Sad Michael Jordan
Sad Michael Jordan

Sad Michael Jordan

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Michaels

Michaels

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Handness

Handness

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 screenshot

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Apple, Ass, and Bitch: Apple AirPods cost $159, but they can't pay taxes or decent wages to their Chinese factory workers! you SAID ON AN iPHONE.GOTCHA HEH *POST* CARS SHOULD HAVE SEAT BELTS! YET YOU BOUGHT ONE. HyPOCRITE MUCH? OWNED. WE SHOULD YET YOu SOCIETY . CURIOUS! I AM VERY IMPROVE SOCIETYPARTICIPATE IN SOMEWHAT. INTELLIGENT BORS celticpyro: thespectacularspider-girl: mattbors: edgeworth-for-the-truth: sindri42: captainkupo: mattbors: “Mr. Gotcha” on The Nib theres literally better alternatives to fucking buying an iphone dipshit your comic sucks dick There’s this weird disconnect in so many apple users where they hate Apple but they cannot conceive of anybody except Apple producing a viable smartphone or computer. You can get a machine that matches or exceeds every single aspect of any apple product for half the price, easily, but they need to get the one with an apple logo on it and then complain about apple. It’s like complaining that your car lacks a seatbelt when every other car on the road already has a seatbelt and you specifically paid extra to get your own seatbelt removed because you didn’t like the color. If you buy from Apple and complain about their business practices, you deserve to be made fun of and especially be called a boot licker. I am not sorry at all. You could have chosen from anyone else but you deliberately chose the most expensive and bullshit company to buy from, you pompous piece of human garbage. Stop virtue signally and maybe actually consider try helping those factory workers instead of enabling them. Shit head People really think this comic was some sort of pro-Apple comic and missed the point entirely. They’re real mad tho. And yet your stupid ass doesn’t get the underlying statements about Apple still apply to your smug comic. You don’t get to bitch about, say, capitalism when you engage in the excesses of capitalism.  To mix the two metaphors, if you bitch about capitalism from an iPhone, congrats, you just proved you’re a hypocrite because you COULD have bought a phone made with more ethical means or that didn’t have the associated brand on it, but you did.   Because you don’t really give a shit about making the changes yourself, you just want to virtue signal and have no actual principles. That’s why people bring up this kind of double-think, yet you felt the need to portray this valid criticism as a strawman so you can look intelligent. Seriously though! That’s why I hate this comic.The “cars should have seat belts” one is also dumb because guess what? The guy who conceptualized seat belts got them normalized in cars. The serf working under a feudalist system? Has absolutely no power to change it. In fact, they’re the one being exploited here, more comparable to the factory worker who built your iPhone than the upper-middle class person complaining about it. There’s a difference between recognizing a system is messed up while you have no control over the matter (as you’re the one personally being exploited), looking at a problem and deciding to change said problem, and doing absolutely nothing about the problem while participating in someone else being exploited when you can, in fact, choose not to be a partaker. No, not wanting to do something mildly inconvenient isn’t “the illusion of choice”. Fuck you and your shitty comic.

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Shit, Tumblr, and Summer: <p><a href="http://eudevie.tumblr.com/post/163918768177/leafcrunch-sun-and-time-leafcrunch-my" class="tumblr_blog">eudevie</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://leafcrunch.tumblr.com/post/119490479379/sun-and-time-leafcrunch-my-neighbourhood-has" class="tumblr_blog">leafcrunch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sun-and-time.tumblr.com/post/119485326577" class="tumblr_blog">sun-and-time</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://leafcrunch.tumblr.com/post/119436743353/my-neighbourhood-has-never-had-an-ice-cream-truck" class="tumblr_blog">leafcrunch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it</p></blockquote> <p>alex??? this is truly frightening ??</p> </blockquote> <p>i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to</p> </blockquote> <p>were the fuck do you live.I can’t even find knife sharpening services when i’m looking for em. A SHARP KNIFE IS A SAFE® KNIFE.<br/></p> </blockquote><p>in southern spain we have el afilaor who comes shouting <i>el afilaooooooor</i> and blowing a whistle early in the morning. that truck ain&rsquo;t shit compared to el afilaor.</p>

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Abc, Bitch, and Do It Again: abc merican Jaol <p><a href="https://cherrypops02.tumblr.com/post/171880974690/lastsonlost-libertarirynn-finally-got-around" class="tumblr_blog">cherrypops02</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/171879732537/libertarirynn-finally-got-around-to-watching-the" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171879688059/finally-got-around-to-watching-the-video-and-this" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Finally got around to watching the video and this is honestly fucking disgusting. You know damn well that if Lionel or Luke had done that to a 19-year-old female contestant they would be immediately fired and their careers would be over. He’s obviously uncomfortable and she demands he come up and kiss her, then she sneaks a kiss on his lips even though he said he didn’t want one. Not sure how that can be defined as anything but assault. And people can fuck right off with “he’s lucky his first kiss was with Katy Perry!“ shit. I don’t care who you are you don’t have the right to force yourself on someone. Someone is not “lucky“ to be manhandled by you just because you’re famous. </p> <p>Fuck this double standard. And then the bitch had the nerve to act like he wasn’t talented enough to go through while acknowledging that he was probably nervous because she fucking assaulted him. Honestly trash.</p> </blockquote> <p style="">fucked up.</p> </blockquote> <p>Katy didn’t <i>“demand”</i> the boy to come forward to the table for a kiss. She and the rest were hyping up the guy for a kiss. there’s was no verbal aggression being used on the boy in the video.  I think you’re being a bit too far stretch here. Also, the attempt assault, is it really? I mean yeah she did unexpectedly kiss the boy when he uncomfortably didn’t want to. I guess you can say it is an assault, but for some reason, how come I’m not seeing it as one? I mean I do agree if either one of the guys were hyping up a 19-year-old female to kiss them on the cheek and slip them a smooch unexpectedly, they would be fired and be seen as perverts. But for Katy, I don’t know, might be gender roles. I’m not trying to sound bias or ignorant here, and if so I apologize please correct me, but I don’t see anything wrong here in the video except Katy and everybody saying he wasn’t in the for cut when he just needed more practice on his vocals since he did mess up on one of his parts. The guy was nervous after what just happen to him, but tbh he could'vee stop midway to take a breath of air to calm himself down.</p> </blockquote> <p>Let me ask you this: if a 19-year-old girl had come in there and it came up that she had never kissed a boy because she was waiting on a relationship and Luke Bryan had said “what!? You’ve never kissed anybody? Come up here! Come on up here come on come on! Kiss me!” And the girl said “no ahhaha no I don’t really… I mean… on the cheek?” and Luke said “yeah fine on the cheek“ and so she begrudgingly did it and then Luke made fun of how weak the kiss was and told her to do it again and then snuck a kiss on her mouth, would you be OK with it? Or would you call it what it is: harassment and assault?</p> You’ve pretty much already admitted that you would see it differently if one of the men had done it so obviously there’s a double standard here. It’s not OK just because Katy is a pretty lady. Pressuring and cajoling people into physical contact they do not want is messed up no matter who’s doing it.

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