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SO TRUE. (via Close to Classy)
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Send me money... how bow dah? ( @the_mermaid_lagoon )
Get your shit together Ariel @theyearofelan
On the left I see a blue loofah. On the right I see a princess goddess mermaid
Never 👏🏼 fucking 👏🏼 settle 👏🏼 ( @the_mermaid_lagoon )
@the_mermaid_lagoon and I always need someone to watch us
Bye byeee devil dick ( @the_mermaid_lagoon )
These is blister shoes @iamcardib @the_mermaid_lagoon
*Ross voice* IM FINE!!!! 😭😭😭(@the_mermaid_lagoon)
MAN BEAR PIG
Hoes stick together 👯♀️ ( @the_mermaid_lagoon )
i don’t know why but this has me in fucking hysterics
i have a question about tattoos and appropriation okay so hopefully this makes sense. i really like ‘japanese’ style tattoos ( i’m not sure ...
This is the most amazing thing I've seen 😍 shawty bad af 👏🏽 Mermaid . Follow @nochillvines for more!
I was gonna make a joke saying "this is how I got my last promotion" but I felt like it may offend people since humour isn't allowed anymore...
My metabolism doesn’t exist 😭💀(@the_mermaid_lagoon)
Nahh, not for me 💅🏼 ( @the_mermaid_lagoon )
Me tn tbh. ( @the_mermaid_lagoon )
Felt this in my soul
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So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mo...
Child of God- because karma 💅🏼 ( @the_mermaid_lagoon )
I'm busy being my own cuddle buddy on the low😴 Via @the_mermaid_lagoon
@the_mermaid_lagoon knows what I’m talking about
While watching Cupcake Wars (@the_mermaid_lagoon)
I am Bloody Bumblebee. 🐝 Follow @9gag
So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter that’s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unic...
Call me Thicc Sandwich. 😉
My genius wife's work, at age 6:
Welcome to the WEYERDEST ZOO EVER...
Tiger dogs! Goat horses! Mermaid foxes! An "Ice Cerym" booth! https://...
a true love story https://t.co/NyIkcEwc3t
Imagine if being a mermaid was your job 😂😂 Watch the episode over on our Facebook page now!
Best playlist ever 🌚😆 rp & follow @the_mermaid_lagoon 🐬💓 @the_mermaid_lagoon @the_mermaid_lagoon
Psss... PSsss... PSSSS HEY BITCH! Oh no, did I wake you up? Oh well, wanna cook me pancakes?? 🥞💕 (@the_mermaid_lagoon 👑)