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Being Alone, Arguing, and Bad: "Did you see what that Psycho Bitch did?" - A 16 yr old boy screamed this at me after I pushed his desk (which he was sitting in) so hard that it almost hit the wall. I warned this boy THREE TIMES to leave me alone. To leave my possessions alone. To stop putting his feet on my books which were under my chair. To stop putting his knees against the back of my chair and pushing, which rocked me back and forth. I told this boy THREE TIMES to leave me alone and the last time I told him 've warned you three times now. Stop, gonna regret it." or you are To which he taunted. "Ooooh, Dunn, sood scared." So he did it again And I lost it. The camels back didn't have a chance, it snapped like a kit kat I turned around, put my hands on his desk and as I screamed every bit of profanity at him at volumes that I'm sure were heard down the hall, and I shoved. Every ounce of anger and frustration went into that push. I pushed that desk (he was still in it.) so hard that it parted the two empty desks behind him and he almost hit the wal Everyone around me was stunned, but then the boys sitting beside me JUMPED to their feet and started applauding, FINALLY DID IT! Someone FINALLY stood up to the bully cause someone As they start to clap the teacher jumps to her feet and points to the door. "HALLWAY NOW!" And I'm just standing there, sobbing. "I just me alone. I just wanted wanted him to leave to be left alone." As I was walking around the desk (people are still applauding.) the bully snapped out of his daze and jumped to his feet. "DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT PSYCHO BITCH DID!?" I turned on a dime. "YOU WANNA SEE PSYCHO BITCH! I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU PSYCHO BITCH!" And I practically launched myself in his general direction. I say practically, because as my two besties scrambled to their feet to tackle me, my teacher grabbed the back of my shirt mid air and threw me into the hallway "YOU HALLWAY! AND YOU MISTER! OFFICE! NOW!" PERSASSY_SUPERWHO "BUT I'M INNOCENT!" He tried to argue. The boys that sat in the next aisle over stood and said 'Ms Fye, she asked him to stop. She asked him to stop three times. We heard it." She wrote him a hall pass. "You go to the office. I'll be there in 5 minutes. And if you aren't there sitting in a chair waiting for me, then we're calling truente." The boy walked out the room gesturing like "you know you want it." But the teacher shoved him down the hall. After he turned the corner she turned to me and asked. "What the HELL happened?" And all could say (as I was crying) wanted to be left alone. I just wanted him to leave me and my stuff and my desk and my books alone. But he wouldn't. He kept pushing my chai. He kept putting his feet on my books under the desk. He kept moving my gym bag. I just wanted to be left alone." was "I just She hugged me, promised me that she was going to move me, that I was never going to have to see him again. She sent me to the restroom and walked back into the classroom to inform the class that I was going to be sitting boys that sat next to me took it it upon themselves to save me the hassle of going back to the scene of the crime and forming life chain, passing my things over from one kid to the next to the chair I was going to be sitting in. on the other side of the room. And the a I came back to the room and there was no jeering, couple of boys pointing out that my stuff in my new seat. rude comments or gestures. Just a no was The teacher went to the office and the boy eventually got 3 day in-school suspension, and a serious tongue lashing from my teacher. Looking back on it now, I realize how lucky I was I didn't end up getting suspended or expelled. (Technically I never touched the boy... close... but I never touched him.) In fact, I don't think my parents even got called. To this day they have no idea how close their daughter came to beating the shit out of a football player. But the thing that stuck me the most was no one in the class ever treated me like I was crazy. In fact, it freak out this one boy so bad he left me pencils on my desk every day. I like to think of myself as a non-violent person. But then I remember... that time I almost showed a boy what a psycho bitch really was. (via castielcampbell) ifunny co Reinvented by Persassy SuperWho for iFunny:) Found on - Yassssss Meme #yassssssmeme #yasssss #meme - tumblr The post Found on appeared first on Gag Dad.
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Dad, Love, and Meme: AND WE CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE. mushroomsandteeth: creme-meme: I sat up immediately in bed to make this post but what if!!! the little tendrils on Sleeper denote immaturity (in the sense of age) on a Klyntar? like Sleeper is a really young member of its species so it can’t fully control the fine motor skills needed to keep those tendrils from drifting away from the body??!!!! babby… small avocado… so young… is only a creatur… This is kinda interesting because Carnage has like 50 of those on them at all times. Maybe they just like them or maybe its an Earth symbiote thing Maybe it could be something to do with Earth’s atmosphere/ composition that caused Klyntar on Earth to have those little tendrils? Like maybe Klyntar are used to stronger gravity than Earth’s and older symbiotes can adapt more readily to different environments due to experience.It would make sense bc Carnage was born earlier and Sleeper much later, and we know genetic memory to be one of the main pinnacles of symbiote biology.Also I would love it if every in universe character looked at Sleeper and went ‘baby’ but when they looked at Carnage they instead go ‘yea they never grew out of their immature phase’ implying that symbiotes grow out of murdering everyone eventually.Cletus ‘it’s not a phase, dad’ KasidyIt would also make sense as to why Carnage has so many of those tendrils while Sleeper has fewer because Carnage was born earlier on Earth and Sleeper much later, and we know genetic memory to be one of the pinnacles of Klyntar biology.I would also love it if every in-universe character went ‘baby!!!’ at Sleeper but when they looked at Carnage they just went ‘yea they never grew out of their immature phase’, implying that Klyntar grow out of wanting to murder everybody eventually.Cletus ‘it’s not a phase, dad’ Kasidy

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College, Dancing, and Facebook: 1:08 v Q tumblr meme tumblr meme depression funny funny tumblr imgur lovecorp-deactivated20180525 lindsaylohoean tumbir has been very weak on memes the past few weeks, where are our new memes? why is meme preduction so fat behind? sjsfjh imagine if tumbir had memories like facebook does lovecorp one year ago today you posted: "i wish i could fucking eat dirt like a worm" irllavellarn It's because school has started! Class time takes valuable time away from shitposting, which is why meme production always increases in May/June and stays consistent throughout the summer, then decreases around August. It's just market fluctuations, there's no cause for concern. typical Tumblr - Meme by YourOt... memedroid.com WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESKAN HOUR AGO SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER SUSAN stop dancing This is seous HEY SUSAN IM GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU stagrunner WANT ANYTHING SUSAN? SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE (slams palms on table PRIVATIZED EDUCATION AND COMPULSORY COLLEGE HAS SPIRALED US INTO MEME RECESSION 1:55 SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED ICOLD REALLY USE Tumblr Memes - YouTube youtube.com YOUR HELP Source: lindsaylohoean ohndoomedbutiovingitegbert pikanan The Great Meme Depression Tu knowyourmeme.com florawrsaurus florawrsaurus science side of tumble? explain Save your favorite memes Create a "Memes" collection you can go back to later Dismiss Create collection Trying to make fun of tumblr with my friend and Google tries to push a new feature
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Gg, Meme, and Target: Aesthdtice-Meme aestheticc-meme: Monkey Business Commission for @nwdecontact of  Roma Torchwick and Sunni Wukong Roma’s design belongs to @minacream and @nwdecontactHDs in the serverino

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Fucking, Meme, and Target: and CK..TT eslheticce-Meme n me and icc-Meme icc-Meme <p><a href="https://aestheticc-meme.tumblr.com/post/176198669064/pin-her-down-arc-this-is-so-sad-penny-play-dream" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aestheticc-meme</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2><b>PIN HER DOWN ARC</b></h2> <p><b>This is so sad. Penny, play Dream Come True by Casey Williams</b></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2528" data-orig-width="2992"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/56f2b33510d80f9558d07e18a382c927/tumblr_inline_pcbvp5tyLH1sdoznj_540.png" data-orig-height="2528" data-orig-width="2992"/></figure><p>Also</p> <figure data-orig-height="90" data-orig-width="172"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/84369587a6b38cba560974f55e01a2a2/tumblr_inline_pcbvprX9Mt1sdoznj_540.png" data-orig-height="90" data-orig-width="172"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="3720" data-orig-width="3180" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ea65cb6b62b92180cd00d24a4f3df647/tumblr_inline_pcbvqdQAF51sdoznj_540.png" data-orig-height="3720" data-orig-width="3180"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="3720" data-orig-width="3180" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/654c1d98e6644c820a77528ec185d588/tumblr_inline_pcbvqdbQEZ1sdoznj_540.png" data-orig-height="3720" data-orig-width="3180"/></figure><p><b>WE HIT 6K BOIS. 6 FUCKING THOUSAND HOLY FUCK. THANKS FOR LIKING MY SMUT YOU GUYS. </b></p> <p><b>It’s still amazing to me that I passed 1k. Cheers guys :D</b></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="3720" data-orig-width="3180"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c7c7b80a9eeb1dc340cc54cd03fb077e/tumblr_inline_pcbvulZJup1sdoznj_540.png" data-orig-height="3720" data-orig-width="3180"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="3720" data-orig-width="3180" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d2e9b75b21af0af3b7b9fad59bfb1d9f/tumblr_inline_pcbvul69uz1sdoznj_540.png" data-orig-height="3720" data-orig-width="3180"/></figure><p>and clean versions</p> </blockquote>
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