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My gf found this on Pinterest: 26 TERMS PARENTS NEED TO KNOW TEEN SLANG DECODED BY netsanity ns These days it's as if teens have their own language. By learning more about what they're actually saying, we allow ourselves to not only build a stronger bond with them, but also know if they're in potential danger. FUN & HARMLESS 1. BRUH 6. FAM A casual nickname for "bro Their closest friends 7. TBH Acronym for "To be honest 2. GOAT Acronym for "Greatest of all time!" 3. IT'S LIT 8. I'M WEAK Short for "It's cool or awesome!" Short for "That was funny!" 4. HUNDO P 9. GUCCI Short for 100 % sure or certains Something is good or cool 10. V 5. SQUAD Term for their friend group Short for "very TERMS TO KEEP AN EYE ON 11. CURVE 15. BAE To reject someone romantically Short for "baby." Used as a term of endearment for a significant other. As an acronym, it stands for "Before Anyone Else. 12. LOW KEY A warning that what they're saying isn't something they want everyon 16, SIP TEA to know To mind your own business 13. STRAIGHT FIRE Something is hot or trendy 17. SALTY To be bitter about something or 14. THROW SHADE someone To give someone a nasty look or say something unpleasant about them. 18. SKURT To go away or leave WARNING FLAGS 19. THIRSTY 23. NETFLIX 'N CHILL To meet under the pretense of watching Netflix/TV together when Being desperate for something Short for plans in their social media actually planning to meet for "making or texts for an oncoming sexual hook-up 20. DOWN IN THE DM out" or sex 24. NIFOC Acronym for "Naked in front of their computer" 25. CU46 Acronym for "See you for sex 21. SMASH To have casual sex 22. 9 Short for "A parent is watching! 26. GNOC Acronym for "Get naked on camera! tearnmere at tpsnetsanity.netkeeping your famly safe-by decoding teen-slang ns netsanity My gf found this on Pinterest

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From a group I'm in...: all 91% 8.50& 68 Replies 2 Replies what in the god damn fuck Plenty of times. Couple 3 or 6 maybes out there Most recently fucking this handicapped chick, had a stroke when she was 9, half a heart when she was born, not all there mentally, trying to be my sugar mama... I feel weird about fucking her because her arm and leg don't move right and she is a lil slow mentally... Lives with her family because, obviously... Her college age sister looks at me and looks at her like, "wtf?", I see 1h Like Reply Dude. I'm a pretty good looking guy The odds of this chick scoring a guy like me are low, considering her mobility and stuff. Her right side is seriously hindered. I am sort of a trophy fuck for her... And I'm happy to be that. Everybody deserves love, affection, and bomb ass sex 28m Like Reply it... She leaves notes on their shared bathroom door like, "LEAVE CLOSED, I'M GETTING DICK, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS" 24m Like Reply She says she's on birth control, and lets me bust in her mouth and on her face, but otherwise, no protection. How the fuck do I even approach this if she ends up pregnant? I've never seen her family except her sister. Imagine her dad seeing a dude like me knocking up his handicapped daughter. IDEK MAN She's a fun chick. She is into a lot of nerdy stuff like me, like Doctor Who and The Orville. Among other things. I enjoy talking to her and hanging out and watching stuff together. She has pretty amazing sex, not gonna lie... She loves cum and wants it in her 3h Like Reply mouth or on her face. Hot, right? She's not bad looking. Rockin body, nice tits, sexy af meaty yummy pussy. Sooo tight. Little bit goofy in the head, but not like decision altering. Nothing like that. She's 26, btw. he'd probably be a lil proud of her Like Reply 2h Write a reply... GIF D1 Like Reply 24m From a group I'm in...
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This was on one of those Reddit youtube videos so it must be true!: When Toy Story 4 was released here in Brazil, I was laser-focused on watching on the theaters. On the day of release, I went to the shopping mall (where the cinema was located) and I was in line to buy the ticket. Behind me, I heard some kids excitedly talking about watching the movie, too, and I was glad that these kids were hyped for Toy Story 4, too. When it was my turn to buy a ticket, I informed the ticket seller I wanted a ticket for Toy Story 4, and that's when I heard a "pfft" coming from behind me. It was the aforementioned kids's mother... our EM for this tale. This ticked me off, but the ticket seller noticed and just gave me "forget her" headshake, and I continued with the purchase. When it was time for me to select my seat, I chose the perfect one: Right in the middle of the cinema, not too high, nor too low... perfect! I guess Karen saw that I had the perfect seat, and let out an "Er-hem!" and when I looked over to hear, she was glaring at me, as if she were expecting me to give her something, and this is what follows, but let's introduce our cast here. CAST: EM Entitled Mother ME STORY: When I saw EM glaring at me, I was already pissed off and UNpolitely said: ME: "The hell are you looking at?" EM: "Watch your tone, young man. Aren't you a bit too old to be watching Toy Store?" (yes, she actually said Toy STORE!!!) ME: "First off, the movie's name is Toy STORY! With an "Y". Secondly, it's none of your business what movie I decide to watch. Why don't you mind your own business?" EM: "Ugh, aren't you disrespectful? Where are your parents? I'm sure they won't be too pleased with your rudeness, kid" ME: "I'm nota kid. I'm 21 years old, and I'm here alone. And actually, they taught me to stand my ground when someone like you, an entitled asswipe, got in my face about something that you shouldn't even be a part of". EM: "How dare you, you brat. You shouldn't even me watching this, this is a movie for kids! You're probably some loner who lives off your parents's paychecks and don't work or even go to school" ME: "Wow, you're a major bitch. I truly pity these kids. I bet they don't have many friends over considering you'd be there at home waiting, and you'd probably scare off whatever friends they bring over" EM: "For your information, my kids are super popular at their school! They have LOTS of friends!" ME: "Lady, do you see this?" (I stretch out my closed fist towards her and I say): "This is the amount of fucks that I give whether your kids are popular or not. Now, would you kindly fuck off?" EM: "I'll say it again, you're Too OLD to be watching kids's movies! Anyone with half a brain would think the same" By this time, a small crowd of people have gathered to watch this, including the people in line behind us, and many of them had a "this is a crazy bitch" look on their faces, and EM looks around for support, but nobody says a damn word. I decide to fire back: ME: "*And you? You're TOO OLD to be alive. Jesus, grandma, go have a tea or something and chill the fuck out" (She was 40-ish, but I REEEEALLY wanted to fuck with her) EM: "I'M NOT OLD! I'M NOT A GRANDMOTHER! DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT, AGAIN!" This EM's face had turned red, and she had her cheeks puffed, as she was trying to hold back her crying, but tears were already FLOWING DOWN her cheeks, and she stuttered in-between words due to her crying: EM: "I-I-I-I'm a young woman, still! I'm not o-o-old! ME: "Oh my mistake. I assumed these were your kids. They're your GRANDkids, aren't they? You should be proud. I just hope you get to live long enough to see them having kids of their own!" EM: "TH-THESE AR-ARE MY KIDS, NOT MY GRANDKIDS! STOP CALLING ME OLD! STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT!!" ME: "Whoah, are you having a mid-life crisis... but... you're an old woman... you're WAAAY past the MID-life... you're reaching the END of life. That doesn't make sense... how can a GRANDMA (I let out a huge shout to that one) be having a mid-life crisis?!" And this EM was having a full-out temper tantrum, she was constantly crying out loud, and she seemed to have some low self-esteem if she was crying like a toddler by being called old... sheesh... her kids were understandbly scared, but were quiet nonetheless, cowering away with each other. By this time, I was done, and I just turned around quietly and finished the purchase. The ticket seller's mouth was twitching... she was trying SO HARD not to laugh. While some people in the crowd were laughing, others thought I went a little too far, and I should apologize. Now... any person with a soft heart would've felt bad, but me? Heh heh heh.... I'm an asshole! A petty asshole at that. After finishing my purchase, I threw one last salt in the EM's wound: ME: "Well, this was entertaining, but I have some other shit to do. Since my movie starts at night, I'll come back later. See ya later, grandma!" EM: "YOU ASSHOLE!!!" ME (in the distance): "Took you THIS LONG to figure it out?!" And that was it, ladies and gents... no arrests, no rape accusations, no assaults, no "my little angel deserves this more than you" bullshit... just a typical ol' EM getting her big-ass nose into someone else's business, and giving her worthless and meaningless take on the subject at hand. TL;DR: EM says I'm too old to watch Toy Story 4, and I make her cry in return by calling her old and she has a full-blown meltdown in front of everyone. This was on one of those Reddit youtube videos so it must be true!
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How dare you mind your own business!: 21 hrs Facebook for Android Dear anonymous/unknown person walking their dog johnson: on You goddamn fucking ignorant fat fucking cunt! When you see someone walking two dogs across the street... See that one of the dogs is viciously pulling at the leash barking and snapping, and the other dog they are walking starts attacking the first dog and obviously the owner is clearly having difficulty getting them under control... DONT FUCKING SIT DOWN ON THE BENCH DIRECTLY ACROSS THE GODDAMN STREET WITH YOUR DOG AND MAKE A FUCKING PHONE CALL! KEEP WALKING! TO THE NEXT BENCH 15 FEET AWAY! not only could i not get either of my dogs under control... But when you maybe see the do... Somehow get loose, jump out of his halter... And try to run across the street after your dog.... Don't continue to SIT ON THE GODDAMN BENCH DIRECTLY ACROSS THE FUCKING STREET. GET YOUR FATASS OFF THE BENCH AND START GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE lucky that i was already bent down trying to Iwas so seperate my two dogs that i was instinctively able to grab him by the collar before he ran across the street and got hit. And of course... When you see someone with two dogs barking, biting and generally being assholes and also trying to get at your dog, while also trying to get the halter back on the loose do.... GET OFF THE BENCH, GET OFF THE PHONE AND FUCKING struggling MOVE YOU STUPID TWAT Just sit there the whole time and stare at me... im so mad i could spit in your face Like Comment 3 How dare you mind your own business!
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