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Ironic, Brand, and Honey: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice. Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy. It's ridiculous how true this is i work at at supermarket like as a cashier and this lady came in ( also it was my first day with a brand new system i so not comfortable with yet ) so i straight up told her like 'we have a new system sorry if i'm a bit slow ' and she just rolled her eyes and said something under her breath but whatever and then one of her items ( honey leg ham to be exact why do i remember? cause the moment has been burnt into my brain) so i told her this isn't scanning i'll get someone over to help and called someone over and continued to scanning her remain items until they came over and so i told the person i called over and now we are finding a tab for meats so we can get scanned whatever and she's just standing there almost yelling that she doesn't have time for this ( it hadn't even been 20 seconds yet ) and just as i pointed to the meat tab to get the price and all that she fucking hits the person helping me she was also less then an inch away from getting me too and then just tells me to cancel it and let her pay and leave cause she's spent to much time here already ( like we are keeping her captive ??? idk ) but its okay i made the person she hit laugh afterwards
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Memes, 🤖, and Answers: Proposed Bill To Require Men to Pay $100 Fine for Masturbation @balleralert Proposed Bill To Require Men to Pay $100 Fine for Masturbation - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Texas lawmaker wrote and introduced a bill that would require men to fulfill several requirements, including counseling and research, before being allowed to go through medical sterilization producers, in an effort to mimic the restrictions forced on women who want to get an abortion. The legislation would also impose a $100 fine on men for masturbating. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, the proposed bill, H.B. 4260, called the "Man's Right to Know Act," was written by State Representative JessicaFarrar strictly to prove a point, spread awareness, and open a discussion about the ridiculous restrictions and regulations that are imposed on women and their rights. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The details of Farrar's proposed bill pull from the regulations provided in the "Woman's Right to Know Act," which was passed back in 2003. Under the new law, men would have to wait 24 hours before receiving a vasectomy, colonoscopy, or Viagra. It also says the sole purpose for semen is to procreate, adding that any other use is "a waste," subsequently imposing a $100 fine for masturbation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Men have to answer for their actions and so forth," Farrar told a news publication. "So if there's going to be an emission, it would have to be done in a hospital where the semen could be preserved for future pregnancies or it would be directly deposited into the vagina of a woman." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What are your thoughts? Farrar's proposed bill is almost identical to abortion laws against women, which require women to seek counseling and read an informational pamphlet before any abortion procedure.
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