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Sad Michael Jordan

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Handness

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Shit, Tumblr, and Summer: <p><a href="http://eudevie.tumblr.com/post/163918768177/leafcrunch-sun-and-time-leafcrunch-my" class="tumblr_blog">eudevie</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://leafcrunch.tumblr.com/post/119490479379/sun-and-time-leafcrunch-my-neighbourhood-has" class="tumblr_blog">leafcrunch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sun-and-time.tumblr.com/post/119485326577" class="tumblr_blog">sun-and-time</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://leafcrunch.tumblr.com/post/119436743353/my-neighbourhood-has-never-had-an-ice-cream-truck" class="tumblr_blog">leafcrunch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it</p></blockquote> <p>alex??? this is truly frightening ??</p> </blockquote> <p>i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to</p> </blockquote> <p>were the fuck do you live.I can’t even find knife sharpening services when i’m looking for em. A SHARP KNIFE IS A SAFE® KNIFE.<br/></p> </blockquote><p>in southern spain we have el afilaor who comes shouting <i>el afilaooooooor</i> and blowing a whistle early in the morning. that truck ain&rsquo;t shit compared to el afilaor.</p>

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Abc, Bitch, and Do It Again: abc merican Jaol <p><a href="https://cherrypops02.tumblr.com/post/171880974690/lastsonlost-libertarirynn-finally-got-around" class="tumblr_blog">cherrypops02</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/171879732537/libertarirynn-finally-got-around-to-watching-the" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171879688059/finally-got-around-to-watching-the-video-and-this" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Finally got around to watching the video and this is honestly fucking disgusting. You know damn well that if Lionel or Luke had done that to a 19-year-old female contestant they would be immediately fired and their careers would be over. He’s obviously uncomfortable and she demands he come up and kiss her, then she sneaks a kiss on his lips even though he said he didn’t want one. Not sure how that can be defined as anything but assault. And people can fuck right off with “he’s lucky his first kiss was with Katy Perry!“ shit. I don’t care who you are you don’t have the right to force yourself on someone. Someone is not “lucky“ to be manhandled by you just because you’re famous. </p> <p>Fuck this double standard. And then the bitch had the nerve to act like he wasn’t talented enough to go through while acknowledging that he was probably nervous because she fucking assaulted him. Honestly trash.</p> </blockquote> <p style="">fucked up.</p> </blockquote> <p>Katy didn’t <i>“demand”</i> the boy to come forward to the table for a kiss. She and the rest were hyping up the guy for a kiss. there’s was no verbal aggression being used on the boy in the video.  I think you’re being a bit too far stretch here. Also, the attempt assault, is it really? I mean yeah she did unexpectedly kiss the boy when he uncomfortably didn’t want to. I guess you can say it is an assault, but for some reason, how come I’m not seeing it as one? I mean I do agree if either one of the guys were hyping up a 19-year-old female to kiss them on the cheek and slip them a smooch unexpectedly, they would be fired and be seen as perverts. But for Katy, I don’t know, might be gender roles. I’m not trying to sound bias or ignorant here, and if so I apologize please correct me, but I don’t see anything wrong here in the video except Katy and everybody saying he wasn’t in the for cut when he just needed more practice on his vocals since he did mess up on one of his parts. The guy was nervous after what just happen to him, but tbh he could'vee stop midway to take a breath of air to calm himself down.</p> </blockquote> <p>Let me ask you this: if a 19-year-old girl had come in there and it came up that she had never kissed a boy because she was waiting on a relationship and Luke Bryan had said “what!? You’ve never kissed anybody? Come up here! Come on up here come on come on! Kiss me!” And the girl said “no ahhaha no I don’t really… I mean… on the cheek?” and Luke said “yeah fine on the cheek“ and so she begrudgingly did it and then Luke made fun of how weak the kiss was and told her to do it again and then snuck a kiss on her mouth, would you be OK with it? Or would you call it what it is: harassment and assault?</p> You’ve pretty much already admitted that you would see it differently if one of the men had done it so obviously there’s a double standard here. It’s not OK just because Katy is a pretty lady. Pressuring and cajoling people into physical contact they do not want is messed up no matter who’s doing it.

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Bad, Be Like, and Blac Chyna: Took my dog to the groomer and they sent me this. She climbed into a kennel for small dogs AND somehow managed to turn all the way around. She's so pleased with herself. @DrSmashlove Pic: reddit u/fireismyporn Bruh y’all being way too hard on my girl Blac Chyna. See y’all gotta understand, some women...they like secretaries. If u give them a task and they don’t wanna do that task...they do a bad job! That’s just how some of u women be! My first secretary? I asked her to please make me a binder. The result? Tabs was messed up, everything mishmashed - even the hole punches wasn’t aligned 😂. Just skrate to the recycling bin. Lesson learnt: Sally don’t do binders 😂. That’s Blac Chyna. She didn’t like that task. She like “lemme do this hella mediocrely. Then he gotta start doing something *I* like.” U feel me? Now other women bruh they gon do the most. They could dislike something but for YOU? They love it. I was once laying Pipington to a yung ting and she was visibly into it but after a lil while she kinda broke out of character like “o babyyyy ... aye baby you close? It’s hurting a lil bit 😬 KEEP GOING DON’T STOP!” ... BRO! I FUXED WITH HER HONESTY LOL! 😂 Bc up until then she was (ostensibly) loving every moment! That right there is a pleaser bruv. But don’t get it twisted! U can convert her. If she a pleaser but u inattentive, selfish, and ignore her cues? Guess what now she a secretary. She bad at everything now 😂. “Sorry I already brushed my teeth and got ready for bed can we not? 😬” Like one of them old secretaries. Emeritus status lol. Just waiting on her retirement party talmbout “After 48 years of service Shirley has informed us she’s retiring, we will miss her 😌” like bish don’t u mean 38 years of service and 10 years of Shirley talking isht in the coffee room?! 😂 Now then, if u kindly, conscientious and wonderful, she gon convert from a secretary to a pleaser. She gon do things she ain’t een really into bc she like YOU! U be like “wow Stephanie I didn’t even know u liked this position lol! Where u learn this? U cheating? Lemme see ya phone 😤 I’LL KILL U *AND* HIM LOLOL JK NAH FR THO WHERE U LEARN THIS 😍.” 😂 U feel me? She gon upgrade HERSELF if she fux with u. Blac Chyna bruh? She don’t fux with that dude. For all we know she just paid for dinner AND his car note. Let a woman pay for u she be a secretary REAL QUICK BLESS UP 😂

Bruh y’all being way too hard on my girl Blac Chyna. See y’all gotta understand, some women...they like secretaries. If u give them a task a...