25+ Best Maybe Memes | Were Memes, Ifs Memes, Ons Memes

Funny, Wikipedia, and Time: When you use Wikipedia to check something and they ask you for $3ite @tank.sinatra MADE WITH MOMUS Maybe next time?

Maybe next time?

Complex, Dad, and Memes: thekeekster Tonight at Walmart I saw a little boy ask a little girl if he could hug her because he liked her sweater. The girl (these kids looked to be about 5, MAYBE 6) said no, so the boy said "okay. I like your sweater. Bye." And then ran back to his parents. He said to his Dad "I didn't hug her because she said no, but l told her I liked her sweater!"" And his dad said "Cool buddy!" And they went on with their shopping trip. If a small child understands the 'complex concept of consent, and the meaning of the word 'no, then so should everyone else.

Hello, Love, and Money: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The Paris Agreement isn't working out so well for Paris. Protests and riots all over France. People do not want to pay large sums of money, much to third world countries (that are questionably run), in order to maybe protect the environment. Chanting "We Want Trump!" Love France. Bentologie @Bentologie Replying to @realDonaldTrump Hello french guy here. People arent protesting against Paris agreement or environment protection at all. They are protesting against fiscal inequality and high level of taxes on the poorest people. Nobody is chanting "We want Trump" You don't love France. You love yourself. Thanks Jennifer Larkin

Thanks Jennifer Larkin

Memes, Sex, and Yeah: maybe Leo @LeonardCowalski Yeah sex is cool but have you ever spent an hour looking for a song that you only remember one lyric from and then finally finding it 😂😂

😂😂

Curving, Memes, and Money: Donald J. Trump * @realDonaldTrump Very sad day & night in Paris. Maybe it's time to end the ridicu- lous and extremely expensive Paris Agreement and return money back to the people in the form of lower taxes? The U.S. was way ahead of the curve on that and the only major country where emissions went down last year! 12:22 PM 08 Dec 18

Hello, Love, and Memes: Donald J. Trump o @realDonaldTrump The Paris Agreement isn't working out so well for Paris. Protests and riots all over France. People do not want to pay large sums of money, much to third world countries (that are questionably run), in order to maybe protect the environment. Chanting "We Want Trump!"LOve France. Bentologie @Bentologie Replying to @realDonaldTrump Hello french guy here People arent protesting against Paris agreement or environment protection at all. They are protesting against fiscal inequality and high level of taxes on the poorest people Nobody is chanting "We want Trump" You don't love France. You love yourself In reality, the people of France like Trump about as much as we do.

In reality, the people of France like Trump about as much as we do.

Today, Awesome, and How: kalany Dear followers, have you eaten today? did you take any meds you need? how about hydration? maybe a nap if you need one e you are awesome keep it up 561,255 notes Remember to look after yourself today!

Remember to look after yourself today!

Funny, Lol, and Ugly: hen you shoot your shot, get rejected, and then your friend tries to cheer you up Well, maybe it's just bécause you re ugly Tag this good friend lol

Tag this good friend lol

Funny, Memes, and Sarcasm: Maybe I'm not too sensitive, maybe you're just a dickhead? A @sarcasm_ only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL MUN ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME FOR A SECURITY GUARD ㄧㄋ EEENH! SORRY, HANS, WRONG GUESS. Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE? CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE REALLY BAD FOR You THEN WHO ARE You? [INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS] WHEWE JUST A FLY IN THE OINTMENT, HANS. ER PSHUU THE MONKEY KLIK TTER WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT THE MOON? JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND T AND PULL IT DOWN HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY. I'LL TAKE IT. THEN WHAT, GEORGE? SNIFE WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE. AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR... AM I TALKING TOO MUCH? YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER, INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH? HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno. No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.) There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older, and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time. alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!

alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low...

Memes, 🤖, and Taylor: taylor @tayhughes14 hardest pill I had to swallow was coming to the realization that i'm not just bloated Maybe my bladder is just full?? 😭😭😭(tayhughes14)

Maybe my bladder is just full?? 😭😭😭(tayhughes14)

Ben Carson, Memes, and News: AP Photo Cas Ori We've been conditioned to think that only politicians can solve our problems. But at some point, maybe we will wake up and recognize that it was politicians who created our problems." -Ben Carson - Ben Carson FOX NEWS There are so many conspiracy theories out there regarding politicians and the 1% crowd... and frankly, I think many of them are true. Problem is, We the People are focusing on the things we can't prove, instead of realizing that no matter who has done what, the People united can force the will of any tyrant! Complacency of the people, can and will destroy everything! Wake up, before it is too late, and get involved... it is the only way we can regain control of our government. Patrick James

There are so many conspiracy theories out there regarding politicians and the 1% crowd... and frankly, I think many of them are true. Proble...

Dude, The Grinch, and Memes: Maybe the Grinch would be nicer if every five minutes a dude wasn't singing songs about what a piece of shit he is The older I get, the more the grinch makes sense.

The older I get, the more the grinch makes sense.

Bad, Nsfw, and Protest: THE "LOG OFF" PROTEST DECEMBER 17, 2018 12 AM EST 9 PM PST dbdspirit: In response to the NSFW ban being enacted by Tumblr Staff, on December 17th 2018 I propose that we all log off of our Tumblr accounts for 24 hours. The lack of respect and communication between staff and users is stark. Users have been begging staff to delete the porn bot outbreak, which has plagued the website for well over a year. The porn bots oftentimes send people asks and messages, trying to get them to go to a website full of viruses. They also spam advertisements on others posts. Users have also begged that Tumblr ban neo-nazis, child porn, and pedophiles, all which run rampant on the site. The site/app got so bad that it was taken off the app store. However, instead of answering the users, Tumblr has instead taken the liberty to ban all NSFW content, regardless of age. But users have already run into issues of their SFW content being marked as sensitive and being flagged as NSFW, not allowing them to share their work. Not only does this discriminate again content creators, but it also discriminates against sex workers. Disgustingly, the ban will be enacted on December 17 which is also International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. This ban is disgusting, and while I (and plenty of others) welcome porn bots and child porn being banned, the Tumblr filtration system is broken. It tags artistic work’s nipples as NSFW (when it is art), it tags SFW art as NSFW (when it is not), and does not stop the porn bots, neo-nazis and dozens of other issues. This ban is discriminatory. This ban is ineffective. This ban is unacceptable. To protest, log off of your Tumblr account for the entirety of December 17th. Log off at 12 am EST or 9PM PST and stay off for 24 hours. Don’t post. Don’t log on. Don’t even visit the website. Don’t give them that sweet ad revenue. Tumblr’s stock has already taken a hard hit. Let’s make it tank. Maybe then they will listen to the users. Reblog to signal boost! We must force change. Lets make it happen.No activity for 24h in our timezone on 17 December 2018.

dbdspirit: In response to the NSFW ban being enacted by Tumblr Staff, on December 17th 2018 I propose that we all log off of our Tumblr acc...

Hawks, Warriors, and The Warriors: B R APRIO MAYBE LIKE 7 YEARS AGO KLAY ONIF THE HAWKS REMIND HIM OF THE WARRIORS A FEW YEARS AGO Klay 😂

Klay 😂

Heaven, Life, and Love: sex is cool but have u ever heard the laugh of someone u love n felt like ur entire heart was sent to heaven n back My goal in life is to be one of those people who are just light. You see them and you suddenly feel so warm inside and all you want to do is hug them. And they look at you and smile with the warmest light in their eyes.... and you love them. maybe not in a romantic way but you just want to be close to them and hope some of their light transfers onto you.

My goal in life is to be one of those people who are just light. You see them and you suddenly feel so warm inside and all you want to do is...

Memes, Kids, and Naughty: MAYBE SHOULD'VE BEEN GIVING ALL THE NAUGHTY KIDS SOLAR PANELS INSTEAD OF COAL. airbearentertaintent.com Snes 🤔

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Memes, Free, and Kids: MAYBE SHOULD'VE BEEN GIVING ALL THE NAUGHTY KIDS SOLAR PANELS INSTEAD OF COAL. airbearentertaintent.com Snes Follow our page for free solar panels

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Food, Time, and Asking: ITS TIME TO RISE AND SHINE MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP ASKING WHY REAL FOOD IS SO EXPENSIVE AND STARTASKING WHy PROCESSED FOOD IS SO CHEAP

Aliens, Solar System, and Relatable: Sarafina Nance @starstrickenSF do you guys realize there's a planet in our solar system entirely inhabited by robots or maybe the aliens are hiding... *x-files them starts playing*

or maybe the aliens are hiding... *x-files them starts playing*

Memes, Kids, and Santa: MAYBE SHOULD'VE BEEN GIVING ALL THE NAUGHTY KIDS SOLAR PANELS INSTEAD OF COAL lE airbearentertainment.com santa having a second thought via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2SpLEZn

santa having a second thought via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2SpLEZn

Funny, Kids, and Santa: MAYBE SHOULD'VE BEEN GIVING ALL THE NAUGHTY KIDS SOLAR PANELS INSTEAD OF COAL airbearentertainment.com Stines ·11(ク Santa having a second thought...

Santa having a second thought...

Beef, Dumb, and Facts: Wendy's @Wendys Just realized we're losing in this poll, so maybe let's fix that? Love y'all, and all fries are still $1 The Tylt@TheTylt Both @steak_umm and @Wendys have the beef, but which brand brings more heat? tylt.it/ PC5eqo 6:36 am 02 Dec. 18 366 Retweets 5,013 Likes teak-umm @steak umm Replying to @Wendys now the beef is real Steak 10h 419 Wendy's@Wendys 10h Ours has been real since 1969 11 tl 10 577 Steak umm Steak-umm@steak umm.10h sucks your debut was overshadowed by the moon landing Wendy's @Wendys 10h They literally went to the moon to celebrate our pending arrival. That's just true facts. Steak umm Steak-umm asteak umm 10h gonna need @MoonPie to confirm this moon science MoonPie @MoonPie 10h PiePlease don't fight I can't handle that today 6 ti 49 847 Wendy's @Wendys 10h It's an election or something. Who knows anymore? The internet is dumb. 461 Steak umm Steak-umm. @steak-umm. 10h ﹀ 2 food brands fighting over whose social media sucks less for imaginary internet points is pretty spot on for 2018 18 t0 47 556 Peak of corporate interaction via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2AMrtNY

Peak of corporate interaction via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2AMrtNY

Dude, The Grinch, and Memes: Maybe the Grinch would be nicer if every five minutes a dude wasn't singing songs about what a piece of shit he is

Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: dick-rider-dave-strider: strangelyobsessedwithstuff: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH. NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE. NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat reference

dick-rider-dave-strider: strangelyobsessedwithstuff: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT ...

Fail, Test, and Robot: When you fail a captcha test twice in a row MAN, MAYBE I AM a robot

Bad, Memes, and Http: andy lassner @andylassner Maybe electing a career criminal to be president was a bad idea. 11/29/18, 10:34 AM 25 Brutally Hilarious Memes Proving Trump Is A Joke: http://bit.ly/2wyx073

25 Brutally Hilarious Memes Proving Trump Is A Joke: http://bit.ly/2wyx073

Memes, Nfl, and Radio: PHILIP RIVERS IS THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED QUARTERBACK, CHARGERS MAYBE EVER BRETT FAVRE H/T SIRIUS XM NFL RADIO Is Philip Rivers the most underappreciated QB of all time? ⚡️ @BrettFavre thinks so. https://t.co/ZR1zj3gDZN

Is Philip Rivers the most underappreciated QB of all time? ⚡️ @BrettFavre thinks so. https://t.co/ZR1zj3gDZN

Ass, Bad, and College: Anonymous 12/01/18(Sat)06:19:39 No.49597417 parents spent most of childhood fighting dad was alwavs pissed >has a shitty fucking sense of humour ("haha I'm gonna beat you if you dont this and this") vividly remember getting slapped hard as fuck while we were taking a walk and I decided to skip was maybe 6 years old >broke my toys >mother never did anything says she's always there for me and the only one who actually acknowledged that their long ass divorce could possibly be a really shitty experience for me lies and manipulates people cheated on my dad when I was 9 took the money I got for birthdays and didn't give it back >dad's gf is actually kinda alright >she relays every thing i say to my dad or grandparents though tells me I'm indecent and rude when I curl up on a chair while at grandma's house extremely concerned about how other's view her typical woman.jpg have a family they all hate me because of my mum the only family member I truly love and would miss if they were gone is my aunt whom I see 1-2 a year just wanna get a well-paying and fulfilling job and move far away from all of the bullshit Anonymous 12/01/18(Sat)05:50:32 No.49597109 2/3 got accepted to good college >mom immediately thought that I would go on a drug/drink/sex bender and get into trouble >demand I install tracking software for the smart phone she gave me "how can I trust you after all you did to me in high school?!" largely "encouraged" to choose a particular engineering major extended family, particularly mom's side, made very clear to me the consequences for changing majors, that it would be held over my head for the rest of my life (they did it to cousin) >went there felt freedom for the first time in my life did not drug/drink/sex bender or get into trouble still maintained good grades throughout (dropped only 1 class, A's and B's in a very competitive program while taking a minor and premed courses) develop some of my own non-academic interests and hobbies which family grudgingly accepted (though still to this day try to pressure me to sell it all o stupidest thing I did was ask out high school oneitis, who proceeded to use my crime against me as a cheap way to gain connections for the rest of the 4 years nearly dropped out of major over that only thing that stopped me was seeing that it would take 5 years to graduate, and that it would be impossible to explain to family heartbreak is temporary, family is forever amirite? >powered through major despite slowly dying every day surrounded by people who hated me with no way out >family never knevw constant pressure destroyed me slowly: I'm surel have an undiagnosed anxiety disorder graduated get rejected by every medical program in the country >by this time mom cut connections with family who had always been treating her like shit thought things would get better, at least at home Anonymous 12/01/18(Sat)06:03:04 No.49597258 3/3 forced to take job at shithole startup witnessed and experienced unbelievable shit: racism, sexism, and just plain cruelty from rich degenerates playing company >mom never believed me when I explained thought I was exagerating, and would gaslight me even in middle of conversation >to this day I still hear "it's not that bad" when l make the mistake of talking about what happened over there I have since changed jobs and am still working on my ultimate goal, but I'm more of a wreck than l ever was. Thanks to being berated by my parents for being ungrateful, and constantly having to jump through a million hoops to try to win some love I'm extremely emotionally needy, especially towards women I percieve as mothering figures. It's to the point where I'm pushing away a formerly close friend and mentor who had been extremely kind to me The worst thing is that through all this, my mom (and probably nearly everyone else) is going to say it's all my fault for not being "strong" or independent" enough. For example a few weeks ago I was stupid enough to tell my mom how I hated how her relatives coerced me so hard into staying in my major, even when my heart and brain were both begging to be allowed to run, when they probably couldn't even tell me what my degree was in, and this made me too scared to leave since l feared a trickle down punishment from her. She told me l "stayed in there for myself" and it was all on me since "it's not [herl style" to directly confront others (although I have witnessed this several times). I have to keep pretending everything is alright though it is getting harder every day. There's nobody I can talk to about this: after all, who would believe me? Anon has a bad childhood

Anon has a bad childhood

Dude, The Grinch, and Memes: Maybe the Grinch would be nicer if every five minutes a dude wasn't singing songs about what a piece of shit he is Makes sense. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2FNiXEl

Makes sense. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2FNiXEl

Apparently, Beef, and Memes: APPARENTLY YOU CAN DIE FROM EATING LETTUCE. SO I'LL JUST HAVE WHISKEY AND A RIBEYE. MEDIUM RARE, THANKS SUCKS TO BE A VEGETARIAN DOESN'T IT n. Ah... still tasting that Texas beef from last night... maybe I'll fry some eggs and cook up another medium rare rib eye for breakfast this morning. Beef... it's what's for breakfast... and lunch... and dinner!

Ah... still tasting that Texas beef from last night... maybe I'll fry some eggs and cook up another medium rare rib eye for breakfast this m...

Africa, Guns, and School: SCHOOL SHOOTINGS SINCE 2009 I MEXICO CHINA SOUTH AFRICA SPAIN 0 0 CANADA 2 SWITZERLAND O 0 N-NETHERLANDS 。 ARGENTINA O GREECE UNITED KINGDOM。 INDIA S AUSTRALIA FRANCE2 RUSSIA CERMANY T UNITED STATES 288 mAybE mORe GuNS wiLL hELp? MoRE gUNs! bco

Memes, Yeah, and Dick: Abby @yungmasala therapist: you have PTSD me: hell yeah I have PTSD: Proficient Talent for Sucking DICK Imao therapist: maybe we can talk about your use of humor as an unhealthy coping mechanism for the trauma you've experienced me: Sheryl, I don't think you understand how clever that joke was Cmon Sheryl

Cmon Sheryl

Cum, Hungry, and Pussy: Tweet ditch pony @molly7anne uhh l see that your newborn child is hungry but could ya maybe let him starve a bit? you see l am a grown man and Ifeel a tad queasy when tits aren't for fuckin thanks doll hey what's your email I'll send ya a dick pic later my treat thivus: zahnegott: fluoride-bomb: 159793: incelxwaifu: lolcowboy3: puzzlepeace83: Ugh, I’m tired of being a white guy. Seriously, we are the worst. 😑 Here’s your free pussy now bro is this a joke high quality blogging right here this guy is a chaos candidate I dont like these posts very much guys mr rogers, famous cum spewer

thivus: zahnegott: fluoride-bomb: 159793: incelxwaifu: lolcowboy3: puzzlepeace83: Ugh, I’m tired of being a white guy. Seriously, w...

Bad, Crazy, and Memes: DEMOCRATS, 1961 DEMOCRATS, 2018 ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU; ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY How times have changed. I'm all for free stuff... but maybe we should be finding ways to reward good behavior, instead of bad. Maybe if we reward honest, hardworking, tax paying citizens for living their lives right, versus paying for people to find ways of abusing the social programs we have in place... less people will want to be government dependent. IDK, sounds kinda crazy, but it just might work. Patrick James

I'm all for free stuff... but maybe we should be finding ways to reward good behavior, instead of bad. Maybe if we reward honest, hardworkin...

Memes, Monica Lewinsky, and Trump: Denizcan Grimes @MrFilmkritik The media is obsessed about this new Monica Lewinsky documentary about her consensual affair with Clinton. Trump has sexually attacked over dozen women without consent, including teens as young as 13 Maybe talk about that.

Good, Home, and Power: DAY 10F90 DAY 88 oF 90 DAY OF 90 89 DAYS TO GO! TWO DAYS UNTIL I GO HOME! DAY 103 OF 90 DAY 127 OF 90 DAY 857 OF 90 I THOUGHT IANALYZED THAT ROCK REAULY WELL MAYBE IF I DO AGOOD MAYBE I DIDNT Do A GOOD ENOUGH JOB ENOUGH JOB, THEYUu LET ME COME HOME DO THE NEXT ONE GETTER DAY 1328 OF 90 SANDSTORM POWER DYING DAY 1944 OF 90 DID DO A GOOD JOB? DO I GET TO COME HOME? OH, NO. BUT A GOOD ER WOULD KEEP GOING. A GOOD ROVER LIKE 꺼EY WANTED, I IM STUCK. GUYS? DAY 14683 oF O DAY 35946 oF 90 Curiosity

Curiosity

Lazy, Millennials, and House: Vichy Thought Leader Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought Ungrateful. Lazy.

Ungrateful. Lazy.

Children, Fucking, and Memes: FOR I WAS A STRANGER & YOU TEAR-GASSED ME. I ASKED FOR ASYLUM & YOU STOLE MY CHILDREN. I FLED VIOLENCE IN MY COUNTRY FROM YOUR DRUG WAR& YOU CALLED ME 'ILLEGAL' BUT MAYBE THE NEXT TIME EVANGELICALS VOTE THEY'LL READ THE GOSPELS FIRST INSTEAD OF ELECTING FUCKING CALIGULA. AMEN. JOHN FUGELSANG act.tv The truth hurts.

The truth hurts.

Fail, Memes, and Test: When you fail a captcha test twice in a row MAN, MAYBE I AM a robot This is on me via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2AnNqCK

This is on me via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2AnNqCK

Cats, Caturday, and Cute: Gave my cat some catnip and he's been laying like this for 2 hours Cats: can't live with 'em...well, maybe you just can't live with 'em. If only they weren't so stinkin' cute. #Cats #CatMemes #Caturday

Cats: can't live with 'em...well, maybe you just can't live with 'em. If only they weren't so stinkin' cute. #Cats #CatMemes #Caturday

Memes, American, and Canada: TRUMP: "Before we ask what is fair to illegal immigrants, we must ask what is fair to American families, students and taxpayers." REPOST if you AGREE! Exactly... I don't mind "legal" immigration... as long as people are vetted properly and adding to the bottom line.... if not, find another country to move to, maybe Canada? ;-)

Exactly... I don't mind "legal" immigration... as long as people are vetted properly and adding to the bottom line.... if not, find another ...

Cute, Memes, and Pictures: IAM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN but maybe a cute boy would be nice idk 32 Awesome Memes Pictures That Will Make Your Day

32 Awesome Memes Pictures That Will Make Your Day

Dude, Homeless, and Life: SlightlyStable 2h You guys are eating a Marie Calendars microwave turkev dinner too? Reply765 TradingRealGfForRsGf 1h Financial trouble or choice? l'Il buy you a meal my dude. Can't promise anything wild, but at least a cooked turkey and dressing with a side or two 284 SlightlyStable . 1h Your offer is awesome and gracious. I'm truly thanKful for it. In lieu of of hooking me up, maybe make a donation to Meals On Wheels, a homeless shelter local to you, or whatever you think will make even a little bit of differe nce in soneones life 89 TradingRealGfForRsGf 58m l can do that, man. I can also do both, if you'd like or if you'd prefer the full funds go directly to a charity/shelter, l can do that as well.:) You' re a damn good person for offering that over to someone else brotha, tons of respect 54 awesomacious: True hero

awesomacious: True hero

Basketball, Nba, and Smooth: This man Kyrie got balance like MJ in Smooth Criminal Maybe the earth really is flat😂 (Via ‪elitebono‬-Twitter, h-t: @thescore )

Funny, Saw, and Winter: hol @hollierclark Just read a post on Fb that warned people about hamsters going in to hibernation in the winter and that they'll be stiff and cold maybe lasting up to a week. Now I don't know if my hamster was actually dead when we buried it or not. Fuck 11/21/18, 2:46 PM Saw my puppy shivering so I threw the nigga in the oven @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

Saw my puppy shivering so I threw the nigga in the oven @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

Crime, God, and Integrity: Jerry Falwell @JerryFalwellJr Are there any grownups w/ integrity left in the DOJ? When I was a kid, I watched Repubs join Dems to force Nixon out. Now Dems won't join Repubs to lock up Comey, Lynch, Ohr, Rosenstein, Strzok, @HillaryClinton, @BarackObama & maybe even @jeffsessions despite damning evidence! Renato Mariotti e @renato mariotti Jerry Falwell Jr. claims to be a man of God, but he advocates locking up Trump's political enemies and DOJ appointees without any evidence that they committed a crime. That's not just lawless, that's evil.

Funny, Husband, and Wedding: Me 2 minutes after my husband and leave the wedding venue Maybe Ijust wanted a wedding and not a nusoano I only want a wedding 😂😂😂

I only want a wedding 😂😂😂

Bad, Fake, and Friends: I T-Mobile LTE 6:15 PM e omegle.com You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Yoo omeelecom Hi M 20 Cool U? 17 female Cool You're on snap or kik? Neither Ooh Soo what are you up to now? Trying to get my PC. started so I can play some games Ooh Games like? Single or committed?? T-Mobile LTE 6:15 PM omegle.com Rn I'm playing a lot of maplestory 2 omegle.comSingle? Ohk Great I'm single too Feelsbadman l'm the bad guy in many stories I can only imagine what you did Maybe we can hook up just for benefits Imagine what? Boi I'm underaged Soo?? That's illegal my guy Oohh Sweetie Then its your wish I T-Mobile LTE 6:15 PM e omegle.com Imagine what? omegleom Boi l'm underaged Soo?? That's illegal my guy Oohh Sweetie Then its your wish Then we can. Be friends If you want to!! P.C. or console? Smartphone Trash gtfo You have disconnected. Find strangers with common interests (Enable) Great chat? Save the log! New ype your message Pedophile and a fake gamer? Not in my house

Pedophile and a fake gamer? Not in my house

Winter, Fuck, and Hamster: hol @hollierclark Just read a post on Fb that warned people about hamsters going in to hibernation in the winter and that they'lI be stiff and cold maybe lasting up to a week. Now l don't know if my hamster was actually dead when we buried it or not. Fuck @holclarkk

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