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failnation: Murdered by words in broad daylight: Who the fuck cares? Just revolt and tell them they have to work for what they want like us regular joes. Piece of shits dont deserve shit Like Reply 44m Alright so, the Queen is 91 and she has to do about 100 engagements a year, hold Government meetings once a week and read about 200 documents a day all of which are highly classified. You won't even make it to 91 you fucking wankstain. Of course you're from Sudbury, land of the hard working pillheads bumming smokes at the downtown bus terminal. Prince Charles is an ex Naval officer who commanded his own ship for 6 years, Prince Harry fought and murdered Taliban insurgents in Afghanistan and Prince William flew FUCKING RESCUE HELICOPTERS SAVING PEOPLE FROM SINKING BOATS. Professionally. As in his job. All of these people, guess what, took NOT A SINGLE POUND in pay for this work. Their money? Doesn't come from the taxpayers. It comes from an agreement with Parliament in which they give over the revenues of the land THEY OWN in return for civil list payments. The money they give is FAR more massive than what they take. Also, the tourism money they generate. Shall I go on, or can we just agree you're an uneducated twat who thinks that because you can take insults from some drunkard boss and climb a roof like a fucking jungle monkey that somehow you're some communist working class hero. By the way. That piece of shit, YOUR FUCKING QUEEN, served as an ambulance driver during WWII. Younger than you are. So wow, way to slag a family of veterans, you fuck ass 03 Like Reply 36m Uber Humor Steve holt failnation: Murdered by words in broad daylight
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witchymoonhag: witchymoonhag: blueandbluer: aishawarma: Learn to defend against a bigot grabbing your hijab from behind! In this post-election hate-crime spike, self defense is more important than ever. Practice this move until it becomes muscle memory and teach your body to react before thinking. (via Zee Abdulla) Signal boost. Anyone know if this would work equally as well if he grabbed with his other hand? I feel it wouldn’t, but it’s still better than nothing. If the attacker used the other hand, then the woman wearing the hijab could use the opposite arm than is shown. SO PRACTICE BOTH SIDES. Also please note the position of her arm on his. It’s not on the elbow but just above it. That is will be important for the submission. The grip on her hand is important as well. It looks like she is using a monkey grip where the thumb stays with the fingers of the hand instead of wrapping around. It protects your thumb from being broken and can be a stronger grip in general. But yes, practice practice practice practice Btw, if you click on her name, Zee Abdulla, in the post it takes you to her Facebook where she has another video for a defense for a front hijab grab. : witchymoonhag: witchymoonhag: blueandbluer: aishawarma: Learn to defend against a bigot grabbing your hijab from behind! In this post-election hate-crime spike, self defense is more important than ever. Practice this move until it becomes muscle memory and teach your body to react before thinking. (via Zee Abdulla) Signal boost. Anyone know if this would work equally as well if he grabbed with his other hand? I feel it wouldn’t, but it’s still better than nothing. If the attacker used the other hand, then the woman wearing the hijab could use the opposite arm than is shown. SO PRACTICE BOTH SIDES. Also please note the position of her arm on his. It’s not on the elbow but just above it. That is will be important for the submission. The grip on her hand is important as well. It looks like she is using a monkey grip where the thumb stays with the fingers of the hand instead of wrapping around. It protects your thumb from being broken and can be a stronger grip in general. But yes, practice practice practice practice Btw, if you click on her name, Zee Abdulla, in the post it takes you to her Facebook where she has another video for a defense for a front hijab grab.
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The Forbidden Fruit: phoqueboi junkirat fckin I'm thinking about her ghettoinuyasha forbidden fruit isaacmemes Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much? kitswulf Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It's got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like arn avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red- seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this "fruit" has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it. As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he's a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it's basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that's what my goddamn mammal- brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win ciphercoyote Human Brain: Don't eat the posion pod its fucking posion Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is Vibrating Give It The Sex Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing machine it is safe. The Forbidden Fruit
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