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Dude, Memes, and Cake: WHAT'S THE MATTER, MAX? THE TRICK IS TO KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS! LET ME SHOW YOU! THAT KID OVER THERE KEEPS BULLYING ME! WHAT DO YOU WANT, LOSER? HI FRIEND, MAX AND I WANTED TO GIVE YOU A SPECIAL GIFT.. ..A BIG SLICE OF SCRUMPTIOUS CAKE FOR ONE COOL DUDE! IPOISONED THE CAKE MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ELIZABETH SCHMID Kindness. Secret Panel HERE 🔪 mrlovenstein.com/comic/784

Kindness. Secret Panel HERE 🔪 mrlovenstein.com/comic/784

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Definitely, Lol, and Memes: Phil (but it's october) @PhilJamesson dentist (who has studied mouths for years and has my mouth on display with perfect lighting, and is asking this question because she knows i haven't been flossing): have you been flossing me (slyly): yes my orthodontist asks me if i wear my retainer every night when i have an appointment and i say yes even though i wear it once a week max and shes like “oh yes i can definitely see because they look great” lol u lying

my orthodontist asks me if i wear my retainer every night when i have an appointment and i say yes even though i wear it once a week max and...

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Iphone, Max, and And: COMPARING IPHONE XS, XS MAX AND XR TO OLDER HANDSETS

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Iphone, Max, and And: COMPARING IPHONE XS, XS MAX AND XR TO OLDER HANDSETS

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Ass, Beautiful, and Facts: MAD MAX: FURY ROAD Follow ONENA FACTS MIS@cinfacts for more content WITH THE EXCEPTION OF MAX AND NUX, ALL OF THE FILM'S MALE CHARACTERS ARE VILLAINS. CONVERSELY, ALL OF THE FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE GOOD My goodness that beautiful score when Nux sacrifices himself. Art. Pure art. Charlize Thereon in this is one of the few female kick-ass type heroes I actually fully buy into. Your thoughts?⠀ -⠀⠀ Follow @cinfacts for more facts

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Instagram, Love, and Target: Video by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/max_et_louise/" target="_blank">@max_et_louise</a> Max and Louise love a refreshing swim

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Fucking, Gym, and Superman: Anonymous 04/18/18(Wed)04:41:33 No.4565459745547644565480645654867 45656655> 2 I'm 6 2, 198 right now, but I was 205 back then. Carb load + volume day huge fucking pump. Hair was sleeked back, but there's always this one lock that gets away from me on the middle of my forehead. >Walk out of gym >wear my glasses, instead of contacts >see this young kid with his mom, 5-6 years max and he's just staring at me >he gets a bit of distance and I vaguely hear "Mom, mom, I think that was Superman" >I turn around and he's staring at me, so I wink at him and do a "shh" gesture >kid fucking flips out and starts screaming "AHHAHA NO MOM IT WASNT SUPERMAN HOW COULD I HAVE THOUGHT SUCH A THING HAHA IM SO STUPID and he looked at me with the biggest smile l'd ever seen nothing will ever come close to this, fit. I wrote this story a couple of weeks ago when it happened, but I'll never fucking forget it.

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Fucking, Gym, and Superman: Anonymous 04/18/18(Wed)04:41:33 No.4565459745854764345654806 245654867 45656655 45658093 45658863 4566130645662841 45662940 45663431 45663596 I'm 6 2, 198 right now, but I was 205 back then. Carb load + volume day huge fucking pump. Hair was sleeked back, but there's always this one lock that gets away from me on the middle of my forehead. >Walk out of gym >wear my glasses, instead of contacts >see this young kid with his mom, 5-6 years max and he's just staring at me >he gets a bit of distance and I vaguely hear "Mom, mom, I think that was Superman" >I turn around and he's staring at me, so I wink at him and do a "shh" gesture >kid fucking flips out and starts screaming "AHHAHA NO MOM IT WASNT SUPERMAN HOW COULD I HAVE THOUGHT SUCH A THING HAHA IM SO STUPID" and he looked at me with the biggest smile I'd ever seen nothing will ever come close to this, /fitl. I wrote this story a couple of weeks ago when it happened, but I'll never fucking forget it. I wish I had a wholesome childhood like this via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2Nn48bf">https://ift.tt/2Nn48bf</a>

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Fucking, Gym, and Superman: Anonymous 04/18/18(Wed)04:41:33 No.4565459745854764345654806 245654867 45656655 45658093 45658863 4566130645662841 45662940 45663431 45663596 I'm 6 2, 198 right now, but I was 205 back then. Carb load + volume day huge fucking pump. Hair was sleeked back, but there's always this one lock that gets away from me on the middle of my forehead. >Walk out of gym >wear my glasses, instead of contacts >see this young kid with his mom, 5-6 years max and he's just staring at me >he gets a bit of distance and I vaguely hear "Mom, mom, I think that was Superman" >I turn around and he's staring at me, so I wink at him and do a "shh" gesture >kid fucking flips out and starts screaming "AHHAHA NO MOM IT WASNT SUPERMAN HOW COULD I HAVE THOUGHT SUCH A THING HAHA IM SO STUPID" and he looked at me with the biggest smile I'd ever seen nothing will ever come close to this, /fitl. I wrote this story a couple of weeks ago when it happened, but I'll never fucking forget it. I wish I had a wholesome childhood like this

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Anaconda, Bae, and Dude: kaijyena.tumblr.com fell4wells: kaijyena: Welp, I was inspired what can I say. This is my thank you for the 100 followers guys. I seriously couldn’t be happier. Thank you so freakin’ much my dudes you inspire me.I did Max and Chloe in the Scott Pilgrim style and a poor attempt to animate them while they leave Arcadia Bay (BaeBay jussayin’). LORD ignore the background I couldn’t be asked to animate that.I made this to fit tumblr headers. So if you are really wanting to use it as yours knock yourself out. Just be sure to credit me some how! As always dudes, keep it awesome. this is such an awesome style imitation dude!! super cool, congrats on 100 followers. 3

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Streets, Target, and Tumblr: <a href="https://tovio-rogers.tumblr.com/post/173916180880/wip-of-a-streets-of-ragebare-knuckle-piece-for" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tovio-rogers</a>: <blockquote> #wip of a streets of rage/bare knuckle piece for the patreon set. i left sor 3’s zan out on purpose as i was purdy burnt out by the time i sketched max and didn’t wanna gender swap a bald, mustachieod, cyborg~ </blockquote>

tovio-rogers: #wip of a streets of rage/bare knuckle piece for the patreon set. i left sor 3’s zan out on purpose as i was purdy burnt ou...

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Alive, America, and Anaconda: can do it TO DO LIST corbinalexanderwealthguidance: CORBIN ALEXANDER WEALLTH GUIDANCE: POSTED 05/06/2018 STARTING OUT FROM SCRATCH – POST #1 IN MY SERIES BUDGETING: 50/30/20/RULE: For the person already living life, this is an essential rule of thumb: - 50% to Needs: utilities, rent, food, car insurance (never buy a car on credit/payments and be required to pay collision coverage: only buy a used, 3-8 years old; Honda/Kia/Toyota for the best value/bang for your buck), gas, clothes allowance, etc. Essentials needed to live! - 20% to Savings Investment: used to pay bank loans/student loans, monthly deposits into a retirement account and an investment account, credit card payments (pay off the entire balance each month and not just the minimum payment to avoid paying interest on interest = that’s what eats you alive causing you to NEVER pay off the balance(s)) and never buy stuff from Fingerhut/Rent-A-Center or the like…..the interest on this stuff is outrageous and you pay 3x-5x what the item is actually worth in the end – if you ever get to the end of the payments! - 30% to Wants: vacations (limit one per year – do day trips for the other week taken on paid vacation benefits) and future “Wants” such as saving for a house: if you need the monies in less than 5 years, then bank it – if you need the monies in over 8 years, then invest it; that is the industry rule of thumb when it comes to “Wants”. Two methods to keep you on track: - The spread sheet method: this is where you track your budget in MS Excel. - The envelope method: this is where you assign envelopes labeled by each expense. EMERGECY FUND: This where you have a bank savings account holding a minimum of six months of expenses to pay “all” your monthly bills in the event of a job lose or an illness: you are NEVER to dip into this unless you are in a dire straight situation. Establish this fund FIRST before all other suggestions are followed. SAVINGS INVESTMENT: - Start saving for an emergency fund first. - Do not use the Overdraft protection feature on your bank debit card = avoid getting into the habit of paying Overdraft charges over and over again! But do have it on the account – in the event of an emergency = like your car breaks down, etc. and avoid using a credit card and carry a balance. - Start an investment account at Ally.com/invest and invest in my Model ETF Portfolio that I’ll outline at a later date…stay tuned! - Start investing in my ”ALL PURPOSE” Model Mutual Fund Portfolio: starting in your mid-50’s/early 60’s. - Start investing in my designated Model Mutual Fund 80+ Portfolio in your 80’s; exact allocation percentages to also be revealed at a later date! CREDIT CARDS/BANKING MANAGEMENT: - Establish a credit history at 18 years old before working a full-time 9-5 or going to college: now is the time to obtain a pre-paid debt card through Capital One.com or a similar lender. And do not forget to get a small personal loan ($1,000.00 minimum) at a local bank using a co-signer to qualify for the loan. As you SLOWLY establish a credit history; apply for a no-fee/low credit limit card through Discover.com and/or Capital One.com. HAVE YOU RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS TO THE MAX AND DROWNING IN DEBT OVERALL? – CONSIDER CLAIMING BANKRUPTCY AND START OVER – JUST BE CAREFUL; DON’T SCREW UP AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME. - Earn interest in an interest-bearing savings or CD account: Not all banks are created equal; which is why most are banking wrong: BANK OF AMERICA: This is a “fee city” bank. You name it, they have a fee attached TD BANK: This is a bank with convoluted morals. Good luck banking in this environment; more horseshit then you can shake a stick at! - If your balance falls below $100.00 at TD at any given time during the month; they hit you with a $15.00 low balance fee ($180.00 a year!). You are better off going to a local bank or a federal credit union for your banking needs. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MY NEXT SERIES INSTALLMENT POST ON 6/3/2018!

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Alive, America, and Anaconda: can do it TO DO LIST <a href="https://corbinalexanderwealthguidance.tumblr.com/post/173631157384/corbin-alexander-weallth-guidance-posted" class="tumblr_blog">corbinalexanderwealthguidance</a>:<blockquote> CORBIN ALEXANDER WEALLTH GUIDANCE: POSTED 05/06/2018 STARTING OUT FROM SCRATCH – POST #1 IN MY SERIES BUDGETING: 50/30/20/RULE: For the person already living life, this is an essential rule of thumb: - 50% to Needs: utilities, rent, food, car insurance (never buy a car on credit/payments and be required to pay collision coverage: only buy a used, 3-8 years old; Honda/Kia/Toyota for the best value/bang for your buck), gas, clothes allowance, etc. Essentials needed to live! - 20% to Savings & Investment: used to pay bank loans/student loans, monthly deposits into a retirement account and an investment account, credit card payments (pay off the entire balance each month and not just the minimum payment to avoid paying interest on interest = that’s what eats you alive causing you to NEVER pay off the balance(s)) and never buy stuff from Fingerhut/Rent-A-Center or the like…..the interest on this stuff is outrageous and you pay 3x-5x what the item is actually worth in the end – if you ever get to the end of the payments! - 30% to Wants: vacations (limit one per year – do day trips for the other week taken on paid vacation benefits) and future “Wants” such as saving for a house: if you need the monies in less than 5 years, then bank it – if you need the monies in over 8 years, then invest it; that is the industry rule of thumb when it comes to “Wants”. Two methods to keep you on track: - The spread sheet method: this is where you track your budget in MS Excel. - The envelope method: this is where you assign envelopes labeled by each expense. EMERGECY FUND: This where you have a bank savings account holding a minimum of six months of expenses to pay “all” your monthly bills in the event of a job lose or an illness: you are NEVER to dip into this unless you are in a dire straight situation. Establish this fund FIRST before all other suggestions are followed. SAVINGS & INVESTMENT: - Start saving for an emergency fund first. - Do not use the Overdraft protection feature on your bank debit card = avoid getting into the habit of paying Overdraft charges over and over again! But do have it on the account – in the event of an emergency = like your car breaks down, etc. and avoid using a credit card and carry a balance. - Start an investment account at Ally.com/invest and invest in my Model ETF Portfolio that I’ll outline at a later date…stay tuned! - Start investing in my ”ALL PURPOSE” Model Mutual Fund Portfolio: starting in your mid-50’s/early 60’s. - Start investing in my designated Model Mutual Fund 80+ Portfolio in your 80’s; exact allocation percentages to also be revealed at a later date! CREDIT CARDS/BANKING MANAGEMENT: - Establish a credit history at 18 years old before working a full-time 9-5 or going to college: now is the time to obtain a pre-paid debt card through Capital One.com or a similar lender. And do not forget to get a small personal loan ($1,000.00 minimum) at a local bank using a co-signer to qualify for the loan. As you SLOWLY establish a credit history; apply for a no-fee/low credit limit card through Discover.com and/or Capital One.com. HAVE YOU RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS TO THE MAX AND DROWNING IN DEBT OVERALL? – CONSIDER CLAIMING BANKRUPTCY AND START OVER – JUST BE CAREFUL; DON’T SCREW UP AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME. - Earn interest in an interest-bearing savings or CD account: Not all banks are created equal; which is why most are banking wrong: BANK OF AMERICA: This is a “fee city” bank. You name it, they have a fee attached TD BANK: This is a bank with convoluted morals. Good luck banking in this environment; more horseshit then you can shake a stick at! - If your balance falls below $100.00 at TD at any given time during the month; they hit you with a $15.00 low balance fee ($180.00 a year!). You are better off going to a local bank or a federal credit union for your banking needs. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MY NEXT SERIES INSTALLMENT POST ON 6/3/2018! </blockquote>

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Alive, America, and Anaconda: can do it TO DO LIST corbinalexanderwealthguidance: CORBIN ALEXANDER WEALLTH GUIDANCE: POSTED 05/06/2018 STARTING OUT FROM SCRATCH – POST #1 IN MY SERIES BUDGETING: 50/30/20/RULE: For the person already living life, this is an essential rule of thumb: - 50% to Needs: utilities, rent, food, car insurance (never buy a car on credit/payments and be required to pay collision coverage: only buy a used, 3-8 year old, Honda/Kia/Toyota for the best value/bang for your buck), gas, clothes allowance, etc. Essentials needed to live! - 20% to Savings Investment: used to pay bank loans/student loans, monthly deposits into a retirement account and an investment account, credit card payments (pay off the entire balance each month and not just the minimum payment to avoid paying interest on interest = that’s what eats you alive causing you to NEVER pay off the balance(s)) and never buy stuff from Fingerhut/Rent-A-Center or the like…..the interest on this stuff is outrageous and you pay 3x-5x what the item is actually worth in the end – if you ever get to the end of the payments! - 30% to Wants: vacations (limit one per year – do day trips for the other week taken on paid vacation benefits) and future “Wants” such as saving for a house: if you need the monies in less than 5 years, then bank it – if you need the monies in over 8 years, then invest it; that is the industry rule of thumb when it comes to “Wants”. Two methods to keep you on track: - The spread sheet method: this is where you track your budget in MS Excel. - The envelope method: this is where you assign envelopes labeled by each expense. EMERGECY FUND: This where you have a bank savings account holding a minimum of six months of expenses to pay “all” your monthly bills in the event of a job lose or an illness: you are NEVER to dip into this unless you are in a dire straight situation. Establish this fund FIRST before all other suggestions are followed. SAVINGS INVESTMENT: - Start saving for an emergency fund first. - Do not use the Overdraft protection feature on your bank debit card = avoid getting into the habit of paying Overdraft charges over and over again! But do have it on the account – in the event of an emergency = like your car breaks down, etc. and avoid using a credit card and carry a balance. - Start an investment account at Ally.com/invest and invest in my Model ETF Portfolio that I’ll outline at a later date…stay tuned! - Start investing in my ”ALL PURPOSE” Model Mutual Fund Portfolio: starting in your mid-50’s/early 60’s. - Start investing in my designated Model Mutual Fund 80+ Portfolio in your 80’s; exact allocation percentages to also be revealed at a later date! CREDIT CARDS/BANKING MANAGEMENT: - Establish a credit history at 18 years old before working a full-time 9-5 or going to college: now is the time to obtain a pre-paid debt card through Capital One.com or a similar lender. And do not forget to get a small personal loan ($1,000.00 minimum) at a local bank using a co-signer to qualify for the loan. As you SLOWLY establish a credit history; apply for a no-fee/low credit limit card through Discover.com and/or Capital One.com. HAVE YOU RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS TO THE MAX AND DROWNING IN DEBT OVERALL? – CONSIDER CLAIMING BANKRUPTCY AND START OVER – JUST BE CAREFUL; DON’T SCREW UP AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME. - Earn interest in an interest-bearing savings or CD account: Not all banks are created equal; which is why most are banking wrong: BANK OF AMERICA: This is a “fee city” bank. You name it, they have a fee attached TD BANK: This is a bank with convoluted morals. Good luck banking in this environment; more horseshit then you can shake a stick at! - If your balance falls below $100.00 at TD at any given time during the month; they hit you with a $15.00 low balance fee ($180.00 a year!). You are better off going to a local bank or a federal credit union for your banking needs. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MY NEXT SERIES INSTALLMENT POST ON 6/3/2018!

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Family, Grandma, and Parents: MISSING HAVE YOU SEEN THESE ADULT RABBITS? Max and Ruby's Parents Age: Unknown Proof of Existence: Family Photo in Entryway LAST SEEN... NEVER. MAY BE HOLED UP UNDER BUSH SUFFERING FROM DEBILITATING MIGRAINES DUE TO DAUGHTER'S BOSSINESS AND SON'S INABILITY TO LISTEN IF SPOTTED, PLEASE ALERT MAX AND RUBY'S GRANDMA BECAUSE THAT WOMAN IS TIRED OF GETTING UNANNOUNCED VISITS AND HAVING TO DROP EVERYTHING TO CHECK ON THEM you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com <a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/170205034028/have-you-seen-these-adult-rabbits" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>: <blockquote>Have You Seen These Adult Rabbits?</blockquote>

epicjohndoe: Have You Seen These Adult Rabbits?

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Prince, Star Wars, and Target: S5: Boxplot Review Math 4 DN Name: Date: 1. These students are standing in a line in order of height. a. Put a circle around the student(s) that represent the median b. Put a rectangle around the students that represent the extreme points (max and min). c. Put a diamond around the students that represent the quartiles. JL re's the five number summary of quiz results from a quiz Math 4 students took last ke a box and whisker plot based on this data. pigeon-prince I wanna go home wet-raccoon this math problem has more diversity than star wars rooflizards: pochowek: buddy

$Prince, Star Wars, and Target: S5: Boxplot Review Math 4 DN Name: Date: 1. These students are standing in a line in order of height. a. Put a circle around the student(s) that represent the median b. Put a rectangle around the students that represent the extreme points (max and min). c. Put a diamond around the students that represent the quartiles. JL re's the five number summary of quiz results from a quiz Math 4 students took last ke a box and whisker plot based on this data. pigeon-prince I wanna go home wet-raccoon this math problem has more diversity than star wars rooflizards: pochowek: buddy$

rooflizards: pochowek: buddy

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Prince, Target, and Tumblr: S5: Boxplot Review Math 4 DN Name: Date: 1. These students are standing in a line in order of height. a. Put a circle around the student(s) that represent the median b. Put a rectangle around the students that represent the extreme points (max and min). c. Put a diamond around the students that represent the quartiles. re's the five number summary of quiz results from a quiz Math 4 students took last ke a box and whisker plot based on this data. pigeon-prince:I wanna go home

$Prince, Target, and Tumblr: S5: Boxplot Review Math 4 DN Name: Date: 1. These students are standing in a line in order of height. a. Put a circle around the student(s) that represent the median b. Put a rectangle around the students that represent the extreme points (max and min). c. Put a diamond around the students that represent the quartiles. re's the five number summary of quiz results from a quiz Math 4 students took last ke a box and whisker plot based on this data. pigeon-prince:I wanna go home$