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r9k/ - What type of Robot are you ? I am a mix of The Slo ...: Robots E VANGELION The Wageslave The Elephant Man The Sloth The Cerebrotonic The The Mouse Super Autist - Timid, unassuming. afraid - Frail. weak body covered by unfiting clothes - Overly polite, uses please and thank you too much - Waits too long to keep door open for people - Massive social anxiety, and bad at hiding it - May have a particular nervous tick (ex. adjusting hair. picking teeth. biting fingernails) - Reminisces about past failures and awkward moments and can still feel cringeworthy about it - May dwell on past conversations, and think about better things he should have/could have said instead - Feels awkward for being alone in public: seldom does public recreational activities alone - May pretend to check his phone or watch when he feels awkward in public - At group events with a mix of strangers and friends, he follows his close friends around like a dog - In uncomfortable situations, his instinct is to retreat to - Cerebral/intellectual. introverted - His life is primarily lived through escapist retreats - Probably a NEET.or in a low-responsibility position that still seems like too much - The rarest of all the robot types - Also the most difficult to get close to, as his problems go beyond anxiety or aesthetics to the core of his - So ugly he makes children cry - People avoid him as if ugliness was contagious - May have developed a great sense of humor to make up for his aesthetic deficiencies, but it doesn't seem to bring people closer. They laugh at him, not with him. - Alternatively, may have failed to develop social skills because of a lack of experience with willing participants - Highly self-depreciating - A single smile from a cashier can make him feel good for a week. while a single chuckle by a person on the street (who wasn't even laughing at him) makes him feel - Stuck in a low-prestige, dead-end job he hates - Everything feels monotonous and repetitive - Wakes up groggy, forces self to repeat morning proce- dure, waits in traffic. does menial work, finishes day to face the awaiting traffic. goes back home, does nothing. goes to sleep too late. Rinse and repeat. - Worries about debt/mortgage/finances/bills/next paycheque constantly Doesn't have good relationships with coworkers. probably avoids them and finds excuses for group lunches - Feels like he has to fake a personality for the job - Always stressed. tired, might abuse cold medicine - Meals are mix between unhealthy binging and starving -Might drink a lot of coffee. alcohol. or smokes Daydreams about leaving it all behind, or killing his boss - Always thinks about the weekends, but never does anything different on them - Uni student. or in a studious job (ex. STEM/Law) -Passive, if not apathetic - Emotionally restrained shell, feels unable to express anything personal/emotional - Wears plain. neutral-coloured clothing - Has difficulty with life tasks such as cooking, shopping. fashion. haircuts. exercise, sunlight - Has given up on the external world, which is clearly evidenced by his living conditions, body, and hygiene - "Ants in the house? Ill get used to them. - Either undereats or overeats - Has pissed into a jug unironically - Supported by very loving, very worried family - A master of his favourite entertainment medium. whether an MMO (ex. runescape) or Anime, etc. - Criticizes other people for having bad taste in waifus - Either sleeps 2 hours a day or 20 hours a day - Hits the snooze button at least 5 times persona - Just not made for this world - Gives off "crazy vibes", people avoid him out of fear or disgust - Absolutely make fun of him for it zero self-awareness, and people often Never initiates social contact: often gives overly concise answers as replies, particularly for personal topics - Resultantly, nobody ever bothers with him, and they end up thinking that he hates them or wants to be alone because of his aloofness and cold demeanor - May have a rage meter", where once he gets provoked enough. he bursts out violently - Might really really really like trains or puzzles or the like bad for a month - Loves anonymity for its blindnesss and may use it as his primary social channel. although he sill craves physical contact and deeper, more personal connections - If romantic oportunities present themselves, he backs off entirely, only to regret it later - May know how to fix his life, but realizes that hell never take the steps to do so. hence he gives up and accepts his current trajectory as inevitable - Walks too fast, stands funny - Can't cook. Ether eats fast food or pre-made meals. Maybe Kraft Dinner if its a special night - Loneliness has crippled him to the point of insanity. may have imaginary friends or a waifu the solitude of his isolated home, or to burst into treats Normie Scum DERP The UnderageB& The Cyborg Frog Memes Le The Histrionic The Wannabe - Treats /r9k/ as if it was [s4s1/reddit and nothing more - Could have started visiting 4chan AFTER reddit - Spams memes to the point of killing them: the guy who tells old jokes over and over and ruins them - Never participates in anything but flavour-of-the-month meme threads (ex. Rare Pepes) - Might come to "laugh at the losers and their funny green - Dude weed 420 LMAO Doesn't really feel a connection to /r9k/'s community,nor can he feel our feels the same depth. - Might feel a little nervous asking a girl out at a bar and conflates that with social anxiety he sees others complaining about. - Has likely had sexual contact before, and may get it currently - Has a number of close friends he feels comfortable - NOT limited to females - A failed normie - Probably hasn't outgrown /b/ yet Enjoys concerts, prides self on music taste - Not lazy because of crippling psychosocial problems, but rather because he's worthless vermin -Has a number of friends, and does social things with them in real life frequently - Comfortable being himself it just so happens that not everyone likes him -If he doesn't have much romantic history, its probably because he's a highschooler Attention-seeking camwhore, or tripfag Comes for validation and attention - Comes on /r9k/ to feel better about himself in comparison - Teeters between excessive self-confidence, and Seems to think that their content is so much better than that of anonymous posters that justifies creating a brand around themselves Realistically, replies to their posts would drop immensely without making their identity clear because there's nothing incredulous about what they have to say - May be found saying "Im a girl and/but.." - Wrongly assumes that he/she is an exception to tripfags. and that none of this applies to him/her in particular bragging to mask a crippling Adonis Complex - Pretends to be a normie or chad and gives common-sensical advice to others with the same prob- lems to falsely feel competent - Brags about his good traits (ex. body) to reinforce the belief that he's better than the average poster - If he posts pictures of his body, its always with the post-workout pump. If he shows his lower body. he puts socks in his underwear to increase bulge. - Might actually have a lot in common with robots, but deludes himself into thinking otherwise. and his posting style is too aggravating to others to elicit decent conversation instead of a barrage of angry replies. meme arrow stories - Goes to reddit after poaching 4chan content to get upvotes - Not socially deficient, just socially different - Uses smiley faces in text conversations - Might call himself a dork/geek/nerd/eccentric/crazy - His type is largely responsible for the viral spread and unwanted publicity of /r9k/ content - May have a gf/fwb, or hooks up, or has girls who are currently interested in him that he just doesn't feel assed to date or interested enough in talking to one-on-one - May be found talking about how /r9k/ was never created for socially inept losers, and yet fails to realize that /r9k2/ was brought back with exactly that target audience in mind - May be found saying that going without sex as a nonvirgin is harder than going without sex as a virgin r9k/ - What type of Robot are you ? I am a mix of The Slo ...
r9k/ - What type of Robot are you ? I am a mix of The Slo ...: Robots E VANGELION The Wageslave The Elephant Man The Sloth The Cerebrotonic The The Mouse Super Autist - Timid, unassuming. afraid - Frail. weak body covered by unfiting clothes - Overly polite, uses please and thank you too much - Waits too long to keep door open for people - Massive social anxiety, and bad at hiding it - May have a particular nervous tick (ex. adjusting hair. picking teeth. biting fingernails) - Reminisces about past failures and awkward moments and can still feel cringeworthy about it - May dwell on past conversations, and think about better things he should have/could have said instead - Feels awkward for being alone in public: seldom does public recreational activities alone - May pretend to check his phone or watch when he feels awkward in public - At group events with a mix of strangers and friends, he follows his close friends around like a dog - In uncomfortable situations, his instinct is to retreat to - Cerebral/intellectual. introverted - His life is primarily lived through escapist retreats - Probably a NEET.or in a low-responsibility position that still seems like too much - The rarest of all the robot types - Also the most difficult to get close to, as his problems go beyond anxiety or aesthetics to the core of his - So ugly he makes children cry - People avoid him as if ugliness was contagious - May have developed a great sense of humor to make up for his aesthetic deficiencies, but it doesn't seem to bring people closer. They laugh at him, not with him. - Alternatively, may have failed to develop social skills because of a lack of experience with willing participants - Highly self-depreciating - A single smile from a cashier can make him feel good for a week. while a single chuckle by a person on the street (who wasn't even laughing at him) makes him feel - Stuck in a low-prestige, dead-end job he hates - Everything feels monotonous and repetitive - Wakes up groggy, forces self to repeat morning proce- dure, waits in traffic. does menial work, finishes day to face the awaiting traffic. goes back home, does nothing. goes to sleep too late. Rinse and repeat. - Worries about debt/mortgage/finances/bills/next paycheque constantly Doesn't have good relationships with coworkers. probably avoids them and finds excuses for group lunches - Feels like he has to fake a personality for the job - Always stressed. tired, might abuse cold medicine - Meals are mix between unhealthy binging and starving -Might drink a lot of coffee. alcohol. or smokes Daydreams about leaving it all behind, or killing his boss - Always thinks about the weekends, but never does anything different on them - Uni student. or in a studious job (ex. STEM/Law) -Passive, if not apathetic - Emotionally restrained shell, feels unable to express anything personal/emotional - Wears plain. neutral-coloured clothing - Has difficulty with life tasks such as cooking, shopping. fashion. haircuts. exercise, sunlight - Has given up on the external world, which is clearly evidenced by his living conditions, body, and hygiene - "Ants in the house? Ill get used to them. - Either undereats or overeats - Has pissed into a jug unironically - Supported by very loving, very worried family - A master of his favourite entertainment medium. whether an MMO (ex. runescape) or Anime, etc. - Criticizes other people for having bad taste in waifus - Either sleeps 2 hours a day or 20 hours a day - Hits the snooze button at least 5 times persona - Just not made for this world - Gives off "crazy vibes", people avoid him out of fear or disgust - Absolutely make fun of him for it zero self-awareness, and people often Never initiates social contact: often gives overly concise answers as replies, particularly for personal topics - Resultantly, nobody ever bothers with him, and they end up thinking that he hates them or wants to be alone because of his aloofness and cold demeanor - May have a rage meter", where once he gets provoked enough. he bursts out violently - Might really really really like trains or puzzles or the like bad for a month - Loves anonymity for its blindnesss and may use it as his primary social channel. although he sill craves physical contact and deeper, more personal connections - If romantic oportunities present themselves, he backs off entirely, only to regret it later - May know how to fix his life, but realizes that hell never take the steps to do so. hence he gives up and accepts his current trajectory as inevitable - Walks too fast, stands funny - Can't cook. Ether eats fast food or pre-made meals. Maybe Kraft Dinner if its a special night - Loneliness has crippled him to the point of insanity. may have imaginary friends or a waifu the solitude of his isolated home, or to burst into treats Normie Scum DERP The UnderageB& The Cyborg Frog Memes Le The Histrionic The Wannabe - Treats /r9k/ as if it was [s4s1/reddit and nothing more - Could have started visiting 4chan AFTER reddit - Spams memes to the point of killing them: the guy who tells old jokes over and over and ruins them - Never participates in anything but flavour-of-the-month meme threads (ex. Rare Pepes) - Might come to "laugh at the losers and their funny green - Dude weed 420 LMAO Doesn't really feel a connection to /r9k/'s community,nor can he feel our feels the same depth. - Might feel a little nervous asking a girl out at a bar and conflates that with social anxiety he sees others complaining about. - Has likely had sexual contact before, and may get it currently - Has a number of close friends he feels comfortable - NOT limited to females - A failed normie - Probably hasn't outgrown /b/ yet Enjoys concerts, prides self on music taste - Not lazy because of crippling psychosocial problems, but rather because he's worthless vermin -Has a number of friends, and does social things with them in real life frequently - Comfortable being himself it just so happens that not everyone likes him -If he doesn't have much romantic history, its probably because he's a highschooler Attention-seeking camwhore, or tripfag Comes for validation and attention - Comes on /r9k/ to feel better about himself in comparison - Teeters between excessive self-confidence, and Seems to think that their content is so much better than that of anonymous posters that justifies creating a brand around themselves Realistically, replies to their posts would drop immensely without making their identity clear because there's nothing incredulous about what they have to say - May be found saying "Im a girl and/but.." - Wrongly assumes that he/she is an exception to tripfags. and that none of this applies to him/her in particular bragging to mask a crippling Adonis Complex - Pretends to be a normie or chad and gives common-sensical advice to others with the same prob- lems to falsely feel competent - Brags about his good traits (ex. body) to reinforce the belief that he's better than the average poster - If he posts pictures of his body, its always with the post-workout pump. If he shows his lower body. he puts socks in his underwear to increase bulge. - Might actually have a lot in common with robots, but deludes himself into thinking otherwise. and his posting style is too aggravating to others to elicit decent conversation instead of a barrage of angry replies. meme arrow stories - Goes to reddit after poaching 4chan content to get upvotes - Not socially deficient, just socially different - Uses smiley faces in text conversations - Might call himself a dork/geek/nerd/eccentric/crazy - His type is largely responsible for the viral spread and unwanted publicity of /r9k/ content - May have a gf/fwb, or hooks up, or has girls who are currently interested in him that he just doesn't feel assed to date or interested enough in talking to one-on-one - May be found talking about how /r9k/ was never created for socially inept losers, and yet fails to realize that /r9k2/ was brought back with exactly that target audience in mind - May be found saying that going without sex as a nonvirgin is harder than going without sex as a virgin r9k/ - What type of Robot are you ? I am a mix of The Slo ...
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