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Beautiful, Dancing, and Facebook: Heterosexuality is a life-creator. Heterosexuality is love. Heterosexuality is orgasms. Heterosexuality is cuddles and kisses. Heterosexuality is seeing your face and the face of your beloved become one in someone new Heterosexuality is great works of art. Heterosexuality is beautiful love songs, from the opera to the opry. Heterosexuality is the dignified waning strength of an elderly man helping his wife to her feet. Heterosexuality is the look middle aged parents exchange as they watch their child walk down the aisle <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tockthewatchdog.tumblr.com/post/113579708649">tockthewatchdog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thexfiles.tumblr.com/post/113564635495">thexfiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://renate.tumblr.com/post/113564080216">renate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ragingpeacock.tumblr.com/post/113541804562">ragingpeacock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thexfiles.tumblr.com/post/113387975690">thexfiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[mulder voice] i don’t want to believe </p> </blockquote> <p>Heterosexuality is socks of the same color, every time, every day. they’re all slightly off-white. Heterosexuality is overcooked unsalted chicken at your in-laws’ house as they stare at you judgingly (keep your opinions to yourself, Suzy!). Heterosexuality is PDA, making everyone uncomfortable as you lie to yourself about how lukewarm the relationship is. Heterosexuality is filing <i>jointly</i>. Heterosexuality is shared emails, shared facebook accounts, shared beds, shared toothbrushes, shared souls, all entities merging into one to the great pleasure of the Overlord. Heterosexuality is playing “What’s New Pussycat” 21 times w/ “It’s Not Unusual” in the middle. </p> <p>Heterosexuality is what keeps you up at night. Heterosexuality is that thing your shoe that you KNOW is gonna give you a blister but you can’t do anything about it. Heterosexuality is starting your sentences the same way every time. Heterosexuality is that that feeling for when you hearing your cat hacking up a hairball at 4 AM. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Um…excuse me but I do NOT share my toothbrush, any of my emails or accounts; neither do my parents.  We share a bed and a brain-which I usually have mastery of, for good reason. (Though, unfortunately, it doesn’t make him clean up the cat puke).  I sleep quite well, thanks, ask anyone here (there are five others). I’d prefer a little Maroon 5 or Fall Out Boy, sprinkled with Pentatonix, a capella, Billy Joel, Elton John, Duran Duran, Matchbox 20 &amp; classic rock &amp; some tunes for dancing cha-cha or tango or rumba; but not with him because he can’t dance.</p> <p>And the title is Mistress, thank you.</p> </blockquote> <p>okay but who asked suzy</p> </blockquote> <p>Why do straight people love matchbox 20!!!!!!</p> </blockquote>