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Nasty, Tumblr, and Blog: INC. ronworkman: Tumblr Has Announced That They Are Banning Adult ContentI just wanted to post something nasty while there is still time.ย R.I.P. Meat Tiddies.ย 

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Beautiful, Beer, and Craigslist: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6 fflehoneubee.com To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father A minimum of 10 years grilling experience An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicants named Bill, Randy, or Dave captainrogerss: asexual-not-asexual-detective: drunp: this is peak Craigslist Beautiful and wholesome Omg it really did happen tho ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘ https://www.distractify.com/humor/2018/06/05/ZnAVyw/craigslist-bbq-dad-ad

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Ass, Bitch, and Church: I dont mind a nigga hugging my girl but it you pick her up and do that cute twirl, imma break your jaw 10/30/18, 10:36 AM 80 Retweets 244 Likes Papa John, @johnda... 10/30/18 Or one of them rocking side to side hugs 2 you will receive arn uppercut at mach speed Iโ€™ll beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that choppa. i remember I was going to football tryouts with my bros in high school. Them niqqas was encouraging me to go but I didnโ€™t want to. They put me on to how the girls who wanted to be cheer leaders be pulling up and watching. I use to be fat. A cheese burger away from being Obeast. During practice coach had the nerve to put me on the skin team for skin vs shirts. Man my titties were wet like submarine missles. I missed every catch bro. I look like the clam when Patrick tossed that peanut at the museum. I felt embarrassed as fucked getting my ankles swirled by my bro Demarcus. Why he had to juke my ass out my church shoes tho. All the hoes was laughing bro. I caused a 3 magnitude earth quake. My crush who I invited was still faithfully sitting there in the stands. I managed to get one touchdown off a safety. I saw her looking at me and I knew she saw me flex on em. Practice was over and I tried to approach my crush for her number. I seen my bro Demarcus pull up. King cock block you donโ€™t say? Nigga was asking about tomorrow hw like he gonna do it. Shorty was hype to see him. Boy went up and gave her one of them rocking chair hugs. When ya meat pressed up against her stomach. Nigga was looking over her shoulders with that Vegeta smirk likeโ€ yea ima fuck yo bitchโ€. I held back tears like the G I was pose to be. I met that Biggs Demarcus in the locker room after to toss hands. That boy punted my ass across the locker room. I ainโ€™t never get a tackled so hard. I felt like a crushed bag of chips. I laid there with no hoes and in need of a ice pack. I learned every homie ainโ€™t ya homie when it comes to pussy ๐Ÿ˜”. Iโ€™m still a where my hug ass niqqa.

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Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback they've been playing Mo bamba for the 5th time already My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me itโ€™s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You donโ€™t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and donโ€™t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said โ€œOh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!โ€ I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pokรฉmon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God

My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me itโ€™s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get...