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Beard, Gym, and Lean: He needs to be lean, strong, 6'2+, nice hair, a beard, makes six figures, luxury car, 9" meat, dominant in bed & cooks Her: inz IG @thegai 🐸☕️ @thegainz

🐸☕️ @thegainz

Porn, Porn Video, and Video: when the porn video doesnt load so you beat your meat to the ads Improvise. Adapt. Overcome The ads have better plot anyway

The ads have better plot anyway

Meme, SpongeBob, and Relatable: 0 he NSA atching me thru my webcam My meat e at 3am A new-age relatable Spongebob meme, guaranteed profits! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2prTK7g

A new-age relatable Spongebob meme, guaranteed profits! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2prTK7g

Love, Memes, and 🤖: Nathan W. Pyle @nathanwpyle every country eats some kind of meat-filled bread and I propose we replace flags with our respectivee meatbreads 9/15/18, 1:17 PM If you agree you’ll love @pms

If you agree you’ll love @pms

God, Memes, and Sex: yes i'm vegan. yes i eat meat. we exist im an atheist. yes i believe in god. yes we exist 1d Like Reply 927 Im a virgin.yes I have sex. We exist. 1d Like Reply Yes I'm no, no I'm yes. We no yes 1d Like Reply 2.6K 8Memes 😂 😂

8Memes 😂 😂

Facts, Memes, and Waste Management: Imoh Umoren @ImohUmoren What was your first job? Psymon @PsykoUK designated meat defrosting officer, home waste management supervisor & dish washing operative. aged 7 😂Real facts

😂Real facts

Sex, Vegan, and Virgin: Kelsey Fiona @KelseyFionaBich yes i'm vegan. yes i eat meat. we exist. 2,1 duizend 684 opmerkingen vind ik leuk Opmerking Yes i'm a virgin, Yes I have sex. We exist Yes I’m a feminist. No I don’t think men and women are equal. Yes we exist.

Yes I’m a feminist. No I don’t think men and women are equal. Yes we exist.

Love, Respect, and True: This generafion has lost the true meaning of romance. You should treat vourlove llke a princess. Glve herlove songs; something with real'meaning. There are so many songs that dlsrespect wonen.You can 't treat the woman you love as aplece of meat. VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM be I'm old fashloned but to respect the woman you loveshould be.a prlorlty. you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: This Generation Has Lost It

epicjohndoe: This Generation Has Lost It

Dank, Friends, and Yo: How her friends look at you when you first meet them & they already know how big yo meat is.

Bless Up, Irish, and Love: Don't cry...Il understand you...I understand @DrSmashlove Let me smother u with love and affection like a bowl of Irish nachos filled with crispy French fries and smothered in chili, cheese, pico, jalapeño, onion, sour cream can y’all tell I’m starving bruv this clean eating thing hard can we make “dirty eating” a thing again y’all like in 2019 can we bring back bowling alley pizza and tacos but not like roast duck tacos with cauliflower, cilantro and confit (side note WTF IS A ‘con-fee’ AND WHY IT MAKE THE DISH COST $10 MORE SOMEONE SPLAIN ME) but like Taco Bell tacos the crispy joints with the questionable meat SORRY YALL I GOTTA NOT POST WHEN I AIN’T ATE YET (who wit me tho? Low key...bless up 😍😂😂😂)

Let me smother u with love and affection like a bowl of Irish nachos filled with crispy French fries and smothered in chili, cheese, pico, j...

Memes, Vegan, and 🤖: Kelsey Fiona @KelseyFionaBich yes i'm vegan. yes i eat meat. we exist.

Memes, Good, and Been: The first guy who beat his meat must've been like... St LLI ㄩ Thats pretty good via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xn54Fu

Thats pretty good via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2xn54Fu

Friends, Memes, and Yo: How her friends look at you when you first meet them & they already know how big yo meat is I’ve never seen this look. 😭😭

I’ve never seen this look. 😭😭

Beard, Bless Up, and Bruh: Dog is so friendly and gentle to his tiny piggy @DrSmashlove Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? 😂 I’m always jealous because I don’t have a twitter so I can’t twit. But today imma insta my unpopular opinion and y’all can respond. Imma even help y’all with ya responses 😂. Ok? Deal? Here go. Smash’s Friday Afternoon Argumentative Unpopular Opinion: if u eat pork but not dog meat u a hippocrip PROVE ME WRONG 😂❤️. Potential reply No. 1: “easy for u smash ol muslim lookin a$$ ol ramadan Mubarak lookin a$$ ol grow a beard to look righteous but we know u struggle with demons like the rest of us lookin a$$ ol fake woke lookin a$$ is u even a male lookin a$$ or is u a female English PhD catfishing us lookin a$$. Not een a minority lookin a$$. Probably pakistanian lookin a$$ I KNOW U PAKISTANI EEN THO U SAID U AINT LOOKIN A$$. STOP LYIN OSMAN. Lookin a$$. Anyway lookin a$$ that’s easy for u to say! U CANT eat pork! If u could, u would - same way u eat chicken! Arbitrarily line drawing lookin a$$ STOP IT. BEEN WANTING TO SAY ALL THIS TO YA LOOKIN A$$. U DA REAL HIPPOCRIP LOOKIN A$$ ‘bless up 😊’ HAPPY GO LUCKY ALWAYS SMILING LOOKIN A$$ WHAT U SO HAPPY ABOUT SMASH LOW KEY U GET ON MY NERVES BUT I LIKE DOGS SO I STAY FOLLOWING LOOKIN A$$. AND MY FRIENDS THINK U FUNNY BUT I KNOW U A FRAUD LOOKIN A$$ IF 👏 U 👏 LOVED 👏 DOGS 👏 SO 👏 MUCH 👏 U 👏 WOULD 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 DOG 👏 LOOKIN 👏 A$$ 👏. Wait do he got a dog? 🤔 PAKISTANIANS AIN GOT DOGS AND HE GOTTA BE PAKISTANIAN WITH HIS LOOKIN A$$ SO IMMA SAY NO - or he a woman? Women love dogs 🤔 aye either way if he was $exy he would post a pic he probably a mutant WITH HIS LOOKIN 👏 A$$ 👏. (How’d I do? Bless up 😂❤️😍)

Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? 😂 I’m always jealous because I don’t have a twitter so I can’t twit. Bu...

Memes, Smooth, and Tbt: When you go in expecting soft smooth hands to fondle your dick but she stroking ya meat hard with calloused hands & a deadlift grip IG: @thegainz Tbt

Tbt

Memes, Tbt, and Back: When you hitting it from the back & she grabs your meat, points it towards her bootyhole & bites the pillow IG: @thegainz Tbt

Tbt

Free, Horse, and Time: When you pull up on "Petite blonde takes 25 inch horse cock" for the 5th time today FREE" at I haven’t beat my meat in weeks

I haven’t beat my meat in weeks

Bailey Jay, Memes, and 🤖: Nut(But Don't)tella @DammmnCam Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before l make my next move. Pastor Bluntaround @SINice First thing you doing if you win $200 million? This man is wise beyond his years...

This man is wise beyond his years...

Bailey Jay, Blackpeopletwitter, and Life: Nut(But Don't)tella @DammmnCam Beat my meat. Ineed post-nut clarity before l make my next move. Pastor Bluntaround @SINice First thing you doing if you win $200 million? 9/12/18, 10:12 AM 4,815 Retweets 9,856 Likes Always beat your meat before making major life decisions (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Always beat your meat before making major life decisions (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Break, Pornstars, and Dank Memes: When she rode your meat for a whole 60 seconds and has to take a break. @supervillain909 I'm convinced only pornstars can ride dicc for longer than this. SadFacts

I'm convinced only pornstars can ride dicc for longer than this. SadFacts

Memes, Yo, and 🤖: hen there are no wet spots on the bed after she done sucking yo meat IC: @thegainz Pathetic 😑

😑

Love, Respect, and True: This generafion has lost the true meaning of romance. You should treat vourlove llke a princess. Glve herlove songs; something with real'meaning. There are so many songs that dlsrespect wonen.You can 't treat the woman you love as aplece of meat. VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM be I'm old fashloned but to respect the woman you loveshould be.a prlorlty. you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: This Generation Has Lost It

epicjohndoe: This Generation Has Lost It

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: MY DOG TURNED VEGETARIAN & WE HAVENT LOOKED BACK! memehumor: Woman claimed her dog turned vegetarian and didn’t crave meat anymore. Dog proves her stupidity.

memehumor: Woman claimed her dog turned vegetarian and didn’t crave meat anymore. Dog proves her stupidity.

Funny, Mood, and Dick: *locks bedroom door, plugs Headphones, picks a porn, whips Dick out* Me to my meat: Mood😂😂

Mood😂😂

Butthurt, Vegan, and Classical Art: Lady: Do you have any vegan options? Waiter: Why yes we ha- Lady: Because I'm a vegan Waiter: Well ok, we ha- Lady: That means I don't eat meat Waiter: That's fine, we cater to ve- Lady We only eat plants Butthurt vegans incoming

Butthurt vegans incoming

Ass, Bad, and Bae: When she licks from the crack of yo ass to the tip of your meat and effortlessly throats you @supervillain909 Need Her So Very Bad In My Life Right Now. 🤤🤤 Bae

Need Her So Very Bad In My Life Right Now. 🤤🤤 Bae

Funny, Lmao, and Nasty: *locks bedroom door, plugs Headphones, picks a porn, whips Dick out* Me to my meat: Lmao damn ol nasty a$$😂💀

Lmao damn ol nasty a$$😂💀

Memes, Tbt, and 🤖: When she's tryna have her way so she starts massaging your meat but you're not falling for that trick again 1G: @thegainz Tbt

Tbt

Dank, Life, and Good: Life GNo is Good M ADEL ADE LIA There's nothing that says a sandwich has to be bread, meat, bread. You can do bread, bread, meat. You can do meat, bread, meat. You can do bread, bread, bread, bread, meat. You can do an entire loaf of bread with the meat a few inches away from it. -Giada De Laurentiis On kitchen inspiration CLICKHOLE Giada De Laurentiis said WHAT?!

Giada De Laurentiis said WHAT?!

Bless Up, Booty, and Memes: When she's done riding your meat & comes up to ride your face, grinds her booty hard till you out of breath & then squirts all over it IG: @thegainz Bless up

Bless up

Dick, Bmx, and Dank Memes: when you want to ride his meat like a bmx, but it keeps slipping out cus the dick is short 0 Ride It Like A Tricycle Then Dammit. 🤷🏽‍♂️ lmmfao

Ride It Like A Tricycle Then Dammit. 🤷🏽‍♂️ lmmfao

Memes, 🤖, and Meat: Puppzu @Puppzu when you're cooking and drop a meatball on the floor That’s a strange meat ball

That’s a strange meat ball

Blackpeopletwitter, Come Over, and Thot: SWUICE @SWUICE You gotta beat ya meat before you come over to her crib for a stat boost of +25 stamina, +20% XP Gain, and +30% Health Regen. 9/3/18, 1:52 PM Need for Seed: Thot Pursuit (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Need for Seed: Thot Pursuit (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Bad, Dress, and Old: You know...it's bad enough this little bimbo wears this dress to a funeral.. ONE L But then you have these three old Lecherous Pervs Ogling her like a piece of meat!

Ass, Best, and Video: When you're beating your meat and you're about to nut, but the video starts buffering & pauses on the guys ass That’s the best part

That’s the best part

Animals, Drugs, and Dude: SAFELY ENDANGERED HOW CAN YOU BE A VEGETARIANBUT ANIMALS HAVE DUDE? mEAT TASTES AWESOme feELINGS Too, JefF YEAH,EVIL ONeS THoUGH 'LL BE HAPPY ONCE YOUR fAMILY IS DEAD ISHOULD SELL DRUGS TO KiDS Buzzfeed is OKAY GUESS Invest fast for maximum profits! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2NbZT4Y

Invest fast for maximum profits! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2NbZT4Y

Dank, Friends, and Gym: HOW GUYS MAKE FRIENDS AT GYM 2/9 MEAT DAY Powerlifter vs bodybuilder.

Powerlifter vs bodybuilder.

Blackpeopletwitter, Life, and Sorry: Eric Haywood @EricHaywood POWER Would you guys make up your damn minds please The Independent @lndependent Eating red meat and cheese can help heart health, scientists claim independent.co.uk/ life-style/foo... 8/29/18, 1:44 PM 615 Retweets 952 Likes Sorry vegans (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Sorry vegans (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

News, Tumblr, and Blog: Zuck Shares "Bombshell" News Regarding Wife Learn more thisbibliomaniac: the bombshell news is that he has one. “I am told the human meat bags often pick a mate in order to propagate the species? Look I have found a suitably attractive human female for mating purposes as many human males are expected to do. Because I am. A human male that is.”

thisbibliomaniac: the bombshell news is that he has one. “I am told the human meat bags often pick a mate in order to propagate the speci...

A Dream, Reddit, and How: AHH, HOW ENFRESHENING Do not forget YOUR morning bite of meat [Src]

[Src]

Chipotle, Funny, and Meme: Me: can u put some more meat Chipotle worker: so u want to pay for double meat? Me: no, just a little more Chipotle worker: double? Me: little more @MasiPopal Memes like this is why @masipopal is the best original meme page on IG hands down

Memes like this is why @masipopal is the best original meme page on IG hands down

Free, Seven, and Meat: For meat and cors Seven grain crispy tenders Iim meat-free ki (U ts

Memes, Lesbian, and Vegetarian: Ghast @ghaaast When I was a kid I thought vegetarian and lesbian was the same thing. 4:56 PM 14 Apr 17 6 RETWEETS 34 LIKES 20@UmbrAndrew 37m Replying to @ghaaast well both lifestyles do lack... meat Same same

Same same

Beef, Fresh, and McDonalds: wdsu DS @wdsu McDonald's starts using fresh beef today RJ @itsrjhill So wtf were we eating before? Probably cloned meat 🤔🤔🤭

Probably cloned meat 🤔🤔🤭

Funny, Parents, and Phone: When you want to jerk off but your parents are home PERK 1 Ghost Hardline PERK 2 Toughness Fast Hands PERK 3 Dead Silence Awareness Before I had a phone I’d beat my meat on the big screen using the ps4

Before I had a phone I’d beat my meat on the big screen using the ps4

Ass, Yo, and Time: When she's deepthroatin your meat and licking ya ball sack at the same time then slides a finger up yo ass. Boyyyyyyyy. 🤤🤤🤤 WhereSheAt

Boyyyyyyyy. 🤤🤤🤤 WhereSheAt

Memes, 🤖, and Fun: Me making fun of vegans vs me watching a documentary on the meat industry 🤗🤗🤗

🤗🤗🤗

Memes, Quite, and 🤖: Me making fun of vegans Vs me watching a documentary on the meat industry Quite the dichotomy. 😭😭

Quite the dichotomy. 😭😭

Chipotle, Funny, and Soda: Me: can u put some more meat Chipotle worker: so u want to pay for double meat? Me: no, just a little more Chipotle worker: double? Me: little more @MasiPopal Just witnessed this. They compromised by making it double and the lady ended up putting soda in her water cup

Just witnessed this. They compromised by making it double and the lady ended up putting soda in her water cup

Memes, Protein, and 🤖: When she necks your entire meat while you're nutting and gently squeezes your oalls to empty tnem out completely IC: thegainz More protein. Hmu if ya about it

More protein. Hmu if ya about it

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