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Af, Ass, and Baseball: Now that's a good boy While all the other dogs in the park were playing around, he read a book with his human. ba "Why do you act like that on snap". "You know that's not how you are, why you actin like a wild party girl." "You should have more self respect." <- men, lemme ask y'all. When did y'all go from age 28 to 78? High waisted khakis and crispy white reeboks lookin ass. Twenty five cent coffee at McDonald's lookin ass. "Lemme clean my dentures" lookin ass. Listen to the baseball game on the radio thru headphones while you AT the actual ballgame lookin ass <- all real OG old ass men do this shit πŸ˜‚. Lemme splain y'all something since now all of a sudden u concerned about how girls carry theyself on social media: snap ain't suppose to be her real cot damn life. She wake up early. Walk the dog. Take a shower. Do her hair. Go to a job she hate. Take the stinky ass train home where unsightly men try to sneakily graze her with they erected PP. Drink a lot of wine to forget the job she hate. U feel me? She ain't gon snap all that. She gon snap herself singing to Kendrick lyrics and acting a donkey at a bar. Poolside with her homegirls. Eating tacos because that's what sexy girls do they link up and eat tacos and then snap that shit. She tryina escape the monotony of daily existence thru this shit, not document it. Ain't that a motherfucker, ladies? Like my lil home girl always says - the same shit he loved about u that drew him in ... now he wanna u criticize u for it. Men...let a young ting be a young ting. All that judging make u look insecure and bitter AF. Let her live her life. If u can't fuck with that, give her space. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

"Why do you act like that on snap". "You know that's not how you are, why you actin like a wild party girl." "You should have more self resp...

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