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worth the read: PS Products A 10 PS Products Knuckle Blaster is a 950,000V Stun Gun with Batteries & Magnetic Leather Holster ea List Price: $69.99 Price: $62.54 Victory! By tdoog- May 5, 2013 I purchased this after I was confronted by punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon. some I cooly asked "Remember me?" One of them looked up and said, "Have you com back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Gi Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said. I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B****" The five giri scouts ran away screaming. As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym. As the others began to circle around me,I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach. I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the.... FLOOO00RRR!!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious. 2,144 of 2,383 people found this review helpful worth the read
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c-bassmeow: There is now one democrat who can beat Trump, and it isn’t Hillary Clinton. Establishment democrats: you are shooting yourselves in the foot by insisting that she is electable. She can’t even beat a reality tv star who wants to have sex with his own daughter. There are now multiple independent polls proving her weakness and Donald’s slow climb up the polls. He is now turning to the center making himself more appealing to moderates. Vote Hillary if you want to have a president Trump. Vote for Bernie Sanders if you want a different outcome. Your cognitive dissonance can only take you so far, reality doesn’t care. :) hey Democrats it’s me again. vote for Bernie or else we are fucked. : @KyleKulinski First it was Fox NewS & everybody scoffed, then it was Rasmussen & people said it doesn't count, now it's ABC/ WaPo 2016 GENERAL ELECTION VOTE PREFERENCE AMONG REGISTERED VOTERS 70% 60 Hillary Clinton 50% 50% 501 46% 46% 40 43% 44% 44% 41% Donald Trump 30 20 9/10/15 12/13/15 3/6/16 NOW abc NEWS SOURCE ABC News/Washington Post poll Bernae samhwils How to defeat Trump in November? Make sure Bernie Sanders has the Democratic nomination, not #RiskyHillary General Election: Trump vs. Sanders Sanders (D) +10.8 39.5 Trump (R) RCP POLL AVERAGE General vs. Clinton 43.4 Trump (R) +0.2 43.2 Clinton (D) POLITICS REAL POLITICS S Election: Trump 54 52 50 48 46 50 48 46 42 42 40 38 40 -10 -15 -20 15 10 March April May 5/23/16, 1:49 AM 121 RETWEETS 141 LIKES RCP POLL AVERAGE General Election: Trump(D) +10.8 vs. Sanders 50.3 REAL CLEAR Sanders 39.5 Trump (R) 54 52 50 48 46 42 40 38 15 10 5 March April May REAL CLEAR POLITICS RCP POLL AVERAGE General Election: Trump vs. Clinton 43.4 Trump (R) +0.2 43.2 Clinton (D) 50 48 46 42 40 0 -10 15 20 March April May 121 <? 141 c-bassmeow: There is now one democrat who can beat Trump, and it isn’t Hillary Clinton. Establishment democrats: you are shooting yourselves in the foot by insisting that she is electable. She can’t even beat a reality tv star who wants to have sex with his own daughter. There are now multiple independent polls proving her weakness and Donald’s slow climb up the polls. He is now turning to the center making himself more appealing to moderates. Vote Hillary if you want to have a president Trump. Vote for Bernie Sanders if you want a different outcome. Your cognitive dissonance can only take you so far, reality doesn’t care. :) hey Democrats it’s me again. vote for Bernie or else we are fucked.

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nvinciblesummer: Since y'all posted the goddamn date in the smallest print imaginable, that headline is from 2015 and the trans flag in her office is from 2019. She has apologized for her earlier statements and has said she is trying to learn about and better understand the trans community. There are no pure candidates and y'all should have been trying to get that through your thick skulls as soon as Trump was elected instead of trying to drag all the candidates through the mud for things they’re leaving behind now.: Kamala Harris @SenKamalaHarris Follow This week, we've proudly added the transgender flag in front of my office. I want all transgender Americans to know that I see you, I'm with you, and I stand by you in the fight for equality. #TransVisibilityWeek DREAMERS WELCOME HERE #DreamActNow 4:34 PM-29 Mar 2019 Sy AI, ¿ 6. ) ดู ) 561 Retweets 3. 193 Likes May 5. 2015 at 341 m EST by Chris Johnson Harris seeks to block gender reassignment for trans inmate nvinciblesummer: Since y'all posted the goddamn date in the smallest print imaginable, that headline is from 2015 and the trans flag in her office is from 2019. She has apologized for her earlier statements and has said she is trying to learn about and better understand the trans community. There are no pure candidates and y'all should have been trying to get that through your thick skulls as soon as Trump was elected instead of trying to drag all the candidates through the mud for things they’re leaving behind now.

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ufo-the-truth-is-out-there: A month long Meteor Shower as Earth papasses through the tail of Halley’s Comet. This will start around April 20th and continue until May 21st. The best time to view will be in the small hours between May 5 and 7, when the sky will be the darkest during the new Moon. The specks and flecks you’ll be seeing are tiny pieces of debris from Halley’s Comet hitting Earth’s atmosphere and burning up. They’re called the Eta Aquarids as they appear to emerge from the constellation of Aquarius. At their peak time, you can expect to see up to 30 meteors per hour. If weather conditions are favorable. The Eta Aquarids happens every year thanks to Halley’s comet. It takes the comet about 75 years to travel around the sun, but Earth passes through the tail of the comet around April/ May every year.Halley’s comet is projected to directly pass by the Earth again in 2061 : Earth Is About To Pass Through The Tail Of Halley's Comet, Giving Us A Month Of Meteor Showers ufo-the-truth-is-out-there: A month long Meteor Shower as Earth papasses through the tail of Halley’s Comet. This will start around April 20th and continue until May 21st. The best time to view will be in the small hours between May 5 and 7, when the sky will be the darkest during the new Moon. The specks and flecks you’ll be seeing are tiny pieces of debris from Halley’s Comet hitting Earth’s atmosphere and burning up. They’re called the Eta Aquarids as they appear to emerge from the constellation of Aquarius. At their peak time, you can expect to see up to 30 meteors per hour. If weather conditions are favorable. The Eta Aquarids happens every year thanks to Halley’s comet. It takes the comet about 75 years to travel around the sun, but Earth passes through the tail of the comet around April/ May every year.Halley’s comet is projected to directly pass by the Earth again in 2061
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<p>Father&rsquo;s will to educate his daughters (xpost from get motivated) via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2s170mr">http://ift.tt/2s170mr</a></p>: GMB Akash Like This Page May 5 Edited I never told my children what my job was. I never wanted them to feel ashamed because of me When my youngest daughter asked me what I did, I used to tell her hesitantly that I was a labourer Before I went back home every day, I used to take bath in public toilets so they did not get any hint of the work I was doing. I wanted to send my daughters to school, to educate them. I wanted them to stand in front of people with dignity. I never wanted anyone to look down upon them like how everyone did to me. People always humiliated me. I invested every penny of my earnings for my daughters' education. I never bought a new shirt, instead used the money for buying books for them. Respect, which is all I wanted them to earn for me. I was a cleaner. The day before the last date of my daughter's college admission, I could not manage to get her admission fees. I could not work that day I was sitting beside the rubbish, trying hard to hide my tears. All my coworkers were looking at me but no one came to speak to me I had failed and felt heartbroken. I had no idea how to face my daughter who would ask me about the admission fees once I got back home. I am born poor. I believed nothing good can happen to a poor person. After work all the cleaners came to me, sat beside and asked if I considered them as brothers Before I could answer, they handed me their one day's income. When I tried to refuse everyone; they confronted by saying, We will starve today if needed but our daughter has to go to college.'I couldn't reply them. That day I did not take a shower, I went back to my house like a cleaner. My daughter is going to finish her University very soon. Three of them do not let me go to work anymore She has a part time job and three of them do tuition. But often she takes me to my working place Feed all my coworkers along with me. They laugh and ask her why she feeds them so often. My daughter told them, All of you starved for me that day so l can become what I am today, pray for me that I can feed you all, every day Now a days l don't feel like I am a poor man. Whoever has such children, how can he be poor! Idris GMB E3 AKASH <p>Father&rsquo;s will to educate his daughters (xpost from get motivated) via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2s170mr">http://ift.tt/2s170mr</a></p>

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