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Titties, Happy, and Dank Memes: Me trying to pay attention to both of her titties while she's riding my meat 20 @mr left hand the left tiddy the right tiddy Got To Keep Em Both Happy. 😅😅😅😅

Got To Keep Em Both Happy. 😅😅😅😅

Beef, Food, and Memes: U.S. NEWS BEEF RECALL Dec 5 Due to a potential salmonella contamination, Arizona meat producer, JBS Tolleson lnc., expands a recall for raw beef to 12 million pounds of meat. The U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) reported that Arizona meat producer, JBS Tolleson Inc., is expanding its recall of raw beef due to a potential salmonella contamination. This announcement comes after a recall was issued in October for roughly 7 million pounds of beef. The new recall of raw beef now brings the total of recalled meat to 12 million pounds. The meat was packaged from July 26 to September 7th and distributed throughout the U.S. ___ JBS said in a statement: - "While no products in this expansion have been definitively linked to any illness, we have determined in consultation with USDA's Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) that this action is in the best interests of public health.”

The U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) reported that Arizona meat producer, JBS Tolleson Inc., is ex...

Nasty, Tumblr, and Blog: INC. ronworkman: Tumblr Has Announced That They Are Banning Adult ContentI just wanted to post something nasty while there is still time. R.I.P. Meat Tiddies.

ronworkman: Tumblr Has Announced That They Are Banning Adult ContentI just wanted to post something nasty while there is still time. R.I.P....

Dick, Girl, and Dank Memes: when you're sucking dick and realize you just needed a hug Jus Hug Your Mouth Around My Meat Girly Girl. 😊😊😊😊😊 Situations

Jus Hug Your Mouth Around My Meat Girly Girl. 😊😊😊😊😊 Situations

Funny, Dick, and Headphones: locks bedroom door, plugs Headphones, picks a porn, whips Dick out Me to my meat: Tag that person 😂💀

Beautiful, Beer, and Craigslist: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6 fflehoneubee.com To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father A minimum of 10 years grilling experience An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicants named Bill, Randy, or Dave captainrogerss: asexual-not-asexual-detective: drunp: this is peak Craigslist Beautiful and wholesome Omg it really did happen tho 😭👏 https://www.distractify.com/humor/2018/06/05/ZnAVyw/craigslist-bbq-dad-ad

captainrogerss: asexual-not-asexual-detective: drunp: this is peak Craigslist Beautiful and wholesome Omg it really did happen tho 😭👏...

Humans of Tumblr, Fun, and Meat: Me making fun of vegans vs me watching a documentary on the meat industry

Alive, Tumblr, and Best: r/Showerthoughts u/interested21 18m There is exactly one person on the planet who is the nicest person on Earth. Mindblowing Vote Share BEST COMMENTS meat_popsicle13 16m who had the title? W hen both Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross were alive ... ReplyVote CriticalCure13 15m They kept graciously handing it back and forth to each other. ReplyVote awesomacious: Honestly accurate.

awesomacious: Honestly accurate.

Alive, Best, and Bob Ross: r/Showerthoughts u/interested21 18m There is exactly one person on the planet who is the nicest person on Earth. Mindblowing 4 Vote 6 Share BEST COMMENTS meat_popsicle13 16m When both Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross were alive.. who had the title? Reply Vote CriticalCure13 15m They kept graciously handing it back and forth to each other. Reply Vote

Alive, Best, and Bob Ross: r/Showerthoughts u/interested21 18m There is exactly one person on the planet who is the nicest person on Earth. Mindblowing Vote Share BEST COMMENTS meat_popsicle13 16m who had the title? W hen both Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross were alive ... ReplyVote CriticalCure13 15m They kept graciously handing it back and forth to each other. ReplyVote Honestly accurate.

Honestly accurate.

Bae, Friends, and Best: when she sucking the skin off ya meat after you jus had it in her best friend's asshole She Tastes Good Don't She Bae. 😏😏😏 Savagery

She Tastes Good Don't She Bae. 😏😏😏 Savagery

Ass, Bitch, and Church: I dont mind a nigga hugging my girl but it you pick her up and do that cute twirl, imma break your jaw 10/30/18, 10:36 AM 80 Retweets 244 Likes Papa John, @johnda... 10/30/18 Or one of them rocking side to side hugs 2 you will receive arn uppercut at mach speed I’ll beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that choppa. i remember I was going to football tryouts with my bros in high school. Them niqqas was encouraging me to go but I didn’t want to. They put me on to how the girls who wanted to be cheer leaders be pulling up and watching. I use to be fat. A cheese burger away from being Obeast. During practice coach had the nerve to put me on the skin team for skin vs shirts. Man my titties were wet like submarine missles. I missed every catch bro. I look like the clam when Patrick tossed that peanut at the museum. I felt embarrassed as fucked getting my ankles swirled by my bro Demarcus. Why he had to juke my ass out my church shoes tho. All the hoes was laughing bro. I caused a 3 magnitude earth quake. My crush who I invited was still faithfully sitting there in the stands. I managed to get one touchdown off a safety. I saw her looking at me and I knew she saw me flex on em. Practice was over and I tried to approach my crush for her number. I seen my bro Demarcus pull up. King cock block you don’t say? Nigga was asking about tomorrow hw like he gonna do it. Shorty was hype to see him. Boy went up and gave her one of them rocking chair hugs. When ya meat pressed up against her stomach. Nigga was looking over her shoulders with that Vegeta smirk like” yea ima fuck yo bitch”. I held back tears like the G I was pose to be. I met that Biggs Demarcus in the locker room after to toss hands. That boy punted my ass across the locker room. I ain’t never get a tackled so hard. I felt like a crushed bag of chips. I laid there with no hoes and in need of a ice pack. I learned every homie ain’t ya homie when it comes to pussy 😔. I’m still a where my hug ass niqqa.

I’ll beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that c...

Homie, November 30, and Midnight: You and ya homie November 30 at midnight MEAT WHACK) BOTH CHUCKLE) November is almost over! Invest via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2DGJkcn

November is almost over! Invest via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2DGJkcn

Ken, Lmao, and Memes: Ken. @A1Second When me and my meat find the video we've been searching for Lmao tag someone 💀 @thehoodtube

Memes, Shit, and Tbt: When u nutted 6 flops ago & she still bouncing on yo meat like she jus didn feel yo shit turn into a gummy worm Tbt

Tbt

Memes, Thanksgiving, and Happy: When she stuffing her mouth with your meat to give you the Thanksgiving special gravy in her throat gobble gobble combo IG: @thegainz Happy Thanksgiving 😎

Happy Thanksgiving 😎

Blackpeopletwitter, Pussy, and Thanksgiving: AIDA @bitchrusfruit I can't stop laughing thinking about the time when I was 16 and my mom wouldn't let me eat Thanksgiving dinner cause I kept saying "the gravy is just lube for this dry pussy turkey" (C 11:02 AM-21 Nov 2018 62 Retweets 777 Likes How to beat the meat this holiday (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

How to beat the meat this holiday (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Shit, Beats, and Time: me:*beats meat for the first time* me: *nuts* me . Holy shit this thing's loaded Im a man now

Im a man now

McDonalds, Memes, and Old: Putting meat into 6 years old buns Catholio Priests McDonalds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2DyGYfB

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2DyGYfB

Be Like, Juice, and Orange: when men get a cold women be like, can i bring you something else, orange juice, soup, tissue, your balls maybe? Yes, Bring Me My Balls And Put My Meat In Your Mouth So You Can Shut The Fuccc Up. 🤕🤧🤒🤨 LetMeBeSpoiledSometimes

Yes, Bring Me My Balls And Put My Meat In Your Mouth So You Can Shut The Fuccc Up. 🤕🤧🤒🤨 LetMeBeSpoiledSometimes

Hoe, Monkey, and Dank Memes: When she's riding your meat then reaches back with her right hand & monkey grips your ball sack an909 This Hoe Tryna Get A Ring. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 Nut

This Hoe Tryna Get A Ring. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 Nut

Tumblr, Black, and Blog: Older black woman Meat the store who calls me 'honey' or 'sugar' awesomacious: Very wholesome indeed

awesomacious: Very wholesome indeed

Do It Again, Dank Memes, and Pro: Me when I make my meat jump and she say "do it again" Ima Pro With It. 😅😅😅😅😅😅

Black, Indeed, and Sugar: Older black woman Meat the store who calls me 'honey' or 'sugar' Very wholesome indeed

Very wholesome indeed

Dank, Been, and 🤖: The first guy who beat his meat must've been like... St I kinda like this

I kinda like this

Memes, Tbt, and Back: When you clapping her from the back and you see an even tighter small hole to insert ya meat in IG: @thegainz Tbt

Tbt

Memes, Tbt, and 🤖: When she's tryna have her way so she starts massaging your meat but you're not falling for that trick again IG: @thegainz Tbt

Tbt

Anaconda, Dogs, and Roast: Thread Jax Goss @belgatherial That moment when your 7 year old makes up a holiday, and people start wanting to actually celebrate it. <3 #wolfenoot Jax GosS My son has invented a holiday called Wotenoot It is when the Splirit of the Wolf brings and hides small gifts around the house for everyone People who have, have had, or are kind to dogs get better gifts than anyone else You eat roast meat (because wolves eat meat) and cake decorated like a ful moon A holiday to the spint of wolves that celebrates people who are kind to dogs?1 can 100% get behind this so we will be celebrating wonenoot it's on the 23rd November it anyone else is moved to celebrate it (Ifyou do, send me pics so!can show my kid his idea spread ф) ETA Woah, this seems to be resonating and taking off. Please use ewolfenoot if you post pics or anything so he can see how it spreads. He's already excited that other people want to do n Tweet your reply

Memes, Jumped, and 🤖: Imagine getting jumped in November and you hear someone yell "Beat that nigga's meat"

Funny, Ugly, and Cool: r/Showerthoughts u/OknataSkeltro 3h It's okay to be ugly because under all of the skin and meat and stuff, we're all just skeletons, and skeletons are cool. removed for quality Funny Mindblowing 4 920 40 1, Share I think you’re cool 3

I think you’re cool 3

Fun, Meat, and Making: Me making fun of vegans vs me watching a documentary on the meat industry

Crazy, Fire, and Life: Are you up? ..we haven't talked in like 3 weeks I miss you And it's cold, I wish we could cuddle. Oh trust me, if I was there l would warm you right up...by setting you on fire. Goodnight Young kings, it’s cuddle season, stay very woke. Vampires and succubuses use the winter months as a reason to get close and wreck your life again. Be vigilant. If you’re in the Southern Hemisphere, ignore this message and keep slamming your meat in crazy!! They don’t hit their final form until the temperature drops.

Young kings, it’s cuddle season, stay very woke. Vampires and succubuses use the winter months as a reason to get close and wreck your life ...

Funny, Lol, and Sad: Me making fun of vegans vs me watching a documentary on the meat industry It’s sad lol

It’s sad lol

Memes, 🤖, and Got: The end got me weak CLITONFLEE When he threw the meat 😂😂😂

Bruh, Memes, and Jumped: Imagine getting jumped in November you hear someone yell "Beat that and nigga's meat" Bruh Lmaoo @thehoodtube

Bruh Lmaoo @thehoodtube

Cum, Lmao, and Pussy: WHEN IT FEELS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN EATING HER PUSSY FOR 3 DAYS AND SHE KEEPS SAYING SHE'S ABOUT TO CUM @Mr left hand Don’t Worry I’ll Get You Back When You Slob On My Meat. 🙄🙄😅 lmao TbT Classic mrlefthand

Bitch, Memes, and Jumped: Imagine getting jumped in November and you hear someone yell "Beat that nigga's meat" bitch what the fucketh

bitch what the fucketh

Memes, Shit, and Shawty: Hamsters are freaks he out here chewing on shawty back meat Beating that shit up!!! MY MAN!!

Beating that shit up!!! MY MAN!!

Dank, Shawty, and Back: Hamsters are freaks he out here chewing on shawty back meat Us @douggiehouse

Us @douggiehouse

Bruh, Jay, and Verizon: DJ E-Z Dick @50ShadesOf_Jay_ Man my meat ain't safe bruh it really ain't etli Verizon令 2:30 PM @ 22% D Tweet XXL Magazine . @XXL After announcing her free agent status, lggy Azalea receives an offer to do porn from popular adult film studio Bang Bros AYS I’m out of no nut November anyways

I’m out of no nut November anyways

Memes, 🤖, and How: How my meat look at me whenl take it out for a 10th round I can’t believe what @trollvid.s just posted on their story 😳accepting now 🔞 💦

I can’t believe what @trollvid.s just posted on their story 😳accepting now 🔞 💦

Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback they've been playing Mo bamba for the 5th time already My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don’t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don’t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said “Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!” I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pokémon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God

My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get...

Dank, Sexting, and Time: When I'm sexting with a guy sending him 9 month old nudies and he's sending me snapchats of him, real time, hot & heavy jerking his meat meanwhile I'm sitting there like this 😬🤟 im wet?

😬🤟 im wet?

Hungry, Memes, and American: When your son Kyle is hungry after motocross practice FULLY COOKED E NERGY HAM CAFFEIN ATED SANDWICH MEAT CONTAINS UP TO 150MG CAFFEINE PER SLICE-6㎍ VITAMIN B KEEP REFRIGERATED UNTIL USE PER 2 OZ SERVING USE BY 26NOV2018 10:34 DV06 00.5 500m, CALORIES SAT FAT SODIUM SUGARS 396 DV 21% DY U.ร. adam.the creato It’s called American cuisine sweaty 🥪🔥

It’s called American cuisine sweaty 🥪🔥

Meme, Memes, and Strong: When you get a strong urge to beat your meat two weeks into no nut november and you're wondering if it's worth it or not G:Polar aurusRex Early no nut November meme

Early no nut November meme

Dank, Back, and Been: when it's been a long hot day and u take off his pants to start suckin his meat and his balls look back at u like this hot

hot

Dank Memes, Personal, and Net: Would you still eat it? Bec SCOTCH FILLET STEAK ANT1 33,00 $19.21 0.582Kg SCOTCH FILLET STEAK My name was- Chloe I wanted to livelBEST BEFORE TOTAL PRICESPRICE SAK $19.0733.00 Your Personal choice killed me l NET 0.578kg Becky putting signs on meat

Becky putting signs on meat

Memes, Waste Management, and Dish: Imoh Umoren @lmohUmoren What was your first job? Psymon @PsykoUK designated meat defrosting officer, @will _ent home waste management supervisor & dish washing operative. aged 7. Sounds accurate to me

Sounds accurate to me

Dad, Funny, and Strong: Tweet Dad @no_chillbruh I will be signing a peace treaty with my meat this November 2018 for no nut November. Let's gear up fellas only the strong will survive. 10/28/18, 1:08 PM ll View Tweet activity ta. How long will you last fellas

How long will you last fellas

Dank Memes, Meat, and Babe: When babe walks in the bathroom and sees your meat before it's at least half hard lt 😩😩😩😩

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