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        feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

omghotmemes:

Wtf is this


@randomnightlord something worse than your crimes


Dear GodIT’S BEAUTIFUL 


NO!








SHUT THE FUCK UP SPACE WEEABOO IMMA EAT BANANAS WITH KETCHUP AND MAYO AT 22.47 NOW














I’ll get konrad. Or fulgrim. Your choice


Bold of you. Bold of you to assume that mere  newborns can stop my evil. 


THEN ILL GET A FUJSSJFJEIDNEJEIJFEIJDIDHEJFFIBDKDHFJDIF


You fool. You truly assumed that I was sorry for my mayo crimes right?You were wrong.My true plan has been to spread the mayo truth to more and more people.AND YOU PLAYED RIGHT INTO MY CARDS: feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

omghotmemes:

Wtf is this


@randomnightlord something worse than your crimes


Dear GodIT’S BEAUTIFUL 


NO!








SHUT THE FUCK UP SPACE WEEABOO IMMA EAT BANANAS WITH KETCHUP AND MAYO AT 22.47 NOW














I’ll get konrad. Or fulgrim. Your choice


Bold of you. Bold of you to assume that mere  newborns can stop my evil. 


THEN ILL GET A FUJSSJFJEIDNEJEIJFEIJDIDHEJFFIBDKDHFJDIF


You fool. You truly assumed that I was sorry for my mayo crimes right?You were wrong.My true plan has been to spread the mayo truth to more and more people.AND YOU PLAYED RIGHT INTO MY CARDS
        

            
            

                
                
                    feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

omghotmemes:

Wtf is this


@randomnightlord something worse than your crimes


Dear GodIT’S BEAUTIFUL 


NO!








SHUT THE FUCK UP SPACE WEEABOO IMMA EAT BANANAS WITH KETCHUP AND MAYO AT 22.47 NOW














I’ll get konrad. Or fulgrim. Your choice


Bold of you. Bold of you to assume that mere  newborns can stop my evil. 


THEN ILL GET A FUJSSJFJEIDNEJEIJFEIJDIDHEJFFIBDKDHFJDIF


You fool. You truly assumed that I was sorry for my mayo crimes right?You were wrong.My true plan has been to spread the mayo truth to more and more people.AND YOU PLAYED RIGHT INTO MY CARDS: feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

omghotmemes:

Wtf is this


@randomnightlord something worse than your crimes


Dear GodIT’S BEAUTIFUL 


NO!








SHUT THE FUCK UP SPACE WEEABOO IMMA EAT BANANAS WITH KETCHUP AND MAYO AT 22.47 NOW














I’ll get konrad. Or fulgrim. Your choice


Bold of you. Bold of you to assume that mere  newborns can stop my evil. 


THEN ILL GET A FUJSSJFJEIDNEJEIJFEIJDIDHEJFFIBDKDHFJDIF


You fool. You truly assumed that I was sorry for my mayo crimes right?You were wrong.My true plan has been to spread the mayo truth to more and more people.AND YOU PLAYED RIGHT INTO MY CARDS
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        When you get someone from dev to write the menu: PAIA BAY
 COFFEE&BAR
 ALOHA VIBES
 PAIA MAUI
 BREAKFAST&LUNCH
 HAWA
 ACAI BOWL made in Paia to pped with banana coconut grenola,&honey orliihai 11.50
 CAFE FAVO
 GREEK YOGURT with berries&granola topped wilth honey or ikoi coulis 9.95
 HOUSE
 ORGANIC SCRAMBLED EGGS With local spring mix&salsa 9.95 add avocado (200)
 HOUSE
 POUR
 ORGANIC EGGS&BACON With local spring mix&salsa 11.95add avocado t12e0)
 ESPRE
 CAFE
 VEGA
 ORGANICEGGS&GOAT CHEESE roasted red peppers, local spring mix&salsa 21.95
 CAPP
 CAFE
 ORGANIC EGGS&SMOKED SALMON cream cheese, mint lemon maya, spring mix,&alsa 12.95
 ORGANICEGGS&AVOCADO SALAD (gluten free/no bread) with litiloi Dijon dressing& salsa .95
 ICED
 DIRT
 BAGEL SANDWICHES sub a fresh baked croissant (1.sa)
 HOT
 MA
 Ko
 TOASTED BAGELwith buter 3.50
 HO
 Or FRESH BAKED CROISSANT 4.00
 VEGAN BAGEL with pesto, hummus, roasted red peppers, avocada trmat&baby gnens 9.00
 TA
 O
 CREAM CHEESE&TOMATO BAGEL with pepper. 475 add avecado (200)
 COCK
 TURKEY BAGEL with pesto, cream cheese cucumber tomato,&toasted pumpkis seeds 10.45
 BACON BAGEL with cream cheese, tomato. avocado,&red onion 9.95
 SMOKED SALMON BAGEL with cream cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion&capers 11.00
 CROISSANTS
 Webake our craissants each morning, and usually run out noon, and you can substihutefor toast ora bagel
 WITH NUTELLA& either bananas or strawberies & ourhouse whip cream. 7.25
 FETA CHEESE omato cucumber, local spring mix & Dijon mustard mayo 1095
 BACON&BRIE avocado &Dijon mustard mayo. 10.95
 SANDWICHES
 Served on whole grain artisan bread with organic lecal mired greens&chips
 GOAT CHEESE with olive tapenade, roasted red peppers &localtomata 2145
 BRIE &APPLE with local tomato, black pepper, & herb mayo. 1145
 TURKEY With bacon, local tomato, & herbmayo. 12.45
 TUNA with swiss, local tomato, capers, & wasabi mayo. 12.45
 Served with galic crostini& lightly dressed with liliker Dijen dresung
 WATERMELON&FETA with toasted pumpkin seeds, an organic lecal spring mix 195
 SMOKED SALMON with swiss, avocado, local tomato,& wasabinmayo. 1395
 TALKING STORY
 We love Paia!
 SALADS
 mission to offer great
 able, environmentaly
 nights per week alon
 We hope you like us
 come to the countert
 TUNA SALAD with avocado&capers on organic local spring mix 12.95
 GRANDMA BRADY'S BANANA BREAD
 PLAIN 425
 CHOCOLATE CHIP& WALNUT 475
 GRILLED BANANA BREAD With whipped cream& raspberries 625
When you get someone from dev to write the menu
        

            
            

                
                
                    When you get someone from dev to write the menu: PAIA BAY
 COFFEE&BAR
 ALOHA VIBES
 PAIA MAUI
 BREAKFAST&LUNCH
 HAWA
 ACAI BOWL made in Paia to pped with banana coconut grenola,&honey orliihai 11.50
 CAFE FAVO
 GREEK YOGURT with berries&granola topped wilth honey or ikoi coulis 9.95
 HOUSE
 ORGANIC SCRAMBLED EGGS With local spring mix&salsa 9.95 add avocado (200)
 HOUSE
 POUR
 ORGANIC EGGS&BACON With local spring mix&salsa 11.95add avocado t12e0)
 ESPRE
 CAFE
 VEGA
 ORGANICEGGS&GOAT CHEESE roasted red peppers, local spring mix&salsa 21.95
 CAPP
 CAFE
 ORGANIC EGGS&SMOKED SALMON cream cheese, mint lemon maya, spring mix,&alsa 12.95
 ORGANICEGGS&AVOCADO SALAD (gluten free/no bread) with litiloi Dijon dressing& salsa .95
 ICED
 DIRT
 BAGEL SANDWICHES sub a fresh baked croissant (1.sa)
 HOT
 MA
 Ko
 TOASTED BAGELwith buter 3.50
 HO
 Or FRESH BAKED CROISSANT 4.00
 VEGAN BAGEL with pesto, hummus, roasted red peppers, avocada trmat&baby gnens 9.00
 TA
 O
 CREAM CHEESE&TOMATO BAGEL with pepper. 475 add avecado (200)
 COCK
 TURKEY BAGEL with pesto, cream cheese cucumber tomato,&toasted pumpkis seeds 10.45
 BACON BAGEL with cream cheese, tomato. avocado,&red onion 9.95
 SMOKED SALMON BAGEL with cream cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion&capers 11.00
 CROISSANTS
 Webake our craissants each morning, and usually run out noon, and you can substihutefor toast ora bagel
 WITH NUTELLA& either bananas or strawberies & ourhouse whip cream. 7.25
 FETA CHEESE omato cucumber, local spring mix & Dijon mustard mayo 1095
 BACON&BRIE avocado &Dijon mustard mayo. 10.95
 SANDWICHES
 Served on whole grain artisan bread with organic lecal mired greens&chips
 GOAT CHEESE with olive tapenade, roasted red peppers &localtomata 2145
 BRIE &APPLE with local tomato, black pepper, & herb mayo. 1145
 TURKEY With bacon, local tomato, & herbmayo. 12.45
 TUNA with swiss, local tomato, capers, & wasabi mayo. 12.45
 Served with galic crostini& lightly dressed with liliker Dijen dresung
 WATERMELON&FETA with toasted pumpkin seeds, an organic lecal spring mix 195
 SMOKED SALMON with swiss, avocado, local tomato,& wasabinmayo. 1395
 TALKING STORY
 We love Paia!
 SALADS
 mission to offer great
 able, environmentaly
 nights per week alon
 We hope you like us
 come to the countert
 TUNA SALAD with avocado&capers on organic local spring mix 12.95
 GRANDMA BRADY'S BANANA BREAD
 PLAIN 425
 CHOCOLATE CHIP& WALNUT 475
 GRILLED BANANA BREAD With whipped cream& raspberries 625
When you get someone from dev to write the menu
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        polyglotplatypus:

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂: Philadelphia NEWS .
 RESTAURANTS
 HEALTH-
 WE G SITI[+
 REAL ESIATE & HEUE·
 1HINGS 10 De-
 酉EDDING-
 BEST 0F PEILLY
 MAGAZINE
 Q
 Besides, the impetus seemed righteous. In a world torn asunder by the
 Great Depression, the Holocaust, and two World Wars, our citizenry
 needed to come together, be united, rally behind a collective vision of
 what it meant to be an American: You lived in a single-family house. you
 drove a station wagon, you wore bowling shirts and blue jeans, and you
 slathered mayonnaise on everything from BLTs to burgers to pastrami on
 rye. How do you think "Hold the mayo" became a saying? There was
 aluays mayo, and if you were some kind of deviant who didn't want it,
 you had to say so out loud
 MY SON İAKE, who's 25, eats mayo. He's a practical young man who
 works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He's a good son. I also
 have a daughter. She was a women's and gender studies major in college.
 Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she's not alone. Ask the young
 people you know their opinion of mayo, and you'll be shocked by the
 depths of their emotion. Oh, there's the occasional outlier, like Jake. But
 for the most part, today's youth would sooner get their news from an
 actual paper newspaper than ingest mayonnaise
 The origins of this contentious condiment are hotly debated. Is its name
 derived from the city of Mahon on the Balearic Island of Menorca, where
 the Duc de Richelieu's chef, unable to find cream for a sauce to celebrate
 his lordship's successful siege during the Seven Years War, substituted an
 emulsion of eggs and ol? Or is it a bastardization of Bayonnaise, fronm
polyglotplatypus:

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
        

            
            

                
                
                    polyglotplatypus:

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂: Philadelphia NEWS .
 RESTAURANTS
 HEALTH-
 WE G SITI[+
 REAL ESIATE & HEUE·
 1HINGS 10 De-
 酉EDDING-
 BEST 0F PEILLY
 MAGAZINE
 Q
 Besides, the impetus seemed righteous. In a world torn asunder by the
 Great Depression, the Holocaust, and two World Wars, our citizenry
 needed to come together, be united, rally behind a collective vision of
 what it meant to be an American: You lived in a single-family house. you
 drove a station wagon, you wore bowling shirts and blue jeans, and you
 slathered mayonnaise on everything from BLTs to burgers to pastrami on
 rye. How do you think "Hold the mayo" became a saying? There was
 aluays mayo, and if you were some kind of deviant who didn't want it,
 you had to say so out loud
 MY SON İAKE, who's 25, eats mayo. He's a practical young man who
 works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He's a good son. I also
 have a daughter. She was a women's and gender studies major in college.
 Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she's not alone. Ask the young
 people you know their opinion of mayo, and you'll be shocked by the
 depths of their emotion. Oh, there's the occasional outlier, like Jake. But
 for the most part, today's youth would sooner get their news from an
 actual paper newspaper than ingest mayonnaise
 The origins of this contentious condiment are hotly debated. Is its name
 derived from the city of Mahon on the Balearic Island of Menorca, where
 the Duc de Richelieu's chef, unable to find cream for a sauce to celebrate
 his lordship's successful siege during the Seven Years War, substituted an
 emulsion of eggs and ol? Or is it a bastardization of Bayonnaise, fronm
polyglotplatypus:

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        This post is a long boi via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Qni07m: To the person who keeps
 stealing my sandwiches
 (Turkey and Swiss with
 mayo on rye),
 This is ridiculous. We
 are all full-grown adults,
 not children. Please take
 responsibility for your
 actions and stop stealing
 other people's property!
 Dear Turkey
 and Swiss on Rye,
 I have your precious
 sandwich, it's safe. For
 now. Put 10 dollars on the
 plate in the fridge or you'll
 never see it undigested
 again.
 Dear Turkey
 and Swiss on Rye
 Ihave your precious
 sandwich, it's safe. For
 now Put 10 dolars on the
 plate in the fridge or you'
 never see it undigested
 again
 Dear Sandwich Thief
 Please grow up and
 just return my
 sandwichl this is very
 unprofessionall If
 ever find out who's
 deing this I won't
 hesitate to CONTACT
 HRI
 hesitate to CONTACT
 HRII
 Dear Turkey and Saiss
 For every haur you oine to
 smy demands remeve
 anather bite of is sandwich.
 Plase taehis seriously, We are
 gefessionl,aer
 Sandh Thi
 Dear Sandwich Thief,
 Hi. This is Tina from
 HR. Please return the
 sandwich and we won't
 investigate the matter
 any further.
 Dear Sandwich Thief,
 Buy me a pizza
 Dear Sandwich Thief
 Buy me a pizza
 No.
 Buy me a pizza
 No.
 By the way...Pm not even-
 going to eat it Just gonna
 chew up and spit t out
 How does that make you feef?
 Hi, Tina from HR again.
 Francis, we checked the office's
 primer qucue and traced the
 requests hack to your deska
 Could you please come to see
 me at your carliest convenience
 me at your earlhest convenience
 samy please don't ie me.
This post is a long boi via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Qni07m
        

            
            

                
                
                    This post is a long boi via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Qni07m: To the person who keeps
 stealing my sandwiches
 (Turkey and Swiss with
 mayo on rye),
 This is ridiculous. We
 are all full-grown adults,
 not children. Please take
 responsibility for your
 actions and stop stealing
 other people's property!
 Dear Turkey
 and Swiss on Rye,
 I have your precious
 sandwich, it's safe. For
 now. Put 10 dollars on the
 plate in the fridge or you'll
 never see it undigested
 again.
 Dear Turkey
 and Swiss on Rye
 Ihave your precious
 sandwich, it's safe. For
 now Put 10 dolars on the
 plate in the fridge or you'
 never see it undigested
 again
 Dear Sandwich Thief
 Please grow up and
 just return my
 sandwichl this is very
 unprofessionall If
 ever find out who's
 deing this I won't
 hesitate to CONTACT
 HRI
 hesitate to CONTACT
 HRII
 Dear Turkey and Saiss
 For every haur you oine to
 smy demands remeve
 anather bite of is sandwich.
 Plase taehis seriously, We are
 gefessionl,aer
 Sandh Thi
 Dear Sandwich Thief,
 Hi. This is Tina from
 HR. Please return the
 sandwich and we won't
 investigate the matter
 any further.
 Dear Sandwich Thief,
 Buy me a pizza
 Dear Sandwich Thief
 Buy me a pizza
 No.
 Buy me a pizza
 No.
 By the way...Pm not even-
 going to eat it Just gonna
 chew up and spit t out
 How does that make you feef?
 Hi, Tina from HR again.
 Francis, we checked the office's
 primer qucue and traced the
 requests hack to your deska
 Could you please come to see
 me at your carliest convenience
 me at your earlhest convenience
 samy please don't ie me.
This post is a long boi via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Qni07m
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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