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Bad, Beautiful, and Crazy: SOME JERK CLOCKED AN NYC DUDE BECAUSE HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE SHIA LABEOUF Last week, it was reported that a dude who bore an uncanny resemblance to Shia Labeouf was clocked by a stranger in the face, for no reason other than said resemblance to Shia Labeouf. The dude, advertising art director Mario Licarto, has since ridden the fallout of the punch to the weirdest fifteen minutes of fame ever, culminating in a Cosmo interview, in which he revealed that Shia himself had called and left a voicemail. It was a pretty long voicemail. He was like, "Hey, this is Shia LaBeouf... Ijust read an article that you were punched in the face because you look like me? " And he was like, "Aw, man. That sucks. l'm so sorry. But I getit It's happened to me before." And then he was like, "i don't know. I wish I was in New York. I'd come bring you soup. " He was just like, "This sucks. I don't even know what to say. I'm sorry. People are just crazy. Just because you look like me?" I was obviously laughing the whole time. And then he was like, "Here's my phone number. Don't give it to anybody. Please, please, call me back. Call me back if you want to. We could chat. Let's giggle over this. Maybe there's a silver lining in all this. But call me back." And then he was like, "And once again, this is Shia LaBeouf, the guy you got hit for looking like. And yeah, man, I'm sorry. I'm just really sorry." And he was like "Keep your head up, G." And that was it He sounded bummed and genuinely really bad. Like he just felt like shit. Like I can't believe this happened. This sucks. And he was just like, "I wish I was in New York but I'm not." I thought it was really funny that he wanted to bring me soup n0chillvibes: wholesome-memes-only: veryangryfeminist: grampasimpson: some dude got decked for looking like shia labeouf and so shia labeouf sent him the best voicemail of all time he’d come bring the man soup I fucking love him Somehow, this is pure and good this is so beautiful
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