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How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks by etw2016 MORE MEMES: How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks by etw2016 MORE MEMES

How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks by etw2016 MORE MEMES

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How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks: How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks

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Don’t you just love informative error messages?: Don’t you just love informative error messages?

Don’t you just love informative error messages?

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Unlocking some coded messages .: Unlocking some coded messages .

Unlocking some coded messages .

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Unlocking some coded messages . by pridude MORE MEMES: Unlocking some coded messages . by pridude MORE MEMES

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My ex I met on Tinder only messages me when she’s super drunk and I’ve been waiting since October to finish this joke.: My ex I met on Tinder only messages me when she’s super drunk and I’ve been waiting since October to finish this joke.

My ex I met on Tinder only messages me when she’s super drunk and I’ve been waiting since October to finish this joke.

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(Not anti-LGBT+. Just addressing the fact that capitalists co-opt progressive symbolism and messages to sell the proletariat things they don’t need, which make them poorer, since they could’ve spent their money, alternatively, on things they actually need).: (Not anti-LGBT+. Just addressing the fact that capitalists co-opt progressive symbolism and messages to sell the proletariat things they don’t need, which make them poorer, since they could’ve spent their money, alternatively, on things they actually need).

(Not anti-LGBT+. Just addressing the fact that capitalists co-opt progressive symbolism and messages to sell the proletariat things they...

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Hidden messages: Hidden messages

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I love when people spread messages of love and positivity 💖 by NotAMazda MORE MEMES: I love when people spread messages of love and positivity 💖 by NotAMazda MORE MEMES

I love when people spread messages of love and positivity 💖 by NotAMazda MORE MEMES

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I love when people spread messages of love and positivity 💖: I love when people spread messages of love and positivity 💖

I love when people spread messages of love and positivity 💖

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Whenever anybody messages me during this quarantine: Whenever anybody messages me during this quarantine

Whenever anybody messages me during this quarantine

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Whenever anybody messages me during this quarantine: Whenever anybody messages me during this quarantine

Whenever anybody messages me during this quarantine

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littlesmartart: #artblackout look after your artists! we work so hard to provide you with free content, so give us the respect we deserve and don’t steal or repost our work, and help promote us by reblogging and giving us credit! I’m also personally posting this because in the last year or so I’ve received more hate messages on my art blog than I have in the whole fifteen fucking years I’ve been posting art on the internet put together - and whilst I’m fortunate enough to have a wonderful support system that help me feel strong enough to ignore any grossness, I’ve seen many brilliant artist friends lose motivation and hope from being treated like shit by their fandom. and that’s not fucking acceptable. : littlesmartart: #artblackout look after your artists! we work so hard to provide you with free content, so give us the respect we deserve and don’t steal or repost our work, and help promote us by reblogging and giving us credit! I’m also personally posting this because in the last year or so I’ve received more hate messages on my art blog than I have in the whole fifteen fucking years I’ve been posting art on the internet put together - and whilst I’m fortunate enough to have a wonderful support system that help me feel strong enough to ignore any grossness, I’ve seen many brilliant artist friends lose motivation and hope from being treated like shit by their fandom. and that’s not fucking acceptable.

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stellarsteele: Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :))). Prologue My name is Eva. I had one boyfriend in high school who turned out to be a disappointment. After breaking up with him, he kept sending me creepy messages on social media. I did what any girl would do—I blocked him. I am anxious for another romantic experience with a different outcome. I thought college would be my chance, but this pandemic swooped in and fucked everything up. My ideal is a cute guy who is sensitive and provides me with unconditional love. I want to have deep conversations with him too. Physical appearance isn’t my greatest asset: I am not ugly, but not gorgeous. Sometimes guys at parties tell me that I’m charming and a good listener though. I would much rather be kissed than told these things, but I’ve learned to work with what I have. I must admit, I’m hard on myself. My roommate Emma has a lot of hookups and I always feel below her. She still complains about the absence of dateable guys which makes me feel better about my lack of success. I should mention my parents because I am going to be stuck with them for a while. They are strange as fuck. My dad is a classic nerd and my mother was wild in college. I’m pretty sure that she did cocaine at a party in college once. I honestly couldn’t tell you how they ended up together. I have no idea what to expect from this quarantine. I’m going to try to be productive and stay positive. Maybe, something good will come out of this. I’ve already improved my personal hygiene—it’s hard to stay super hygienic in college. I’ve been eating a lot healthier too since college cafeterias are no longer part of my daily routine. I also have a good excuse for being single. I’m going to take this time to find out more about myself. Maybe a boyfriend isn’t what I need right now. Although, if a cute guy were to enter my life right now, I am not sure I would be able to refuse him. Even if he got me infected… Day 1 My quarantine hasn’t been too bad so far. I started off by cleaning my room: I found a lot of dust under my bed and on my windows that desperately needed attention. My closet was a disaster too. I found a ton of clothes that haven’t fit me since middle school. After, I went for a run in my neighborhood and discovered that my neighbors were completely disregarding the social distancing protocol. I didn’t heckle them or anything for disobeying the rules, but I was disappointed. You really discover who people really are when the world goes to shit. I laid on my bed for a while and ended up reading an entire book. I haven’t been committed to a book like that since the Harry Potter books. I was lowkey impressed with myself. After, I fell asleep for a couple hours. I have a feeling that naps are going to be a big part of my daily routine even if I try to resist them. Next, I checked my school email and discovered that all my classes are moving to a virtual platform called Zoom. I have no idea how virtual chemistry labs are going to work. Hopefully, my professor will save everyone the stress and give us all an A. I checked my Instagram feed and ended up making a clever post. I got the most likes I have ever gotten which was satisfying. I am going to try to be more regular with my social media posts. Now, I’m sitting at my desk listening to The Weeknd’s new album. I love his angelic voice and atmospheric beats. I’m trying to come up with a list of goals for myself for quarantine: read a book; try to spend more time with my parents; do yoga 3 times per week; post regularly on social media; get laid. This is probably influenced by The Weeknd’s erotic music, but sex does sound nice right now. It sounds so nice that I grab my dildo out of my drawer and take my pants off. I slide it slowly into my vagina at first and gradually increase the speed. I imagine my ideal guy on top of me, penetrating me and whispering dirty things in my ear. I am getting so wet. It is surprising how responsive I am to this little toy. Using my other hand, I start massaging my clit. Now, I’m forcefully moving the dildo in and out of my pussy. In my mind, my ideal man is caressing my back and clapping my cheeks hard as fuck. I start moaning and eventually I come all over my bed sheets. The initial pleasure from the orgasm quickly wears off. Instead of feeling blissful, I feel ashamed of myself for not finding a man since high school. The loneliness is suffocating. I feel myself sinking into my bed, drowning in my tears slowly. Everyone seems to have found someone except for me. : stellarsteele: Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :))). Prologue My name is Eva. I had one boyfriend in high school who turned out to be a disappointment. After breaking up with him, he kept sending me creepy messages on social media. I did what any girl would do—I blocked him. I am anxious for another romantic experience with a different outcome. I thought college would be my chance, but this pandemic swooped in and fucked everything up. My ideal is a cute guy who is sensitive and provides me with unconditional love. I want to have deep conversations with him too. Physical appearance isn’t my greatest asset: I am not ugly, but not gorgeous. Sometimes guys at parties tell me that I’m charming and a good listener though. I would much rather be kissed than told these things, but I’ve learned to work with what I have. I must admit, I’m hard on myself. My roommate Emma has a lot of hookups and I always feel below her. She still complains about the absence of dateable guys which makes me feel better about my lack of success. I should mention my parents because I am going to be stuck with them for a while. They are strange as fuck. My dad is a classic nerd and my mother was wild in college. I’m pretty sure that she did cocaine at a party in college once. I honestly couldn’t tell you how they ended up together. I have no idea what to expect from this quarantine. I’m going to try to be productive and stay positive. Maybe, something good will come out of this. I’ve already improved my personal hygiene—it’s hard to stay super hygienic in college. I’ve been eating a lot healthier too since college cafeterias are no longer part of my daily routine. I also have a good excuse for being single. I’m going to take this time to find out more about myself. Maybe a boyfriend isn’t what I need right now. Although, if a cute guy were to enter my life right now, I am not sure I would be able to refuse him. Even if he got me infected… Day 1 My quarantine hasn’t been too bad so far. I started off by cleaning my room: I found a lot of dust under my bed and on my windows that desperately needed attention. My closet was a disaster too. I found a ton of clothes that haven’t fit me since middle school. After, I went for a run in my neighborhood and discovered that my neighbors were completely disregarding the social distancing protocol. I didn’t heckle them or anything for disobeying the rules, but I was disappointed. You really discover who people really are when the world goes to shit. I laid on my bed for a while and ended up reading an entire book. I haven’t been committed to a book like that since the Harry Potter books. I was lowkey impressed with myself. After, I fell asleep for a couple hours. I have a feeling that naps are going to be a big part of my daily routine even if I try to resist them. Next, I checked my school email and discovered that all my classes are moving to a virtual platform called Zoom. I have no idea how virtual chemistry labs are going to work. Hopefully, my professor will save everyone the stress and give us all an A. I checked my Instagram feed and ended up making a clever post. I got the most likes I have ever gotten which was satisfying. I am going to try to be more regular with my social media posts. Now, I’m sitting at my desk listening to The Weeknd’s new album. I love his angelic voice and atmospheric beats. I’m trying to come up with a list of goals for myself for quarantine: read a book; try to spend more time with my parents; do yoga 3 times per week; post regularly on social media; get laid. This is probably influenced by The Weeknd’s erotic music, but sex does sound nice right now. It sounds so nice that I grab my dildo out of my drawer and take my pants off. I slide it slowly into my vagina at first and gradually increase the speed. I imagine my ideal guy on top of me, penetrating me and whispering dirty things in my ear. I am getting so wet. It is surprising how responsive I am to this little toy. Using my other hand, I start massaging my clit. Now, I’m forcefully moving the dildo in and out of my pussy. In my mind, my ideal man is caressing my back and clapping my cheeks hard as fuck. I start moaning and eventually I come all over my bed sheets. The initial pleasure from the orgasm quickly wears off. Instead of feeling blissful, I feel ashamed of myself for not finding a man since high school. The loneliness is suffocating. I feel myself sinking into my bed, drowning in my tears slowly. Everyone seems to have found someone except for me.

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stellarsteele: Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :))). Prologue My name is Eva. I had one boyfriend in high school who turned out to be a disappointment. After breaking up with him, he kept sending me creepy messages on social media. I did what any girl would do—I blocked him. I am anxious for another romantic experience with a different outcome. I thought college would be my chance, but this pandemic swooped in and fucked everything up. My ideal is a cute guy who is sensitive and provides me with unconditional love. I want to have deep conversations with him too. Physical appearance isn’t my greatest asset: I am not ugly, but not gorgeous. Sometimes guys at parties tell me that I’m charming and a good listener though. I would much rather be kissed than told these things, but I’ve learned to work with what I have. I must admit, I’m hard on myself. My roommate Emma has a lot of hookups and I always feel below her. She still complains about the absence of dateable guys which makes me feel better about my lack of success. I should mention my parents because I am going to be stuck with them for a while. They are strange as fuck. My dad is a classic nerd and my mother was wild in college. I’m pretty sure that she did cocaine at a party in college once. I honestly couldn’t tell you how they ended up together. I have no idea what to expect from this quarantine. I’m going to try to be productive and stay positive. Maybe, something good will come out of this. I’ve already improved my personal hygiene—it’s hard to stay super hygienic in college. I’ve been eating a lot healthier too since college cafeterias are no longer part of my daily routine. I also have a good excuse for being single. I’m going to take this time to find out more about myself. Maybe a boyfriend isn’t what I need right now. Although, if a cute guy were to enter my life right now, I am not sure I would be able to refuse him. Even if he got me infected… Day 1 My quarantine hasn’t been too bad so far. I started off by cleaning my room: I found a lot of dust under my bed and on my windows that desperately needed attention. My closet was a disaster too. I found a ton of clothes that haven’t fit me since middle school. After, I went for a run in my neighborhood and discovered that my neighbors were completely disregarding the social distancing protocol. I didn’t heckle them or anything for disobeying the rules, but I was disappointed. You really discover who people really are when the world goes to shit. I laid on my bed for a while and ended up reading an entire book. I haven’t been committed to a book like that since the Harry Potter books. I was lowkey impressed with myself. After, I fell asleep for a couple hours. I have a feeling that naps are going to be a big part of my daily routine even if I try to resist them. Next, I checked my school email and discovered that all my classes are moving to a virtual platform called Zoom. I have no idea how virtual chemistry labs are going to work. Hopefully, my professor will save everyone the stress and give us all an A. I checked my Instagram feed and ended up making a clever post. I got the most likes I have ever gotten which was satisfying. I am going to try to be more regular with my social media posts. Now, I’m sitting at my desk listening to The Weeknd’s new album. I love his angelic voice and atmospheric beats. I’m trying to come up with a list of goals for myself for quarantine: read a book; try to spend more time with my parents; do yoga 3 times per week; post regularly on social media; get laid. This is probably influenced by The Weeknd’s erotic music, but sex does sound nice right now. It sounds so nice that I grab my dildo out of my drawer and take my pants off. I slide it slowly into my vagina at first and gradually increase the speed. I imagine my ideal guy on top of me, penetrating me and whispering dirty things in my ear. I am getting so wet. It is surprising how responsive I am to this little toy. Using my other hand, I start massaging my clit. Now, I’m forcefully moving the dildo in and out of my pussy. In my mind, my ideal man is caressing my back and clapping my cheeks hard as fuck. I start moaning and eventually I come all over my bed sheets. The initial pleasure from the orgasm quickly wears off. Instead of feeling blissful, I feel ashamed of myself for not finding a man since high school. The loneliness is suffocating. I feel myself sinking into my bed, drowning in my tears slowly. Everyone seems to have found someone except for me. : stellarsteele: Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :))). Prologue My name is Eva. I had one boyfriend in high school who turned out to be a disappointment. After breaking up with him, he kept sending me creepy messages on social media. I did what any girl would do—I blocked him. I am anxious for another romantic experience with a different outcome. I thought college would be my chance, but this pandemic swooped in and fucked everything up. My ideal is a cute guy who is sensitive and provides me with unconditional love. I want to have deep conversations with him too. Physical appearance isn’t my greatest asset: I am not ugly, but not gorgeous. Sometimes guys at parties tell me that I’m charming and a good listener though. I would much rather be kissed than told these things, but I’ve learned to work with what I have. I must admit, I’m hard on myself. My roommate Emma has a lot of hookups and I always feel below her. She still complains about the absence of dateable guys which makes me feel better about my lack of success. I should mention my parents because I am going to be stuck with them for a while. They are strange as fuck. My dad is a classic nerd and my mother was wild in college. I’m pretty sure that she did cocaine at a party in college once. I honestly couldn’t tell you how they ended up together. I have no idea what to expect from this quarantine. I’m going to try to be productive and stay positive. Maybe, something good will come out of this. I’ve already improved my personal hygiene—it’s hard to stay super hygienic in college. I’ve been eating a lot healthier too since college cafeterias are no longer part of my daily routine. I also have a good excuse for being single. I’m going to take this time to find out more about myself. Maybe a boyfriend isn’t what I need right now. Although, if a cute guy were to enter my life right now, I am not sure I would be able to refuse him. Even if he got me infected… Day 1 My quarantine hasn’t been too bad so far. I started off by cleaning my room: I found a lot of dust under my bed and on my windows that desperately needed attention. My closet was a disaster too. I found a ton of clothes that haven’t fit me since middle school. After, I went for a run in my neighborhood and discovered that my neighbors were completely disregarding the social distancing protocol. I didn’t heckle them or anything for disobeying the rules, but I was disappointed. You really discover who people really are when the world goes to shit. I laid on my bed for a while and ended up reading an entire book. I haven’t been committed to a book like that since the Harry Potter books. I was lowkey impressed with myself. After, I fell asleep for a couple hours. I have a feeling that naps are going to be a big part of my daily routine even if I try to resist them. Next, I checked my school email and discovered that all my classes are moving to a virtual platform called Zoom. I have no idea how virtual chemistry labs are going to work. Hopefully, my professor will save everyone the stress and give us all an A. I checked my Instagram feed and ended up making a clever post. I got the most likes I have ever gotten which was satisfying. I am going to try to be more regular with my social media posts. Now, I’m sitting at my desk listening to The Weeknd’s new album. I love his angelic voice and atmospheric beats. I’m trying to come up with a list of goals for myself for quarantine: read a book; try to spend more time with my parents; do yoga 3 times per week; post regularly on social media; get laid. This is probably influenced by The Weeknd’s erotic music, but sex does sound nice right now. It sounds so nice that I grab my dildo out of my drawer and take my pants off. I slide it slowly into my vagina at first and gradually increase the speed. I imagine my ideal guy on top of me, penetrating me and whispering dirty things in my ear. I am getting so wet. It is surprising how responsive I am to this little toy. Using my other hand, I start massaging my clit. Now, I’m forcefully moving the dildo in and out of my pussy. In my mind, my ideal man is caressing my back and clapping my cheeks hard as fuck. I start moaning and eventually I come all over my bed sheets. The initial pleasure from the orgasm quickly wears off. Instead of feeling blissful, I feel ashamed of myself for not finding a man since high school. The loneliness is suffocating. I feel myself sinking into my bed, drowning in my tears slowly. Everyone seems to have found someone except for me.

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stellarsteele: Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :))). Prologue My name is Eva. I had one boyfriend in high school who turned out to be a disappointment. After breaking up with him, he kept sending me creepy messages on social media. I did what any girl would do—I blocked him. I am anxious for another romantic experience with a different outcome. I thought college would be my chance, but this pandemic swooped in and fucked everything up. My ideal is a cute guy who is sensitive and provides me with unconditional love. I want to have deep conversations with him too. Physical appearance isn’t my greatest asset: I am not ugly, but not gorgeous. Sometimes guys at parties tell me that I’m charming and a good listener though. I would much rather be kissed than told these things, but I’ve learned to work with what I have. I must admit, I’m hard on myself. My roommate Emma has a lot of hookups and I always feel below her. She still complains about the absence of dateable guys which makes me feel better about my lack of success. I should mention my parents because I am going to be stuck with them for a while. They are strange as fuck. My dad is a classic nerd and my mother was wild in college. I’m pretty sure that she did cocaine at a party in college once. I honestly couldn’t tell you how they ended up together. I have no idea what to expect from this quarantine. I’m going to try to be productive and stay positive. Maybe, something good will come out of this. I’ve already improved my personal hygiene—it’s hard to stay super hygienic in college. I’ve been eating a lot healthier too since college cafeterias are no longer part of my daily routine. I also have a good excuse for being single. I’m going to take this time to find out more about myself. Maybe a boyfriend isn’t what I need right now. Although, if a cute guy were to enter my life right now, I am not sure I would be able to refuse him. Even if he got me infected… Day 1 My quarantine hasn’t been too bad so far. I started off by cleaning my room: I found a lot of dust under my bed and on my windows that desperately needed attention. My closet was a disaster too. I found a ton of clothes that haven’t fit me since middle school. After, I went for a run in my neighborhood and discovered that my neighbors were completely disregarding the social distancing protocol. I didn’t heckle them or anything for disobeying the rules, but I was disappointed. You really discover who people really are when the world goes to shit. I laid on my bed for a while and ended up reading an entire book. I haven’t been committed to a book like that since the Harry Potter books. I was lowkey impressed with myself. After, I fell asleep for a couple hours. I have a feeling that naps are going to be a big part of my daily routine even if I try to resist them. Next, I checked my school email and discovered that all my classes are moving to a virtual platform called Zoom. I have no idea how virtual chemistry labs are going to work. Hopefully, my professor will save everyone the stress and give us all an A. I checked my Instagram feed and ended up making a clever post. I got the most likes I have ever gotten which was satisfying. I am going to try to be more regular with my social media posts. Now, I’m sitting at my desk listening to The Weeknd’s new album. I love his angelic voice and atmospheric beats. I’m trying to come up with a list of goals for myself for quarantine: read a book; try to spend more time with my parents; do yoga 3 times per week; post regularly on social media; get laid. This is probably influenced by The Weeknd’s erotic music, but sex does sound nice right now. It sounds so nice that I grab my dildo out of my drawer and take my pants off. I slide it slowly into my vagina at first and gradually increase the speed. I imagine my ideal guy on top of me, penetrating me and whispering dirty things in my ear. I am getting so wet. It is surprising how responsive I am to this little toy. Using my other hand, I start massaging my clit. Now, I’m forcefully moving the dildo in and out of my pussy. In my mind, my ideal man is caressing my back and clapping my cheeks hard as fuck. I start moaning and eventually I come all over my bed sheets. The initial pleasure from the orgasm quickly wears off. Instead of feeling blissful, I feel ashamed of myself for not finding a man since high school. The loneliness is suffocating. I feel myself sinking into my bed, drowning in my tears slowly. Everyone seems to have found someone except for me. : stellarsteele: Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :))). Prologue My name is Eva. I had one boyfriend in high school who turned out to be a disappointment. After breaking up with him, he kept sending me creepy messages on social media. I did what any girl would do—I blocked him. I am anxious for another romantic experience with a different outcome. I thought college would be my chance, but this pandemic swooped in and fucked everything up. My ideal is a cute guy who is sensitive and provides me with unconditional love. I want to have deep conversations with him too. Physical appearance isn’t my greatest asset: I am not ugly, but not gorgeous. Sometimes guys at parties tell me that I’m charming and a good listener though. I would much rather be kissed than told these things, but I’ve learned to work with what I have. I must admit, I’m hard on myself. My roommate Emma has a lot of hookups and I always feel below her. She still complains about the absence of dateable guys which makes me feel better about my lack of success. I should mention my parents because I am going to be stuck with them for a while. They are strange as fuck. My dad is a classic nerd and my mother was wild in college. I’m pretty sure that she did cocaine at a party in college once. I honestly couldn’t tell you how they ended up together. I have no idea what to expect from this quarantine. I’m going to try to be productive and stay positive. Maybe, something good will come out of this. I’ve already improved my personal hygiene—it’s hard to stay super hygienic in college. I’ve been eating a lot healthier too since college cafeterias are no longer part of my daily routine. I also have a good excuse for being single. I’m going to take this time to find out more about myself. Maybe a boyfriend isn’t what I need right now. Although, if a cute guy were to enter my life right now, I am not sure I would be able to refuse him. Even if he got me infected… Day 1 My quarantine hasn’t been too bad so far. I started off by cleaning my room: I found a lot of dust under my bed and on my windows that desperately needed attention. My closet was a disaster too. I found a ton of clothes that haven’t fit me since middle school. After, I went for a run in my neighborhood and discovered that my neighbors were completely disregarding the social distancing protocol. I didn’t heckle them or anything for disobeying the rules, but I was disappointed. You really discover who people really are when the world goes to shit. I laid on my bed for a while and ended up reading an entire book. I haven’t been committed to a book like that since the Harry Potter books. I was lowkey impressed with myself. After, I fell asleep for a couple hours. I have a feeling that naps are going to be a big part of my daily routine even if I try to resist them. Next, I checked my school email and discovered that all my classes are moving to a virtual platform called Zoom. I have no idea how virtual chemistry labs are going to work. Hopefully, my professor will save everyone the stress and give us all an A. I checked my Instagram feed and ended up making a clever post. I got the most likes I have ever gotten which was satisfying. I am going to try to be more regular with my social media posts. Now, I’m sitting at my desk listening to The Weeknd’s new album. I love his angelic voice and atmospheric beats. I’m trying to come up with a list of goals for myself for quarantine: read a book; try to spend more time with my parents; do yoga 3 times per week; post regularly on social media; get laid. This is probably influenced by The Weeknd’s erotic music, but sex does sound nice right now. It sounds so nice that I grab my dildo out of my drawer and take my pants off. I slide it slowly into my vagina at first and gradually increase the speed. I imagine my ideal guy on top of me, penetrating me and whispering dirty things in my ear. I am getting so wet. It is surprising how responsive I am to this little toy. Using my other hand, I start massaging my clit. Now, I’m forcefully moving the dildo in and out of my pussy. In my mind, my ideal man is caressing my back and clapping my cheeks hard as fuck. I start moaning and eventually I come all over my bed sheets. The initial pleasure from the orgasm quickly wears off. Instead of feeling blissful, I feel ashamed of myself for not finding a man since high school. The loneliness is suffocating. I feel myself sinking into my bed, drowning in my tears slowly. Everyone seems to have found someone except for me.

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goldhornsandblackwool: M E S S Y “Just a by the by: “private” messages sent to individual people during a Zoom meeting show up in the end-of-meeting transcript along with all other public messages. Tell your friends, save a life.“ : goldhornsandblackwool: M E S S Y “Just a by the by: “private” messages sent to individual people during a Zoom meeting show up in the end-of-meeting transcript along with all other public messages. Tell your friends, save a life.“

goldhornsandblackwool: M E S S Y “Just a by the by: “private” messages sent to individual people during a Zoom meeting show up in the en...

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Love messages [OC]: Love messages [OC]

Love messages [OC]

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The unseen messages were equally as riveting: The unseen messages were equally as riveting

The unseen messages were equally as riveting

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puppy-the-werewolf: rikkipoynter: rated-d: snorpheus: rated-d: For more information, please visit www.whowillanswer.org. Yo, imma let you finish, but is a hotline for DEAF people a good idea? Did you think this through? Yo, I have a better question. Why don’t you just click the damn link I provided at the first place to find out? Hearing people like to think we don’t think things through, but… They answer emails, instant messages, and video calls for those of y'all that didn’t click the link : puppy-the-werewolf: rikkipoynter: rated-d: snorpheus: rated-d: For more information, please visit www.whowillanswer.org. Yo, imma let you finish, but is a hotline for DEAF people a good idea? Did you think this through? Yo, I have a better question. Why don’t you just click the damn link I provided at the first place to find out? Hearing people like to think we don’t think things through, but… They answer emails, instant messages, and video calls for those of y'all that didn’t click the link

puppy-the-werewolf: rikkipoynter: rated-d: snorpheus: rated-d: For more information, please visit www.whowillanswer.org. Yo, imma...

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Always Remember That My Messages Are Open If Anyone Needs To Chat, Feels Lonely Or Is Having A Bad Day. You Are Loved!: Always Remember That My Messages Are Open If Anyone Needs To Chat, Feels Lonely Or Is Having A Bad Day. You Are Loved!

Always Remember That My Messages Are Open If Anyone Needs To Chat, Feels Lonely Or Is Having A Bad Day. You Are Loved!

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I was out for a walk and saw some inspirational messages. Whoever you are, stranger, thank you for the words of encouragement.: I was out for a walk and saw some inspirational messages. Whoever you are, stranger, thank you for the words of encouragement.

I was out for a walk and saw some inspirational messages. Whoever you are, stranger, thank you for the words of encouragement.

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My Grandpa Mac, 92 years old, just got new security cameras around his house. He has my cousin, Aaron, and I on the online login (he’s not too computer savvy) so we can see what’s going on. He sends us random messages through the cameras… 😍🤣: My Grandpa Mac, 92 years old, just got new security cameras around his house. He has my cousin, Aaron, and I on the online login (he’s not too computer savvy) so we can see what’s going on. He sends us random messages through the cameras… 😍🤣

My Grandpa Mac, 92 years old, just got new security cameras around his house. He has my cousin, Aaron, and I on the online login (he’s no...

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Wanna provoke programmers with success messages? Just put them in red.: Wanna provoke programmers with success messages? Just put them in red.

Wanna provoke programmers with success messages? Just put them in red.

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36 Moving Parents’ Day Quotes And Messages #parentsquotes #familyquotes #quotes #sayingimages: 36 Moving Parents’ Day Quotes And Messages #parentsquotes #familyquotes #quotes #sayingimages

36 Moving Parents’ Day Quotes And Messages #parentsquotes #familyquotes #quotes #sayingimages

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36 Moving Parents’ Day Quotes And Messages #parentsquotes #familyquotes #quotes #sayingimages: 36 Moving Parents’ Day Quotes And Messages #parentsquotes #familyquotes #quotes #sayingimages

36 Moving Parents’ Day Quotes And Messages #parentsquotes #familyquotes #quotes #sayingimages

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Gosh he is not wrong: 11:49 53% Dex, 20 O 6 km away Do you wanna understand why females flake, feel entitled and ignore your messages? Create a female profile. 99+ likes and over 10 messages in less than 15 mins! Even crazier is I didn't even have a pic of "her". I just put a meme. Then imagine how much attention a 6 or a 7 is getting on here, talk less of an 8. Shit is CRAZY! How do you care about a spec of dust when you're on the beach? Ma dudes, create a fake female profile and see for yourself. Leave this online shit and go do the real life. SHARE DEX'S PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS REPORT DEX Gosh he is not wrong

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Finna get my dick BROKE: 10:49 Messages Matches 1 DAY AGO Andrea New Match! IT'S A MATCH! Michigan State University 2 miles away 1 DAY AGO Katelyn Finna get my dick BROKE

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The funniest I’ve ever been and still no reply 😅: 99+ Messages Feed Hunter Added a photo mounTA Honestly you look more like a gatherer to me Sent Sunday 9:13 pm The funniest I’ve ever been and still no reply 😅

The funniest I’ve ever been and still no reply 😅

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awesomesthesia: Hot water is trash: MESSAGES Harvard Where are you right now? Water is a drink where its flavor is its Temprature. awesomesthesia: Hot water is trash

awesomesthesia: Hot water is trash

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Coding on a phone is the best kind of coding: MESSAGES now FBI you missed a semicolon on line 30 a0verride public Function simplify(boolean compute) { List<Expression> simplifiedOperands null; for (int i 0; i < operands.size(); i) { Expression operand = operands[i]; Expression simplifiedOperand = operand.simplify(compute); if (simplifiedOperand operand) f if (simplified0perands null) { AB simplifiedOperands new ArrayListo(); if (i > ) { simplifiedoperands.addAl1(operands[:1]); simplifiedOperands.add(simplifiedoperand); }else { if (simplified0perands nulL) { simplifiedoperands.add(operand); 55 56 57 50 Coding on a phone is the best kind of coding

Coding on a phone is the best kind of coding

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Messages: MESSAGES now FBI Don't fucking move. josh @joshuawattss Fries my mind that strawberry's have no smell but there's a strawberry air fresher that's smells of strawberry's 18:58 09 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone

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Yup: Jessie Sweet @MrCoolBeans23 truly only two types of men in the world 8:40 Messages +1 (253 Whats your go to meal from McDonalds 8:40 PM > 8:40 PM > S Lemme fuck the shit outta you Yup

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Probably not true but I wish it was: Users who like Devs who Snapchat because it couldn't afford deletes server messages storage Probably not true but I wish it was

Probably not true but I wish it was

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Its enough to make a grown man cry: MESSAGES Dad Why the fuck you crying so damn loud Racoon Gets Sad when His Cotton Candy Dissolves in Water Its enough to make a grown man cry

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Unread messages: You have $4000, your bestfriend needs $2000 and your girf needs $1000 how much you have left now? $4000 and 2 unread messages. Like Reply Message Unread messages

Unread messages

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Unread messages: You have $4000, your bestfriend needs $2000 and your girf needs $1000 how much you have left now? $4000 and 2 unread messages. Like Reply Message Unread messages

Unread messages

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how hasn’t anyone figured it out yet?: MESSAGES now Harvard Bro you want a scholarship? Why can't ya'll just dump the trash into lava? how hasn’t anyone figured it out yet?

how hasn’t anyone figured it out yet?

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Forget Shakespeare, this is truly the best writer in the world. by AndrewIsCoolio MORE MEMES: SERGEANT ARCH DORNAN apolgy for bad english where were u wen club penguin die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "Club penguin is kil" "no" 1 year ago · 647 i MESSAGES now William Shakespeare yo man I need ur help for something Forget Shakespeare, this is truly the best writer in the world. by AndrewIsCoolio MORE MEMES

Forget Shakespeare, this is truly the best writer in the world. by AndrewIsCoolio MORE MEMES

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The sad truth: Imagine getting messages This post was made by lonely gang The sad truth

The sad truth

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arrrrrr you keen to link up tho: Messages About Arrrrr, I'm lookin for some booty and plunder 13 hr. ago Ew what the fuck Shr. ago No eyepatch jokes allowed? Kay 13 hr. ago OhI get it I just don't like pirates hr. ago You don't look like you hate pirates. 13 hr. ago I had a stroke and have to wear an eyepatch hr. ago arrrrrr you keen to link up tho

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Albert Einstein wants to know your location by babblebam MORE MEMES: LO0ING.. LODING. now MESSAGES Harvard Bro you want a scholarship? Albert Einstein wants to know your location by babblebam MORE MEMES

Albert Einstein wants to know your location by babblebam MORE MEMES

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Positive Vibes: What a bunch of self absorbed nonsen - ( Messages Josh Contact Hang in there bo... Sending you positive vibes FFFUUUUCCKKH 000000HHHHH eldercactus.COM Positive Vibes

Positive Vibes

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Mind=Blown: X BOX 36C SAINGIADLEDRO MESSAGES now illuminati Delete this Mind=Blown

Mind=Blown

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* sad cow noises *: Messages l 8:02 PM 41% Ground Beef MOLL Vitty Just the normal things you see in Wal-Mart * sad cow noises *

* sad cow noises *

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* sad cow noises *: Messages l 8:02 PM 41% Ground Beef MOLL Vitty Just the normal things you see in Wal-Mart * sad cow noises *

* sad cow noises *

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Relatable: ull Mint 1 8% 7:11 PM Will See when Will answers Turn on notifications so you know right away when he messages you. ENABLE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS YOU MATCHED WITH WILL ON 12/19/19 Hey want to grab a drink with me? Today 4:59 PM Yeah neither do I Type a message Send GIF Relatable

Relatable

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I want them now!: e AT&T 4G 04:21 PM 69% ( Messages Snubbz Details Bro, there's a big ass spider in my room Send me the pic of it Why??? I wanna see man! Dude, not taking it, 2risky I want pictures of spider man. I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN I want them now!

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internetdumpsterfires: found this on r/awfuleverything, think it belongs here too Shout out to the person who decided not to commit suicide just to spite this turd.: r/confessions Posted by u/ 6m I send hate messages to suicidal people Discussion I was bored a few weeks ago, so I just spam-PM'd a few suicidal people from r/SuicideWatch telling them to kill themselves because they were worthless subhuman wretched undesirable pieces of shit, and that everyone trying to help them was just feeding them lies to soothe their own conscience. The reactions were kinda hilarious: Some bullied kid burst into anger and deleted his accounts, two bitches, a tranny and some others tried to fight back branding me as some kind of loser until I destroyed them with cheap rhetorics, and some others said they didn't want to commit suicide anymore just to piss me off. Started again today, I am extremely excited! internetdumpsterfires: found this on r/awfuleverything, think it belongs here too Shout out to the person who decided not to commit suicide just to spite this turd.

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Dang 😬😬😬😬: Miles 24 û Lying scumbag at Hell O 46 kilometers away Hi my name is miles Taylor l'm a lying cheating man whore who messages girls on tinder then go home to my girlfriend and lie about how much I love her :) My Anthem Dang 😬😬😬😬

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