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Alive, Family, and Future: Ignoring your parents and getting put on time out Being sassy to parents and getting put on time out Stealing a cookie from the cookie jar and getting put on time out Hitting your sister and getting put on time out Bullying a kid at school and getting put on time out Stealing a car and plowing through a crowd of people and getting put on time out Shooting up the school and getting put on time out Suicide bombing Times Square, New York, killing hundreds and getting put on time out Collecting all of your bellybutton lint throughout your entire life infecting it with asbestos, and dropping it in random places in your family member's homes because "If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation," and getting put on time out Posting thousands of normie memes online causing the global iq average to drop slowly over time until you are the smartest person alive and then setting up a dictatorship in which everyone in the world serves you and getting put on time out Developing a drug that cures cancer but using all of your billions in profit to buy a system of millions of env destructive gas generators, which you run 24/7 for the rest of your life causing global warming to happen faster, killing all life along the equator. and getting put on time out Breeding hamsters until you have an army of millions and overthrowing your government, setting up a communist government, and declaring war on half the world to start a nuclear war the destroys half the earth and getting put on time out Developing technology to communicate with an alien race, far away, over text and then insulting them until they become so enraged that they attack earth, destroying it and getting put on time out Hiking into a remote Himalayan village where the elders teach you how to see through the multiverse and then contacting a universe that has the technology to travel though time, getting them to teach you how to build a time machine and then using that time machine to go into the future where they have the technology to actually jump between universes in the multiverse and then forming a massive army of the best assassins in history and killing every person in the multiverse except for your parents and then using your psychic powers to make all of the assassins commit suicide leaving only you and your parents, and thus, gettting put on time out <p>when ur just too hardcore of a ni🅱️🅱️a for your parents</p>
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