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Dad, Tumblr, and Best: My dad asked me what an influencer was, and after l explained he said "Pssh, I could do that." Well... he did. The best part is he works in construction. justaconstructionguy 75 14 20 ng Message Omar In construction Father&Husband Coffee Lover Lifestyle influencer Austin TX Found this wholesome post awesomacious: A good-natured smile

Dad, Tumblr, and Best: My dad asked me what an influencer
was, and after l explained he said "Pssh,
I could do that." Well... he did.
The
best part is he works in construction.
justaconstructionguy
75
14
20
ng
Message
Omar
In construction
Father&Husband
Coffee Lover
Lifestyle influencer
Austin TX
Found this wholesome post
awesomacious:

A good-natured smile

Dad, Tumblr, and Best: My dad asked me what an influencer
was, and after l explained he said "Pssh,
I could do that." Well... he did.
The
best part is he works in construction.
justaconstructionguy
75
14
20
ng
Message
Omar
In construction
Father&Husband
Coffee Lover
Lifestyle influencer
Austin TX
Found this wholesome post
awesomacious:

A good-natured smile

awesomacious: A good-natured smile

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Memes, Router, and Another: Me: My router isn't working. Him: Have you tried shitting on the carpet? Me: What? Him: Sir, I'm just trying to do my job. aDetaalmon Postize Another moderately sized DK dump of stolen memes

Memes, Router, and Another: Me: My router isn't working.
Him: Have you tried shitting on the
carpet?
Me: What?
Him: Sir, I'm just trying to do my job.
aDetaalmon
Postize
Another moderately sized DK dump of stolen memes

Memes, Router, and Another: Me: My router isn't working.
Him: Have you tried shitting on the
carpet?
Me: What?
Him: Sir, I'm just trying to do my job.
aDetaalmon
Postize
Another moderately sized DK dump of stolen memes

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Candy, Pregnant, and Tumblr: ME EATING THE CANDY BARS SHE TRIED HIDING MY PREGNANT WIFE awesomacious: Text me what you want, I’ll grab it.

Candy, Pregnant, and Tumblr: ME EATING THE
CANDY BARS
SHE TRIED
HIDING
MY PREGNANT WIFE
awesomacious:

Text me what you want, I’ll grab it.

Candy, Pregnant, and Tumblr: ME EATING THE
CANDY BARS
SHE TRIED
HIDING
MY PREGNANT WIFE
awesomacious:

Text me what you want, I’ll grab it.

awesomacious: Text me what you want, I’ll grab it.

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Leonardo Da Vinci, Virgin, and Diagram: virgin @YONDRE what's the name of that famous diagram with the nigga doin jumpin jacks with his meat out? 11/4/17, 3:24 PM 2 Retweets 5 Likes excuse me what the actualifuck? Leonardo da Vinci tossed in his grave.

Leonardo Da Vinci, Virgin, and Diagram: virgin
@YONDRE
what's the name of that famous
diagram with the nigga doin
jumpin jacks with his meat out?
11/4/17, 3:24 PM
2 Retweets 5 Likes
excuse me what the actualifuck?
Leonardo da Vinci tossed in his grave.

Leonardo Da Vinci, Virgin, and Diagram: virgin
@YONDRE
what's the name of that famous
diagram with the nigga doin
jumpin jacks with his meat out?
11/4/17, 3:24 PM
2 Retweets 5 Likes
excuse me what the actualifuck?
Leonardo da Vinci tossed in his grave.

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Candy, Pregnant, and Text: ME EATING THE CANDY BARS SHE TRIED HIDING MY PREGNANT WIFE Text me what you want, I’ll grab it.

Candy, Pregnant, and Text: ME EATING THE
CANDY BARS
SHE TRIED
HIDING
MY PREGNANT WIFE
Text me what you want, I’ll grab it.

Candy, Pregnant, and Text: ME EATING THE
CANDY BARS
SHE TRIED
HIDING
MY PREGNANT WIFE
Text me what you want, I’ll grab it.

Text me what you want, I’ll grab it.

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Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in Walmart and I was eating a tube of Pringles and I ate them while my mom paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my Pringles so I walked to the door and an alarm went off and I just started running because I got scared and then my mom couldn't find me because I was hiding behind the newspaper things and the Walmart people called the police because I was missing and when I heard them show up I thought I was a criminal so I left my mom a note on the newspaper that said I went to Mexico to start a new life and not to come looking for me and then I took off running with my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour and then the cops saw me walking down the road so they pulled over so I started running again and then they were using the like car intercom thing and they told me to stop running so when I didI thought they were gonna put me in handcuffs and take me to jail so I was crying and I slapped the officer in the stomach and tried to run again but he just held me back and when he asked me what happened to me and I told him he started crying he was laughing so hard. And he just gave my mom two dollars for the Pringles and he was still laughing when he left. And that's the time I was a wanted criminal. epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in
Walmart and I was eating a tube of
Pringles and I ate them while my mom
paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my
Pringles so I walked to the door and an
alarm went off and I just started running
because I got scared and then my mom
couldn't find me because I was hiding
behind the newspaper things and the
Walmart people called the police
because I was missing and when I heard
them show up I thought I was a criminal
so I left my mom a note on the
newspaper that said I went to Mexico to
start a new life and not to come looking
for me and then I took off running with
my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour
and then the cops saw me walking down
the road so they pulled over so I started
running again and then they were using
the like car intercom thing and they told
me to stop running so when I didI
thought they were gonna put me in
handcuffs and take me to jail so I was
crying and I slapped the officer in the
stomach and tried to run again but he
just held me back and when he asked
me what happened to me and I told him
he started crying he was laughing so
hard. And he just gave my mom two
dollars for the Pringles and he was still
laughing when he left. And that's the
time I was a wanted criminal.
epicjohndoe:

A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in
Walmart and I was eating a tube of
Pringles and I ate them while my mom
paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my
Pringles so I walked to the door and an
alarm went off and I just started running
because I got scared and then my mom
couldn't find me because I was hiding
behind the newspaper things and the
Walmart people called the police
because I was missing and when I heard
them show up I thought I was a criminal
so I left my mom a note on the
newspaper that said I went to Mexico to
start a new life and not to come looking
for me and then I took off running with
my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour
and then the cops saw me walking down
the road so they pulled over so I started
running again and then they were using
the like car intercom thing and they told
me to stop running so when I didI
thought they were gonna put me in
handcuffs and take me to jail so I was
crying and I slapped the officer in the
stomach and tried to run again but he
just held me back and when he asked
me what happened to me and I told him
he started crying he was laughing so
hard. And he just gave my mom two
dollars for the Pringles and he was still
laughing when he left. And that's the
time I was a wanted criminal.
epicjohndoe:

A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

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Nas, News, and Ps4: Media : Video games cause violence Me What next? NCNEWSWASHINGTON BREAKING NEWS PS4 HEAT CAUSE GLOBAL WARMINGMSNBC LIVE CLEARS REP. DEVIN NUNES (R-CA) OF ACCUSATIONS THAT HE DISCLOSED CLAS NAS A 44.7 Serc

Nas, News, and Ps4: Media : Video games cause violence
Me What next?
NCNEWSWASHINGTON
BREAKING NEWS
PS4 HEAT CAUSE GLOBAL WARMINGMSNBC
LIVE
CLEARS REP. DEVIN NUNES (R-CA) OF ACCUSATIONS THAT HE DISCLOSED CLAS NAS A 44.7
Serc

Nas, News, and Ps4: Media : Video games cause violence
Me What next?
NCNEWSWASHINGTON
BREAKING NEWS
PS4 HEAT CAUSE GLOBAL WARMINGMSNBC
LIVE
CLEARS REP. DEVIN NUNES (R-CA) OF ACCUSATIONS THAT HE DISCLOSED CLAS NAS A 44.7
Serc

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Bad, Catfished, and Gif: 5% O18:32 4.5G Luise PM DONE BEING AFRAID.IT'S YOUR TURN NOW Today 18:01 Well I guess I did something wrong, sorry. Thope you find what you are looking for. Today 18:29 noo chris, it's not you it's me... I'm so sorry to tell you that but I'm a catfish and lied the whole time. I started talking to you for fun but then noticed how se- rious you are and decided not to answer. You don't know how bad I feel for that. I'm really sorry that I wasted your time. Wow I've never expected to get an apology from a catfish ahahahha Sent Type a message... GIF Execuse me, what the fuck

Bad, Catfished, and Gif: 5% O18:32
4.5G
Luise
PM DONE BEING AFRAID.IT'S YOUR TURN
NOW
Today 18:01
Well I guess I did something
wrong, sorry. Thope you find
what you are looking for.
Today 18:29
noo chris, it's not you it's me...
I'm so sorry to tell you that but
I'm a catfish and lied the whole
time. I started talking to you for
fun but then noticed how se-
rious you are and decided not
to answer. You don't know how
bad I feel for that. I'm really
sorry that I wasted your time.
Wow I've never expected to
get an apology from a catfish
ahahahha
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
Execuse me, what the fuck

Bad, Catfished, and Gif: 5% O18:32
4.5G
Luise
PM DONE BEING AFRAID.IT'S YOUR TURN
NOW
Today 18:01
Well I guess I did something
wrong, sorry. Thope you find
what you are looking for.
Today 18:29
noo chris, it's not you it's me...
I'm so sorry to tell you that but
I'm a catfish and lied the whole
time. I started talking to you for
fun but then noticed how se-
rious you are and decided not
to answer. You don't know how
bad I feel for that. I'm really
sorry that I wasted your time.
Wow I've never expected to
get an apology from a catfish
ahahahha
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
Execuse me, what the fuck

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: GELES S18 BOSKO katiemcgrat: You replaced me? What? No.Then what’s that right there?

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: GELES
S18
BOSKO
katiemcgrat:

You replaced me? What? No.Then what’s that right there?

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: GELES
S18
BOSKO
katiemcgrat:

You replaced me? What? No.Then what’s that right there?

katiemcgrat: You replaced me? What? No.Then what’s that right there?

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Friday, Gif, and Girl: lSprint 3G 13:13 7 88% Tiffany YOU MATCHED WITH TIFFANY ON 10/4/19 Lets go with truth Friday 16:45 Tell me what is the craziest thing you've said to a girl to try and get her to go home with you! Hahahahah Today 13:13 That I would last more than 3 minutes Sent Type a message Send GIF Her bio said truth or dare

Friday, Gif, and Girl: lSprint 3G
13:13
7 88%
Tiffany
YOU MATCHED WITH TIFFANY ON 10/4/19
Lets go with truth
Friday 16:45
Tell me what is the craziest thing
you've said to a girl to try and get
her to go home with you!
Hahahahah
Today 13:13
That I would last more than 3
minutes
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
Her bio said truth or dare

Friday, Gif, and Girl: lSprint 3G
13:13
7 88%
Tiffany
YOU MATCHED WITH TIFFANY ON 10/4/19
Lets go with truth
Friday 16:45
Tell me what is the craziest thing
you've said to a girl to try and get
her to go home with you!
Hahahahah
Today 13:13
That I would last more than 3
minutes
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
Her bio said truth or dare

Her bio said truth or dare

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Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in Walmart and I was eating a tube of Pringles and I ate them while my mom paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my Pringles so I walked to the door and an alarm went off and I just started running because I got scared and then my mom couldn't find me because I was hiding behind the newspaper things and the Walmart people called the police because I was missing and when I heard them show up I thought I was a criminal so I left my mom a note on the newspaper that said I went to Mexico to start a new life and not to come looking for me and then I took off running with my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour and then the cops saw me walking down the road so they pulled over so I started running again and then they were using the like car intercom thing and they told me to stop running so when I didI thought they were gonna put me in handcuffs and take me to jail so I was crying and I slapped the officer in the stomach and tried to run again but he just held me back and when he asked me what happened to me and I told him he started crying he was laughing so hard. And he just gave my mom two dollars for the Pringles and he was still laughing when he left. And that's the time I was a wanted criminal. epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in
Walmart and I was eating a tube of
Pringles and I ate them while my mom
paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my
Pringles so I walked to the door and an
alarm went off and I just started running
because I got scared and then my mom
couldn't find me because I was hiding
behind the newspaper things and the
Walmart people called the police
because I was missing and when I heard
them show up I thought I was a criminal
so I left my mom a note on the
newspaper that said I went to Mexico to
start a new life and not to come looking
for me and then I took off running with
my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour
and then the cops saw me walking down
the road so they pulled over so I started
running again and then they were using
the like car intercom thing and they told
me to stop running so when I didI
thought they were gonna put me in
handcuffs and take me to jail so I was
crying and I slapped the officer in the
stomach and tried to run again but he
just held me back and when he asked
me what happened to me and I told him
he started crying he was laughing so
hard. And he just gave my mom two
dollars for the Pringles and he was still
laughing when he left. And that's the
time I was a wanted criminal.
epicjohndoe:

A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in
Walmart and I was eating a tube of
Pringles and I ate them while my mom
paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my
Pringles so I walked to the door and an
alarm went off and I just started running
because I got scared and then my mom
couldn't find me because I was hiding
behind the newspaper things and the
Walmart people called the police
because I was missing and when I heard
them show up I thought I was a criminal
so I left my mom a note on the
newspaper that said I went to Mexico to
start a new life and not to come looking
for me and then I took off running with
my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour
and then the cops saw me walking down
the road so they pulled over so I started
running again and then they were using
the like car intercom thing and they told
me to stop running so when I didI
thought they were gonna put me in
handcuffs and take me to jail so I was
crying and I slapped the officer in the
stomach and tried to run again but he
just held me back and when he asked
me what happened to me and I told him
he started crying he was laughing so
hard. And he just gave my mom two
dollars for the Pringles and he was still
laughing when he left. And that's the
time I was a wanted criminal.
epicjohndoe:

A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

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Love, Starbucks, and Tumblr: fihli this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all "i love your glasses!" "that drink is soooo good" "have a great day babe!" which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this: first guy, unprompted: we're trying to help john name his scorpion his coworker, leaning around him: here's a list of names you should vote or write your own me:what john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION that-twink-over-there This is what "Boys will be boys" should mean awesomacious: Boys will be boys

Love, Starbucks, and Tumblr: fihli
this morning my starbucks is all women,
so when i ordered it was all "i love your
glasses!" "that drink is soooo
good" "have a great day babe!" which
is amazing showstopping incredible
BUT yesterday the same starbucks was
staffed by all guys and my interaction
went kind of like this:
first guy, unprompted: we're trying to
help john name his scorpion
his coworker, leaning around him: here's
a list of names you should vote or write
your own
me:what
john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME
PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION
that-twink-over-there
This is what "Boys will be boys" should
mean
awesomacious:

Boys will be boys

Love, Starbucks, and Tumblr: fihli
this morning my starbucks is all women,
so when i ordered it was all "i love your
glasses!" "that drink is soooo
good" "have a great day babe!" which
is amazing showstopping incredible
BUT yesterday the same starbucks was
staffed by all guys and my interaction
went kind of like this:
first guy, unprompted: we're trying to
help john name his scorpion
his coworker, leaning around him: here's
a list of names you should vote or write
your own
me:what
john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME
PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION
that-twink-over-there
This is what "Boys will be boys" should
mean
awesomacious:

Boys will be boys

awesomacious: Boys will be boys

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Mean, Muse, and Poetry: MUSE You asked me what you mean to me, My darling, you are my poetry. Nikita Gill

Mean, Muse, and Poetry: MUSE
You asked me what you mean to me,
My darling, you are my poetry.
Nikita Gill

Mean, Muse, and Poetry: MUSE
You asked me what you mean to me,
My darling, you are my poetry.
Nikita Gill

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Crying, Life, and Sherlock Holmes: I googled world funniest joke and this was it rameldrive: avoxified: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see. Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that? Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planels like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent. iM CRYING HELP .

Crying, Life, and Sherlock Holmes: I googled world funniest joke
and this was it
rameldrive:
avoxified:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They
pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime
in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said:
"Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see.
Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes
said: "And what do you deduce from that? Watson replied:
"Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those
have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth
out there. And if there are a few planels like Earth out there,
there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot,
it means that somebody stole our tent.
iM CRYING HELP
.

Crying, Life, and Sherlock Holmes: I googled world funniest joke
and this was it
rameldrive:
avoxified:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They
pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime
in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said:
"Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see.
Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes
said: "And what do you deduce from that? Watson replied:
"Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those
have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth
out there. And if there are a few planels like Earth out there,
there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot,
it means that somebody stole our tent.
iM CRYING HELP
.

.

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I Bet, Prison, and Penguin: Kellen @captainkalvis me: what are they in for zookeeper: this isn't a prison me: so they can leave zookeeper: well no me: [pointing to penguin] i bet that one killed somebody

I Bet, Prison, and Penguin: Kellen
@captainkalvis
me: what are they in for
zookeeper: this isn't a prison
me: so they can leave
zookeeper: well no
me: [pointing to penguin] i bet that one
killed somebody

I Bet, Prison, and Penguin: Kellen
@captainkalvis
me: what are they in for
zookeeper: this isn't a prison
me: so they can leave
zookeeper: well no
me: [pointing to penguin] i bet that one
killed somebody

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Vision, Ask, and Can: hate when people ask me what I'l| be doing in 1 year , come on guys I don't have 2020 vision. gudroo this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020 Damn…

Vision, Ask, and Can: hate when people ask me what I'l|
be doing in 1 year , come on guys I
don't have 2020 vision.
gudroo
this is the last year that we can make this stupid
joke so im going to make the most of it and post
it every day until 2020
Damn…

Vision, Ask, and Can: hate when people ask me what I'l|
be doing in 1 year , come on guys I
don't have 2020 vision.
gudroo
this is the last year that we can make this stupid
joke so im going to make the most of it and post
it every day until 2020
Damn…

Damn…

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Head, Love, and Idea: What if it's me? What if I have some idea of love in my head and it's just totally wrong? https://iglovequotes.net/

Head, Love, and Idea: What if it's me? What if I have some idea
of love in my head and it's just totally wrong?
https://iglovequotes.net/

Head, Love, and Idea: What if it's me? What if I have some idea
of love in my head and it's just totally wrong?
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: GEE LADYBUG! HOW COME MASTER FU LETS YOU HAVVE TWO MIRACULOUSES? sugarberryart: can someone tell me what this show is turning into

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: GEE LADYBUG! HOW COME
MASTER FU LETS YOU HAVVE
TWO MIRACULOUSES?
sugarberryart:
can someone tell me what this show is turning into

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: GEE LADYBUG! HOW COME
MASTER FU LETS YOU HAVVE
TWO MIRACULOUSES?
sugarberryart:
can someone tell me what this show is turning into

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Earth, Solar System, and Riddle: Thomas @Thomas05Mw 07 Jul LOOK at the solar system, EVERY SINGLE OTHER planet has been proven round, s what cluster*** of events lead to the earth being flat. Riddle me that. :) 3 3 Flat Earth Society@FlatEarth... 07 Jul The Earth is not a planet. t10 12 excuse me what the fuch

Earth, Solar System, and Riddle: Thomas @Thomas05Mw 07 Jul
LOOK at the solar system, EVERY SINGLE
OTHER planet has been proven round, s
what cluster*** of events lead to the earth
being flat. Riddle me that. :)
3
3
Flat Earth Society@FlatEarth... 07 Jul
The Earth is not a planet.
t10
12
excuse me what the fuch

Earth, Solar System, and Riddle: Thomas @Thomas05Mw 07 Jul
LOOK at the solar system, EVERY SINGLE
OTHER planet has been proven round, s
what cluster*** of events lead to the earth
being flat. Riddle me that. :)
3
3
Flat Earth Society@FlatEarth... 07 Jul
The Earth is not a planet.
t10
12
excuse me what the fuch

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Love, Starbucks, and Tumblr: fihli this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all "i love your glasses!" "that drink is soooo good" "have a great day babe!" which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this: first guy, unprompted: we're trying to help john name his scorpion his coworker, leaning around him: here's a list of names you should vote or write your own me:what john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION that-twink-over-there This is what "Boys will be boys" should mean awesomacious: Boys will be boys

Love, Starbucks, and Tumblr: fihli
this morning my starbucks is all women,
so when i ordered it was all "i love your
glasses!" "that drink is soooo
good" "have a great day babe!" which
is amazing showstopping incredible
BUT yesterday the same starbucks was
staffed by all guys and my interaction
went kind of like this:
first guy, unprompted: we're trying to
help john name his scorpion
his coworker, leaning around him: here's
a list of names you should vote or write
your own
me:what
john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME
PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION
that-twink-over-there
This is what "Boys will be boys" should
mean
awesomacious:

Boys will be boys

Love, Starbucks, and Tumblr: fihli
this morning my starbucks is all women,
so when i ordered it was all "i love your
glasses!" "that drink is soooo
good" "have a great day babe!" which
is amazing showstopping incredible
BUT yesterday the same starbucks was
staffed by all guys and my interaction
went kind of like this:
first guy, unprompted: we're trying to
help john name his scorpion
his coworker, leaning around him: here's
a list of names you should vote or write
your own
me:what
john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME
PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION
that-twink-over-there
This is what "Boys will be boys" should
mean
awesomacious:

Boys will be boys

awesomacious: Boys will be boys

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Halloween, Shit, and Target: On halloween 3rd, he asked me what day it was It's halloween 3rd justjames: OH SHIT ITS HALLOWEEN 3RD

Halloween, Shit, and Target: On halloween 3rd, he asked me what day it was
It's halloween 3rd
justjames:
OH SHIT ITS HALLOWEEN 3RD

Halloween, Shit, and Target: On halloween 3rd, he asked me what day it was
It's halloween 3rd
justjames:
OH SHIT ITS HALLOWEEN 3RD

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Doctor, Irl, and Me IRL: Zilla @GoodZilla [doctor looking at my xrays] doctor: this is exactly what i was afraid of me: what doctor: skeletons 2/27/18, 4:22 PM 31.8K RETWEETS 110K LIKES me irl

Doctor, Irl, and Me IRL: Zilla
@GoodZilla
[doctor looking at my xrays]
doctor: this is exactly what i
was afraid of
me: what
doctor: skeletons
2/27/18, 4:22 PM
31.8K RETWEETS 110K LIKES
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Doctor, Irl, and Me IRL: Zilla
@GoodZilla
[doctor looking at my xrays]
doctor: this is exactly what i
was afraid of
me: what
doctor: skeletons
2/27/18, 4:22 PM
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Dank, Doctor, and Memes: Zilla @GoodZilla [doctor looking at my xrays] doctor: this is exactly what i was afraid of me: what doctor: skeletons 2/27/18, 4:22 PM 31.8K RETWEETS 110K LIKES me irl by plasmapuadenas MORE MEMES

Dank, Doctor, and Memes: Zilla
@GoodZilla
[doctor looking at my xrays]
doctor: this is exactly what i
was afraid of
me: what
doctor: skeletons
2/27/18, 4:22 PM
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Dank, Doctor, and Memes: Zilla
@GoodZilla
[doctor looking at my xrays]
doctor: this is exactly what i
was afraid of
me: what
doctor: skeletons
2/27/18, 4:22 PM
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What Is, Solomon, and Mine: LIAR! IT IS YOu wHO STOLE THIS ATOM IS MINE! YOu IT FROM STOLE IT FROM ME! ME! WHAT IS YOUR JUDGEMENT, o WISE KING SOLOMON? For the cultured

What Is, Solomon, and Mine: LIAR! IT IS
YOu wHO STOLE
THIS ATOM
IS MINE! YOu
IT FROM
STOLE IT FROM
ME!
ME!
WHAT
IS YOUR
JUDGEMENT,
o WISE KING
SOLOMON?
For the cultured

What Is, Solomon, and Mine: LIAR! IT IS
YOu wHO STOLE
THIS ATOM
IS MINE! YOu
IT FROM
STOLE IT FROM
ME!
ME!
WHAT
IS YOUR
JUDGEMENT,
o WISE KING
SOLOMON?
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What Is, Solomon, and Mine: LIAR! IT IS YOu wHO STOLE THIS ATOM IS MINE! YOu IT FROM STOLE IT FROM ME! ME! WHAT IS YOUR JUDGEMENT, o WISE KING SOLOMON? For the cultured

What Is, Solomon, and Mine: LIAR! IT IS
YOu wHO STOLE
THIS ATOM
IS MINE! YOu
IT FROM
STOLE IT FROM
ME!
ME!
WHAT
IS YOUR
JUDGEMENT,
o WISE KING
SOLOMON?
For the cultured

What Is, Solomon, and Mine: LIAR! IT IS
YOu wHO STOLE
THIS ATOM
IS MINE! YOu
IT FROM
STOLE IT FROM
ME!
ME!
WHAT
IS YOUR
JUDGEMENT,
o WISE KING
SOLOMON?
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Iphone, Twitter, and Fuck: t Vicky vee_jonas Retweeted Go... МАМBO KING @WaveSinatra My Son asked me what Year I was born. I said 1974. He asked if I was a Slave. Fuck these kids 06:33 2019/09/29 Twitter for iPhone 4 095 Retweets 13K Likes meirl

Iphone, Twitter, and Fuck: t Vicky vee_jonas Retweeted
Go...
МАМBO KING
@WaveSinatra
My Son asked me what Year I was
born. I said 1974. He asked if I was a
Slave.
Fuck these kids
06:33 2019/09/29 Twitter for iPhone
4 095 Retweets 13K Likes
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Iphone, Twitter, and Fuck: t Vicky vee_jonas Retweeted
Go...
МАМBO KING
@WaveSinatra
My Son asked me what Year I was
born. I said 1974. He asked if I was a
Slave.
Fuck these kids
06:33 2019/09/29 Twitter for iPhone
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Net, You, and What: Just tell me what you want, and I'll be that for you. https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, You, and What: Just tell me what you want, and I'll be that for you.
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Net, You, and What: Just tell me what you want, and I'll be that for you.
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Be Like, Teacher, and Tumblr: Me: What we supposed to do? Teacher: Ask a classmate Me: Aye bru Teacher: NO TALKING Me: 3 srsfunny:It do be like that

Be Like, Teacher, and Tumblr: Me: What we supposed to do?
Teacher: Ask a classmate
Me: Aye bru
Teacher: NO TALKING
Me:
3
srsfunny:It do be like that

Be Like, Teacher, and Tumblr: Me: What we supposed to do?
Teacher: Ask a classmate
Me: Aye bru
Teacher: NO TALKING
Me:
3
srsfunny:It do be like that

srsfunny:It do be like that

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Kool Aid, Love, and House: fishy @fishbowel Me: I love my new indestructible wallsI just wish I had some kool-aid *audible thud outside house* Me: what was that

Kool Aid, Love, and House: fishy
@fishbowel
Me: I love my new indestructible wallsI
just wish I had some kool-aid
*audible thud outside house*
Me: what was that

Kool Aid, Love, and House: fishy
@fishbowel
Me: I love my new indestructible wallsI
just wish I had some kool-aid
*audible thud outside house*
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Dogs, School, and Today: Sakumo Hatake Follow @White_Fang Me: What did you do at school today? 5-year-old: Learned about dogs. Me: Your class learned about dogs? 5: I learned about dogs. I don't know what everybody else was doing 6:13 PM - 17 Mar 2000 2 Retweets 4 Likes t2 1 4 I don’t know about the others

Dogs, School, and Today: Sakumo Hatake
Follow
@White_Fang
Me: What did you do at school today?
5-year-old: Learned about dogs.
Me: Your class learned about dogs?
5: I learned about dogs. I don't know
what everybody else was doing
6:13 PM - 17 Mar 2000
2 Retweets 4 Likes
t2
1
4
I don’t know about the others

Dogs, School, and Today: Sakumo Hatake
Follow
@White_Fang
Me: What did you do at school today?
5-year-old: Learned about dogs.
Me: Your class learned about dogs?
5: I learned about dogs. I don't know
what everybody else was doing
6:13 PM - 17 Mar 2000
2 Retweets 4 Likes
t2
1
4
I don’t know about the others

I don’t know about the others

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Dad, Eclipse, and Sun: Child: can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Dad: no sun All right, then. Keep your secrets mi mum will tell me

Dad, Eclipse, and Sun: Child: can you tell me what a
solar eclipse is?
Dad: no sun
All right, then. Keep your secrets
mi mum will tell me

Dad, Eclipse, and Sun: Child: can you tell me what a
solar eclipse is?
Dad: no sun
All right, then. Keep your secrets
mi mum will tell me

mi mum will tell me

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Yeah, Homework, and Friend: Me: ugh I hate this subject it's so hard Friend: yeah and the homework took hours to make Me: WHAT The Same for exams

Yeah, Homework, and Friend: Me: ugh I hate this subject it's so hard
Friend: yeah and the homework took
hours to make
Me:
WHAT
The
Same for exams

Yeah, Homework, and Friend: Me: ugh I hate this subject it's so hard
Friend: yeah and the homework took
hours to make
Me:
WHAT
The
Same for exams

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Help, Mean, and You: whatcha doin? Holding my weiner And peeing Whatcha doin? i wish that were me What do you mean holding ur weiner Report Woah Where do I go from here send help

Help, Mean, and You: whatcha doin?
Holding my weiner
And peeing
Whatcha doin?
i wish that were me
What do you mean
holding ur weiner
Report
Woah
Where do I go from here send help

Help, Mean, and You: whatcha doin?
Holding my weiner
And peeing
Whatcha doin?
i wish that were me
What do you mean
holding ur weiner
Report
Woah
Where do I go from here send help

Where do I go from here send help

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Birthday, Memes, and Nasty: 9 CONVERSATIONAL TRICKS TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE COOL AND LAID-BACK OAK NUGGINS INSTEAD OF SAYING THIS SAY THIS COOL THING EXCUSE ME WHAT? Oak nuggins ок Yank train Yes Nuns on ripple No Ithink so I put a boogie dollar down Do you slap the dimpled balls? Do you play golf? I feel sick Mama's got the nasty jam That's a good idea- That's a gold hat, cool cat This job is killing me This gig gonna slash me hips Let's grab lunch on Monday Dip me in ya Monday milk LoRD BIRTHDAY I heard you like the memes

Birthday, Memes, and Nasty: 9 CONVERSATIONAL TRICKS TO
MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE
COOL AND LAID-BACK
OAK
NUGGINS
INSTEAD OF SAYING THIS
SAY THIS COOL THING
EXCUSE ME
WHAT?
Oak nuggins
ок
Yank train
Yes
Nuns on ripple
No
Ithink so
I put a boogie dollar down
Do you slap the dimpled balls?
Do you play golf?
I feel sick
Mama's got the nasty jam
That's a good idea-
That's a gold hat, cool cat
This job is killing me
This gig gonna slash me hips
Let's grab lunch on Monday
Dip me in ya Monday milk
LoRD
BIRTHDAY
I heard you like the memes

Birthday, Memes, and Nasty: 9 CONVERSATIONAL TRICKS TO
MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE
COOL AND LAID-BACK
OAK
NUGGINS
INSTEAD OF SAYING THIS
SAY THIS COOL THING
EXCUSE ME
WHAT?
Oak nuggins
ок
Yank train
Yes
Nuns on ripple
No
Ithink so
I put a boogie dollar down
Do you slap the dimpled balls?
Do you play golf?
I feel sick
Mama's got the nasty jam
That's a good idea-
That's a gold hat, cool cat
This job is killing me
This gig gonna slash me hips
Let's grab lunch on Monday
Dip me in ya Monday milk
LoRD
BIRTHDAY
I heard you like the memes

I heard you like the memes

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Dad, Eclipse, and Sun: Child: can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Dad: no sun All right, then. Keep your secrets

Dad, Eclipse, and Sun: Child: can you tell me what a
solar eclipse is?
Dad: no sun
All right, then. Keep your secrets

Dad, Eclipse, and Sun: Child: can you tell me what a
solar eclipse is?
Dad: no sun
All right, then. Keep your secrets

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Help, How To, and Imgur: COLLEAGUES KEEP TELLING ME WHAT/HOW TO DO CERTAIN ASPECTS OF MY JOB WHEN I ALREADY KNOW THANK THEM AND SHAKE THEIR HAND BECAUSE I KNOW THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP made on imgur it’s the little things, right?

Help, How To, and Imgur: COLLEAGUES KEEP TELLING ME WHAT/HOW TO DO
CERTAIN ASPECTS OF MY JOB WHEN I ALREADY KNOW
THANK THEM AND SHAKE THEIR HAND BECAUSE
I KNOW THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP
made on imgur
it’s the little things, right?

Help, How To, and Imgur: COLLEAGUES KEEP TELLING ME WHAT/HOW TO DO
CERTAIN ASPECTS OF MY JOB WHEN I ALREADY KNOW
THANK THEM AND SHAKE THEIR HAND BECAUSE
I KNOW THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP
made on imgur
it’s the little things, right?

it’s the little things, right?

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Friends, Memes, and Girl: You have no friends ME What are you talking about Every girl I've ever asked out said they just wanted to be friends Martyrdom Drop a live grenade when killed Somebody get this guy a medal! #Memes #Entertainment

Friends, Memes, and Girl: You have no friends
ME
What are you talking about
Every girl I've ever asked out said they just
wanted to be friends
Martyrdom
Drop a live grenade when killed
Somebody get this guy a medal! #Memes #Entertainment

Friends, Memes, and Girl: You have no friends
ME
What are you talking about
Every girl I've ever asked out said they just
wanted to be friends
Martyrdom
Drop a live grenade when killed
Somebody get this guy a medal! #Memes #Entertainment

Somebody get this guy a medal! #Memes #Entertainment

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Phone, Brain, and Water: Me [ walking over a bridge My brain: Throw your phone in the water. Me: What? My brain Just trust me. Throw it in. Me: [ tucks phone in pocket and goes faster Source: disabilityhealth 16,701 notes meirl

Phone, Brain, and Water: Me [ walking over a bridge
My brain: Throw your phone in the
water.
Me: What?
My brain Just trust me. Throw it
in.
Me: [ tucks phone in pocket and
goes faster
Source: disabilityhealth
16,701 notes
meirl

Phone, Brain, and Water: Me [ walking over a bridge
My brain: Throw your phone in the
water.
Me: What?
My brain Just trust me. Throw it
in.
Me: [ tucks phone in pocket and
goes faster
Source: disabilityhealth
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Love, Starbucks, and Tumblr: fihli this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all "i love your glasses!" "that drink is soooo good" "have a great day babe!" which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this: first guy, unprompted: we're trying to help john name his scorpion his coworker, leaning around him: here's a list of names you should vote or write your own me:what john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION that-twink-over-there This is what "Boys will be boys" should mean awesomacious: Boys will be boys

Love, Starbucks, and Tumblr: fihli
this morning my starbucks is all women,
so when i ordered it was all "i love your
glasses!" "that drink is soooo
good" "have a great day babe!" which
is amazing showstopping incredible
BUT yesterday the same starbucks was
staffed by all guys and my interaction
went kind of like this:
first guy, unprompted: we're trying to
help john name his scorpion
his coworker, leaning around him: here's
a list of names you should vote or write
your own
me:what
john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME
PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION
that-twink-over-there
This is what "Boys will be boys" should
mean
awesomacious:

Boys will be boys

Love, Starbucks, and Tumblr: fihli
this morning my starbucks is all women,
so when i ordered it was all "i love your
glasses!" "that drink is soooo
good" "have a great day babe!" which
is amazing showstopping incredible
BUT yesterday the same starbucks was
staffed by all guys and my interaction
went kind of like this:
first guy, unprompted: we're trying to
help john name his scorpion
his coworker, leaning around him: here's
a list of names you should vote or write
your own
me:what
john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME
PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION
that-twink-over-there
This is what "Boys will be boys" should
mean
awesomacious:

Boys will be boys

awesomacious: Boys will be boys

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Anxiety, Michael, and Mla Format: Michael Tiberi @michaelisbasic Me: what could go wrong? Anxiety: Glad you asked. Here's an essay with examples and sources cited in MLA format. Everything

Anxiety, Michael, and Mla Format: Michael Tiberi
@michaelisbasic
Me: what could go wrong?
Anxiety: Glad you asked. Here's an
essay with examples and sources
cited in MLA format.
Everything

Anxiety, Michael, and Mla Format: Michael Tiberi
@michaelisbasic
Me: what could go wrong?
Anxiety: Glad you asked. Here's an
essay with examples and sources
cited in MLA format.
Everything

Everything

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Squad, Tumblr, and Blog: So- Who is uext ladies? CAMA PABA Your Chullengar,cominy ni ght upa One fy y1o, MAHIUKA, show me What Jou yot CWMA OPARA liarcleo: so baby girl show me what u got also the cheering squad

Squad, Tumblr, and Blog: So-
Who is uext
ladies?
CAMA
PABA

Your
Chullengar,cominy
ni ght upa
One

fy y1o, MAHIUKA,
show me What
Jou yot
CWMA
OPARA
liarcleo:

so baby girl show me what u got also the cheering squad

Squad, Tumblr, and Blog: So-
Who is uext
ladies?
CAMA
PABA

Your
Chullengar,cominy
ni ght upa
One

fy y1o, MAHIUKA,
show me What
Jou yot
CWMA
OPARA
liarcleo:

so baby girl show me what u got also the cheering squad

liarcleo: so baby girl show me what u got also the cheering squad

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Heart, Cat, and Yes: John Darby @mrjohndarby first day as a vet] me: what seems to be the problem cat: meow me: yes but where 9/8/18, 3:40 PM Warms my heart

Heart, Cat, and Yes: John Darby
@mrjohndarby
first day as a vet]
me: what seems to be the problem
cat: meow
me: yes but where
9/8/18, 3:40 PM
Warms my heart

Heart, Cat, and Yes: John Darby
@mrjohndarby
first day as a vet]
me: what seems to be the problem
cat: meow
me: yes but where
9/8/18, 3:40 PM
Warms my heart

Warms my heart

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Net, You, and What: Just tell me what you want, and I'll be that for you. https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, You, and What: Just tell me what you want, and I'll be that for you.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, You, and What: Just tell me what you want, and I'll be that for you.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

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Love, Tumblr, and Blog: Kathy Cooperman @Kathy_Cooperman Me:"Sweetie, what do you say when you do something wrong?" 4yo: "I didn't do that!" 106 12:50 PM - Apr 4, 2016 Mammoth Lakes, CA 42 people are talking about this Ashley Austrew @ashleyaustrew 4: What did I earn for being good today? Me: My love and affection. 4: [cries] I don't want that! 201 6:57 PM - May 1, 2016 96 people are talking about this huss @CallMeHuss This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight 122K 4:55 PM - Sep 3, 2015 30,000 Bon Imaaine uh tho A00LT UN Paige Kellerman @PaigeKellerman 5yo: Just one more question before I go to bed. Me: What? 5yo: What are the lines on your forehead for? Mе:.. 5yo: Now they look angry. 203 1:55 PM - Mar 15, 2016 > 101 people are talking about this DaddyJew @DaddyJew 5: daddy can I tell you a secret? Me: sure thing buddy 5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands 1,933 8:29 PM - Jun 9, 2015 > 1,017 people are talking about this recommend: These brutal kid tweets will have you laughing until you cry (x)

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: Kathy Cooperman
@Kathy_Cooperman
Me:"Sweetie, what do you say when you do something wrong?"
4yo: "I didn't do that!"
106 12:50 PM - Apr 4, 2016 Mammoth Lakes, CA
42 people are talking about this

Ashley Austrew
@ashleyaustrew
4: What did I earn for being good today?
Me: My love and affection.
4: [cries] I don't want that!
201 6:57 PM - May 1, 2016
96 people are talking about this

huss
@CallMeHuss
This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them
so he stared at me like this the entire flight
122K 4:55 PM - Sep 3, 2015
30,000 Bon
Imaaine uh tho
A00LT
UN

Paige Kellerman
@PaigeKellerman
5yo: Just one more question before I go to bed.
Me: What?
5yo: What are the lines on your forehead for?
Mе:..
5yo: Now they look angry.
203 1:55 PM - Mar 15, 2016
>
101 people are talking about this

DaddyJew
@DaddyJew
5: daddy can I tell you a secret?
Me: sure thing buddy
5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash
my hands
1,933 8:29 PM - Jun 9, 2015
>
1,017 people are
talking about this
recommend:

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Love, Tumblr, and Blog: Kathy Cooperman
@Kathy_Cooperman
Me:"Sweetie, what do you say when you do something wrong?"
4yo: "I didn't do that!"
106 12:50 PM - Apr 4, 2016 Mammoth Lakes, CA
42 people are talking about this

Ashley Austrew
@ashleyaustrew
4: What did I earn for being good today?
Me: My love and affection.
4: [cries] I don't want that!
201 6:57 PM - May 1, 2016
96 people are talking about this

huss
@CallMeHuss
This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them
so he stared at me like this the entire flight
122K 4:55 PM - Sep 3, 2015
30,000 Bon
Imaaine uh tho
A00LT
UN

Paige Kellerman
@PaigeKellerman
5yo: Just one more question before I go to bed.
Me: What?
5yo: What are the lines on your forehead for?
Mе:..
5yo: Now they look angry.
203 1:55 PM - Mar 15, 2016
>
101 people are talking about this

DaddyJew
@DaddyJew
5: daddy can I tell you a secret?
Me: sure thing buddy
5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash
my hands
1,933 8:29 PM - Jun 9, 2015
>
1,017 people are
talking about this
recommend:

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Can, You, and What: When someone tells me to do something I was already planning on doing | You can’t tell me what to do

Can, You, and What: When someone tells me to do
something I was already planning
on doing
|
You can’t tell me what to do

Can, You, and What: When someone tells me to do
something I was already planning
on doing
|
You can’t tell me what to do

You can’t tell me what to do

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Gif, Girls, and Today: 15:30 10% Alana Today 11:49 Girls just wanna have fundamental rights Today 14:45 And suck d***] Today 15:30 SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT! Sent Type a message ... GIF Oh well

Gif, Girls, and Today: 15:30
10%
Alana
Today 11:49
Girls just wanna have
fundamental rights
Today 14:45
And suck d***]
Today 15:30
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
Sent
Type a message ...
GIF
Oh well

Gif, Girls, and Today: 15:30
10%
Alana
Today 11:49
Girls just wanna have
fundamental rights
Today 14:45
And suck d***]
Today 15:30
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
Sent
Type a message ...
GIF
Oh well

Oh well

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Mean, Skull, and Dilbert: DILBERT BY SCOTT ADAMS FIRST OF ALL WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH? ILL NEED TO KNOW YOUR REQUIREMENTS BEFORE I START TO DESIGN THE SOFTWARE I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THE SOFTWARE? IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU DESIGN MY SOFTWARE TRY TO GET THIS CONCEPT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL: THE SOFTWARE CAN DO WHATEVER I DESIGN IT TO DO I WON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN ACCOMPLISH UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT THE SOFTWARE CAN DO CAN YOU DESIGN IT TO TELL YOU MY REQUIREMENTS? COTTADAMS www.dilbert.com 2006 Scott Adams, Inc.t by UfS. Demands…

Mean, Skull, and Dilbert: DILBERT
BY
SCOTT ADAMS
FIRST OF ALL
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO
ACCOMPLISH?
ILL NEED TO KNOW
YOUR REQUIREMENTS
BEFORE I START TO
DESIGN THE SOFTWARE
I MEAN WHAT ARE
YOU TRYING TO
ACCOMPLISH WITH
THE SOFTWARE?
IM TRYING TO
MAKE YOU DESIGN
MY SOFTWARE
TRY TO GET THIS
CONCEPT THROUGH YOUR
THICK SKULL: THE
SOFTWARE CAN DO
WHATEVER I DESIGN
IT TO DO
I WON'T KNOW WHAT
I CAN ACCOMPLISH
UNTIL YOU TELL ME
WHAT THE SOFTWARE
CAN DO
CAN YOU DESIGN
IT TO TELL YOU
MY REQUIREMENTS?
COTTADAMS
www.dilbert.com
2006 Scott Adams, Inc.t by UfS.
Demands…

Mean, Skull, and Dilbert: DILBERT
BY
SCOTT ADAMS
FIRST OF ALL
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO
ACCOMPLISH?
ILL NEED TO KNOW
YOUR REQUIREMENTS
BEFORE I START TO
DESIGN THE SOFTWARE
I MEAN WHAT ARE
YOU TRYING TO
ACCOMPLISH WITH
THE SOFTWARE?
IM TRYING TO
MAKE YOU DESIGN
MY SOFTWARE
TRY TO GET THIS
CONCEPT THROUGH YOUR
THICK SKULL: THE
SOFTWARE CAN DO
WHATEVER I DESIGN
IT TO DO
I WON'T KNOW WHAT
I CAN ACCOMPLISH
UNTIL YOU TELL ME
WHAT THE SOFTWARE
CAN DO
CAN YOU DESIGN
IT TO TELL YOU
MY REQUIREMENTS?
COTTADAMS
www.dilbert.com
2006 Scott Adams, Inc.t by UfS.
Demands…

Demands…

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Beautiful, Huh, and Diesel: Me: Beautiful dog you got there... Cop: Yessir, this is Diesel, he's our drug-sniffing dog... Me: Still in training, huh? Cop: What? Me: What?

Beautiful, Huh, and Diesel: Me: Beautiful dog you got there...
Cop: Yessir, this is Diesel, he's our
drug-sniffing dog...
Me: Still in training, huh?
Cop: What?
Me: What?

Beautiful, Huh, and Diesel: Me: Beautiful dog you got there...
Cop: Yessir, this is Diesel, he's our
drug-sniffing dog...
Me: Still in training, huh?
Cop: What?
Me: What?

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Head, Love, and Idea: What if it's me? What if I have some idea of love in my head and it's just totally wrong? https://iglovequotes.net/

Head, Love, and Idea: What if it's me? What if I have some idea
of love in my head and it's just totally wrong?
https://iglovequotes.net/

Head, Love, and Idea: What if it's me? What if I have some idea
of love in my head and it's just totally wrong?
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

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Crying, Anxiety, and Depression: do i want to @dietoday Following person: what hobbies do you enjoy? me: oh... the usual. being rejected, crying, depression, anxiety, self loathing, wishing i was dead person: what? me: what?

Crying, Anxiety, and Depression: do i want to
@dietoday
Following
person: what hobbies do you enjoy?
me: oh... the usual. being rejected, crying,
depression, anxiety, self loathing, wishing i
was dead
person: what?
me: what?

Crying, Anxiety, and Depression: do i want to
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Following
person: what hobbies do you enjoy?
me: oh... the usual. being rejected, crying,
depression, anxiety, self loathing, wishing i
was dead
person: what?
me: what?

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