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Android, Bad, and Be Like: king rat @burnbegin this pastor is so proud of how much this is going to piss off dorks CLACKAMAS UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST CLACKAMAS UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST GOD LOVES YOU JUST THE WAY SHE MADE Y OU 4/28 10:30 KING HEROD SEPARATED CHILDREN FROM PARENTS MATTHEW CHAPTER 2 SAYS THAT IS BAD CLACKAMAS UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST CLACKAMAS UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST OUR TRANSGENDER SIBLINGS HAVE HEARTBEATS UESUS WASN'T NEUTRAL HE SIDED WITH THE POOR, SICK & IMMIGRANT BE LIKE JESUS 10:29 AM5/26/19 Twitter for Android 28.6K Retweets 98.6K Likes princessnijireiki: This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

princessnijireiki: This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

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Android, Bad, and Be Like: king rat @burnbegin this pastor is so proud of how much this is going to piss off dorks CLACKAMAS UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST CLACKAMAS UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST GOD LOVES YOU JUST THE WAY SHE MADE Y OU 4/28 10:30 KING HEROD SEPARATED CHILDREN FROM PARENTS MATTHEW CHAPTER 2 SAYS THAT IS BAD CLACKAMAS UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST CLACKAMAS UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST OUR TRANSGENDER SIBLINGS HAVE HEARTBEATS UESUS WASN'T NEUTRAL HE SIDED WITH THE POOR, SICK & IMMIGRANT BE LIKE JESUS 10:29 AM5/26/19 Twitter for Android 28.6K Retweets 98.6K Likes saxgoddess25: princessnijireiki: This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon! Oh finally. A real Christian.

saxgoddess25: princessnijireiki: This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon! Oh fi...

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Cats, Gif, and Girl: 11:55 Thread ti Observatory Cats Retweeted Matthew R Francis @DrMRFrancis There once was a girl from Purdue Who kept a young cat in a pew She taught it to speak Alphabetical Greek But it never got farther than Matthew R Francis @DrMRFrancis 22h GIF 2:20 PM 5/20/19 TweetDeck 156 Retweets 534 Likes Tweet your reply Poor Kittypress f

Poor Kittypress f

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Iphone, Twitter, and Girlfriend: matthew misses bts @KNJRKIVES your girlfriend/boyfriend should never be your first priority... your first priority should always be namjoon 10:22 PM 5/14/19 Twitter for iPhone 18.7K Retweets 43.6K Likes

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Today, Robin, and Car: Marci Robin @MarciRobin l bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off-with a pen, on paper that I'm not a robot. Im not a robot teCAPTCHA Submit Matthew @genoforprez sweats coolant Little do they know

Little do they know

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Bitch, Cute, and Memes: @daddpcy THIS BITCH IS GETTING ALL THESE MEN ONE BY ONE IM MAD Koreaboo @Koreaboc Koreaboo- @Koreaboo One Of Korea's Hottest Actors EXO RackhsunARD's Big Matthew Says He Fell or Baekhyun ラRead More: aegyo.me/5LwH ㆆ Is Cute Read More: aegyo.me/5L92 :31 AM-31 Jul 17 8:30 PM- 17 Jun 17 EXO memes

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Abc, Fire, and Grandma: bc ABC News NEWS 5 hrs Man in Nebraska orders pizza for his grandma in Florida to make sure she was alright after he couldn't reach her following Hurricane Matthew. "Police anc fire couldn't do it, but Papa John's got there in 30 minutes and put the cellphone to her ear." nickelodeonmencries tumokoom youand nnce Aye papa Johns!

Aye papa Johns!

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Blog, Kids, and Watch: Zoe Claudia Matthew Anakin Anthony Wong Wright Wong Wong Wong zubat: humorous-blog: Four Wongs make a Wright Who cares about this shitty joke, that kids name is Anakin We will watch your career with great interest

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God, Memes, and Help: My new favorite quote Don't be ashamed to fart while you urinate... There is no rain without thunder. -Matthew Wineman- Oh god do I ask what the lighting is? You need your required daily intake of memes! Follow @nochillmemes for help now!

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Jesus, The Last Supper, and House: Thomas House *Jesus at the last supper Jesus: My disciples, one of you will betray me. Matthew: Is it me Jesus? Jesus: No Matthew, it is not you John: Is it me Jesus? Jesus: No it is not you John. Judas: Is it me Jesus? Jesus: *high pitch mocking voice* is it me Jesus? I think i just sinned for laughing hard

I think i just sinned for laughing hard

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Dank, Rain, and 🤖: My new favorite quote Don't be ashamed to fart while you urinate... There is no rain without thunder. -Matthew Wineman-

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Catfished, Love, and Snapchat: han Follow @Cans4Hans My brother's using the snapchat filter to catfish guys on tinder and it's absolutely seen me off. HOW do these men think that is a real woman's face?? Michelle, 20 O less than a mile away Cocktails on the beach an handle Chris Michael Ben Likes Messages Adam Hey Michelle... Matthew Hey 4:11 PM -12 May 2019 10 Retweets 41 Likes Love how your hair decreases in opacity

Love how your hair decreases in opacity

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Dank, Girls, and Iphone: and 12 others follow Matthew A. Cherry Broderick Hunter @BroderickHunter When your girl's telling you a story and accidentally calls you "sis" 1:54 PM - 5/11/19 Twitter for iPhone 6,601 Retweets 27.2K Likes Sometimes it just slips out. Sis and b!+€# are bordering gender neutral for me at this point. by mcook0088 MORE MEMES

Sometimes it just slips out. Sis and b!+€# are bordering gender neutral for me at this point. by mcook0088 MORE MEMES

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Finals, Sports, and Tumblr: Matthew DeLis@super_OW-22m philly hmmm Overwatch League @overwatchleague The 2019 Grand Finals will be held on September 29 at the @WellsFargoCtr in Philadelphia. Come see the best of us compete for the .. Avast@Avast o 18m youtube.com/watch?v-RJqiml.. plat-chat:Philly sports fans ™

plat-chat:Philly sports fans ™

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Omg, Hannah Montana, and Montana: @godneysbjs I knew this looked familiar Matthew @mrhakelsack omg she came as hannah montana and we didn't even know

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Funny, Tumblr, and Silver: Matthew Anderson @MattAndersonBBC Things native English speakers know, but don't know we know: Traducir del inglés adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion- size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist. 3/9/16 11:26

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Heaven, Free, and Game: sxeli Fun game: Replace "Father" in Christian texts with "Daddy" sxeli "Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name" tangleofrainbows "forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned" sxeli "But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. Matthew 6:6" cdrshiphard blocked blocked blocked. youre all blocked none of you are free of sin Matt 5:27-28 The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

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Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter, and Stone Cold Steve Austin: cautionlazer: arkadot: Daniel Radcliffe and Matthew Lewis at WWF in 2000. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Cold Steve Austin

cautionlazer: arkadot: Daniel Radcliffe and Matthew Lewis at WWF in 2000. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Cold Steve Austin

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Jesus, Memes, and Angel: On Resurrection Sunday - we reach the culmination of Passion Week. The resurrection of Jesus Christ is the most important event, the crux, you might say, of the Christian faith. The very foundation of all Christian doctrine hinges on the truth of this account. Early Sunday morning several women went to the tomb and discovered that the large stone covering the tomb's entrance had been rolled away. An angel announced, "Don't be afraid! I know you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He isn't here! He is risen from the dead, just as he said would happen." (Matthew 28:5-6, NLT) On the day of his resurrection, Jesus Christ made at least five appearances. Mark's Gospel says the first person to see him was Mary Magdalene. Jesus also appeared to Peter, to the two disciples on the road to Emmaus, and later that day to all of the disciples except Thomas, while they were gathered in a house for prayer. The eyewitness accounts in the Gospels provide undeniable evidence that the resurrection of Jesus Christ happened. 2,000 years after his death, followers of Christ still flock to see the empty tomb, one of the strongest proofs that Jesus Christ actually did rise from the dead.

On Resurrection Sunday - we reach the culmination of Passion Week. The resurrection of Jesus Christ is the most important event, the crux, y...

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Risen, He Is Risen, and Matthew: HE IS RISEN MATTHEW 28:6

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Iphone, Journey, and Twitter: Matthew Keegan @keego73 10h Hi Elon. My 12yo son Finlay is doing an assignment on the colonisation of our solar system and wants to know how many crew members would be in the BFR on such a mission Thanks @elonmusk 13 t 50 2,120 Elon Musk C @elonmusk Replying to @keego73 It's designed for 100 people on a Mars journey 20:58 31 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone elon being a bro

elon being a bro

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Food, Friends, and Life: ttivi mestyle. out with people who are always going to the adoPt e ces are you w what? But if you urround yourself with people who are interested in ested in your own health and well-being. r burgers, fries, and sodas. . . guess wh leling healthy.. you guessed it, you will become more The people we surround ourselves with either raise or lowe our standards. They either help us to become the-best-ve ourselves or encourage us to become less We become like our friends. No man becomes great on hi No woman becomes great on her own. The people around then help to make them great rsion-of er versions of ours We all need people in our lives who raise our standards, remind us of our essential purpose, and challenge us to become the-ber version-of-ourselves. Our greatest emotional need is for intimacy. Beyon needs for food, water, sleep, and air greatest need of the huma Life is a self biele From The Rhythm of life by Matthew Kelly

From The Rhythm of life by Matthew Kelly

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Bones, Future, and Jesus: Holy Week - Day 3: Today our journey with Jesus through Holy Week takes us back to the Temple in Jerusalem and then to the Mount of Olives. On Tuesday morning, Jesus and his disciples returned to Jerusalem. They passed the withered fig tree on their way, and Jesus taught them about faith. At the Temple, the religious leaders aggressively challenged Jesus' authority, attempting to ambush him and create an opportunity for his arrest. But Jesus evaded their traps and pronounced harsh judgment on them: "Blind guides! ... For you are like whitewashed tombs—beautiful on the outside but filled on the inside with dead people's bones and all sorts of impurity. Outwardly you look like righteous people, but inwardly your hearts are filled with hypocrisy and lawlessness...Snakes! Sons of vipers! How will you escape the judgment of hell?" (Matthew 23:24-33) Tuesday afternoon Jesus left the city and went with his disciples to the Mount of Olives, which overlooks Jerusalem due east of the Temple. Here Jesus gave the Olivet Discourse, an elaborate prophecy about the destruction of Jerusalem and the end of the age. He taught in parables using symbolic language about end times events, including his Second Coming and the final judgment. Scripture indicates that Tuesday was the day Judas Iscariot negotiated with the Sanhedrin to betray Jesus (Matthew 26:14-16). After a tiring day of confrontation and warnings about the future, once again, Jesus and the disciples stayed the night in Bethany.

Holy Week - Day 3: Today our journey with Jesus through Holy Week takes us back to the Temple in Jerusalem and then to the Mount of Olives. ...

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Advice, Good, and Live: Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. M Golding Matthew Coupal Seems like a.. good advice?

Seems like a.. good advice?

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Fucking, Guns, and Jesus: DID JESUS FIND GUNS NAMED PETER JOHNJAMES MATTHEW. ANDREW.PHILIP,THOMAS.& SIMON IN THE MIDDLE EAST curiooftheheart: libertarirynn: Are y’all really this fucking stupid? Have you never heard of Anglicized names before? You know the Bible wasn’t originally written in English right? Those were not the original Hebrew/Greek names fucking a O-oh dear it seems serious…what the fuck OP? “Hurr de durr my Spanish translation of the Bible doesn’t mention any Joseph and Mary just Jose and Maria so checkmate Christians 😎😎😎”

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Fucking, Guns, and Jesus: DID JESUS FIND GUNS NAMED PETER JOHNJAMES MATTHEW. ANDREW.PHILIP,THOMAS.& SIMON IN THE MIDDLE EAST Are y’all really this fucking stupid? Have you never heard of Anglicized names before? You know the Bible wasn’t originally written in English right? Those were not the original Hebrew/Greek names fucking a

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Dank, Laundry, and Logic: Matthew Clements @Matt_Logic. Bath & Body Works should make laundry detergent in their scents Million dollar idea.

Million dollar idea.

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True, Live, and Time: Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. - M Golding Matthew Coupal Its true 80% of the time

Its true 80% of the time

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Abc, Fire, and Grandma: bc ABC News NEWS 5 hrs Man in Nebraska orders pizza for his grandma in Florida to make sure she was alright after he couldn't reach her following Hurricane Matthew. "Police and fire couldn't do it, but Papa John's got there in 30 minutes and put the cellphone to her ear." co her following Hurricane Maght Pizzauh..always finds a way

Pizzauh..always finds a way

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Alive, Life, and Prince: dirt prince @pant_leg what is the point of life? for you personally why are you alive! pls answer seriously! i want to know 6:44 PM 27 Mar 19 24 Retweets 375 Likes Matthew Replying to @pant_leg For my kids and paintball @MpcPeters 2h dirt prince @pant_leg 2h Imao both very important @MpcPeters 2h Matthevw What's your reason? 4 dirt prince @pant_leg 2h idk that's the problem Matthew Try paintball @MpcPeters 2h v memesforages:matthew has solved it

memesforages:matthew has solved it

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Abc, Fire, and Grandma: sbe ABC News NEWS 5 hrs. Man in Nebraska orders pizza for his grandma in Florida to make sure she was alright after he couldn't reach her following Hurricane Matthew. "Police and fire couldn't do it, but Papa John's got there in 30 minutes and put the cellphone to her ear."

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Alive, Life, and Prince: dirt prince @pant_leg what is the point of life? for you personally why are you alive! pls answer seriously! i want to know 6:44 PM 27 Mar 19 24 Retweets 375 Likes Matthew Replying to @pant_leg For my kids and paintball @MpcPeters 2h dirt prince @pant_leg 2h Imao both very important @MpcPeters 2h Matthevw What's your reason? 4 dirt prince @pant_leg 2h idk that's the problem Matthew Try paintball @MpcPeters 2h v matthew has solved it

matthew has solved it

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Coachella, Driving, and Shrek: matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION driving to coachella but listening to the soundtrack from shrek 4/19/15, 08:05

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Pop, Tumblr, and Ups: This doesn't seem like a good idea... | The Pop-up Book of Phobias created + written by GARY GREENBERG illustrated by BALVIS RUBESS pop-ups by MATTHEW REINHART lolzandtrollz: Terrifying Pop-Up Book

lolzandtrollz: Terrifying Pop-Up Book

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Friends, Iphone, and Twitter: John Rogers Retweeted Sean Hunt @seanofthehunt Dungeon Master expectation A master storyteller who gets to weave epic adventures for their friends DM reality: An accidental therapist who has to guide a group of friends through weird parts of their personalities, whilst pretending to be a goblin #DnD 11:24 PM 18 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone 4,045 Retweets 14.2K Likes Matthew Mercer@matthewmercer 15h Replying to @seanofthehunt and @Dayntee Hahahahahahaha Checks out. 24 ㅇ919 Save tons on therapy, switch to D&D- Divka

Save tons on therapy, switch to D

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Andrew Bogut, Bad, and Target: Vivian @suchnerve Follow "MY ANXIETY ISN'T THAT* BAD" STARTER PACK 1. leg bouncing 2. picking at your lips 3. walking very quickly 4. having two modes: GOTTA GO & WHY I SO TIRED 5. peeing! lots of peeing 6. [new notification comes in] GOTTA READ THAT N O W 7. "am i being annoying??" 8. "they hate me" 9:22 AM 25 Mar 2019 34,810 Retweets 110,370 Likes Paresh Maharaj @NobleKind92 Follow Replying to @suchnerve 9. "If I sit down it's OVER!" "What's over?" "IT!" 9:39 AM 25 Mar 2019 La Reina del Perreo @Marikitis Follow Replying to @NobleKind92 @suchnerve 10. *suddenly realizing you've been holding your breath for a full minute*. 5:50 PM -25 Mar 2019 Matthew Boyer @TweetnMeSoftly Follow Replying to @suchnerve "Is my laugh weird?" "Am I making enough eye contact?" "Was that too much eye contact?" "Oh crap it was too much. Now they probably think I'm flirting." 9:55 AM 25 Mar 2019 Sling Follow @SlingGazelle Replying to @suchnerve @syrianbryn "Did I remember to flush when I left the bathroom?" "Did I forget something before l left the house?" "Do I intimidate or creep other people out?" 11:29 AM 25 Mar 2019 blackqueerblog:“did i say that out loud?”

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Instagram, Peter Pan, and Target: PIRATES ARE IN THIS YEAR! VOLUNTEER BADGE PICK UP PIRATES ARE INS tampire: Matthew Patel finally meets his longtime favorite Pirate Idol Captain Hook, because well… Pirates are in this year! Mat Patel is cosplayed by MeCaptain Hook is cosplayed by @toronto_dadpoolSeries: Scott Pilgrim VS. Peter Pan

tampire: Matthew Patel finally meets his longtime favorite Pirate Idol Captain Hook, because well… Pirates are in this year! Mat Patel i...

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Memes, Nationwide, and Real Estate: PRD nationwide Sell Smarter! Hunter Valley 4934 2000 SOLD Quicker Than a #MAFS Divorce MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT Brothers in Real estate an larke Matthew Clarke This real estate agent 👌😂👌😂

This real estate agent 👌😂👌😂

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Mercedes, Acting, and She: told my motink I'm gonna qult[my Jobland I'm gonna move to New Yonkand be an actor." And she saldWhat? No! Matthew. What do youknow about acting?" So, whiat does she say now? Thanks for the Mercedes." Dwarffess| Memedroid Succes

Succes

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Memes, Help, and Watch: THESE activity trackers are not as smart as people make out. My fitness watch just congratulated me for getting up off my fat arse and moving about. What it didn't realise was that I was on my way to the kitchen to make a sandwich and help myself to a large bag of crisps. Matthew Jones, Ramsbottom

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Marci Robin @MarciRobin I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off-with a pen, on paper that I'm not a robot. I'm not a robot eCAPTCHA Privacy-Tenne Submit Matthew @genoforprez sweats coolant belikememes: They Have To Cover Every Possible Scenario

belikememes: They Have To Cover Every Possible Scenario

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Click, Matthew McConaughey, and Memes: NEWS/WORLD NEWS Taylor Swift: I Don't Like Booze Or Weed click Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey be a lot cooler if you did

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Memes, Sex, and Flickr: Matthew McConaughey's father died while having sex with his mother and she insisted that he be carried out of the house naked after he was pronounced dead because as she puts it "l was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey- and his aift." Photo courtesy of David Torcivia / Flickr @factsweird

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Dank, Pizza, and Wife: Tweet Matthew LewisO @Mattdavelewis l tried to surprise my wife with pizza. She did the same thing for me. Now we have four pizzas. Delivered by the same guy. 9/20/18, 7:15 PM 1,402 Retweets 14.9K Likes

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Abc, Fire, and Grandma: sbe ABC News NEWS 5 hrs Man in Nebraska orders pizza for his grandma in Florida to make sure she was alright after he couldn't reach her following Hurricane Matthew. "Police and fire couldn't do it, but Papa John's got there in 30 minutes and put the cellphone to her ear." Deliever the Pizza

Deliever the Pizza

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Bad, Shit, and Super: JJoNak @JoNakLove Followv GGs @SFShock I had to take a shit really bad on first round.. 10:26 PM-8 Mar 2019 Matthew DeLisi @super_OW Follow Replying to @JJoNakLove @SFShock you took that shit on our heads ggs 10:29 PM-8 Mar 2019

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Abc, Fire, and Grandma: r/memes u/timtimtom254 1h Krusty karb pizza saves the day Memes abc b ABC News NEWS 5 hrs Man in Nebraska orders pizza for his grandma in Florida to make sure she was alright after he couldn't reach her following Hurricane Matthew. "Police and fire couldn't do it, but Papa John's got there in 30 minutes and put the cellphone to her ear." andone! I would be a happy grandma.

I would be a happy grandma.

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Abc, Fire, and Grandma: sbe ABC News NEWS 5 hrs. Man in Nebraska orders pizza for his grandma in Florida to make sure she was alright after he couldn't reach her following Hurricane Matthew. "Police and fire couldn't do it, but Papa John's got there in 30 minutes and put the cellphone to her ear." Krusty karb pizza saves the day

Krusty karb pizza saves the day

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Memes, Living, and 🤖: "HOW ABOUT THIS FOR AN IDEA: NO CORPORATION OR COMPANY SHOULD GET A TAX CUT WHICH HAS ANY EMPLOYEE ON PUBLIC ASSISTANCE. IF YOU DON'T PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES A LIVING WAGE, YOU SHOULDN'T GET A TAX CUT." Matthew Dowd PATRIOTIC MILLIONAIRES

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Driving, Meme, and Tumblr: Fred Flintstone been driving round town... fred-flintstone-of-bedrock: yonomna: knowyournewmeme: fred-flintstone-of-bedrock: matthew-whiteley: #Flintstones #meme #Flintstones #meme Ya Ba do! Not what he says Ya Ba do!

fred-flintstone-of-bedrock: yonomna: knowyournewmeme: fred-flintstone-of-bedrock: matthew-whiteley: #Flintstones #meme #Flintstones #me...

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