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Fucking Kids

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Dense Motherfucker

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Confirmation Bias

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Mistakes Were Made

Misfortunately

Misfortunately

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Carols

Carols

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CNN Lawsuit Against White House Contains Multiple Mistakes, Stupid Meme References

Memes, Boobs, and Time: Seeing boobs for the first time: Seeing boobs for the 5,687thh time: No mistakes here. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2A2aveV

Memes, Boobs, and Time: Seeing boobs
for the first
time:
Seeing boobs
for the 5,687thh
time:
No mistakes here. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2A2aveV

Memes, Boobs, and Time: Seeing boobs
for the first
time:
Seeing boobs
for the 5,687thh
time:
No mistakes here. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2A2aveV

No mistakes here. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2A2aveV

Costco, Fucking, and Savage: So there's a 4 ft tall wine glass at Costco... drgrayfang don't you fucking dare 79.99 mistakes were made @drgrayfang is by far the most savage page on IG

Costco, Fucking, and Savage: So there's a 4 ft tall wine glass
at Costco...
drgrayfang
don't you fucking dare
79.99
mistakes were made
@drgrayfang is by far the most savage page on IG

Costco, Fucking, and Savage: So there's a 4 ft tall wine glass
at Costco...
drgrayfang
don't you fucking dare
79.99
mistakes were made
@drgrayfang is by far the most savage page on IG

@drgrayfang is by far the most savage page on IG

Happy, Paint, and Pregnancy: the perfect pregnancy announcement "There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents" And for the gender reveal Im just gonna paint a happy little.

Happy, Paint, and Pregnancy: the perfect pregnancy announcement
"There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents"
And for the gender reveal Im just gonna paint a happy little.

Happy, Paint, and Pregnancy: the perfect pregnancy announcement
"There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents"
And for the gender reveal Im just gonna paint a happy little.

And for the gender reveal Im just gonna paint a happy little.

Finals, Memes, and Fuck: Types of Geologic Faults NORMAL FAULT REVERSE FAULT Why you're sitting here looking at memes instead of studying for finals TRANSVERSE FAULT YOUR FAULT Very Versatile, just replace the text with any of your mistakes, you stupid fuck up via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2LgsgM0

Finals, Memes, and Fuck: Types of Geologic Faults
NORMAL FAULT
REVERSE FAULT
Why you're sitting
here looking at
memes instead of
studying for finals
TRANSVERSE FAULT
YOUR FAULT
Very Versatile, just replace the text with any of your mistakes, you stupid fuck up via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2LgsgM0

Finals, Memes, and Fuck: Types of Geologic Faults
NORMAL FAULT
REVERSE FAULT
Why you're sitting
here looking at
memes instead of
studying for finals
TRANSVERSE FAULT
YOUR FAULT
Very Versatile, just replace the text with any of your mistakes, you stupid fuck up via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2LgsgM0

Very Versatile, just replace the text with any of your mistakes, you stupid fuck up via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2LgsgM0

Af, Funny, and Goals: the perfect pregnancy announcement "There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents" Pregnancy announcement goals af @drgrayfang 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Af, Funny, and Goals: the perfect pregnancy announcement
"There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents"
Pregnancy announcement goals af @drgrayfang 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Af, Funny, and Goals: the perfect pregnancy announcement
"There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents"
Pregnancy announcement goals af @drgrayfang 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Pregnancy announcement goals af @drgrayfang 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Funny, Memes, and How To: Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger. But now that I'm older l've learned how to make different, often far more serious mistakes. sarcasm ony @sarcasm onl SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and How To: Sure, I made mistakes when I was
younger. But now that I'm older l've
learned how to make different, often far
more serious mistakes. sarcasm ony
@sarcasm onl
SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and How To: Sure, I made mistakes when I was
younger. But now that I'm older l've
learned how to make different, often far
more serious mistakes. sarcasm ony
@sarcasm onl
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Target, Tumblr, and Thank You: officialunitedstates thank you for following me for 5 years oday at 2:32 PM sweetskarsgard No worries, I guess we all make mistakes officialunitedstates:I just got absolutely pulverized

Target, Tumblr, and Thank You: officialunitedstates
thank you for following me
for 5 years
oday at 2:32 PM
sweetskarsgard
No worries, I guess we all
make mistakes
officialunitedstates:I just got absolutely pulverized

Target, Tumblr, and Thank You: officialunitedstates
thank you for following me
for 5 years
oday at 2:32 PM
sweetskarsgard
No worries, I guess we all
make mistakes
officialunitedstates:I just got absolutely pulverized

officialunitedstates:I just got absolutely pulverized

Memes, Respect, and How To: "I don't know how to save the world. I don't have the answers or The Answer. I hold no secret knowledge as to how to fix the mistakes of generations p asf and present. I only know that without compassion and respect for all of Earth's inhabitants, none of us will survive-nor will we deserve to." Leonard Peltier Oh, man. So much yes.

Memes, Respect, and How To: "I don't know how to save the
world. I don't have the answers or
The Answer. I hold no secret
knowledge as to how to fix the
mistakes of generations p
asf and
present. I only know that without
compassion and respect for all of
Earth's inhabitants, none of us will
survive-nor will we deserve to."
Leonard Peltier
Oh, man. So much yes.

Memes, Respect, and How To: "I don't know how to save the
world. I don't have the answers or
The Answer. I hold no secret
knowledge as to how to fix the
mistakes of generations p
asf and
present. I only know that without
compassion and respect for all of
Earth's inhabitants, none of us will
survive-nor will we deserve to."
Leonard Peltier
Oh, man. So much yes.

Oh, man. So much yes.

Life, Love, and Memes: "One of my biggest mistakes in life is thinking people will show me the same love that I've shown them -Heath Ledger (1979-2008) /didyouknowpagel@didyouknowpage

Life, Love, and Memes: "One of my biggest mistakes in life is thinking
people will show me the same love
that I've shown them
-Heath Ledger (1979-2008)
/didyouknowpagel@didyouknowpage

Life, Love, and Memes: "One of my biggest mistakes in life is thinking
people will show me the same love
that I've shown them
-Heath Ledger (1979-2008)
/didyouknowpagel@didyouknowpage

Fall, Love, and Run: Love was never meant to be easy, people fight, people make mistakes, people walk out and then run back, but when it comes to love, there is no limit to what you would do for one another. To protect, to provide, to profess. It's a lot harder to stay together then to fall apart, but with your love for one another being unconditional will make it worth every second. ELATIONGHP

Fall, Love, and Run: Love was never meant to be
easy, people fight, people
make mistakes, people walk
out and then run back, but
when it comes to love, there is
no limit to what you would do
for one another. To protect, to
provide, to profess. It's a lot
harder to stay together then
to fall apart, but with your
love for one another being
unconditional will make it
worth every second.
ELATIONGHP

Fall, Love, and Run: Love was never meant to be
easy, people fight, people
make mistakes, people walk
out and then run back, but
when it comes to love, there is
no limit to what you would do
for one another. To protect, to
provide, to profess. It's a lot
harder to stay together then
to fall apart, but with your
love for one another being
unconditional will make it
worth every second.
ELATIONGHP

Life, Business, and Mistakes: My life, my choices. my mistakes, my lessons. not your business

Life, Business, and Mistakes: My life, my choices.
my mistakes, my lessons.
not your business

Life, Business, and Mistakes: My life, my choices.
my mistakes, my lessons.
not your business

Dumb, Tumblr, and Blog: Thinking of all the dumb mistakes you made in the last 15 years Remembering all the times you made the perfect joke at the perfect time awesomacious: Me when I go to bed

Dumb, Tumblr, and Blog: Thinking of all the
dumb mistakes
you made in the
last 15 years
Remembering all
the times you
made the perfect
joke at the perfect
time
awesomacious:

Me when I go to bed

Dumb, Tumblr, and Blog: Thinking of all the
dumb mistakes
you made in the
last 15 years
Remembering all
the times you
made the perfect
joke at the perfect
time
awesomacious:

Me when I go to bed

awesomacious: Me when I go to bed

Life, Best, and Amazing: The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses, and still thinks you're completely amazing.

Life, Best, and Amazing: The best thing in
life is finding
someone who
knows all your
mistakes and
weaknesses, and
still thinks you're
completely
amazing.

Life, Best, and Amazing: The best thing in
life is finding
someone who
knows all your
mistakes and
weaknesses, and
still thinks you're
completely
amazing.

Dumb, Memes, and Time: Thinking of all the dumb mistakes you made in the last 15 years Remembering all the times you made the perfect joke at the perfect time https://t.co/h9gntIF464

Dumb, Memes, and Time: Thinking of all the
dumb mistakes
you made in the
last 15 years
Remembering all
the times you
made the perfect
joke at the perfect
time
https://t.co/h9gntIF464

Dumb, Memes, and Time: Thinking of all the
dumb mistakes
you made in the
last 15 years
Remembering all
the times you
made the perfect
joke at the perfect
time
https://t.co/h9gntIF464

https://t.co/h9gntIF464

Dumb, Time, and Mistakes: Thinking of all the dumb mistakes you made in the last 15 years Remembering all the times you made the perfect joke at the perfect time Me when I go to bed

Dumb, Time, and Mistakes: Thinking of all the
dumb mistakes
you made in the
last 15 years
Remembering all
the times you
made the perfect
joke at the perfect
time
Me when I go to bed

Dumb, Time, and Mistakes: Thinking of all the
dumb mistakes
you made in the
last 15 years
Remembering all
the times you
made the perfect
joke at the perfect
time
Me when I go to bed

Me when I go to bed

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: Trey @continentlbkfst the first rule of nice club is 1. don't talk about nice club 2. but if you do it's totally ok 3. It's really fine, I promise 4. we all make mistakes awesomacious: nice club 3

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: Trey
@continentlbkfst
the first rule of nice club is
1. don't talk about nice club
2. but if you do it's totally ok
3. It's really fine, I promise
4. we all make mistakes
awesomacious:

nice club 3

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: Trey
@continentlbkfst
the first rule of nice club is
1. don't talk about nice club
2. but if you do it's totally ok
3. It's really fine, I promise
4. we all make mistakes
awesomacious:

nice club 3

awesomacious: nice club 3

Club, Mistakes, and Nice: Trey @continentlbkfst the first rule of nice club is 1. don't talk about nice club 2. but if you do it's totally ok 3. It's really fine, I promise 4. we all make mistakes

Club, Mistakes, and Nice: Trey
@continentlbkfst
the first rule of nice club is
1. don't talk about nice club
2. but if you do it's totally ok
3. It's really fine, I promise
4. we all make mistakes

Club, Mistakes, and Nice: Trey
@continentlbkfst
the first rule of nice club is
1. don't talk about nice club
2. but if you do it's totally ok
3. It's really fine, I promise
4. we all make mistakes

Club, Mistakes, and Nice: Trey @continentlbkfst the first rule of nice club is 1. don't talk about nice club 2. but if you do it's totally ok 3. It's really fine, I promise 4. we all make mistakes nice club 3

Club, Mistakes, and Nice: Trey
@continentlbkfst
the first rule of nice club is
1. don't talk about nice club
2. but if you do it's totally ok
3. It's really fine, I promise
4. we all make mistakes
nice club 3

Club, Mistakes, and Nice: Trey
@continentlbkfst
the first rule of nice club is
1. don't talk about nice club
2. but if you do it's totally ok
3. It's really fine, I promise
4. we all make mistakes
nice club 3

nice club 3

Soccer, Mistakes, and Man Utd: Man Utd fans reactions to when their players make mistakes 😂😂 https://t.co/Bn6EAkj13M

Soccer, Mistakes, and Man Utd: Man Utd fans reactions to when their players make mistakes 😂😂 https://t.co/Bn6EAkj13M

Soccer, Mistakes, and Man Utd: Man Utd fans reactions to when their players make mistakes 😂😂 https://t.co/Bn6EAkj13M

Tumblr, Blog, and History: Jessica Biel will not name her child 'Batmo Biel Top 10 Worst Mistakes In History MostAmazingTop10 291,631 views 1 212 I 5.8K memehumor: Y u do dis Jess?😢

Tumblr, Blog, and History: Jessica Biel will not name
her child 'Batmo Biel
Top 10 Worst Mistakes In History
MostAmazingTop10 291,631 views
1 212
I 5.8K
memehumor:

Y u do dis Jess?😢

Tumblr, Blog, and History: Jessica Biel will not name
her child 'Batmo Biel
Top 10 Worst Mistakes In History
MostAmazingTop10 291,631 views
1 212
I 5.8K
memehumor:

Y u do dis Jess?😢

memehumor: Y u do dis Jess?😢

Arsenal, Football, and Goals: 8Fact Football Drea Drea Dreamast Harry Kane Joined the Arsenal academy at the age of eight years old. He was released after one season after being deemed "a bit chubby" and not"very athletic". He now has114 goals in 164 Appearances for Tottenham Hotspur. Is he better than Lacazette x Aubameyang? Do Arsenal need him ? What colour is London 🔴⚪️🤔🤷🏾‍♂️⚽️👀 • • greatbritain leicester arsenal tottenham london football premierleague realmadrid academy mistakes

Arsenal, Football, and Goals: 8Fact Football
Drea
Drea
Dreamast
Harry Kane Joined the Arsenal academy at the age of
eight years old. He was released after one season after
being deemed "a bit chubby" and not"very athletic". He
now has114 goals in 164 Appearances for Tottenham
Hotspur.
Is he better than Lacazette x Aubameyang? Do Arsenal need him ? What colour is London 🔴⚪️🤔🤷🏾‍♂️⚽️👀 • • greatbritain leicester arsenal tottenham london football premierleague realmadrid academy mistakes

Arsenal, Football, and Goals: 8Fact Football
Drea
Drea
Dreamast
Harry Kane Joined the Arsenal academy at the age of
eight years old. He was released after one season after
being deemed "a bit chubby" and not"very athletic". He
now has114 goals in 164 Appearances for Tottenham
Hotspur.
Is he better than Lacazette x Aubameyang? Do Arsenal need him ? What colour is London 🔴⚪️🤔🤷🏾‍♂️⚽️👀 • • greatbritain leicester arsenal tottenham london football premierleague realmadrid academy mistakes

Is he better than Lacazette x Aubameyang? Do Arsenal need him ? What colour is London 🔴⚪️🤔🤷🏾‍♂️⚽️👀 • • greatbritain leicester arsenal totten...

Funny, Mistakes, and Hidden: MISTAKES hidden-garden WAPPY Ad The ingenuity (@hidden_garden)

Funny, Mistakes, and Hidden: MISTAKES
hidden-garden
WAPPY
Ad
The ingenuity (@hidden_garden)

Funny, Mistakes, and Hidden: MISTAKES
hidden-garden
WAPPY
Ad
The ingenuity (@hidden_garden)

The ingenuity (@hidden_garden)

How Many Times, Life, and Memes: How To Read Your Losing Powerball Ticket WE a PRINTED 1/26/2812 215166 5125600 Number of car payments you still have to make Number of times you'll recheck this ticket before accepting Number of years you'l have to continue working at your awful job. you never had a chance How many times you stood in front of the bathroom mirror rehearsing telling your coworkers to kiss your Number of major life mistakes you've How many dollars you made that led to a near-impossible presently have in checking lotto win being your only hope for a debt-free existence. lasS Pro tip

How Many Times, Life, and Memes: How To Read Your Losing Powerball Ticket
WE a
PRINTED 1/26/2812
215166 5125600
Number of car payments
you still have to make
Number of times you'll recheck
this ticket before accepting
Number of years you'l
have to continue working
at your awful job.
you never had a chance
How many times you stood in front
of the bathroom mirror rehearsing
telling your coworkers to kiss your
Number of major life mistakes you've How many dollars you
made that led to a near-impossible presently have in checking
lotto win being your only hope for a
debt-free existence.
lasS
Pro tip

How Many Times, Life, and Memes: How To Read Your Losing Powerball Ticket
WE a
PRINTED 1/26/2812
215166 5125600
Number of car payments
you still have to make
Number of times you'll recheck
this ticket before accepting
Number of years you'l
have to continue working
at your awful job.
you never had a chance
How many times you stood in front
of the bathroom mirror rehearsing
telling your coworkers to kiss your
Number of major life mistakes you've How many dollars you
made that led to a near-impossible presently have in checking
lotto win being your only hope for a
debt-free existence.
lasS
Pro tip

Pro tip

Advice, Instagram, and Memes: When you rap a whole verse correctly without any mistakes @advice was voted for as the 1 top page on instagram 😋🙌🏼

Advice, Instagram, and Memes: When you rap a whole verse correctly
without any mistakes
@advice was voted for as the 1 top page on instagram 😋🙌🏼

Advice, Instagram, and Memes: When you rap a whole verse correctly
without any mistakes
@advice was voted for as the 1 top page on instagram 😋🙌🏼

@advice was voted for as the 1 top page on instagram 😋🙌🏼

Life, Memes, and Mistakes: hot joey @supajodack @kylieJenner ruckin @ruckin y'all make me feel so much better about my mistakes in life g: will_ent Expectations vs reality

Life, Memes, and Mistakes: hot
joey
@supajodack
@kylieJenner
ruckin
@ruckin
y'all make me feel so much better
about my mistakes in life
g: will_ent
Expectations vs reality

Life, Memes, and Mistakes: hot
joey
@supajodack
@kylieJenner
ruckin
@ruckin
y'all make me feel so much better
about my mistakes in life
g: will_ent
Expectations vs reality

Expectations vs reality

Fall, Life, and Memes: Nobody's perfect. We make mistakes. We say wrong things. We do wrong things. We fall. We get up. We learn. We groW. We move on. We live. Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

Fall, Life, and Memes: Nobody's perfect.
We make mistakes.
We say wrong things.
We do wrong things.
We fall.
We get up.
We learn.
We groW.
We move on.
We live.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

Fall, Life, and Memes: Nobody's perfect.
We make mistakes.
We say wrong things.
We do wrong things.
We fall.
We get up.
We learn.
We groW.
We move on.
We live.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

<3

Mistakes, Hidden, and Garden: MISTAKES @hidden-garden HAPP9 Accidents

Mistakes, Hidden, and Garden: MISTAKES
@hidden-garden
HAPP9
Accidents

Mistakes, Hidden, and Garden: MISTAKES
@hidden-garden
HAPP9
Accidents

Life, Time, and Humans of Tumblr: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life. tehjennismightier I reblog this every time I see it, because it's one of life's hardest lessons.

Life, Time, and Humans of Tumblr: It is possible to commit no
mistakes and still lose.
That is not a weakness.
That is life.
tehjennismightier
I reblog this every time I see it, because it's one of life's hardest lessons.

Life, Time, and Humans of Tumblr: It is possible to commit no
mistakes and still lose.
That is not a weakness.
That is life.
tehjennismightier
I reblog this every time I see it, because it's one of life's hardest lessons.

Mistakes, Because, and Others: Tell my mistakes to me not to others. Because my mistakes are to be corrected by me not by others.

Mistakes, Because, and Others: Tell my
mistakes to me
not to others.
Because my mistakes
are to be corrected
by me
not by others.

Mistakes, Because, and Others: Tell my
mistakes to me
not to others.
Because my mistakes
are to be corrected
by me
not by others.

Fall, Live, and Mistakes: Nobody's perfect. We make mistakes. We say wrong things. We do wrong things We fall. We get up. We learn. We grow We move on. We live!

Fall, Live, and Mistakes: Nobody's perfect.
We make mistakes.
We say wrong things.
We do wrong things
We fall. We get up.
We learn. We grow
We move on. We live!

Fall, Live, and Mistakes: Nobody's perfect.
We make mistakes.
We say wrong things.
We do wrong things
We fall. We get up.
We learn. We grow
We move on. We live!

Ass, Anonymous, and Mistakes: Anonymous said Shove a cucumber up your ass boyonetta That's unsanitary, people eat those. hetcharacteroftheday Why would a cucumber make your ass no longer safe to eat hetcharacteroftheday do you ever hit reblog and realize your mistakes

Ass, Anonymous, and Mistakes: Anonymous said
Shove a cucumber up your ass
boyonetta
That's unsanitary, people eat those.
hetcharacteroftheday
Why would a cucumber make your ass
no longer safe to eat
hetcharacteroftheday
do you ever hit reblog and realize your mistakes

Ass, Anonymous, and Mistakes: Anonymous said
Shove a cucumber up your ass
boyonetta
That's unsanitary, people eat those.
hetcharacteroftheday
Why would a cucumber make your ass
no longer safe to eat
hetcharacteroftheday
do you ever hit reblog and realize your mistakes

Life, Business, and Mistakes: My Life, my choices. my mistakes, my lessons. not your business

Life, Business, and Mistakes: My Life, my choices.
my mistakes, my lessons.
not your business

Life, Business, and Mistakes: My Life, my choices.
my mistakes, my lessons.
not your business

Friends, Death, and Classical Art: Daniel Summers @WFKARS Friends, I have discovered my new patron saint Klaas Meijer @klaasm67 "I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes." Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged (1790) 7:38 AM 15 Sep 2017 345 3102K

Friends, Death, and Classical Art: Daniel Summers
@WFKARS
Friends, I have discovered my new
patron saint
Klaas Meijer @klaasm67
"I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes." Last words
of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence
before being hanged (1790)
7:38 AM 15 Sep 2017
345 3102K

Friends, Death, and Classical Art: Daniel Summers
@WFKARS
Friends, I have discovered my new
patron saint
Klaas Meijer @klaasm67
"I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes." Last words
of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence
before being hanged (1790)
7:38 AM 15 Sep 2017
345 3102K

History, Jessica Biel, and Mistakes: Jessica Biel will not name her child 'Batmo Biel" C. Top 10 Worst Mistakes In History MostAmazingTop10 291,631 views

History, Jessica Biel, and Mistakes: Jessica Biel will not name
her child 'Batmo Biel"
C.
Top 10 Worst Mistakes In History
MostAmazingTop10 291,631 views

History, Jessica Biel, and Mistakes: Jessica Biel will not name
her child 'Batmo Biel"
C.
Top 10 Worst Mistakes In History
MostAmazingTop10 291,631 views

Memes, Aries, and History: aries @proletariatitty Jessica Biel will not name her child 'Batmo Biel Top 10 Worst Mistakes In History MostAmazingTop10 291,631 views 5.8K I 212 Post 1290: I hate how much I laughed at this

Memes, Aries, and History: aries
@proletariatitty
Jessica Biel will not name
her child 'Batmo Biel
Top 10 Worst Mistakes In History
MostAmazingTop10 291,631 views
5.8K
I 212
Post 1290: I hate how much I laughed at this

Memes, Aries, and History: aries
@proletariatitty
Jessica Biel will not name
her child 'Batmo Biel
Top 10 Worst Mistakes In History
MostAmazingTop10 291,631 views
5.8K
I 212
Post 1290: I hate how much I laughed at this

Post 1290: I hate how much I laughed at this

Bad, Life, and Text: when you're about to send a risky drunken text and you know it will ruin your life but you do it anyway I make some pretty bad mistakes when i’m sober too ( @scouse_ma )

Bad, Life, and Text: when you're about to send a risky
drunken text and you know it will ruin
your life but you do it anyway
I make some pretty bad mistakes when i’m sober too ( @scouse_ma )

Bad, Life, and Text: when you're about to send a risky
drunken text and you know it will ruin
your life but you do it anyway
I make some pretty bad mistakes when i’m sober too ( @scouse_ma )

I make some pretty bad mistakes when i’m sober too ( @scouse_ma )

Memes, The Weekend, and Sunday: "Calories don't count on the weekend haha" Sunday night: Mistakes were made 😂

Memes, The Weekend, and Sunday: "Calories don't count on the weekend
haha"
Sunday night:
Mistakes were made 😂

Memes, The Weekend, and Sunday: "Calories don't count on the weekend
haha"
Sunday night:
Mistakes were made 😂

Mistakes were made 😂

Bob Marley, Love, and Break: "He's not perfect. You aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don't hurt him, don't change him, and don't expect for more than he can give. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don't exist, but there's always one guy that is perfect for you." - Bob Marley

Bob Marley, Love, and Break: "He's not perfect. You aren't
either, and the two of you will
never be perfect. But if he can
make you laugh at least once,
causes you to think twice, and
if he admits to being human
and making mistakes, hold
onto him and give him the
most you can. He isn't going to
quote poetry, he's not thinking
about you every moment, but
he will give you a part of him
that he knows you could break.
Don't hurt him, don't change
him, and don't expect for more
than he can give. Don't
analyze. Smile when he makes
you happy, yell when he makes
you mad, and miss him when
he's not there. Love hard when
there is love to be had.
Because perfect guys don't
exist, but there's always one
guy that is perfect for you."
- Bob Marley

Bob Marley, Love, and Break: "He's not perfect. You aren't
either, and the two of you will
never be perfect. But if he can
make you laugh at least once,
causes you to think twice, and
if he admits to being human
and making mistakes, hold
onto him and give him the
most you can. He isn't going to
quote poetry, he's not thinking
about you every moment, but
he will give you a part of him
that he knows you could break.
Don't hurt him, don't change
him, and don't expect for more
than he can give. Don't
analyze. Smile when he makes
you happy, yell when he makes
you mad, and miss him when
he's not there. Love hard when
there is love to be had.
Because perfect guys don't
exist, but there's always one
guy that is perfect for you."
- Bob Marley

Memes, Snapchat, and History: Jessica Biel will not name her child 'Batmo Biel' Top 10 Worst Mistakes In History MostAmazingTop10 291,631 views 5.8K 1 212 Snapchat: dankmemesgang 👻

Memes, Snapchat, and History: Jessica Biel will not name
her child 'Batmo Biel'
Top 10 Worst Mistakes In History
MostAmazingTop10 291,631 views
5.8K
1 212
Snapchat: dankmemesgang 👻

Memes, Snapchat, and History: Jessica Biel will not name
her child 'Batmo Biel'
Top 10 Worst Mistakes In History
MostAmazingTop10 291,631 views
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Heart, Angry, and Change: "When you truly care for someone, their mistakes never change your feelings because it's the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.'"

Heart, Angry, and Change: "When you truly
care for someone,
their mistakes
never change your
feelings because
it's the mind that
gets angry but the
heart still cares.'"

Heart, Angry, and Change: "When you truly
care for someone,
their mistakes
never change your
feelings because
it's the mind that
gets angry but the
heart still cares.'"

Bad, Best Friend, and Life: "Ummmmm so I did a thing" -Me to my best friend right after I successfully ruined my life. Again Me every time I make a bad decision which is way too often but at least I learn from my mistakes... LOL jk I never do.

Bad, Best Friend, and Life: "Ummmmm so I did a thing" -Me to my
best friend right after I successfully
ruined my life. Again
Me every time I make a bad decision which is way too often but at least I learn from my mistakes... LOL jk I never do.

Bad, Best Friend, and Life: "Ummmmm so I did a thing" -Me to my
best friend right after I successfully
ruined my life. Again
Me every time I make a bad decision which is way too often but at least I learn from my mistakes... LOL jk I never do.

Me every time I make a bad decision which is way too often but at least I learn from my mistakes... LOL jk I never do.

Cars, Donald Trump, and Memes: WORLD NEWS NEW TRADE DEAL Oct 1 | The United States and Canada have agreed to a new trilateral agreement with Mexico to replace NAFTA The United States, and Canada have agreed to a new trilateral agreement with Mexico to replace NAFTA. President Donald Trump and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau agreed to the new pact, called the U.S.-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA), Sunday night. The rewritten agreement is a victory for Trump who, during his 2016 campaign, promised a revised version of NAFTA. Under the new deal, U.S. farmers will be allowed to increase dairy exports to Canada and a higher percentage of cars must be manufactured in the U.S. ___ Trump released a statement about the deal to Twitter Monday morning. “Late last night, our deadline, we reached a wonderful new Trade Deal with Canada, to be added into the deal already reached with Mexico. The new name will be The United States Mexico Canada Agreement, or USMCA,” the tweet read. “It is a great deal for all three countries, solves the many deficiencies and mistakes in NAFTA, greatly opens markets to our Farmers and Manufacturers, reduces Trade Barriers to the U.S. and will bring all three Great Nations together in competition with the rest of the world. The USMCA is a historic transaction!”

Cars, Donald Trump, and Memes: WORLD NEWS
NEW TRADE DEAL
Oct 1 | The United States and Canada have
agreed to a new trilateral agreement with
Mexico to replace NAFTA
The United States, and Canada have agreed to a new trilateral agreement with Mexico to replace NAFTA. President Donald Trump and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau agreed to the new pact, called the U.S.-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA), Sunday night. The rewritten agreement is a victory for Trump who, during his 2016 campaign, promised a revised version of NAFTA. Under the new deal, U.S. farmers will be allowed to increase dairy exports to Canada and a higher percentage of cars must be manufactured in the U.S. ___ Trump released a statement about the deal to Twitter Monday morning. “Late last night, our deadline, we reached a wonderful new Trade Deal with Canada, to be added into the deal already reached with Mexico. The new name will be The United States Mexico Canada Agreement, or USMCA,” the tweet read. “It is a great deal for all three countries, solves the many deficiencies and mistakes in NAFTA, greatly opens markets to our Farmers and Manufacturers, reduces Trade Barriers to the U.S. and will bring all three Great Nations together in competition with the rest of the world. The USMCA is a historic transaction!”

Cars, Donald Trump, and Memes: WORLD NEWS
NEW TRADE DEAL
Oct 1 | The United States and Canada have
agreed to a new trilateral agreement with
Mexico to replace NAFTA
The United States, and Canada have agreed to a new trilateral agreement with Mexico to replace NAFTA. President Donald Trump and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau agreed to the new pact, called the U.S.-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA), Sunday night. The rewritten agreement is a victory for Trump who, during his 2016 campaign, promised a revised version of NAFTA. Under the new deal, U.S. farmers will be allowed to increase dairy exports to Canada and a higher percentage of cars must be manufactured in the U.S. ___ Trump released a statement about the deal to Twitter Monday morning. “Late last night, our deadline, we reached a wonderful new Trade Deal with Canada, to be added into the deal already reached with Mexico. The new name will be The United States Mexico Canada Agreement, or USMCA,” the tweet read. “It is a great deal for all three countries, solves the many deficiencies and mistakes in NAFTA, greatly opens markets to our Farmers and Manufacturers, reduces Trade Barriers to the U.S. and will bring all three Great Nations together in competition with the rest of the world. The USMCA is a historic transaction!”

The United States, and Canada have agreed to a new trilateral agreement with Mexico to replace NAFTA. President Donald Trump and Canadian Pr...

Halloween, Joker, and Scream: MARGARET THIS IS HALOEEN PUMPKINS EN IN THE DEAD OF SCREAM od NIGHT THIS IS HALLOWEEN MARGARET IT IS THE TWENTY SEPTEMBER EVEKYBODY MANE A SENE Do the-joker-hates-sjws: haiku-robot: doodlemancy: I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT i get pumped around the end of august what you are seeing is restraint ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Support me to let me live forever and put mankind in slavery! づ◕‿◕｡)づ | PayPal | Patreon Who cares about pumpkins… It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

Halloween, Joker, and Scream: MARGARET
THIS IS HALOEEN
PUMPKINS
EN IN THE
DEAD OF
SCREAM
od
NIGHT

THIS IS HALLOWEEN
MARGARET IT IS
THE TWENTY
SEPTEMBER
EVEKYBODY
MANE A SENE
Do
the-joker-hates-sjws:

haiku-robot:
doodlemancy:
I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT

i get pumped around the end of august what you are seeing is restraint ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Support me to let me live forever and put mankind in slavery! づ◕‿◕｡)づ | PayPal | Patreon

Who cares about pumpkins… It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

Halloween, Joker, and Scream: MARGARET
THIS IS HALOEEN
PUMPKINS
EN IN THE
DEAD OF
SCREAM
od
NIGHT

THIS IS HALLOWEEN
MARGARET IT IS
THE TWENTY
SEPTEMBER
EVEKYBODY
MANE A SENE
Do
the-joker-hates-sjws:

haiku-robot:
doodlemancy:
I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT

i get pumped around the end of august what you are seeing is restraint ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Support me to let me live forever and put mankind in slavery! づ◕‿◕｡)づ | PayPal | Patreon

Who cares about pumpkins… It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

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Dating, Funny, and Life: That feel when you look back on all of the dating mistakes you've made during your entire life SarcasmOnly

Dating, Funny, and Life: That feel when you look back
on all of the dating mistakes
you've made during your entire
life
SarcasmOnly

Dating, Funny, and Life: That feel when you look back
on all of the dating mistakes
you've made during your entire
life
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Friends, Memes, and Death: Friends, I have discovered my new patron saint Klaas Meijer @klaasm67 "I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes." Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged (1790) 💀💀💀

Friends, Memes, and Death: Friends, I have discovered my new
patron saint
Klaas Meijer @klaasm67
"I see that you have made 3 spelling
mistakes." Last words of Marquis de Favras
after reading his death sentence before
being hanged (1790)
💀💀💀

Friends, Memes, and Death: Friends, I have discovered my new
patron saint
Klaas Meijer @klaasm67
"I see that you have made 3 spelling
mistakes." Last words of Marquis de Favras
after reading his death sentence before
being hanged (1790)
💀💀💀

💀💀💀

Appreciate, Heart, and Today: namjoon's dimples @filthymudblood9 Replying to @etnow and @BTS twt Our King. Our President. Our role model. We truly appreciate him. lbegan to hink about what other p le o ught of me.Istopp d looking up at the night sky ple made.began to shut out my own voice My heart stopped & my eyes doened sut Maybe Imade a miseferday but me is stl me Today 1 am who f all of my futs and y mistakes I tried to jam mysell into molds No one called my name & These an msistakes are Whats your name? Wexs you and make y and hear your am heart bea? Making up the brigh estrs in the of my ife I wanna hear I hatve come to lovemyse for or who I was and for who I hope to beN No matter who you are, your sn coyourgender identty Speak for yourse 9/24/18, 11:59 AM Same #bts #rm

Appreciate, Heart, and Today: namjoon's dimples
@filthymudblood9
Replying to @etnow and @BTS twt
Our King. Our President. Our role
model. We truly appreciate him.
lbegan to hink about what other p
le o
ught of me.Istopp d looking up at the night sky
ple made.began to shut out my own voice
My heart stopped & my eyes doened sut
Maybe Imade a miseferday but
me is stl me
Today 1 am who f
all of my futs and y mistakes
I tried to jam mysell into molds
No one called my name &
These
an msistakes are
Whats your name? Wexs you and make
y and hear your
am
heart bea?
Making up the brigh estrs in the
of my ife
I wanna hear
I hatve come to lovemyse for or who I was and for who I hope to beN
No matter who you are, your sn coyourgender identty Speak for yourse
9/24/18, 11:59 AM
Same #bts #rm

Appreciate, Heart, and Today: namjoon's dimples
@filthymudblood9
Replying to @etnow and @BTS twt
Our King. Our President. Our role
model. We truly appreciate him.
lbegan to hink about what other p
le o
ught of me.Istopp d looking up at the night sky
ple made.began to shut out my own voice
My heart stopped & my eyes doened sut
Maybe Imade a miseferday but
me is stl me
Today 1 am who f
all of my futs and y mistakes
I tried to jam mysell into molds
No one called my name &
These
an msistakes are
Whats your name? Wexs you and make
y and hear your
am
heart bea?
Making up the brigh estrs in the
of my ife
I wanna hear
I hatve come to lovemyse for or who I was and for who I hope to beN
No matter who you are, your sn coyourgender identty Speak for yourse
9/24/18, 11:59 AM
Same #bts #rm

Same #bts #rm

Love, Today, and Voice: "Today, I am who l am with all my faults and mistakes. l've come to love myself for who l am, who l was and who I hope to become. Speak ourself. What is your name? Find your name & your voice THE SPEECH WAS SO GREAT IM SO PROUD. LOOK HOW FAR THEY'VE COME #BTSXUnited Nations #BTS 🐾 - RM’s speech at the UN was truly inspirational

Love, Today, and Voice: "Today, I am who l am with all my
faults and mistakes. l've come to
love myself for who l am, who l was
and who I hope to become. Speak
ourself. What is your name? Find
your name & your voice
THE SPEECH WAS SO GREAT IM SO
PROUD. LOOK HOW FAR THEY'VE
COME #BTSXUnited Nations
#BTS 🐾 - RM’s speech at the UN was truly inspirational

Love, Today, and Voice: "Today, I am who l am with all my
faults and mistakes. l've come to
love myself for who l am, who l was
and who I hope to become. Speak
ourself. What is your name? Find
your name & your voice
THE SPEECH WAS SO GREAT IM SO
PROUD. LOOK HOW FAR THEY'VE
COME #BTSXUnited Nations
#BTS 🐾 - RM’s speech at the UN was truly inspirational

#BTS 🐾 - RM’s speech at the UN was truly inspirational

Mistakes, Because, and Others: Tell my mistakes to me not to others. Because my mistakes are to be corrected by me not by others.

Mistakes, Because, and Others: Tell my
mistakes to me
not to others.
Because my mistakes
are to be corrected
by me
not by others.

Mistakes, Because, and Others: Tell my
mistakes to me
not to others.
Because my mistakes
are to be corrected
by me
not by others.

Life, Memes, and The Worst: One of the worst mistakes a woman can make is wasting vears of her life waiting for a man to grow up.

Life, Memes, and The Worst: One of the
worst mistakes
a woman can
make is wasting
vears of her life
waiting for a
man to grow
up.

Life, Memes, and The Worst: One of the
worst mistakes
a woman can
make is wasting
vears of her life
waiting for a
man to grow
up.

Advice, Being Alone, and Anaconda: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior Highschool Students His Personal List Of Wisest Words..And They Make A Lot Of Sense. 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs is not one of them 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message. 3. Don't knock it till you try it 4. a stree performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck 5 Always use we when referring to your home 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Don't underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE. 8 lust because you can doesn't mean you should 9. Don't dumb yourself down. 10 You only get one chance to notice new hairout. 11 If you're staying more than one night, unpack 12. Never park in front of a bar 13. Expect the seat in front of you to redine. Prepare 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first cer, and first 15. Hold your heroes to a high standard. 17 Never lie to your doctor 18 All guns are 19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they know. 20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it Even if it's only once. 21 Take and TV once vacation of your cell phone, internet, year 22. Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good. 24 Don't linger in the doorway. in or out 25. If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself short. 26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for 27 Never get your haircut the day of a special 28 Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth Ahways buy good shoes, tires and sheets. 29. Never eat unch at your desk If you can avoid it 30. When you're with new friends, don't just tak 31. Eat unch with the new kids 32. When traveling, keep your wits about you No 33. It's never too late for an apology. 34. Don't pose wth boore. It's unbecoming. 5. If you have the right of way, TAKE IT 36. You don't get to choose your own nickname. 37, When you marry someone, remember you marry 39. Under nocrcumstances should you ask ง woman 40. it'snot enough to be proud of your ancestry, ive up to t 41. Don't make a 42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet 44. Never glost 46. Make time for your mother on your birthday. It'sa special day for her too 47. When opening presents, no one lices &a good guesver 48. Sympathy Is a crutch Never take ล limp. 49, Give credit, Take biame 50. Suck it up every now and then. 51. Never be the last one in the pool 52. Don't stare. 53. Address everyone that carries a firearm 54. Stand up to bulies, You only have to do it once. 55. fyoul've made your point, stop talking 56. Admit it when you're wrong 7. it you offer to help don't quit until the job is done 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table. 61. Forgive yoursef for your mistakes. 62. Know at least one good joke. 63. Don't boo Even the ref is somebody's son one good meal 65, Leam to drive manual/stick shift. 66. Be cool to yourger kids. Reputations are built over 67. It's okay to po to the movies by yourself 68. Dance with your mother/Tather 69. Don't lose your cool. Especialy at work 0. Always thank the host 71. It you don't understand, ask before it's too late. 72. Know the size of your boyfriend girtriend's 73 There is nothing wrong with a plain t shirt. 74. De a good ästener. Don't just take your turn to 5. eep your word, 76. In colege always sit near the front. You'll stand our immediately and come grade time it will oome in handy. 7. Carry your mother's begs, She carried you for 9 78. Be pacient with arport security. They are just 79. Don't be the talker in a movie. 80. The oppesite svex ikes people who shower. 81. You are what you da. Nat what you say 82. Learn to change tire 83. Be kind Everyone has a hard fight ahead 84. An hour with grandparents is time we spent. Ask for advice when you need it Don't itter 86, tf you have ฮ sister, get to know her 87. You won't always be the strongest or fastest. But you can't be the toughest 89. Duy the orange properties in Monopoly 90. Make the littie things count. 91 92. There is a fine line between loaking suitry and slutty. Find it 93. 94. You're never too old to need your Mom. Ladies, 2 you make the decision to wee hees on the first dste commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kil 96. Your dance moves might not be the best. but i promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime 100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and punch hard. epicjohndoe: Wise Words From A Smart Teacher

Advice, Being Alone, and Anaconda: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior
Highschool Students His Personal
List Of Wisest Words..And They
Make A Lot Of Sense.
1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs
is not one of them
2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
3. Don't knock it till you try it
4. a stree performer makes you stop walking, you
owe him a buck
5
Always use we when referring to your home
6.
When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7.
Don't underestimate free throws in a game of
HORSE.
8 lust because you can doesn't mean you should
9. Don't dumb yourself down.
10 You only get one chance to notice new
hairout.
11 If you're staying more than one night, unpack
12. Never park in front of a bar
13. Expect the seat in front of you to redine.
Prepare
14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first cer, and
first
15.
Hold your heroes to a high standard.
17 Never lie to your doctor
18 All guns are
19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they
know.
20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it
Even if it's only once.
21
Take
and TV once
vacation of your cell phone, internet,
year
22.
Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good.
24
Don't linger in the doorway. in or out
25.
If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself
short.
26.
If you want to know what makes you unique,
sit for
27 Never get your haircut the day of a
special
28 Be mindful of what comes between you and
the Earth Ahways buy good shoes, tires and
sheets.
29. Never eat unch at your desk If you can avoid it
30. When you're with new friends, don't just tak
31. Eat unch with the new kids
32. When traveling, keep your wits about you No
33. It's never too late for an apology.
34. Don't pose wth boore. It's unbecoming.
5. If you have the right of way, TAKE IT
36. You don't get to choose your own nickname.
37, When you marry someone, remember you marry
39.
Under nocrcumstances should you ask ง woman
40. it'snot enough to be proud of your ancestry, ive
up to t
41. Don't make a
42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet
44. Never glost
46. Make time for your mother on your birthday. It'sa
special day for her too
47. When opening presents, no one lices &a good
guesver
48. Sympathy Is a crutch Never take ล limp.
49, Give credit, Take biame
50. Suck it up every now and then.
51. Never be the last one in the pool
52. Don't stare.
53. Address everyone that carries a firearm
54. Stand up to bulies, You only have to do it once.
55. fyoul've made your point, stop talking
56. Admit it when you're wrong
7. it you offer to help don't quit until the job is done
58. Look people in the eye when you thank them
60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.
61. Forgive yoursef for your mistakes.
62. Know at least one good joke.
63. Don't boo Even the ref is somebody's son
one good meal
65,
Leam to drive manual/stick shift.
66. Be cool to yourger kids. Reputations are built over
67. It's okay to po to the movies by yourself
68. Dance with your mother/Tather
69. Don't lose your cool. Especialy at work
0. Always thank the host
71. It you don't understand, ask before it's too late.
72. Know the size of your boyfriend girtriend's
73 There is nothing wrong with a plain t shirt.
74. De a good ästener. Don't just take your turn to
5. eep your word,
76.
In colege always sit near the front. You'll stand
our immediately and come grade time it will oome in
handy.
7. Carry your mother's begs, She carried you for 9
78. Be pacient with arport security. They are just
79. Don't be the talker in a movie.
80. The oppesite svex ikes people who shower.
81. You are what you da. Nat what you say
82. Learn to change tire
83. Be kind Everyone has a hard fight ahead
84.
An hour with grandparents is time we
spent. Ask for
advice when you need it
Don't itter
86,
tf you have ฮ sister, get to know her
87. You won't always be the strongest or
fastest. But you can't be the toughest
89. Duy the orange properties in Monopoly
90. Make the littie things count.
91
92. There is a fine line between loaking suitry
and slutty. Find it
93.
94.
You're never too old to need your Mom.
Ladies,
2 you make the decision to wee
hees on the first dste commit to keeping
them on and keeping your trap shut about
how much your feet kil
96.
Your dance moves might not be the best.
but i promise making a fool of yourself is
more fun than sitting on the bench alone
99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime
100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and
punch hard.
epicjohndoe:

Wise Words From A Smart Teacher

Advice, Being Alone, and Anaconda: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior
Highschool Students His Personal
List Of Wisest Words..And They
Make A Lot Of Sense.
1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs
is not one of them
2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
3. Don't knock it till you try it
4. a stree performer makes you stop walking, you
owe him a buck
5
Always use we when referring to your home
6.
When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7.
Don't underestimate free throws in a game of
HORSE.
8 lust because you can doesn't mean you should
9. Don't dumb yourself down.
10 You only get one chance to notice new
hairout.
11 If you're staying more than one night, unpack
12. Never park in front of a bar
13. Expect the seat in front of you to redine.
Prepare
14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first cer, and
first
15.
Hold your heroes to a high standard.
17 Never lie to your doctor
18 All guns are
19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they
know.
20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it
Even if it's only once.
21
Take
and TV once
vacation of your cell phone, internet,
year
22.
Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good.
24
Don't linger in the doorway. in or out
25.
If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself
short.
26.
If you want to know what makes you unique,
sit for
27 Never get your haircut the day of a
special
28 Be mindful of what comes between you and
the Earth Ahways buy good shoes, tires and
sheets.
29. Never eat unch at your desk If you can avoid it
30. When you're with new friends, don't just tak
31. Eat unch with the new kids
32. When traveling, keep your wits about you No
33. It's never too late for an apology.
34. Don't pose wth boore. It's unbecoming.
5. If you have the right of way, TAKE IT
36. You don't get to choose your own nickname.
37, When you marry someone, remember you marry
39.
Under nocrcumstances should you ask ง woman
40. it'snot enough to be proud of your ancestry, ive
up to t
41. Don't make a
42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet
44. Never glost
46. Make time for your mother on your birthday. It'sa
special day for her too
47. When opening presents, no one lices &a good
guesver
48. Sympathy Is a crutch Never take ล limp.
49, Give credit, Take biame
50. Suck it up every now and then.
51. Never be the last one in the pool
52. Don't stare.
53. Address everyone that carries a firearm
54. Stand up to bulies, You only have to do it once.
55. fyoul've made your point, stop talking
56. Admit it when you're wrong
7. it you offer to help don't quit until the job is done
58. Look people in the eye when you thank them
60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.
61. Forgive yoursef for your mistakes.
62. Know at least one good joke.
63. Don't boo Even the ref is somebody's son
one good meal
65,
Leam to drive manual/stick shift.
66. Be cool to yourger kids. Reputations are built over
67. It's okay to po to the movies by yourself
68. Dance with your mother/Tather
69. Don't lose your cool. Especialy at work
0. Always thank the host
71. It you don't understand, ask before it's too late.
72. Know the size of your boyfriend girtriend's
73 There is nothing wrong with a plain t shirt.
74. De a good ästener. Don't just take your turn to
5. eep your word,
76.
In colege always sit near the front. You'll stand
our immediately and come grade time it will oome in
handy.
7. Carry your mother's begs, She carried you for 9
78. Be pacient with arport security. They are just
79. Don't be the talker in a movie.
80. The oppesite svex ikes people who shower.
81. You are what you da. Nat what you say
82. Learn to change tire
83. Be kind Everyone has a hard fight ahead
84.
An hour with grandparents is time we
spent. Ask for
advice when you need it
Don't itter
86,
tf you have ฮ sister, get to know her
87. You won't always be the strongest or
fastest. But you can't be the toughest
89. Duy the orange properties in Monopoly
90. Make the littie things count.
91
92. There is a fine line between loaking suitry
and slutty. Find it
93.
94.
You're never too old to need your Mom.
Ladies,
2 you make the decision to wee
hees on the first dste commit to keeping
them on and keeping your trap shut about
how much your feet kil
96.
Your dance moves might not be the best.
but i promise making a fool of yourself is
more fun than sitting on the bench alone
99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime
100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and
punch hard.
epicjohndoe:

Wise Words From A Smart Teacher

epicjohndoe: Wise Words From A Smart Teacher

Fucking Kids

Fucking Kids

Dense Motherfucker

Dense Motherfucker

Confirmation Bias

Confirmation Bias

Mistakes Were Made

Mistakes Were Made

Misfortunately

Misfortunately

Confirmated

Dedded

Carols

Carols

Admittingly

Holi Shit

Holi Shit

Fuck Kids

Fuck Kids

Ignorancy

Deleters

Thinked

political commentary

political commentary

resourcefully

really cool

really cool

looking up

mailboxes

mailboxes

haha no

look up

mistake

motherfucker

motherfucker

homed

controversy

controversy

ote

ote

were

repeal

repeal

6 4

6 4

dense

dense

their

idk

idk

biased

biased

subjective

subjective

ashley

ashley

bothered

bothered

fued

fued

pleased

pleased

i would

i would

prolly

prolly

bothering

bothering

discussing

discussing

messed up

messed up

all my friends

all my friends

i cant even

i cant even

needed

hous

hous

surely

surely

leaving

leaving

the mailbox

the mailbox

admittedly

admittedly

i thought

i thought

ims

deep

deep

sat

sat

Gaming

Gaming

Drug

Drug

Thought

Thought

Smiles

Smiles

Peace

Peace

Kindness

Kindness

Humanity

Humanity

Helps

Helps

Happiness

Happiness

Coming Home

Coming Home

Bullshit

Bullshit

Banking

Banking

English

English

Chemist

Chemist

Virginity

Virginity

World

World

Word

Word

Water

United

United

Mobile

Mobile

House

House

Home

Home

Games

Games

Game

Game

Earth

Earth

Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs

Cool

Cool

Love

Love

God

God

doe

doe

dank

dank

community

beautiful

beautiful

Ashley Banks

Ashley Banks