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inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.  and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.  Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D : inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.  and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.  Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D
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libertarirynn: xlec: xlec: wangdude2006: xlec: this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s(M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King. I have tears in my eyes : libertarirynn: xlec: xlec: wangdude2006: xlec: this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s(M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King. I have tears in my eyes
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Misses: Piers Morgan @piersmorgan Наpрy Halloween. I identify s 4 PumPKIN 4:43 PM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 3,962 Retweets 36.9K Likes @singul.. luna stans nova | 83 ok boomer 2 394 t 3 Vincent @ChenzScauz 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 571 ta 3 Abi Dalby @AbiDalby1 1d Replying to@piersmorgan Ok boomer t 4 349 Bethany Cook @Royalygray 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 4 330 Freddy Krueger @rossboulton1 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer t 3 300 erica A @ericaisnotokay 1d Replying to@piersmorgan Ok boomer 346 ta 3 georgia@worriedkillj oy 1d Replying to@piersmorgan okay boomer 300 t 3 wilma in 7133 @FOOKINHA... 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer t 3 530 nish #WeLoveYouWonho@cher.. 1d Replying to @piersmorganı ok boomer 407 maddy@beetlesquip 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer ta 3 267 katie @richiegayzier 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 380 ti 4 saar@underscoresaar 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 561 t 3 chrissy @BORINGPML 1d Replying to@piersmorgan ok boomer t 3 282 laur@danussy 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 407 t 3 pluto@uncomfypml 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer t 3 287 roza @rainbowsdan 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 646 luna stans nova | 83@ Replying to@piersmorgan @singul... 1d ok boomer t1 4 394 owen; katie day !@idwkawsten 1d Replying to@piersmorgan ok boomer t 4 302 tyler@lovesickdnp 1d Replying to@piersmorgan ok boomer ta 3 281 Charles #SaveTheOA @SadRap67 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 369 ti 4 tylera@soultown 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 2 523 GAGE LOVES CAYDEN @gobli... 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer ta 4 345 Kyler @kylerstephan3 22h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer t 2 368 im erin @danielsnails 22h Replying to @piersmorgan angi ok boomer 552 t1 2 mustbequeers @Mustbequeers 15h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer t 2 530 Mike Teo@MikeTeo2 13h Replying to@piersmorgan Ok boomer t 1 356 Christmas boi Noah @fal... 13h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 384 @kevinisheeereee 13h Replying to @piersmorgan kevin ok boomer 559 LeeDoug #TLJGang @LeeOnFilm 13h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 371 JOHNNY @jsjoker99 13h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 330 Ryan "He Man shill" the Disem... Replying to @piersmorgan 11h Ok boomer 331 purva @Demeradite 10h Replying to @piers morgan ok boomer 327 @demonbentley 18h Replying to @piersmorgan mari ok boomer 488 Michael@speed_force_77 13h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 400 Nando v Movies @ExtraLife @N... 13h Replying to @piersmorgan OK boomer 1 394 Sergio - FilmNOir @SergioPimw.. 12h Replying to @piersmorgan OK Boomer 310 pais @pippablackwell 12h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 321 kay @ anime nyc&@pixel... 10h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 355 colton fire will reign @danyslilith 12h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok bo0mer 9 1 448 ly.@yladir 17h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 864 theo he/him @umsushii 17h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 905 tegan's gf 4 @waspswings 16h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 700 andyneedstofuckingbreathe @_... 15h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 649 vic misses elle :(([( @myloveto... 14h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 597 Priv in bio @Kirishimabe... 14h Fran Replying to @piersmorgan silence, boomer 932 >
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fierceawakening: motherfickle: rafawriter: atomic-darth: commandtower-solring-go: pink-squirl: Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work. So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why. Where are all the bitch men who ask about male sexual assault when the focus is on women but are dead silent when men are actually at the focus.   It’s almost as if Men’s Rights Activists don’t really care about men’s rights. Hmmm…. 🤔 Yep…. This misses the really powerful piece of the story: Terry Crews was the one who chose not to do the movie. One of the producers told him, essentially, that he could either do the movie and be drop the sexual assault charges, or continue with the trial and have “troubles”. Terry dropped out because he felt standing against abusers was more important than his film career. It’s bullshit that he was threatened in the first place, of course, but his response was ballsy. I admire him for it. terry crews is a good man : Shadow and Act @shadowandact SHADOW AND ACT #TerryCrews will not appear in Expendables 4' due to threat from movie producer buff.ly/2Kt4Q8k 11:11 AM 28 Jun 18 fierceawakening: motherfickle: rafawriter: atomic-darth: commandtower-solring-go: pink-squirl: Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work. So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why. Where are all the bitch men who ask about male sexual assault when the focus is on women but are dead silent when men are actually at the focus.   It’s almost as if Men’s Rights Activists don’t really care about men’s rights. Hmmm…. 🤔 Yep…. This misses the really powerful piece of the story: Terry Crews was the one who chose not to do the movie. One of the producers told him, essentially, that he could either do the movie and be drop the sexual assault charges, or continue with the trial and have “troubles”. Terry dropped out because he felt standing against abusers was more important than his film career. It’s bullshit that he was threatened in the first place, of course, but his response was ballsy. I admire him for it. terry crews is a good man
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Misses: Piers Morgan @piersmorgan Наpрy Halloween. I identify s 4 PumPKIN 4:43 PM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 3,962 Retweets 36.9K Likes @singul.. luna stans nova | 83 ok boomer 2 394 t 3 Vincent @ChenzScauz 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 571 ta 3 Abi Dalby @AbiDalby1 1d Replying to@piersmorgan Ok boomer t 4 349 Bethany Cook @Royalygray 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 4 330 Freddy Krueger @rossboulton1 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer t 3 300 erica A @ericaisnotokay 1d Replying to@piersmorgan Ok boomer 346 ta 3 georgia@worriedkillj oy 1d Replying to@piersmorgan okay boomer 300 t 3 wilma in 7133 @FOOKINHA... 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer t 3 530 nish #WeLoveYouWonho@cher.. 1d Replying to @piersmorganı ok boomer 407 maddy@beetlesquip 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer ta 3 267 katie @richiegayzier 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 380 ti 4 saar@underscoresaar 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 561 t 3 chrissy @BORINGPML 1d Replying to@piersmorgan ok boomer t 3 282 laur@danussy 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 407 t 3 pluto@uncomfypml 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer t 3 287 roza @rainbowsdan 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 646 luna stans nova | 83@ Replying to@piersmorgan @singul... 1d ok boomer t1 4 394 owen; katie day !@idwkawsten 1d Replying to@piersmorgan ok boomer t 4 302 tyler@lovesickdnp 1d Replying to@piersmorgan ok boomer ta 3 281 Charles #SaveTheOA @SadRap67 1d Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 369 ti 4 tylera@soultown 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 2 523 GAGE LOVES CAYDEN @gobli... 1d Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer ta 4 345 Kyler @kylerstephan3 22h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer t 2 368 im erin @danielsnails 22h Replying to @piersmorgan angi ok boomer 552 t1 2 mustbequeers @Mustbequeers 15h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer t 2 530 Mike Teo@MikeTeo2 13h Replying to@piersmorgan Ok boomer t 1 356 Christmas boi Noah @fal... 13h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 384 @kevinisheeereee 13h Replying to @piersmorgan kevin ok boomer 559 LeeDoug #TLJGang @LeeOnFilm 13h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 371 JOHNNY @jsjoker99 13h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 330 Ryan "He Man shill" the Disem... Replying to @piersmorgan 11h Ok boomer 331 purva @Demeradite 10h Replying to @piers morgan ok boomer 327 @demonbentley 18h Replying to @piersmorgan mari ok boomer 488 Michael@speed_force_77 13h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok boomer 400 Nando v Movies @ExtraLife @N... 13h Replying to @piersmorgan OK boomer 1 394 Sergio - FilmNOir @SergioPimw.. 12h Replying to @piersmorgan OK Boomer 310 pais @pippablackwell 12h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 321 kay @ anime nyc&@pixel... 10h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 355 colton fire will reign @danyslilith 12h Replying to @piersmorgan Ok bo0mer 9 1 448 ly.@yladir 17h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 864 theo he/him @umsushii 17h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 905 tegan's gf 4 @waspswings 16h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 700 andyneedstofuckingbreathe @_... 15h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 649 vic misses elle :(([( @myloveto... 14h Replying to @piersmorgan ok boomer 597 Priv in bio @Kirishimabe... 14h Fran Replying to @piersmorgan silence, boomer 932 >
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ravensnowstudio: dirkdigglr1: niggazinmoscow: Take care of yourself. And don’t trust strangers easily— it might be lethal! Being a girl is scary in so many ways. Yeah it can happen to men, but cmon they see females as an easier target. I agree on this corrective asswhoopin If you see this, don’t just sneakily tell the woman or the bartender. Shout for everyone to hear “Hey, you just put something in that drink!” While pointing at the person.  If a predator misses target number one they’ll just go for target 2. If you shame them out of the bar they’ll never come back. And there is a solid chance of a collective asswhoopin, or an actual arrest for attempted rape. When in doubt, make the biggest scene you can. : Rose Bud Follow @MiamiBud2 So I was at a party yesterday and some guy tried to drug me but me being the brilliant, sharp and quick person I am I noticed right away, went to the bathroom threw it down the sink and left Follow @Geuice301 I think as men, we all need to agree that if we see a nigga drop any type of drugs in somebody drink we just need to administer a collective ass whoopin. Rose Bud @MiamiBud2 So I was at a party yesterday and some guy tried to drug me but me being the brilliant, sharp and quick person I am I noticed right away, went to the bathroom threw it down the sink and left Show this thread 10:04 AM 25 May 2019 131,383 Retweets 358,681 Likes ravensnowstudio: dirkdigglr1: niggazinmoscow: Take care of yourself. And don’t trust strangers easily— it might be lethal! Being a girl is scary in so many ways. Yeah it can happen to men, but cmon they see females as an easier target. I agree on this corrective asswhoopin If you see this, don’t just sneakily tell the woman or the bartender. Shout for everyone to hear “Hey, you just put something in that drink!” While pointing at the person.  If a predator misses target number one they’ll just go for target 2. If you shame them out of the bar they’ll never come back. And there is a solid chance of a collective asswhoopin, or an actual arrest for attempted rape. When in doubt, make the biggest scene you can.
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jasker: YEEEAAHH i know its been 200 years since ive drawn my gemsona, so i gave moss a little freshening up!she was an old pink diamond agate who got reassigned yellow. she has these wild unconventional methods (talking? to your soldiers?? wow lol pink made some WEIRD gems) so they just send her off on odd missions in the farthest reaches of space because like. it Shouldnt work but it Does so uhhh ok i guess but no one else needs to know thatshes obviously gay af, tries to explain her Very Effective Methods of discipline to her fellow agates (they just laugh and shoo her off), feels overwhelmingly guilty about not being around when pink diamond was shattered, and misses plant life and her old team terribly, but is trying to make new friends despite being kinda wary of new gemsSO YEAH THERE SHE IS \m/: MOSS AGATE JASKER Have you tied | dont know TALKING to them? JASKER See that? 7 facets of Pink hondiwoRk Yep, weke all dain jvst Ane withovt hen WAT wwas | thaugh all ave Fuk Jaspeus went to Hm.. X JASKER baited-in said: Hey jasker! I know it might sound weird, but can you speak/show a bit about your gemsona? The design and such c': Anonymous said: Have you ever made your own gemsona? jasker: YEEEAAHH i know its been 200 years since ive drawn my gemsona, so i gave moss a little freshening up!she was an old pink diamond agate who got reassigned yellow. she has these wild unconventional methods (talking? to your soldiers?? wow lol pink made some WEIRD gems) so they just send her off on odd missions in the farthest reaches of space because like. it Shouldnt work but it Does so uhhh ok i guess but no one else needs to know thatshes obviously gay af, tries to explain her Very Effective Methods of discipline to her fellow agates (they just laugh and shoo her off), feels overwhelmingly guilty about not being around when pink diamond was shattered, and misses plant life and her old team terribly, but is trying to make new friends despite being kinda wary of new gemsSO YEAH THERE SHE IS \m/
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nikez-40z: xlec: xlec: wangdude2006: xlec: this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s(M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King. this kid is forever legendary : nikez-40z: xlec: xlec: wangdude2006: xlec: this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s(M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King. this kid is forever legendary
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