✅ 25+ Best Memes About Milk

Memes, Money, and Taxes: Let's say milk costs $1.00 and lets say You make 1.23 a day 2 9 8035 2 After taxes, you bring home $1.00 Right now you can afford one gallon per day. 9 0 So now you get a minimum wage raise to $18.45 a day. That's awesome!! You have more money right? Well now in order to stay in business the milk man has to pay his employees that same $18.45, so the cost of milk goes to $15.00 a gallon. No big deal, you can still afford it right? Well no, you can't. You see thanks to the minimum wage increase that you are begging for you've moved up to a new tax bracket. Now instead of 23% you pay 29% 18.45-29% $13.10. You can no longer afford the milk you once could. Let that sink in a minute. 3

Crazy, Friends, and Memes: 1-GROSS IS GREAT! Inside of me is a volcano and when it erupts I throw up. There is also a machine that makes slime come out of eyes. 2-WEIRD STARS When I catch stars some look like slimeballs. And when they ask for wine I give them milk! 3-WINTER Winter makes me feel like a green weirdo 4-FRIENDS I like playing with friends but that won't stop me from liking dismissal! four poems by Lin Manuel Miranda Well I’m at my parents’ house and going stir crazy so here are some things I found. Here are 4 poems I wrote when I was seven years old: https://t.co/SIYj2yIRWD

Well I’m at my parents’ house and going stir crazy so here are some things I found. Here are 4 poems I wrote when I was seven years old: htt...

Chocolate, Nihilist, and Milk: RONE nuside milk chocolate egg

Dad, Memes, and How To: @psychoknuckle this morning i wanted a Hot Beverage but i just ended up regretting teaching my dad slang terms U want some tea 8:52 AM yes!!! with milk this time please 8:55 AM Your uncle thinks I am stupid! He said he went back to his apartment Why are dads the dadsiest all the time do they get some kind of manual that tells them all how to dad so hard

Why are dads the dadsiest all the time do they get some kind of manual that tells them all how to dad so hard

Dad, Time, and Word: @psychoknuckle this morning i wanted a Hot Beverage but i just ended up regretting teaching my dad slang terms U want some tea 8:52 AM yes!!! with milk this time please 8:55 AM Your uncle thinks I am stupid! He said he went back to his apartment this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen.. OK THE PERSON TAUGHT THEIR DAD THE WORD “TEA” LIKE AS IN GOSSIP AND THEN HE ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TEA AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE REAL TEA BUT IT WAS ****TEA*****

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen.. OK THE PERSON TAUGHT THEIR DAD THE WORD “TEA” LIKE AS IN GOSSIP AND THEN HE ASKED HER IF SHE WAN...

Bruh, Friends, and Fucking: The Hall Of FaymeTM can you guys watch my chocolate milk? I'll be gone for like 5 mins 13:03 I gotchu ahmad 13:03 The Hall Of FaymeTM Ah fuck H 13:03 bruhhhhhh Fayme 13:04 Shittt man The Hall Of FaymeTM BRUH WYD HES GONNA COME BACK SOON ahmad 13:04 I DROPPED THE WHOLE FUCKING CARTON. FUCKKK Fayme 13:05 HES GONNA BE SO PISSED ahmad 13:05 Damn Satan fan acc 13:05 Shit, nobody tell him hey guys I'm back, where's my chocolate milk? 13:06 ughh Satan fan acc 13:07 what the fuck.. 13:07 Ummm Flacko. 13:07 I need a group of friends like this https://t.co/sNj7FjIGFr

I need a group of friends like this https://t.co/sNj7FjIGFr

Fucking, Memes, and Grandpa: x 2018 HEY SON, I FOUND A 2060 HEY SON, I FOUND A PICTURE OF YOUR GRANDPA. PICTURE OF YOUR GRANDPA. At 25 your grandfather owned a home, bear knuckle boxed with a bear during the war, and could change a tire with his fucking teeth. You just quit your job to start a company that is “Uber, but for oat milk based wellness froyo” (@alexfrankelnyc)

At 25 your grandfather owned a home, bear knuckle boxed with a bear during the war, and could change a tire with his fucking teeth. You just...

Be Like, Beer, and Love: Kids love milk Men love beer Legends love whisky Ultra legends love tea K @DESIFUN 1可@DESIFUN @DESIFUN-DESIFUN.COM Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro

Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro

Memes, History, and Infinity: Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history" Me: LIMITED EDITION ED EDITION or Dairv Dairy Milk Milk with VEGEMITE VEGEMITE They’ll be taking that one back when they see this

They’ll be taking that one back when they see this

Funny, Starbucks, and Trolling: Jessica Lynn @vspookygir Ashley you have to be trolling us right C Syrup now... 5 pumps Caramel Sauce 5 pumps White Mocha With Whole Hilk Lt Coconut Milk Lt Heavy Cream Lt Cinn Dol Top Lt Vanilla Powder Ex Cream 5 Sweet & Low Item: 2 of 2 Items in order: 2 tlshleyt Tr Vancrn Cold Br Light Ice 10 Stevia Monk Frt s 5 Splenda 10 Sugar Lt Dark Choc Curls Ex Almondmilk Ex Sweet Cream Extra Whip 10 pumps Vanilla 5 pumps Caranel Syrup 5 pumps Classic Syrup 5 pumps Caramel Sauce 5 pumps White Mocha With Whole Milk Lt Coconut Milk Lt Heavy Cream Lt Cinn Dol Top Lt Vanilla Powder Ex Cream 5 Sweet & Low Time: 1:50:41 PM E< Light Ice 10 Stevia Monk Frt ls This Starbucks order can’t be real and if it is she needs to be crowned queen of Long Island IMMEDIATELY

This Starbucks order can’t be real and if it is she needs to be crowned queen of Long Island IMMEDIATELY

Bowl, Make A, and Milk: WHEN U MAKE A BOWL OF CEREAL AND OPEN THE FRIDGE AND REALIZE THERES NO MILK ASELIPE BUM

9gag, Memes, and Starbucks: It Items in order: 2 2 of Tr Vancrn Cold Br 10 pumps Vanilla 5 pumps Caramel Syrup 5 pumps Classic Syrup 5 pumps Caramel Sauce 5 pumps White Mocha With Whole Milk Lt Coconut Milk Lt Heavy Cream Lt Cinn Dol Top Lt Vanilla Powder 5 Sweet & Low Light Ice 10 Stevia Monk Frt s 5 Splenda gar Lt Dark Choc Curls Ex Almondmilk Ex Sweet Cream Extra Whip Time: 1:50:41 PM MOBILE Starbucks barista's nightmare - cr: vspookinggirl | TW - starbucks sugar 9gag

Starbucks barista's nightmare - cr: vspookinggirl | TW - starbucks sugar 9gag

Memes, Trolling, and Whip: Jessica Lynn @vspookygirl Ashley you have to be trolling us right now... Syrup 5 pumps Caramel Sauce 5 pumps White Mocha With Whole Milk Lt Coconut Milk Lt Heavy Crean Lt Cinn Dol Top Lt Vanilla Powder Ex Cream 5 Sweet & Low Item: 2 of 2 Items in order: 2 *Ashley* Tr Vancrn Cold Br 2 Light Ice 10 Stevia Monk Frt Us 5 Splenda 10 Sugar Lt Dark Choc Curls Ex Almondmilk Ex Sweet Cream Extra Whip 10 pumps Vanilla 5 pumps Caramel Syrup 5 pumps Classic Syrup 5 pumps Caramel Sauce 5 pumps White Mocha With Whole Milk Lt Coconut Milk Lt Heavy Cream Lt Cinn Dol Top Lt Vanilla Powder Ex Crea 5 Sweet & Low Time: 1:50:41 PM HOBILE Light Ice 10 Stevia Monk Frt Us Ashley is all of us when we have a free drink

Ashley is all of us when we have a free drink

Funny, Lol, and Shit: Me: shit, I forgot to pick up some milk FBl webcam agent: look outside Lol

Lol

Joe Biden, Dank Memes, and Tea: Joe Biden @JoeBiden I would die for you Milk Tea #freepalestine @landonsiu Milk Tea deserves to be famous as he will bless everyone Show this thread And I you, Joe.

And I you, Joe.

Instagram, Wee, and Good: Melanie Muir @MelanieMuir2 How good is a cup a tea man like it's no spoken about highly enough. Tea bag, 2 sugar and a wee bitta milk - outstanding 15/03/2018, 9:44 pm from Stonehouse, Scotland @madeinpoortaste KNOWS. Follow the absolute geezer of instagram 🔥🔥🔥

@madeinpoortaste KNOWS. Follow the absolute geezer of instagram 🔥🔥🔥

Memes, Parents, and Chocolate: So I'm babysitting for my parent's friend and I accidentally gave the kid cold brew coffee instead of chocolate milk. 🤣lol

🤣lol

Love, Memes, and 🤖: #freepalestine @landonsiu Milk Tea deserves to be famous as he will bless everyone 62 Milk Tea is love

Milk Tea is love

Ironic, Mario, and Wiki: paper-mario-wiki a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap: iguanamouth

Shit, Video, and British: Jade @jadewilksx When go to you pull your jeans up but don't know your own strength EXCLUSIVE SAVE VIDEO £35.00 Milk t Vintoge Re-Worked Denim Bustier Over T-Shin @madeinpoortaste posts the funniest shit all day long 😂 follow my boy 🔥

@madeinpoortaste posts the funniest shit all day long 😂 follow my boy 🔥

Memes, Cold, and 🤖: CRACIKING OPENA COLD SKIM MILK WITH THE BOVS ORNLOA D MELTE GENERATOR FROM HT TSEERUNCH COM

Bones, Dad, and Lawyer: My dad is a lawyer and he takes his dog, Frannie, to work. He trained her to deliver documents to other lawyers up and down the hall. She gets paid in milk bones. (@x__social_butterfly__x) is the cutest meme page on IG! (Reddit u-benjals4)

(@x__social_butterfly__x) is the cutest meme page on IG! (Reddit u-benjals4)

Funny, Pizza, and What Does: Two slices of pizza are the equivalent to swallowing 3 spoons of warm oil. Do you feel like eating pizza now? jovan @EhJovan i've swallowed worse warm fluids Ladies what does a mans milk taste like

Ladies what does a mans milk taste like

Girls, Memes, and Best: ARE THE BEST COOKS BECAUSE WITH TWO EGGS ONE SAUSAGE & A LITTLE OF MILK HE CAN FILL A GIRLS TUMMY FOR NINE MONTHS Sign of the decade. Tag someone that needs to see this below 👇

Sign of the decade. Tag someone that needs to see this below 👇

Cats, Memes, and 🤖: I kicked over my cats milk and had no replacement. He sat opposite me as l ate my dinner looking at me like this.

Bitch, Anxiety, and Today: MESSAGES now Insecurity I will always be a part of you and I never plan on leaving. MESSAGES now Anxiety . I wonder what we can make go wrong today. MESSAGES now A Cow why did you drink all my milk bitch i'll kill you Press for more skksksksk

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Fbi, True, and Space: Shout out to the true hero's ST 702 PM MESSAGES Tweet FBI Agent Look outside I want a bowl of cereal but I'm all out of milk... out of milk... and right and right So so 2 3 4 5 67 8 9 q w eruo p space space BRUHHH 😂

BRUHHH 😂

Ramen, Shit, and Yo: Shit long people say what's it like down there? Kathy how long did yo say I need to soak my fingers in this ramen water for? I can't right now I'm dunking my bible in milk vimeo sure seems to be the hot thing right now wanna go out with me?

Love, Girl Memes, and Honey: milk and honey ametimes pology there is a difference between someone telling you they love you and them actually loving you small reminder https://t.co/a8P45ukDuk

small reminder https://t.co/a8P45ukDuk

Funny, True, and At&t: Shout out to the true hero's 'll AT&T 7:02 PM @nochillvines @イ% 76% Tweet I want a bowl of cereal but I'm all out of milk.. Swipe This got me dying 😂😂 fbiagent goodmorning

This got me dying 😂😂 fbiagent goodmorning

Cold, Indianpeoplefacebook, and Milk: THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF BOURNVITA LOVERS AUGHING PEOPLE WHO PREFER PEOPLE WHO PREFER IT WITH HOT MILK IT WITH COLD MILK PEOPLE WHO PREFER IT IN POWDERED FORM

Fbi, Memes, and True: Cam @CJones0213 Shout out to the true heros MESSAGES now Tweet FBI Agent Look outside I want a bowl of cereal but I'm all out of milk.. out of milk.. and right SO and right So 2 3 4 57 8 9 q ert y u o p a s +Iz x c v b nm@ return 123 We need more FBI agents like this 👌💯 • Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily

We need more FBI agents like this 👌💯 • Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily

Fbi, Hello, and Memes: Cam @CJones0213 Shout out to the true hero's 7-02 PM MESSAGES Tweet FBI Agent Look outside I want a bowl of cereal but I'm all out of milk... out of milk.. and right and right So so 2 3 4 56 8 9q w e r t y u o p space returr 123 0 Hello Mr FBI man looking through my front camera hope u r having a great night

Hello Mr FBI man looking through my front camera hope u r having a great night

Fbi, Memes, and Shit: Me: Shit, I forgot to pick up some milk FBI webcam agent: Look outside Do NOT follow @harder if easily offended 🤬😂

Do NOT follow @harder if easily offended 🤬😂

Abc, Gif, and True: nli AT&T 7:02 PM Tweet I want a bowl of cereal but I'm all out of milk... GIF and right SO 1 2 3 45 6 7 89 0 @CJones0213 ABC MESSAGES now FBl Agent Look outside out of milk.. GIF and right SO q w e r t yuo p 123 @CJones0213 CJones0213 "Shout out to the true hero’s" https://t.co/tc55LBJFoc

"Shout out to the true hero’s" https://t.co/tc55LBJFoc

Abc, Gif, and True: nli AT&T 7:02 PM Tweet I want a bowl of cereal but I'm all out of milk... GIF and right SO 1 2 3 45 6 7 89 0 @CJones0213 ABC MESSAGES now FBl Agent Look outside out of milk.. GIF and right SO q w e r t yuo p 123 @CJones0213 CJones0213 "Shout out to the true hero’s" https://t.co/qLdmHGadcI

"Shout out to the true hero’s" https://t.co/qLdmHGadcI

Bad, Weed, and Marijuana: How come the milk doesn't go bad on the inside of the cow? It's not even cold in there Well I’m shook 🤷‍♂️

Well I’m shook 🤷‍♂️

Love, Girl Memes, and Honey: milk and honey ametimes pology there is a difference between someone telling you they love you and them actually loving you small reminder https://t.co/flJCWYxhs2

small reminder https://t.co/flJCWYxhs2

Memes, 🤖, and How: glossoblogia: can't stand it when people complain about how expensive printer inkis, like it's "capitalism's fault"". do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid https://t.co/gn2q5egP1O

https://t.co/gn2q5egP1O

Af, Ass, and Beard: When you watchin Black Panther wit yo boo and Michael B. Jordan come on the screen Girls who have fetishes for niggas with beards are the worse. My beard don’t connect so I know my limits are short and few. So when a Michael b Jordan head ass nigga pulls up I have no chance. It’s like Yamcha vs Jiren. So I’m on a double date, my bro, his girl, my girl, and I. We went to see Black Panther. Girls ruthless when they be describing they celebrirty crush. They be having no remorse describing features and attributes that We don’t have. I don’t got that much Virtual Currency to level up. While watching the trailers the girls converse about how hype they are for the movie and the fine line of melanated cast memebers. All throughout the movie when ever one of the dudes appeared shirtless like they on a jet beauty magazine they creamed. Michael B came up me and my bro both seen our girls mouth start to water like in the cartoons when you know they bout to fuck a plate of food. The ride home is where things really turned up. We were having a convo when sex comes up. Sharing each other thoughts my bro ask ( the girl I’m in a date with) So you wouldn’t let a dude hit before marriage?” She respond swiftly “Only if he fine af”. I try to throw myself in there like “ you know I’m up next “. Her response “Boy bye, like I said Girl only if he fine I can ride his dick into the sunset”. I can see my bro giving me eye contact through the rear view mirror. It’s hard to drive when you see disappointment in the rear view. A single tear nosedived from eyes down my cheek. I pulled over to the side of the road and let my girl drive the rest of the way. I’m tryna build something and she playing games. Bury me in Wakanda where the land flows with milk and honey and everybody look like me. Every time I play fortnite I land in lonely lodge. A nigga don’t even be tryna play no more I just sit there and let myself get engulfed in the storm.

Girls who have fetishes for niggas with beards are the worse. My beard don’t connect so I know my limits are short and few. So when a Michae...

College, Chocolate, and Coffee: Blake @Blakegarav Random girl next to me in class: I see u brought ur daily coffee as well, to get thro these 8ams Me: haha ya, that's college for u Me inside: she can't ever know that my yeti is filled with chocolate milk lolll chocolate milk 😋

lolll chocolate milk 😋

Disney, Juice, and Lol: f thot fitzgerald @dracomallfoys do you ever just walk to the fridge and drink milk/orange juice straight out the carton and feel like ur the older brother at the beginning of a disney channel show episode LOL yes

LOL yes

Memes, Yeah, and Common: In India it is very common to mix Marijuana with Milk and the drink is called "Bhang". Although Marijuana is not legal in India, this drink is Legal and people drink this openly to celebrate the festival Maha Shivratri. GOVT. AUTHORISED COME &ENJO GOVT AUTHORISED BHANG SHOP SHOP Yeah Beetch Credits- @8factfeed bcbaba

Yeah Beetch Credits- @8factfeed bcbaba

Fbi, Shit, and Dank Memes: Me: Shit, I forgot to pick up some milk FBI webcam agent: Look outside Always got my back 💯

Always got my back 💯

Funny, Internet, and Memes: Me, to myself: Shit, I forgot to get milk FBl Webcam agent: Look outside @dabmoms makes the best and the most memes on the internet (after me)

@dabmoms makes the best and the most memes on the internet (after me)

Strong, Milk, and Who: tag a short friend who needs this to grow big and strong HE NEED SUM SOME MILK

HE NEED SUM SOME MILK

Struggle, Twitter, and Grindr: Them: Why is your stomach making those noises? Me: MILK The Lactose Intolerant struggle is REAL (twitter | hellohubbard)

The Lactose Intolerant struggle is REAL (twitter | hellohubbard)

Girls, Memes, and Wonder: Her: he's probably thinking about other girls... Him: I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice Hm

Hm

Imax, Memes, and 🤖: T O M HARD Y TWO SPLASHES OF MILK O CTOBER REAL D 3D AND IMAX This cannot be unseen. (Robert Gabel Jr) Astronomicon!

This cannot be unseen. (Robert Gabel Jr) Astronomicon!

College, Friends, and Lol: Cody Buer @therealcodybuer High school friendships and college friendships are so different High school- you know what type of milk your friends parents buy and what time their house pet eats dinner College- 2 years into a friendship "oh what l didn't know you had a brother?" so far i’ve learned nothing in college lol!!! nice

so far i’ve learned nothing in college lol!!! nice

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