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Bored, College, and Dad: 101. 89%. 2:24 /b/ -ITT college stories> b No.771941903 34 minutes ago 178023.ipg JPG 29.0 KiB 480x320 ITT college stories And thereitisfriendsl be me 19 first year of uni, taking compsci course not terrible looking but too antisocial to talk to anyone one day, professor randomly pairs us for a project get paired with 7/10 israeli chick named Tal turns out she's self taught and is only taking the class for an easy credit, so assignment should be an easy A be working on the project a couple days later and she asks me why I'm interested in CS I wanted to learn about making games ask her same her dad is a security consultant and started teaching her to code in middleschool, she ended up liking it tells me for the past couple years she's been building a rudimentary OS > ask if she has an .iso I can burn, think maybe she'll like me if show interest she gives me a thumb drive later decide to boot it so I can see what it's like and have something to talk about no graphics, just a basic shell get bored and decide to play some vidya, reboot laptop message comes up telling me windows couldn't boot fuck.exe decide to just reinstall everything don't have another computer so boot up Tal's USB again figure maybe curl is on there and I can download a windows iso and make a disk looking through filesystem for utils, find a file called README_BOOTERR turns out a bug can sometimes overwrite part of the bootloader on the booted machine detailed instructions on how to resolve follow instructions and windows boots up mfw TalOS guided me 2 replies No.771942219 30 minutes ago disgustedotter.gif GIF 1.1 MİB 200x270
Anaconda, Boner, and Community: T&T LTE 7:28 PM 100%( AT&T LTE 7:28 PM 100%( AT&T LTE 7:28 PM 100%( AT&T LTE 7:28 PM 100% ( Home Home Home Home Anyways I finished loading the machine and kept the undies. I locked myself in the bathroom and stretcthyed them I over my face and was licking and suckiyng the pouch and beating off standing up. It is not my intent to offend here. Just a question handsome yet I'm hoping you might say yes! Hope I didn't offend I was 14 and had been babysitting for this cop and his wife for a few months. He was a big blond bear with a bushy moustache and hairy as hell I don't get offended by much, but it is not appropriate. I am in a sexually and emotionally monogamous partnership and one of our rules is very specific about this I was asked to do some laundry as well and would be compensated. When I had started loading the washer a pair of cotton bikini briefs fell on floor. Wouldn't it turn you on to know that I'm beating my cock to oblivion while enjoying your scent and licking your cum stains I'm hoping you will do me th honour of enjoying your sweaty underwear stud! I didn't last very long as it was all SOOO INTENSIVE! Just a social cue. Maybe ask first, then go for the gusto when you have permission. I come from a community that is very big on consent and negotiation prior to action I shot all over the vanity and what a mess! I kept the briefs and for at least a year masterbated fantasizing about sucking his cock. They were still wet with sweat and ripe as hell.. I sniffed them and instantly got a boner. I opened them up to the inside pouch and man was it full of pre cum stains. Didn't really know what that was as I never got precum Lol It would be very hot and l would really love it if you would send me a ripe sweaty pair of your underwear to enjoy you just as much! I'm a big boy but Thanks Good luck on the monogamy One of vou mav be Anvwavs I finished loading the Aa
Definitely, Friends, and God: AT&T 84{ 16% 11:16AM bulbubsaur Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like Your girlfriend dumped you because you're ugly" that's nice tim isn't it past ur bedtime autistictesla also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they're being said to u by an annoying backseat driver "drive into that pole" thanks karen or i could not do that emmmpty Perfect heroscafe you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class "maybe they poisoned you" maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g glampersand OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY dapperpea My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock's behind you with an answer "did I lock the door-" captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door zetsubonna I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn't smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great. merelyimmortal I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady "god hates you because you don't believe in him" "your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone" "everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell" thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off thatoneqprblog I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea disabledfeministvoice Reblogging this for a friend krabbydon "you're a parasite on society at large and your friends in specific- "fuck off greg lupinatic You can also pretend you're resisting the Imperius curse, I do that sometimes. "Next time you go past the deep fryer, stick your hands right in the hot oil. "Why? Stupid thing to do really. No, I don't think I will, thanks." thewolfisfighting I'm going to queue this forever since it's a coping mechanisnm that might actually help me and i keep forgetting about it
Ass, Bruh, and Butthurt: Gf In the beginning of the SpongeBob episode 'Dying For Pie', as SpongeBob slides across the window to follow Squidward, he unintentionally 'cleans' the window, due to him being 3872 a sponge (i.redd.it) submitted 1 day ago by 9 comments share save hide give gold report crosspost sorted by: best you are viewing a single comment's thread view the rest of the comments 43 points 22 hours ago I feel this is pretty obvious and insulting to anyone who has seen the episode and is not literally missing pieces of brain. But I dont want to be banned for acknowledging a viewer with a very basic iq can understand a sponge can clean a window without that information being spoonfed to them permalink embed save report give gold reply 6 points 22 hours ago Seems like you got over your dilemma and decided to risk being an asshole anyway permalink embed save parent report give gold reply supmellowmike8788 comment score below threshold (4 children) 27 points 22 hours ago ci /r/iamverysmart might have some like minded individuals that may connect with you more than the simpletons of this sub permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 38 points 22 hours ago A sponge can clean a dirty windowriamverysmart permalink embed save parent report give goldreply 22 points 22 hours ago Yup, that's definitely the only reason that comment warranted my response permalink embed save parent report give gold reply Well then feel free to flesh out your thought sweetheart. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 33 points 21 hours ago Lol alright. Nobody is amazed at the fact that sponges clean things like you seem to be assuming. People are however amused by the fact that the animators of the show decided to take the time to actually animate him cleaning the window and it's a subtle effect most people wouldn't pay attention too but it's a nice detail they put it and the people here are appreciating it. Also since the show is older the quality is lower so it's not a super apparent thing, if you aren't paying direct attention to the window then it's unlikely to notice it. You were too busy sucking your own dick at the thought of how smart you are though to realize that people were entertained by the effort the animators put in, and not at the fact that sponges clean And instead of just ignoring it you just had to come into the comment section and act smart and try to put people down for being dumber than you, even though none of them were That is why I made the /r/iamverysmart comment. Because you'd fit right in with the other Dunning Krugers that are regularly posted there permalink embed save parent report give gold reply -1 its sad you find this level of detail so astonishing it needed to be highlighted and shouted from the rooftops. Your anger at my comment demonstrates that it is the norm for people to accept shit tier animation with less detail than several decades ago and be venomous towards those who arent impressed. Go back to steven universe and the other cal arts shit you like sweety. Next up being able to do basic math without using fingers or a calculator is rliamverysmart permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 15 points 21 hours ago 15 points 21 hours ago* Lol you are so pathetic. I hope you realize you aren't better than anyone before it's too late and someone comes along and completely shatters your ego Maybe you're just used to not having anything you're good at so feining intelligence will make you seem more appealing to others Take some time and actually work to improve yourself and be a better person instead of talking down to people all the time Everyone would prefer being around a nice idiot over a cocky smartass Trust me. It will make your life a lot better if you actually try and treat people as your equal instead of like they're idiots Good luck, I'm sure you'll ignore what I said because Im simply not as brilliant as you Edit: so l scrolled through your post history because I was curious. It's funny, if you notice. Almost none of your comments get more than 2 upvotes but a ton of them have dozens of downvotes. It seems you are used to being abrasive and trying to anger people. For one moment, just try and be nice and happy. I gurantee it will feel better permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 6 points 21 hours ago I cant seem to find a rebuttal conveyed are not your own and are a stock jab youve always retreated to but please do us a favour and use your own words. Address the topic in question or piss off. Lol bruh like improve yourself is a stock simian response youve learned from others baby boy. So please in your own address the actual topic at hand permalink embed save parent report give gold reply that block of text. A whole lot of projecting and nothing of substance. I understand the thoughts you 14 points 21 hours ago Dude just quit being an ass. Geez permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 0 points 21 hours ago ci I dont accept the premise Im an ass because people are butthurt that its not amazing an animator had a sponge clean a window permalink embed save parent report give gold reply or5 points 20 hours ago "I don't accept your opinion that I'm an as permalink embed save parent report give gold reply -l Tytonfall 5 points 20 hours ago Sooo do you want the karma for posting it to r/iamverysmart or shall l permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply 1 point 17 hours ago Do it. And post the entire comment chairn permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
Children, Facebook, and Facepalm: its a detention center for people caught illegally crossing the border. It says this in the third paragraph, and children and their parents are not separated to process, there are three divisions between lone adults, lone children and children with their parents For the families that are separated, this happens before the parents arrive at the detention center and the children are put in a system to find them a place to live. From https://www.texasmonthly.com../whats-really-happening..., "[Tlhey start with parents, and then they go to grandparents, and then they go to other immediate family members, and then they go to acquaintances, people who've known the children" 3 hrs The BBC website S Any person who is okay with a civilized country doing this needs to go without food or shelter security for one month - no hand outs from family and no sympathy from strangers - maybe this will give you a proper perspective It's really easy to say it's immoral to hold those people for illegally crossing the border when the only land border we have is with the US and we already have pretty strict border patrol and immigration policies Also the foil blankets they give them are the same kind to treat shock and are very efficient in heat insulation, and they also get water and mattresses. This isn't a place to house them forever, just the passover time to log their information and get them out of the states BBCNEWS BBC.COM Migrant children 'held in cages' in Texas Reporters who visited a migrant detention centre in Texas say they saw 20 TEXASMONTHLY COM What's Really Happening When Asylum-Seeking Families Are... Like Reply Remove Preview 1h Like Comment this is a lesson in understanding your sources Like Reply 1h 3 Shares 5 Comments so are you just going to say I'm wrong or Moral indignation feels so good! are you going to explain why my points are wrong? Like Reply 3h Like Reply 58m your source is self serving and I have no idea how anyone is okay with this. I'm partial - like a crook explaining why they're not a crook baffled. How did they not all walk off the job the day this started?! Disgusting Like Reply 20m Like Reply 2h l used vour so urce and a link included in your source Like Reply 19m
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Being Alone, Fucking, and Lean: Abm6 -3 points 9 hours ago Don't want to rain on the parade here, but some of us just cannot, for health reasons in my case... So... Reply Share Save Edit WTF-BOOM2 points 8 hours ago What are your health reasons? Reply Share Report Save Give gold Abm6-2 points 8 hours ago Strong mood disorders. Bipolar II. And amino acids, that are very bio-available in animal protein-rich meat, are the building blocks for making neuro-transmitters. I've tried to go vegan, and my mental health deteriorates severely.. And with a highly bio-available, high protein diet, it's incomparably better so... Ive talked to nutritionists and psychiatrists about this, I'm not an isolated case Reply Share Save Edit WTF-BOOM2 points 7 hours ago I'll be honest, I put your username in snoopsnoo.com, and perhaps plant protein isn't the problem Reply Share Report Save Give gold Abm61 point 3 hours ago edited 3 hours ago Alright, baby. I'm a Frenchman. I live alone. I happen to be bisexual, which hasn't always an easy ride. I also happen to be bipolar, which has been a major impediment in my well-being. I lean to the right, so I have sympathy for some conservative ideology, and I have a strong interest in libertarian ideas. I also share a lot of views of the left, being French, the necessity for universal healthcare is absolutely obvious to me. I support gay marriage, and free choice regarding abortion. I think a certain level of taxation is fair if it's used for the actual public good. I'm open to contradictory ideas. Now go ahead and use your little snitch website that presumes it can give you a fair profile of me. Or you can just ask. Back on topic: I'm teing you that my mental state deteriorates when I cut out bio-available proteins that, sadly, come from animal flesh. I've experienced that pretty badly. Maybe you should propose some kind of solution, which i'm very open to, before labelling me a cruel motherfucker. I'm trying my best to stay on topic here, and you do what? You attack me as a person. Well bra-fucking-vo, Mr King of Tolerance and Moral Superiority EDIT: Even Sam Harris (which I obviously listen to because I'm clearly a murderous fascist) said he couldn't pull it off. What's wrong with you? Reply Share Save Edit