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Being Alone, Food, and Lurking: Yesterday at 7:01 AM > today I let a house rat live. > This rat was always eating my tinapays (cheap bread in Filipino) at night. > This rat was also disturbing me when I'm watching porn at night. > Sometimes I see him lurking on my unwashed dishes and stuffs. > He also ate my box of chocolates I was planning to give to someone and the roses too. And ruined my newly bought ACG Windbreaker jacket. > So in my disgusts, I setup a clever water trap. > I was planning to let and watched him drown without mercy. > He was very persistent and eager to live that it took me over three hours watching him paddle for his own survival not knowing that he hasn't evern have the slightest chance to survive on the water trap I setup. > And in those hours I remembered, Tasih how to clean my dishes ight nter eating - Twas the rat who urged me to keep my food in the right places > Twas him, the rat who showed me that when I don't keep my place tidy and neat, rats and shit show up. > So I picked him up right before he drowned himself to the trap I purposely built for him. > Headed to the park (front of my apartment's bldg) > Gave him some leftover tinapays so he could eat before we part. > Say my goodbyes, and gently I let him run on the ground and let him live > Its all quite a bit sad because I'm all alone now, but, - Thank you Mir. Rat, for teaching me how to adult. Thank you An Unlikely Friend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PWAZUU

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Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke and the girl under his bed starts laughing too Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.

Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find anothe...

Candy, Fire, and Irs: Jordan Adams @JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipesso much better than I could've imagined Ethan's Eggs Serving: 10 Prep time: 1 hour Cook time: 2 seconds Cost: $3.00 Ingredients: Pancakes Sugar Skittles Ca Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse Bpe Instructions: " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it. You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put anything on them because that's how you makes eggs, with nothing." irs Ariana's Macaroni serving: 3 people prep time: 5 minutes Cook time: 5 minutes a day h Cost: I think $2 Ingredients: Melted cheese Macaroni Appies trawberries, I like them because they are healthy Toys Backpack doll Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to think..oh yeah....the mall. oot Instructions: you First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says," why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!" Joe's Tacos ng: I don't even know Serv prea time: like 45 minutes Cook time: I think 55 minutes Cost. i don't even know aredients: Get the meat and lettuce at HEB Taco shells are there too Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get more Lettuce Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff Instructions: rst I change th onl on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is don't sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are su eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them do them know how cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J on't lijke beans t I made candy and it t y and it turned brown. I dont r me think...one time want taco ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it." eat a burrito one to make Sebastiän s Pancakes Serving: 3 Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost: $70 Se VW ngredients Salt and that's it In Fl Be Where to buy: Walmart Instructions: You get a thingy from the house and you put it inin the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0 you have to be careful. You make like, someth put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on ing and p <p><a href="http://radiant-mercy.tumblr.com/post/174063000555/tastefullyoffensive-via-jordankadams97-kids" class="tumblr_blog">radiant-mercy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/174061849948/via-jordankadams97" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanKAdams97/status/996838075128057858">JordanKAdams97</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>Kids are so hilarious I love it</p></blockquote>

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Africa, America, and Blessed: <p>Black artist history day 25: American poet Phillis Wheatley.</p> <p>Phillis Wheatley was born in The mid-1700s in West Africa and kidnapped to be sold into slavery when she was about seven or eight. She was bought by the Wheatley family of Boston and, unlike many slaves, was actually taught by her masters to read and write, even providing her scholarship in Greek and Latin classics. She received unprecedented classical education for a girl of any race and certainly for an enslaved person. The Wheatley’s encouraged her to pursue poetry when they saw her talent, and she wrote her first poem at age 14.</p> <p>Her poetry often had religious themes and wrote on a few political topics, including writing King George III a letter praising him for repealing the stamp act. He was a fan of hers, along with George Washington, who invited her to meet with him at his Massachusetts headquarters. Her work was also noticed and re-published by Thomas Paine.</p> <p>Her work became popular in both England and the colonies. She became the first published African-American female poet and was eventually emancipated by the Wheatley family and married to a free black grocer. She had a complicated relationship with slavery, believing it to be overall cruel and in need of abolishment, but at the same time seeing it as a hidden blessing for her personally since she was blessed with kind masters and found Christianity through it. Her relationship with race and Faith is expressed in her poem “On being brought from Africa to America”</p> <p>“Twas mercy brought me from my Pagan land,<br/> Taught my benighted soul to understand<br/> That there&rsquo;s a God, that there&rsquo;s a Saviour too:<br/> Once I redemption neither sought nor knew.<br/> Some view our sable race with scornful eye,<br/> &ldquo;Their colour is a diabolic dye.&rdquo;<br/> Remember, Christians, Negroes, black as Cain,<br/> May be refin&rsquo;d, and join th&rsquo; angelic train.”</p>

<p>Black artist history day 25: American poet Phillis Wheatley.</p> <p>Phillis Wheatley was born in The mid-1700s in West Africa and kidnap...

Bad, Future, and Goals: DO YOUR-FUTURE SELF A FAVOR AND WORK ARD NOW Who you are in the future depends on what you do today. Here are a few vital things you can do today that your future self will thank you for. Take this checklist and do each step thoroughly. Your life will line up like magic. ✔️Invest in yourself! We spend so much time investing in relationships and this is a good thing. But we cannot forget that investment in ourselves is as important. Take some time now. Start investing on bettering yourself to become a better person, it will attract even better thing to your life. ✔️Decide what your values are and live them every day. A person who has a strong set of beliefs and values is a happy and strong person. A person who does not have a clearly defined set of beliefs and values is tossed about in life like a tiny ship on an angry ocean. There is nothing certain to a person like this except the fact that he will be at the mercy of others ✔️Measure your successes by your own definition of “success” Everywhere we are bombarded with images of “success” we are told we are successful if we are thin, rich and have power. Well guess what? There are many people with all of those things and most of those people are completely miserable. ✔️Seek forward progress on the path to your goals. Realize that some goals may take years and others, a lifetime. Keep track of your forward progress and give yourself rewards for making it a little further on your path. ✔️Don’t stop learning. Learning is the best thing you can do to improve your current and future life! Learn a new skill, language, something! ✔️Create good habits. Good habits are the key to all success. Bad habits are the unlocked door to failure. ✔️Understand that wherever you are, you can always make a new start. It is never too late and things are never too far gone. What you have done in the past is in the past and your future is what you make it. All you have to do is plot your course and go! - Good luck! - future success millionairementor

Who you are in the future depends on what you do today. Here are a few vital things you can do today that your future self will thank you fo...