horas. Isso se deve também a um desequilíbrio de dois hormônios relacionados ao apetite e à saciedade da fome: a grelina e a leptina", diz. A leptina, hormônio capaz de controlar a sensação de saciedade, também é secretada durante o sono. Assim, pessoas que permanecem acordadas por períodos superiores ao recomendado produzem menores quantidades de leptina. Resultado: o corpo sente necessidade de ingerir maiores quantidades de alimentos. A especialista explica que sete horas e meia a oito horas de sono é o ideal para a maioria das pessoas. No entanto, existem variações individuais menos frequentes, pessoas que se sentem bem apenas com cinco a seis horas de sono e outras que necessitam de 10 horas bem dormidas. Mas quando se dorme pouco, a secreção de hormônios importantes como GH ( hormônio do crescimento), insulina, cortisol, também fica alterada. "Há uma tendência ao acúmulo de gorduras, piora do desempenho físico, e até um estado de pré-diabetes pode acontecer", afirma. Quem não consegue dormir o suficiente durante a semana, pode fazer uma "reserva de sono" no fim de semana, assim como pode-se tirar um cochilo no meio do dia para compensar uma noite mal dormida. É claro que se a pessoa dorme bem, mas tem uma alimentação altamente calórica associada ao sedentarismo, certamente irá ganhar peso. O corpo precisa do bom equilíbrio sempre e este é alcançado através do descanso noturno após um dia intenso de atividade mental e física associada a uma dieta saudável. Fonte: Vix . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM) ❤️😘: sso? Ter uma boa noite de sono Ter Uma boa noite de Sono aludava perder pes0 @AcreditaNisso? Dormir ajuda a relaxar o corpo, te deixa mais disposta, com a pele mais bonita e, além de tudo isso, ajuda a emagrecer. Quem explica essa relação entre o sono e o emagrecimento é a otorrinolarinologista e especialista em medicina do sono Angela Beatriz Lana. "Pessoas que dormem menos de seis horas tem índice de massa corporal (IMC) maior do que aqueles que dormem entre 7 a 8 horas. Isso se deve também a um desequilíbrio de dois hormônios relacionados ao apetite e à saciedade da fome: a grelina e a leptina", diz. A leptina, hormônio capaz de controlar a sensação de saciedade, também é secretada durante o sono. Assim, pessoas que permanecem acordadas por períodos superiores ao recomendado produzem menores quantidades de leptina. Resultado: o corpo sente necessidade de ingerir maiores quantidades de alimentos. A especialista explica que sete horas e meia a oito horas de sono é o ideal para a maioria das pessoas. No entanto, existem variações individuais menos frequentes, pessoas que se sentem bem apenas com cinco a seis horas de sono e outras que necessitam de 10 horas bem dormidas. Mas quando se dorme pouco, a secreção de hormônios importantes como GH ( hormônio do crescimento), insulina, cortisol, também fica alterada. "Há uma tendência ao acúmulo de gorduras, piora do desempenho físico, e até um estado de pré-diabetes pode acontecer", afirma. Quem não consegue dormir o suficiente durante a semana, pode fazer uma "reserva de sono" no fim de semana, assim como pode-se tirar um cochilo no meio do dia para compensar uma noite mal dormida. É claro que se a pessoa dorme bem, mas tem uma alimentação altamente calórica associada ao sedentarismo, certamente irá ganhar peso. O corpo precisa do bom equilíbrio sempre e este é alcançado através do descanso noturno após um dia intenso de atividade mental e física associada a uma dieta saudável. Fonte: Vix . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM) ❤️😘

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@AcreditaNisso? O sexo traz diversos benefícios ao corpo, não há dúvida. Uma delas é o aumento do estímulo cerebral, já pesquisada a fundo pela comunidade científica. Mas o que estudiosos americanos e coreanos descobriram é ainda melhor: o ato é capaz de criar neurônios, aumentando a inteligência do indivíduo. O que neurocientistas da Universidade de Maryland, nos Estados Unidos, perceberam ao estudar ratos foi que esse ganho de massa cerebral ocorre principalmente no hipocampo, parte encarregada da memória a longo prazo. Ou seja, você adquire a capacidade de se lembrar de dados e fatos - conhecimento, em geral. A análise foi realizada após um outro estudo, publicado pela Konkuk University, na Coreia do Sul, que analisaram casais mais velhos. Eles perceberam que aqueles que tinham vida sexual ativa possuiam melhor capacidade cognitiva, graças à ativação cerebral. Por isso, da próxima vez que sua mulher reclamar que você se esqueceu de novo do aniversário de casamento de vocês, já indique o diagnóstico: é falta de sexo. Fonte: GQ . ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM): Acredha Fazer sexo com regularidade indicativo esaude TISICa fisica o emo ocional ACREDITANISSOOFICIAL @ACRE @AcreditaNisso? O sexo traz diversos benefícios ao corpo, não há dúvida. Uma delas é o aumento do estímulo cerebral, já pesquisada a fundo pela comunidade científica. Mas o que estudiosos americanos e coreanos descobriram é ainda melhor: o ato é capaz de criar neurônios, aumentando a inteligência do indivíduo. O que neurocientistas da Universidade de Maryland, nos Estados Unidos, perceberam ao estudar ratos foi que esse ganho de massa cerebral ocorre principalmente no hipocampo, parte encarregada da memória a longo prazo. Ou seja, você adquire a capacidade de se lembrar de dados e fatos - conhecimento, em geral. A análise foi realizada após um outro estudo, publicado pela Konkuk University, na Coreia do Sul, que analisaram casais mais velhos. Eles perceberam que aqueles que tinham vida sexual ativa possuiam melhor capacidade cognitiva, graças à ativação cerebral. Por isso, da próxima vez que sua mulher reclamar que você se esqueceu de novo do aniversário de casamento de vocês, já indique o diagnóstico: é falta de sexo. Fonte: GQ . ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM)

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I SEGRETI NASCOSTI DEI GIRASOLI Secondo un gruppo di ricercatori nipponici, i famosi fiori gialli avrebbero la capacità di assorbire il cesio radioattivo. Più precisamente il Cesio 134 e il Cesio 137. Masamichi Yamashita, a capo di un team di scienziati che studia agricoltura spaziale presso la Jaxa, l'agenzia spaziale nipponica, ha invitato a piantare semi di girasole nelle vicinanze di Fukushima. Il piano prevede la coltivazione di girasoli non solo intorno alla centrale, dove l'inquinamento da isotopi radioattivi e' piu' grave, ma anche nei giardini delle scuole situate nel raggio di 30 km dall'impianto, nella speranza che i fiori possano anche diventare un simbolo naturale di rinascita. Il gruppo di scienziati ha gia' raccolto circa 300 kg di semi di girasole per avviare l'iniziativa, che tuttavia deve affrontare il problema di come smaltire i fiori contaminati: al momento la soluzione piu' efficace appare il trattamento delle piante con batteri usati nello smaltimento dei rifiuti, che permetterebbe di ridurre la massa dei fiori all'1% del volume originale. I girasoli sarebbero poi gestiti alla stregua di veri e propri rifiuti nucleari. Per conoscere sempre qualcosa di nuovo : 👉🏻www.thedifferentgroup.com Tagga un tuo amico ! 📚 girasoli chimica studio ricerca scienza divulgazione curiosità different bedifferent: different AMBIENTE Dei ricercatori giapponesi ritengono che i girasoli abbiano la capacità di ripulire il suolo da sostanze radioattive. thedifferentgroup.com Fonte: Kanazawa University I SEGRETI NASCOSTI DEI GIRASOLI Secondo un gruppo di ricercatori nipponici, i famosi fiori gialli avrebbero la capacità di assorbire il cesio radioattivo. Più precisamente il Cesio 134 e il Cesio 137. Masamichi Yamashita, a capo di un team di scienziati che studia agricoltura spaziale presso la Jaxa, l'agenzia spaziale nipponica, ha invitato a piantare semi di girasole nelle vicinanze di Fukushima. Il piano prevede la coltivazione di girasoli non solo intorno alla centrale, dove l'inquinamento da isotopi radioattivi e' piu' grave, ma anche nei giardini delle scuole situate nel raggio di 30 km dall'impianto, nella speranza che i fiori possano anche diventare un simbolo naturale di rinascita. Il gruppo di scienziati ha gia' raccolto circa 300 kg di semi di girasole per avviare l'iniziativa, che tuttavia deve affrontare il problema di come smaltire i fiori contaminati: al momento la soluzione piu' efficace appare il trattamento delle piante con batteri usati nello smaltimento dei rifiuti, che permetterebbe di ridurre la massa dei fiori all'1% del volume originale. I girasoli sarebbero poi gestiti alla stregua di veri e propri rifiuti nucleari. Per conoscere sempre qualcosa di nuovo : 👉🏻www.thedifferentgroup.com Tagga un tuo amico ! 📚 girasoli chimica studio ricerca scienza divulgazione curiosità different bedifferent

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