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Horny, Pornhub, and Sorry: ,l 27 % 2:00 am 27% 02:00 am OEO oh I mean that's very ah different? Okay so basically I might ask to kiss you but I won't ask you if I can finger you, No I've been on some dates before aha but they never brought that up especially if it's a first time meeting someone grope you etc Has you ex ever asked to do that stuff? Unless you want to do those things It won't happen a first time ah yeah? why ask that though?? But men we sometimes will do stuff unless we know self control Sun 2:49 am Ask what? The thing is I might wanna have some fun unexpectedly and I'm telling you this so that you can be somewhat prepared I went out with a couple of guys and they never ask about that why would you want to ask those type of questions Also do you know what makes you horny btw? Sexual tension Sometimes Or frustration one of the two Also if they're gay it doesnt count uh why? Also consent so that I can do it with your permission No I've been on some dates O Message OMessage. Message.. S31%01:47 am 32% 01:46 am wdym- yeahhhh ah thank you Actually dw bout it Sorry I'm really horny rn Actually dw about meeting up at all, let's just keep distance and keep texting, I don't wanna see anyone I figured out how to get rid of it Do you mind if I see your tits n I need to relive stress at all And then I'll be normal the next morning damn what's with the sudden 180 I gave myself immense mental damage wha- I know you and everyone else dont wanna hang out with me anyways, ooftt I know you just said I cant but please can I see your boobs so I can stop feeling horny and then l'll be normal tomorrow morning I'm fully depressed I'm valueless always will be, never be meaning full to anyone Sorry about asking all that won't happen again just go on pornhub Text me when you know how to talk to someone and Yeah dw bout first meet up I won't ask anything or any other time be interested in their lives I need you to trust me plz wdym Woah there OMessage. OMessage O Message.. **REPOST** So this guy is 19 and basically wanted to hangout however he asks these sexual innuendo's then all of a sudden he does a 180 and say's how he is depressed and that I don't message him then goes on a rant saying to not hangout anymore. (had to repost it because his name was showing)
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Horny, Pornhub, and Sorry: ,l 27 % a 2:00 am 27% 02:00 am O O thegabex1 Gabriel Balanovsky oh I mean that's very ah different? Okay so basically I might ask to kiss you but I won't ask you if I can finger you, No I've been on some dates before aha but they never brought that up especially if it's a first time meeting someone grope you etc Has you ex ever asked to do that stuff? Unless you want to do those things It won't happen a first time ah yeah? why ask that though?? But men we sometimes will do stuff unless we know self control Sun 2:49 am Ask what? The thing is I might wanna have some fun unexpectedly and I'm telling you this so that you can be somewhat prepared I went out with a couple of guys and they never ask about that why would you want to ask those type of questions Also do you know what makes you horny btw? Sexual tension Sometimes Or frustration one of the two Also if they're gay it doesnt count uh why? Also consent so that I can do it with your permission No I've been on some dates O Message OMessage. Message.. 31% 0 1:47 am K 32% 01:46 am wdym yeahhhh ah thank you Actually dw bout it Sorry I'm really horny rn Actually dw about meeting up at all, let's just keep distance and keep texting, I don't wanna see anyone I figured out how to get rid of it Do you mind if I see your tits nI need to relive stress at all And then I'll be normal the next morning damn what's with the sudden 180 I gave myself immense mental damage wha- I know you and everyone else dont wanna hang out with me anyways, ooftt I know you just said I cant but please can I see your boobs so I can stop feeling horny and then l'll be normal tomorrow morning I'm fully depressed I'm valueless always will be, never be meaning full to anyone Sorry about asking all that won't happen again just go on pornhub Text me when you know how to talk to someone and Yeah dw bout first meet up I won't ask anything or any other time be interested in their lives I need you to trust me plz wdym Woah there OMessage. OMessage O Message.. So this guy is 19 and basically wanted to hangout however he asks these sexual innuendo's then all of a sudden he does a 180 and say's how he is depressed and that I don't message him then goes on a rant saying to not hangout anymore. This is the more in depth of what happened prior to my last post.
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Ass, Bbw, and Butt: r/r4rSydney NSFW Like the Bat Signal violating the skyline over Gotham city - except with more rudey bits I put the call out to BBW Sydney girls women. I'm going to be in Sydney next week, overnight. I am going to be staying at a hotel in a place called Redfern?I think that's it. Maybe it's Surrey Hills. It's for business. I don't know a lot about Sydney, so Redfern might as well be Sherwood Forest for all I know. But anyway, I'd like some company* Ahhhh, there it is. The money shot. Company. What does that mean? Is it like, friends going for ice-cream? Or is it you sitting on my face while you read a good book and I happily drown in your juices? Or it is both? Is it... you eating ice cream while sitting on my face? Or my ice cream in your butt while I read a book then eat the ice cream and your ass? Or are you eating out the book while it eats ice cream and I'm sitting in the next room watching Nailed It? So many possibilities. But 'll be up-front. I'm happy with anything between 'let's private message for a bit, flirt, be friendly and leave it at that' to 'let's meet up somewhere in public, chat, and enjoy the awkwardness of meeting someone new' all the way to 'let's kiss while my cum is still on your lips after having made naked gymnastics all over the hotel room'. There's a lot of room to move there. About me? I'm in my mid 30s, Caucasian, intelligent, reasonably attractive, facial hair, 6ft, some ink. No, I don't have a six pack. Sorry. What about you? Well, you can be anyone - really. But if you have a vagina, that's a plus. I really like them. A lot. I also like Spaghetti, but that's a different kind of like. Sort of. I tend to end up with a mess all over my face from both though, so there's that. The rest is just things that I'm partial to, but aren't requirements. I like bigger girls, that's it. And no, it's not a case of "big girls are easy" or some ridiculous shit like that. I'm just turned on by them. That's all. I'm turned on by lots of different female forms, that's just one that particularly raises my mast so to speak. And before you take the time to read all my (hopefully entertaining) drivel, and then think "No, I'll pass because X", stop. Re-think. What's the worst that could happen? We email a bit, realise it wouldn't work, and leave it there. No harm done. But...what if we click a little? And it turns out that it might make a fun night to meet? Well then, that's entirely different. I also like all kinds of kinks and fetishes, but no need to show too much of my hand just yet. That can come late... so. message me? It should be noted, I don't mind your age, relationship status, hair colour or any of that. This isn't about ticking off a list of statistics. It's about enjoying having fun with someone whether that turns out to be a couple of messages, or a whole naked buffet. t Share Vote Comment Award I mean I guess the sub is for meeting people....but this guy seems to just be next level in trashy and gross. Curious if anything transpired from it though.
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Advice, Ass, and Bad: Edit AIf he or she doesn't call or text you back, then do not pursue because you'll only make yourself look like you're chasing after them. He or she has already shown their lack of interest, so show him or her your pride! You are TOO GOOD to kiss someone's ass just to be with them or for sex. 7h Maybe just tell them you're not interested then? Better then ghosting out on them. JustADerpyArtist 4h Giving Advice do usually openly reject them and tell them why. Only in ONE dangerous case I have had to ghost. (And I was lucky in that case, that man was not local and did not know where I lived) People have access to many other people these days, and many of them tend to be rather fickle, arrogant, overly selective and full of games. There is no such thing as "playing hard to get" anymore. People simply don't give a shit, and the more genuine and real you are; the nicer you try to be and the more interest you display, you run the actual risk of encountering people who believe it's OK to take you for granted; leave your ass hanging... and some of them even have the nerve to call you weeks or months later as if nothing ever happened as if you're going to be standing by with the same crush or desperation and waiting on their ass. This is not to say or imply that you should become ONE of these people. NO! Don't do that... because if you let this happen, then all you will do is decrease or diminish the quality of your OWN character. All I'm saying is you must REFUSE to chase after people who mislead, play games, never call/text or return calls and texts or disrespect you no matter HOW good they look or WHAT they can do in bed! These kind of people will use their looks, sexual abilities and the size of whatever is in their underwear or bra to use, take Men I But they get all ego-trip 90% of the time when you say "sorry, but I'm not interested anymore, I don't think this is working out" nave and I've even gotten harassed by one in public for rejecting him. (he tried grabbing me by the arm and dragging me off but my brother stopped him.) dealt wth Some men, yes even if they appear to be boring men who aren't capable of it, ARE violent and WILL hurt you depending on the situation, (if they know where you live/are in your local area/ know your hangout spots) you cannot safely break it off. rot All Men You never ever know who you are really dealing with when entering a relationship. It IS a very risky thing for anyone to undertake. It shouldn't be risky looking for love. But there's a lot of predatory people out there of both genders. And anyone dating has to be cautious. advantage or hurt others... and none of these things are worth you pride and self- respect. Ya feel me? If a person is ugly on the inside... then they are ugly as hell on the inside. What's even more crazy is the fact that the games have gotten so bad that even the not-so-good-looking people think they can treat people this way. LMAO So let's run through this one more time... if he or she doesn't call or text you back, then do not pursue because you'll only make yourself look like you're chasing after them. He or she has already shown their lack of interest, so show him or her your pride! You are TOO GOOD to kiss someone's ass just to be with them or for sex. .1m Other people can afford to be picky too, and I'm sure they don't want to be bothered with some arrogant, gaming-ass bullshitter who doesn't have enough fucking SENSE to not bother talking to people they find boring in the FIRST place. You honestly sound like someone who would deliberately lead someone on and drop them without a warning just to make yourself feel like you're all that. Newsflash! You ain't! What's boring is meeting someone with a sick ego who is totally stuck on themselves. I really hope you meet someone like you because that's all you deserve. LOL Now get the fuck off my thread. 1 Share Award 706 140 text a rejection. VIEWALL Usvally E-plainig why SINGLE COMMENT THREAD Sore galshast JustADerpyArtist 12h My reply to all this is this: Now JustADerpyArtist If a person's boring, they're not going to get texts back. It's not about "playing games" lol. Accunte Incel spotted! Way to break the thread's rules and totally push your agenda! (slow claps) You can't put a bow on a personality the color of mud, and someone who's uninteresting and flat with nothing to make them seem worthwhile, will get less replies back. r/niceguys 1 No one wants to date a piece of cardboard. And in this day and age, we can afford to be picky. It's not 1952 anymore. Edit The OP Other Read Rea A "Love Guru" who just doesn't like hearing the other side of things.
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Dating, Internet, and Rude: 18 my guy Today at 11:57 AM I'm 20 I know one of your tags is not looking But if someone came looking for you would you be against it Like safe for examples some person Thought you were pretty and asked you out on a date Would you say no would you consider it would you say no Ionly met you on the Internet And I don't do long distance dating even though you seem like a really nice guy and you're only two years older than me you're still someone I met on the internet and I only met you today maybe ask me when you know me better and if you're closer To where I live (edited) Today at 12:06 PM Ooh firstly probably not since I don't date online, and I'm a girl hahah. I am flattered though. Sorry Today at 12:06 PM It was just a hypothetical question I still think you're pretty and I still want to get to know you Today at 12:07 PM If probably say yes to the date if I knew the person a little better. I'm always a bit awkward when meeting someone for the first time Today at 12:07 PM Well it's kind of easy to not be awkward if you're not looking the person in the eyes Within three minutes of meeting someone they look judge you just by how you How you stand and how you talk (edited) Today at 12:08 PM Correct, but not looking the person in the eyes, for me at least is rude.. ahh Today at 12:08 PM That's why it's kind of easy to not be awkward online Today at 12:08 PM Exactly Today at 12:08 PM Because one person doesn't know how you look they don't know how you stand or how you talk So it's very hard for them to judge you without knowing you Today at 12:14 PM Yeah I agree with that Today at 12:14 PM So Before I ask any questions I just have a couple rules I want to put out there Rule number one: If you ask a question you have to be prepared to answer the same question or a close variation Rule number two: the questions can get as personal and deep as you want to ask Rule number three: you always have the right to plead the fifth ((Refer to notes)) Note number 1: for example if you were to ask how fit is my chest I could ask what's your cup size Note number two: actually this rule is quite straightforward Today at 12:16 PM That's understandable yeee Today at 12:16 PM Note number three: if you ask a question you have to answer The question that comes back but if I ask you don't have to answer Today at 12:20 PM Okay Today at 12:21 PM Oh also I'm in open book so ask me whatever you want Joined new server. This happened within the first half an hour of talking. Maaaajor yikes

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Fail, Halo, and Formation: Article Analysis Paper File Edit View Insert Format Tools Add-ons Help Accessibility All changes saved in Drive E E E X B IUA AP 100% 12 Normal text Times New... 2 1 6 Impression Formation & Halo Effect When meeting another person for the first time, a human's mind will automatically start evaluating them based largely off of their initial appearance and actions. They will assign the other person to categories or groups, making assumptions based off of what they can see and the behavior of the other person. This is called impression formation. Impression formation is a process often done unconsciously, based on experiences with people the observer has already met and categorized. This process is a prediction-it's not always correct Impression formation can have effects on the way you behave around others. The first impressions that we acquire when meeting others is a lasting effect, even when we come across other information about the person that contradicts our first impression. This is called the halo effect-the tendency to form an impression after meeting someone for the first time, whether favorable or unfavorable (although the negative impression sometimes goes by the pame of tho "horm effect"). This impression can cause all of the following comments and behavi interpreted based off of the impression. This can happen when meeting any person, situation, whether a relative, stranger, or interviewee. The halo effect can cause you a person's actions/behavior. This has a lasting effect on your perception of them, th behind why people say that "first impressions matter" Another effect of this process is that the categorization of people based on a can lead to assigning certain ideas to superficial categories, which results in a stereo Stereotypes can be misleading, causing people to treat others who fit into these stere differently than others who don't When meeting new people, I can feel the impact of the impression formatior A Spelling and grammar check sometimes subtle. I tend to behave differently when meeting someone new: I am shy, qurct, ainu Consider changing to: am a shy Feedback on suggestion gnore Ctrl+Alt+X reserved around those who I don't know well I am a shy and quiet (grammar check fail)

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America, God, and Head: penfairy Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained "why can't I treat everyone the same?" " don't want to be a Sie!" "but being friendly is respectful! "wouldn't using du' just show I like them?" until one guy conceded "I suppose maybe l'd use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren't such a cunt" and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying "you are all banned from using du until I can trust you" 4deflare God help Japanese teachers in Australia. languageoclock if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is derinthemadscientist Australia's reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We don't even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using 'sir' and 'ma'am' were sassing me. Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for 'go fuck yourself and if you weren't using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone they'd take it to mean you hated them. hollowedskin 100% true. the difference between "scuse me" and "excuse me" is a fistfight Source: penfairy
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Bad, Ether, and Fedora: I've actually played Bad company I think anyway all those types of games morph into one for me if I'm honest So nothing do would make me good enough for you I don't want you to do anything But you still buy every Lego game because it's different from the last one I don't expect you to I want to know where I can get RHey that's different XD better Can I ask you something It depends on the person RYeah Some girls want a guy with short hair but then if you get a haircut your less attractive to the girls who like long hair Why don't you want to be more than friends I'd just like a reason so maybe I could improve myself for the next girl 1 2 What I'm trying to say is we aren't a hive mind RIt's not about improvement We aren't the Borg with a long list of things we like and don't like, it depends on the individual It's about meeting someone who likes you The best version of you is just you right now for the right I don't have a perfect guy 3 person &Do I need to repeat myself again? And some girls will never find you attractive, but that's ok 4 Unless you want me to list generic things like "kind" "not an aggressive asshole" Like you You think I'm aggressive Don't make it about me Basically How would you change me to be your perfect guy Well you do have punch holes in your door &I don't have a perfect guy A lot of guys do Stop dodging questions So was this helpful for you &Idon't have a perfect guy So tell me why you don't wanna go on a date Do I need to repeat myself again? Not even one then decide after Oh my god it's like teaching a monkey mathematics Because when I look at youI don't feel anything, I don't find your personality attractive in any way not even a little, you don't do anything for me physically ether 5 6 Don't Want You Not only that you are the type of guy I'm afraid to say no to To I can find someone better &All these things add up to Good I want you to someone I wouldn't not wanna romantic with in any sort of way Last chance before I go &I'm not being harsh I'm being as honest as I can for you Goodbye and good luck Slut I'm not gonna change just for PIC COLLAGE you LO When a fedora is fuelled with Mountain Dew
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America, God, and Head: penfairy Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained "why can't I treat everyone the same?" " don't want to be a Sie!" "but being friendly is respectful! "wouldn't using du' just show I like them?" until one guy conceded "I suppose maybe l'd use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren't such a cunt" and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying "you are all banned from using du until I can trust you Cdeflare God help Japanese teachers in Australia. languageoclock if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is derinthemadscientist Australia's reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We don't even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using 'sir' and 'ma'am' were sassing me. Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for 'go fuck yourself and if you weren't using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone they'd take it to mean you hated them. hollowedskin 100% true. the difference between "scuse me" and "excuse me" is a fistfight Source: penfairy Stay awake at FUNSubstance.com AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OUI OUI OUI
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Bad, Ether, and Friends: I've actually played Bad company I think anyway all those types of games morph So nothing I do would make me good enough for you into one for me if I'm honest I don't want you to do anything But you still buy every Lego game because it's different from the last one I don't expect you to I want to know where I can get Hey that's different XD better Can I ask you something It depends on the person Yeah Some girls want a guy with short hair but then if you get a haircut your less attractive to the girls who like long hair Why don't you want to be more than friends I'd just like a 1 2 reason so maybe I could improve myself for the next girl RWhat I'm trying to say is we aren't a hive mind RIt's not about improvement We aren't the Borg with a long list of things we like and don't like, it depends on the individual It's about meeting someone who likes you The best version of you is just you right now for the right I don't have a perfect guy 3 person Do I need to repeat myself again? And some girls will never find you attractive,but that's ok 4 Unless you want me to list generic things like "kind" "not an aggressive asshole" Like you You think I'm aggressive Don't make it about me Basically How would you change me to be your perfect guy Well you do have punch holes in your door &I don't have a perfect guy A lot of guys do Stop dodging questions So was this helpful for you I don't have a perfect guy So tell me why you don't wanna go on a date Do I need to repeat myself again? Not even one then decide after Oh my god it's like teaching a monkey mathematics Because when I look at you don't feel anything, I don't find your personality attractive in any way not even a little, you don't do anything for me physically ether 5 6 Don't Want You R Not only that you are the type of guy I'm afraid to say no to To I can find someone better All these things add up to Good I want you to someone I wouldn't not wanna romantic with in any sort of way Last chance before I go I'm not being harsh I'm being as honest as I can for you Goodbye and good luck Slut I'm not gonna change just for PIC COLLAGE you I apologise for it being messy but I wanted to share my conversation with this guy
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