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Crime, Driving, and Drugs: Going to try party drugs?
*I'm not gonna give vou a preach now
just asking for a little favour
This is from me (an EMT) to you.
1. Remember the name(s) of what
you took.~
2. If vou only know the slang
name, ask (the person you get it
from) what kind of drug it's
similar to.
3. Tell a good friend what you toolk
in case you won't be able to if
something happens.
4. If you don't know what you
took, remember how it looked
(color, form, taste, amount)
5. Please don't lie to the
paramedics
We are not the police.
*We hate interrogating, we love
helping.
We won't tell you off for taking
drugs.
*You don't even know what a terrible
liar you are when you're drunk.
*Telling us that "someone must have
put it in my drink" is getting old.
Telling us what you
took:
Will actually make us quite happy,
because you're honest.
Will make us treat you like an adult.
Will un-complicate everything.
Will make us stop annoying you
(asking questions) and maybe give you
a break.
Will shorten your hospital stay.
Can spare you of unnecessary/
uncomfortable tests and treatments.
Will make the ambulance ride less scary
and more comforting;
We are actually quite nice people and
we'll always listen if you wanna talk
Sincerely, your EMT
P.S. Stay safe
emt-monster.tumblr.com
pigletkin:
kenderfriend:
arkhamarchitecture:
edens-blog:
emt-monster:
Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
this is so important
Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.
I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.
Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.
Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life
It’s important to note though that the part about cops not being able to arrest you for something you took isn’t necessarily true everywhere. There are places that have laws specifically about drug use and not just possession where admitting to a cop that you took prohibited drugs could potentially get you in legal trouble. Be honest with paramedics but don’t talk to cops
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College, School, and Teacher: Jordan Rutledge
@JordanRutledge
High school
(Teacher who barely got through
school and managed to get a teaching
degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and
you will call me as such
College
(Professor who is a top individual in
their field with multiple degrees,
maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up
my name's Matt
This is so true 😂
This is so true 😂
Never, Bbc, and Can: "I am never going to put
boundaries on me ever again."
"I'm never going to say 'I can't do it."
BBIC
"I am never going to say 'maybe.""
BBC
"I am never going to say 'I don't think I can.
BBC
"I can. And I wl
We should all listen to Nadia from GBBO
We should all listen to Nadia from GBBO
Children, Memes, and North Korea: Garbage Human
GarbageHuman_
It really bugs me when chumps
who fled the Soviet Union, Cuba,
China, Venezuela or North Korea
think they know more about
Socialism than a 28 year old, 10th
year undergrad in Gender Studies
from Santa Fe with a verified
Twitter account.
10:24 PM 09 Sep 18
914 Retweets 3 138 Likes
Maybe they weren’t thinking of the children? (AV)
Maybe they weren’t thinking of the children? (AV)
Friday, Hype, and Memes: KITH
FRIDAY IN NY
EXCLUSIVE
JUSTIN AND HAILEY
NOT MARRIED YET
BUT MAYBE NEXT WEEK
Don’t believe the hype! Hailey Baldwin shot down other media reports claiming she and Justin already got married, saying, "I understand where the speculation is coming from, but I'm not married yet!" NotMarried tmz justinbieber haileybaldwin wedding 📷Splash
Don’t believe the hype! Hailey Baldwin shot down other media reports claiming she and Justin already got married, saying, "I understand wher...
Advice, Desperate, and Funny: Solid f*cking advice right here.
OMG HE JUST TEXT ME!!!!
Don't reply right away or you
might look desperate. Just wait
Like an hour or two?
Give it like 5, 10, maybe 15 years.
Keep things casual.
You are the worst
Better yet, don't reply ever. Block
his number, so you never get hurt.
Delivered
Lol 😂😂
Lol 😂😂
Blackpeopletwitter, Family, and Love: Follow
@TheDPGay
When your "Christian" family won't RSVP
to your gay wedding
and not being
y,9:20 pm
cowardly like others in my
mom and dad's family
Am sorry I am late. Keith
cracked ribs & we have been
preoccupied. I love you very
much but as a Christian we
won't be able to celebrate this
occasion. Please know you
have always been extra
special to me & always will be.
You are daily in my prayers.
It's unfortunate you decided
to act on your "Christian
Values" on my wedding day
and didn't act on them when
you had an abortion in
Tennessee. It's amazing how
selective your Christian
values decide to be.
Hi Aunt Diane. Thank you
responding and not being
cowardly like others in my
mom and dad's family.
I thought you were the one
person in the family who
would love your neighbor as
yourself and to judge not, that
ye shall not be judged. But,I
It's unfortunate
9:05 PM - 10 Sep 2018
66,379 Retweets 265,886 Likes00
hoy, 8:17 p, m.
Hi Aunt Diane! I haven't
received your RSVP yet, soI
just wanted to know if you or
Uncle Keith are going to make
it to the rehearsal dinner and
wedding/reception
hoy, 9:20 p, m
Am sorry I am late. Keith
cracked ribs & we have been
preoccupied. I love you very
much but as a Christian we
won't be able to celebrate this
occasion. Please know you
have always been extra
special to me & always will be.
You are daily in my prayers
Hi Aunt Diane. Thank you
responding and not being
cowardly like others in my
mom and dad's family.
It's unfortunate you decided
to act on your "Christian
Values" on my wedding day
Mensaje de texto
won't be able to celebrate this
occasion. Please know you
have always been extra
special to me & always will be.
You are daily in my prayers.
Hi Aunt Diane. Thank you
responding and not being
cowardly like others in my
mom and dad's family.
It's unfortunate you decided
to act on your "Christian
Values" on my wedding day
and didn't act on them when
you had an abortion in
Tennessee. It's amazing how
selective your Christian
values decide to be.
I thought you were the one
person in the family who
would love your neighbor as
yourself and to judge not, that
e shall not be judged. But,
guess maybe you're not using
those values today
O Mensaje de texto
The tea is exceptionally good today (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
The tea is exceptionally good today (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Progressive, Alphabet, and Puerto Rico: Jon Zal
@OfficialJonZal
JUST IN: President Trump, who last
year established that Puerto Rico is
an island surrounded by water, big
water," has now proclaimed that
hurricanes are "tremendously big and
tremendously wet." Aides said he is
expected later this week to do shapes,
colors & maybe the alphabet.
Progressive Secular Humanist Examiner
#HateLiberalsBiteMe
Progressive Secular Humanist Examiner #HateLiberalsBiteMe
Tumblr, Blog, and Http: The woman sitting behind
Kavanaugh giving what appears
to be a white supremacist "Pepe"
salute has been identified as
Zina Bash, member of Trump's
transition, domestic policy, and
now SCOTUS team
0:1134.6K views
12:33 AM 05 Sep 18
456 Retweets 481 Likes
memehumor:
May…Just maybe, someone is over analysing it
memehumor: May…Just maybe, someone is over analysing it
Crazy, Dad, and Growing Up: IM SO MORTIFIED HAVING
YOU'RE GONNA BE OK
TO ASK YOU FOR A LOAN, DAD.A
AT LEAST YOU'RE DOING WHAT
I GOT FREELANCE ART MONEY YOU LOVE! I DROVE A BUS. IT
WAS A STEADY PAYCHECK, BUT
COMING, BUT THE STUPID
BILLS THIS MONTH...
IT NEVER MADE ME HAPPY.
STOP.
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT
IT IS KINDA YOUR FAULT-
BEING SO SUPPORTIVE OF ME
AND ALL MY CRAZY DREAMS,
GROWING UP.
WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE
BRAIN SURGEON" WAS REALLY
AN OPTION FOR YOU…
TOUCHE
wiNk
FowILa
com
I only hope I'm as supportive as my parents were for me.
Bonus panel: goo.gl/7vR7Pr
Enjoy my comics? Maybe throw a couple bucks a month my way so I can keep the utilities from being turned off? Pretty-please...?
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/support/
I only hope I'm as supportive as my parents were for me. Bonus panel: goo.gl/7vR7Pr Enjoy my comics? Maybe throw a couple bucks a month my w...
Lay's, Memes, and Pringles: A Lays truck is on its roof near Palm &
Varner after being blown over
ilLEGO
@grapeshhhlush
If they filled the bags all the way to the top
maybe they'd have enough weight to hold
them down to the ground
This wouldn't have happened to a Pringles truck 🤷♀️
This wouldn't have happened to a Pringles truck 🤷♀️
