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Bodies , Drunk, and Fucking: teen wolf season 1: werewolves exist, weakened by wolfsbane, they are strongest at the full moon, exist in packs with Alphas, Betas and Omegas, and a bite or a scratch turns humans into them me: OK yeah classic werewolf lore season 2: ok turns out werewolves can resurrect from the fucking dead using moonlight and their own beta. oh and werewolves can turn into giant lizard men with paralytic venom if the human was a dick alright, a lot weirder but I can handle thi- me: wha season 3: [slurring] yeah so werewolf twins can fuse their bodies together like voltron to become a bigger wolf...but ONLY if they're shirtless. Also wolves can store memories in their claws. me: wtf this is getting pretty wei- season 4: if if - if your throat gets fatally slashed by a werewolf [burps] that doesn't mean that you'll actually die. You could actually be turned into a were-jaguar and control Viking bersekers for some [hiccups] fucking reason. also were-jaguars can can magically just freaking de-age adults into teenagers somehow and we'll never explain why me: jesus christ that is the stupi- season 5: [barely intelligible] when a human slurps rainwater from a regular wolf's footprint, he'll transform.... me: oh that's actually great, back to the classic lor- season 5: into this humungous eight foot tall cgi beast of a werewolf made out of fucking shadows that can only be killed by a spear tempered with his French sister's blood me: go home Jeff Davis you drunk You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse
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Ass, Bad, and Fucking: MUSCLE thedancingfiend: xlec: the-arch-bishop: Her on the left we see a douche bag. They’re quite easy to spot in the winter because they’ll be wearing summer or sports clothing. What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me? Wtf? I’ll have you know that I lift bro, and I’ve been involved in numerous white boy incidents, and I have over 300 confirmed bad text messages. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the second biggest poser at my school. Hahahhaahah You are nothing to me but just another being with No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark. my fucking. hashtags. You think you can get away with calling me a douche bag over the Internet? Think again, you buffoon. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has a lot of swag, and my mom is callin yo moms ratchet ass. you better prepare for a tsunami of yolo. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead. Yololess. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nike apparel on. Not only am I extensively trained at playing sports and pissing other people off, but I have access to the entire Abercrombie store AND all Polo shirts known to man. and I will use them to their full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you won’t be able to harlem shake. You’re fucking dead. his shirt literally says muscle milk
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