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Honestly not sure what to title this serpentine "political spectrum": www.EXPRESSIVEEGG.ORG PRESENTS (THE TRUISH AND ACTUAL POLITICAL SPECTRUM OSCAR WILDE WILLIAM MORRIS BARACK OBAMA STALIN GEORGE ORWELL MY GRANDAD KRISHNAMURTI MARX JEREMY CORBYN FD ROOSEVELT STEVEN PINKER TONY BLAIR DONALD TRUMP HITLER IVAN ILLICH TOLSTOY ALDOUS HUXLEY NOAM CHOMSKY example proponents HENRY MILLER WILHELM REICH JOHN PILGER CHARLIE CHAPLIN MARK FISHER KEN LOACH MICHEL FOUCAULT SLAVOJ ŽIŽEK ADAM CURTIS ALAIN DE BOTTON NICK COHEN THE MAIL HENRY DAVIO THOREAU (see notes) ME BEZ FRANKJE BOYLE NATIONAL FRONT BARRY LONG GEORGE WOODCOCK NOE ITO MARK CURTIS MEDIALENS MARTIN LUTHER KING BERNIE SANDERS MICHAEL MOORE JORDAN PETERSON PLATO LAO TZU HUGO CHAVEZ RONALD REAGAN AYN RAND JOHN ZERZAN DH LAWRENCE MY MUM YOUNG RAN PRIEUR LEWIS MUMFORD AMY GOODMAN GEORGE GALLOWAY JOHN RUSKIN CLEMENT ATTLEE GEORGE MONBIOT HOLLYWOD HEGE ROBERT MCNAMARA ILL HICKS OLD RAN PRIEUR R PHILIP K DICK OB BLACK PETER KROPOTKIN JOHN LENNON RICHARD WOLFF DAVID CRAEBER CHARLES DICKENS MOST OF THE WORLD MORRISSEY JUNG ST.PAUL LAURIE PENNY CHURCHILL LENIN THE BBC THATCHER HENRY KISSINGER actual meaning official meaning - THE LEFT THE CENTRE 'the far left' / 'the loony left" THE FANATICAL RIGHT THE EXTREME LEFT THE FAR LEFT THE RIGHT THE FAR RIGHT *the left" 'insanity 'terrorism' / 'extremism *the right" politics DEMOCRACTIC 'ANARCHISM (MARKET) 'DEMOCRACY / 'INDIVIDUALISM OMNARCHISM / STANDARD ANARCHISM (SOCIAL) DEMOCRACY LIBERTARIANISH MARXISM / OFFICIAL SOCIALISM LIBERTARIAN / DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM LIBERALISM (UK) FASCISM RADICAL ANARCHISM "REFUSUAL OF WORK" MOVEMENT INDIMDUALISM (POLITICAL) ANARCHO-SYNDICALISM UNOFFICIAL SOCIALISM SUPPORT FOR TOTALITARIAN SYSTEM TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP INDMDUALISM (WILDIAN) POST-LEFTISM SITUATIONISM "ENLIGHTENED' MONARCHISM AUTHORITARIAN MONARCHISM "CAPITALISM (AKA PRIVATE CAPITALISM) ANARCHO-PRIMITIVISM "COMMUNISM' (AKA STATE CAPITALISM) PROFESSIONALISM CORPORATE SOCIALISM ('STAGVERSION') AUTHORITARIAN SOCIALISM LIBERALISM (US) / WAGE-SLAVERY FEUDALISM / TRADITIONAL SLAVERY THE OVERTON WINDOW (OFFICIALLY ACCEPTABLE / 'MAINSTREAM') Rule by democratic totalitarian systems, excess of choice, limitation of access to speech platforms, assimilation of minorities, belief in emotional-morality, 'imagination' and flexibility, and control by desire, debt and implicit threat of violence. No overt control of dissent (system selects for system-friendly voices). Huxleyan Dystopia. Most of the modern world (USA, Europe, Japan, etc.) Rule by unspoken context or by temporary and powerless leaders. No institutions (no need for them). lawless (soft guideline bounded), moneyless (gift-economy) and timeless. Used by most societies (and most friendships) for most of human history. Never been tried in a No state, extreme limitation of power. Citizen's income, local currencies, jubilees, etc. Extreme limits on energY consumption, complexity of institutions, power of technology. Untried. (N.b. Some strands of anarchism (e.g. Stirnan) are fanatical, extremely violent and cultdike). These are much publicised by 'the mainstream Rule by workers' councils, direct democracy, etc. Technophilic. Scattered examples in history (eg. Spanish civil war, pre-Bolshevik soviet Russia / Makhnovist Ukraine, etc). Rule by intellectuals and professionals oversee- ing democratic welfare state. Heavy restrictions on wealth-acquisition, privatisation, etc. Heavily unionised workplaces, heavily subsidised public services. Small or non-existant military. Very rare, but 1950s -1970s Britain, Scandinavia and Cuba exhibited many features. Rule by autocratic totalitarian people/ elites, limitation of choice, repression of speech and repression of minorities, belief in order, routine and rationalmorality and control by enclosure, fear and explicit violence. Violent repression of dissent (via "the party line). Orwellian Dystopia. Most of the pre-modern world + USSR, Nazi Germany, Saudi Arabia, etc ('the bad guys') government examples modern or agriIcultural society post B,000 BC. > SOCIAL STRATIFICATION AND AUTHORITARIANISM SOCIAL EQUALITY AND INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM (theology) PANTHEISM "SPIRITUALISM' MYSTIC THEISM THEISM ATHEISM AGNOTICISM EXPLANATORY NOTES Marx isn't to the right of Chomsky! FDR isn't to the left of Stalin! And so on and so forth. First of all the above graph represents the political spectrum as it actually is, in real life, rather than as it is presented in the mainstream media (MSM). In real life, for example, the USSR practiced state capitalism (a system where the state controlled surplus) which is only different to the private capitalism of the west (where private owners control surplus) in the most superficial details. Life for ordinary people under 'capitalism, 'communism' and 'fascism' is identical, because they all share the same basic attitude to money, law, growth, science, work and so on: hence Stalin, Blair, Hitler, Obama and co are all on the far right. The Overton Window is Nonsensel Another reason why this graph seems doubtful is, of course, because real people, in the real world, often have complex and contradictory views about a range of subjects. Most of the views of DH Lawrence, for example, were about as far left as you can possi- bly get; he rejected civilisation in toto. Yet he also suggested the working class should all be rounded up into Crystal Palace and gassed! My grandad used to read The Sun, voted conservative, praised Thatcher and regularly warned me about the blacks and gays up in London; yet in his actual behaviour he vigoriously reject- ed authoritarianism and inequality and believed that ordinary people did not need professionals to direct their activities. The Overton Window represents the limits of acceptable thought in mainstream media and politics. The left side is the position of the middle or professional class, the (new) Labour Party or Democrat Party, the Guardian, the BBC, the Washington Post and so on. These groups are firmly to the far right of the actual political spectrum, although it is difficult to perceive this as they also com- prise journalists and academics who are slightly to the left of them; Steven Pinker, Owen Jones, Christopher Hitchens and other corp employees (stagversives) are used to give an impression of balance and adversarialism, and to attract members of the 'anti-corp' or "socialist' demographic into their ads for carbon-neutral package holidays and ethical mousemats. To venture beyond the corp-es- tablishment friendly feminism' of Laurie Penny or the 'originality' of reactionary writers like Jared Diamond or Malcolm Gladwell-to suggest that wealth should be radically redistributed, that we should head towards a classless society or that the MSN is organ- ised to reward only establishment-friendly voices-is to go beyond the pale, into the land of woo' or, more ominously, 'extremism' This is why the Overton Window is ignored or dismissed in the MSM, which must maintain the illusion of 'impartiality, variety. 'balance' and even 'anti-establishment bias: It's also why maniacs like Nick Cohen and Oliver Kamm describe themselves as 'left-wing." So if the MSM left and right are fictions, what is left and right? On the left is individual freedom and equality, which is based on a basic basic trust in humanity, or in reality. On the right is authori- tarianism and social stratification, which is based on basic cynicism. The scale, therefore, is to some degree* one of sanity. The further right you go, the more you view the universe as a vast pyramid of power which people must do whatever is necessary to climb. For this reason I have listed 'theology, which bears upon one's funda- mental political outlook, the right being typically a place where aggressive atheism, abrahamic theism, sham 'yoga-and-mindful- ness' spirituality thrive, the left being a place of heretical (non-duat ist) theism, pantheism and the like, and the centre, typically, informed by reasonable agnostics and open-minded atheists. Likewise in no sense is Bill Hicks a Tolstoyan or Slavoj Žižek a Jungi- an or Thatcher a Hegelian. So the above scale is faithful to the range of political opinions outside the reverse telescope of the mainstream media, but it also represents a kind of schematic aggregate or rough approximation of the political position of major characters in Western political history (most of whom, yes, were white and male). Of course Hitler and Stalin, like a few ultra-ultra-ultra right wingers today, are officially just outside the acceptable spectrum (it's just not the done thing nowadays to explicitly persecute racial minori- ties). But their fundamental approach to society and to reality remains the same as Pinochet's, Thatcher's, Clinton's, Churchill's and so on: which is why in all their societies the poor end up getting shafted and nature ends up getting decimated. by Darren Allen llustrations by AI *ie. bearing in mind the approximations mentioned above -it's ludicrous to decisively rate anyone's sanity- hence 'truish-let alone cal Hicks saner than Orwell or Wilde saner than Morris. Honestly not sure what to title this serpentine "political spectrum"
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Old but gold: Scale Comparisons LEVEL 1 I'm catholic but I THE CULTURAL CATHOLIC disagree with the Church over... lol why gays can't marry? Blue Whale Human Elephant Amphicoelias fragillimus Mass only for Christmas and Easter Knock Nevis, World's Largest Ship Hell doesn't exist because God is good lol it's 2017 come on Jesus said those things 2000 years ago taptoo why doesn't God listen my prayers, ugh tattoo tattoo Abortion if you are poor is ok lol why can't we have female priests? wait, are you a bigot? I mean, live free and just don't hurt anyone LEVEL 2 Sears Tower, America's Largest Building THE AVERAGE CATHOLIC Burj Dubai, World's Tallest Building Goes to Mass sometimes takes Communion without Confession Hell exists but is empty Abortion in case of rape Mass is something or deformity is ok "social" prays sometimes Sexuality is something personal God just wants you to be a good person All religions are more or less right universe is big so Jesus doesn't care God sent us here to be happy if I masturbate St. Patrick? I love beer LEVEL THREE Understands he needs God and not vice-versa TIMOR DEI Actually reads the Bible INITIUM SAPIENTIAE Actually reads the Catechism Attends Mass Fasts before weekly Eucharist Receives Communion after Confession Prays regularly G-guys, Hell exists struggles with impure sins Embraces objective and eternal morality Prays for his spiritual needs Angel of God My guardian Dear.. starts to recite the Rosary Chaplet of Divine Mercy prays for the souls in Purgatory, LEVEL FOUR Saint Alphonsus Maria de' Liguori THE HOPELESS Disgusted by sin but still sins Disgusted by himself Starts to pray in Latin Recites the Angelus at midday I have already one foot in hell Reads St. Pius X Visits the Most Holy Sacrament Catechism when he passes in front of a Church Reads the Catechism of the Council of Trent Attends Tridentine Mass Prays the Breviarium Romanum Recites the complete Rosary daily and on his knees Prays for humility Keeps holy water and blessed candles in his bedroom LEVEL FIVE Reads the Bible with a commentary THE DEFENSOR FIDEI PHASE Reads apologetics manuals Summa Theologiae He's able to defend filioque He's able to defend marian dogmas Laughs at Wants the return of Sedevacantists arguments Papal States Monarchist Participates at all the Crusades on Medieval Total War II Understands and defends indulgences LEVEL SIX THE MYSTIC Reads about Marian apparitions considers a life of celibacy Daily Mass Daily Eucharist Cries during Confession adoration Eucharist fast Anna Katharina Emmerick from the previous midnight "Better die than to sin" Liturgy of the cross every Friday -St. Gemma Galgani- Holy Hour every Thursday night St. Maria Goretti Wears the Miracolous Medal Wears the scapular of our lady of mount carmel Rosary of the 7 sorrows every Tuesday and Friday St. Veronica Giuliani Precious blood of Christ wears cilice Fasts and does sacrifice for the conversion of sinners Five first Saturdays St. Margaret Mary Alacoque Saint Louis-Marie Grignion de Montfort Consecration to Mary (Militia Immaculatae) LEVEL SEVEN De Imitatione Christi O my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee, and I detest all my sins, because of thy just punishment, but most of all because they offend Thee, my God , who art all good and deserving of my love. I firmly resolve with the help of thy grace to sin no more and avoid the near occasion of sin. Amen. Jesus I trust in you Old but gold
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Sounds like a good show: Falundafa.org Fa Teaching Given at the 2010 New York Fa Conference Li Hongzhi Sept. 5, 2010 - Manhattan Good afternoon! (All Dafa disciples reply, "Good afternoon, Master!" Enthusiastic applause.) You've really been working hard! (Disciples reply. "Master has worked hard!") A grand gathering on this scale is rare, and this time a sizable number of students have come. I hear that two conference halls have been filled. Ten years have passed in the blink of an eye. Whatever persecution may have been perpetrated, it has merely served to temper our Dafa disciples to maturity. The disciples of Dafa underwent a so-called "trial" that was both evil and harsh, and have made it through. You have consistently worked to clarify the truth, save sentient beings, and validate the Fa regardless of how evil the persecution has been, being extremely clear in your minds about what you are doing. Our Dafa disciples have never gotten involved in ordinary people's politics, and have no interest in political power. We are but a body of cultivators. The perpetrators, meanwhile, in order to persecute Falun Gong and those kind individuals who cultivate Zhen, Shan, Ren, have not hesitated to destroy human morality and propagate false, evil, violent, and pornographic things-the very worst things known to man-to oppose us. In other words, even though we have no political agenda; don't wish to seize political power from anyone; and merely need surroundings that allow us to do our cultivation and to have the freedom to believe in Dafa-this would suffice it's not that the perpetrator has absolutely no idea what it's doing in persecuting us. It is every bit aware that these people aspire to be good people. The wicked CCP regime is not an entity mined nolitical nower it has heen building Replies FearmyboxersGaming • 4 months ago When I saw it a couple years ago and saw a dragon fighting buddah in space, I was like ohhhh Chinese version of scientology. E 30 5K Add a public reply... Sounds like a good show

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I built the optimal Libertarian Party Candidate. These are the results (See comments for criteria).: 56% | 12:02 W ON Candidates 12:03 AT&T Ballot 2020 Presidential Me = Me 2020 Presidential Ballot Here are the candidates ranked from most to DEMOCRAT least similar to your beliefs. Tulsi Gabbard DEMOCRAT 53 Joe Biden 42 Diplomacy • Health • Foreign Policy Experience ... DEMOCRAT Andrew Yang 65 Government Experience • Keynesian Sense of Humor • Vision • Creativity • Democracy • ... DEMOCRAT Elizabeth Warren DEMOCRAT 51 Marianne 37 Williamson Humility • Compassion • Ability to Inspire .. DEMOCRAT Left Wing • 63 John Delaney Environmentalism ** Secular DEMOCRAT 50 Amy Klobuchar Environmentalism • INDEPENDENT Michael results Save 62 Bloomberg Leadership • Centralization • Secular• your ... Save your results so you will be ready to vote on election day. Business Experience .** REPUBLICAN Donald Trump 49 Patriotism • Confidence • Toughness • Assimilation ..* DEMOCRAT Save your results Julian Castro 59 Left Wing • Secular • Tender • Progressive .** DEMOCRAT Pete Buttigieg 49 How accurate are these results? Charisma • DEMOCRAT 57 Cory Booker Secular Left Wing • Communication . Please help us improve this site by letting us know how accurate your results are. infolinks Themes Libertarian Here is how you compare to your candidates on popular political themes. personal freedom economic freedom LIBERTARIAN vs AUTHORITARIAN VS You side strongly towards "libertarian", meaning you strongly support policies that promote social and economic freedom. This theme is most important to you. Right ng Left Centrist MODERATE MODERATE EXTREME NEUTRAL EXTREME CCOCO legislated morality lated Lality Authoritarian I built the optimal Libertarian Party Candidate. These are the results (See comments for criteria).

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Excuse me: The capitalist entrepreneur is a revolutionary prohibited, black markets, bribery, graft and corruption abound. Advocates for socialism love to . training, and the resulting mercantile classes of northern Noah Rothman wrote an opinion piece recently in which he warned about the new generation of young Americans who are Europe changed perceptions about wealth, education and status point to the Nordic countries as models of socialist success. But as Swedish economic writer Johan (particularly upward mobility). To this day, it is still considered Norberg has pointed out, Sweden's wealth (like Finland's) was created via free market capitalism. Higher taxes in an otherwise- capitalist system isn't socialism. Furthermore, cultural norms play a large role in supporting tax increases; citizens are willing to pay more in taxes when there is widespread trust and they don't feel that others are gaming the system. That is somewhat easier in a country with a small, largely homogeneous population. In a country of 330 million people, it's darn near impossible. Calls for socialism often sound more like calls for a more moral economic system. But that brings up another, more serious cultural problem than "greed" or "income inequality." What is necessary for a moral economic system is the same thing that is needed for a moral political system: moral people. Government can reinforce public morality but cannot legislate or inculcate it. So it's a bit incongruous to be demanding the end of capitalism all the while attacking the Judeo- Christian underpinnings of American society. You can't promote an amoral noteworthy in Europe when mere "tradesmen" rise to the economic opposed to the free market. He quoted the inimitable Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who announced at the annual South by Southwest conference this past spring, "To me, capitalism is A column by LAURA HOLLIS levels associated with nobility and landed gentry. In America, by contrast, rags- to-riches stories are everyday occurrences. America flouted European conventions by creating a political and economic system that allowed ordinary people to irredeemable." AOC, with her designer clothing, her chi-chi apartment (complete with garbage disposal), her stylish red lipstick and fab spectacles should try living someplace where the government agrees with her that "capitalism is irredeemable." Venezuela would no rise as high as their ambitions and work ethic would take them. That is still the case today, and it is the ability to freely engage in commerce and enterprise that makes it possible. The heroes of the American experiment are not just the political revolutionaries but the entrepreneurs as well-the economic revolutionaries. While political revolutionaries change things by force, economic revolutionaries change things by persuasion. Statist regimes, on the other hand, have no heroes. When a self-selecting few decide what will be produced, and by whom, and at what prices, government inevitably descends into oppression, because people will not disregard their own wants and needs voluntarily, and so they must be forced to comply. Similarly, statist economic systems society and then wail when amoral descend into privation because the "experts" are inevitably wrong in their predictions and assumptions. The "experts" are often wrong in the private sector, too. But without particular problem, either. As we the competition of the free market, already see, amoral people running there are no other sources of the doubt be an eye-opener. People like AOC who claim that capitalism is a tool of "exploitation" or "colonialism" are spewing ahistorical nonsense. Human beings have been making and bartering things since our caveman days. Currency was invented millennia ago. Those who make goods or provide services, and those who need, trade for or buy those goods and services are mutually beneficial. As societies become more diverse and complex, more goods and services are valued enough to be produced and paid for. Far from being grounded in exploitation, the rise of the European merchant class was an economic revolution and a at a n-time North e of the ng to a ys and klog of said suing people run amoral enterprises. Merely pushing more power away from private enterprise and over to government won't solve that ected, ned, big middle finger to the powerful classes of the age, all of whom believed that station in life your should be that which you were born into. the government just have the power to make even more people's lives even more miserable. The creation and expansion of guilds, apprenticeships and products or services. 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The Virgin Harry Potter vs The Chad Animorphs (found on Twitter): The Virgin "Harry Potter" The Chad "Animorphs" Knoweldgeable about animals. Understands that Owls would make awful pets. Rag-tag group thrown together and surviving by skill and chance. Unique deconstruction of sentai-motifs. Author continues to create different, new works, but still appreciates the fans. Boomer parents unaware that the books were traumatizing and bizarre. Purchased monthly, anyway. Masqueraded as "Zoobooks!" Lazy, trite "Chosen One" motif. Even "Naruto" did it better. Appealed to normie Boomers. Author keeps milking it, George-Lucas style. Written at Diverse core cast, despite being written years before. Inter-racial romance, implied bisexuality. Visits to other cultures are respectful. People with disabilities are valued. lightning speed by a humble, middle-class Minnesotan in Complex, amusing, scary, and engaging villains. Realistic Half of the series written by hypocritical mansion-dwelling celebrity richer than the Queen. Mewling, Mincing Millenials Saved the world Fears America. allegory to the gray morality of war. Villains' veiwpoint is considered. without smart- All-white cast. Foreign the depth of winter while writing another series. phones characters are absurd All-knowing, magical, manipulative, bearded geriatrics are unhealthily worshipped. Kills most of main characters in the end. Author savage but poetic in the natural and fitting ultimate endings of character's arcs. Boring, simplistic, one- dimensional villains. stereotypes. Real world animal, Too cowardly to kill superflous Ron or beloved Hermoine. history, and weather education. Technology available, too dumb to use it. Alien species and cultures are Alien technology is wondrous and mysterious. Characters turn into countless animals to detailed with Milquetoast ending. Resists and battles the Never does anything interesting with the sentient non-human histories, motives, rich descriptions, interactions, and memorable characters. parasitic, subversive, controlling, enslavers. accomplish different objectives. Glorifies a subversive, parasitic class of inbred, controlling, elites. .Competent, Cunning Generation Y magical races All-knowing, magical, manipulative, bearded geriatric is routinely told off and exposed as a turd. Built the Scholastic Flghts are usually spashes of neon. Despite being warlocks, never summons a demon. Killed off the book fairs. book fair, along with "Goosebumps." Fights are brutal alien-on- animal savagery. Disembowlement, dismemberment, and loss Magic supposedly unlimited: Mostly shoots lasers out of sticks. Readers suspicious of power structures, paranoid of conspiracies, and willing to undertake guerilla [& gorilla] from early age. Understood that even the "good guys" can be compromised, corrupt or working at cross-interest. Real life ideological opponents don't deserve to be compared to the greatness of Visser One or Visser Three. Sees the Drodes' machinations everywhere. of consciousness from blood loss par-for-the- course. Tactical solutions and stealth employed. Too conformist to buy a more utilitarian red-tailed hawk Books teach distrust of the instead. government. Fans become big- government advocates anyway. Doesn't even know what a thermal is. Obnoxious British idioms, dumbed down for American cash-cow. Fans compare every ideological opponent to Voldemort Even the Alien friend loves Charming, Nineties Humor. American fast food and TV. The Virgin Harry Potter vs The Chad Animorphs (found on Twitter)

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Tactical Spork Army of Sporkistan, and don't forget about The Undertaker: Since it's Ka-bar, does that mean this is a fighting spork? Question: Hello, Hello, My Dear Friend, Answer: My name is Yum - Yum Shiskabob Sporkalosh, I'm the heroic noble leader and anti - NwO resistance fighter of the Revolutionary Ashkelion Army and "Sporkalosh" Brigade of the Ara'bian Crimson Fascia Jihad against the Infidel Antifa Marxist Zionist Capitalist Evil - Empire of the Allies and World of Humanity... I am also beheader and torturer of all Infidels and my primary tool for beheading, torturing, and eating is the knife and spoon of this KaBar Spork... I, Yum - Yum Shiskabob Sporkalosh, can testify to the combat effectiveness of this Spork as l've raptured many a Allied Infidel GI soldiers and UN Rainbow humanist pacifist shirkers and it has not failed me yet in the historical fight to preserve the ancient cultural tradition and biological morality and naturalized (non - alienable) right of self - determination of my occupied native home country of "Sporkistan" from the liberating tyrants of foreign invaders and conquerors, mandate statute imposers, and their treasonous corrupt criminal immoral subversive socioeconomic political entities... We here in "Sporkistan" are poorest country since the Infidels sent us back to Prehistoric times... We cannot even afford worst condition of Russian Soviet - era AKs for 10$ from despot Africa... We're grateful for foreign aid of many Sporks and paper - plates, but since we have no food here in "Sporkistan", the abundance of paper - plates make our war masks and the Sporks went to equip my entire Revolutionary Ashkelion Army and "Sporkalosh" Brigade of the Ara'bian Crimson Fascia Jihad. My highly trained, well equipped, devoutly loyal, and immensely hungry forces of special elite Spork - operations units called "SEAL - Spork" are fiercely "Sporkin Crazy"... We've been greatly successful with our Sporks against USA Allied + EU / NATO coalition soldiers and NWO / UN globalist universal human forces of anarchist front groups... Their modern weapon tech is no match for our hunger and mighty Sporks that strike fear into every Infidel when we descend on them swiping the spoon and knife together while chanting "Yum - Yum, Yumy - Yumy!".. We here in "Sporkistan" have no need for Scimitar - Saber swords, for with Sporks we can both kill the Infidel and eat them afterwards as the Spork is multi - tool for many roles... We "Sporkistanis" are very creative ingenious people at making our own weapons around Sporks... We have many of homemade Crossbows and Longbows, but cannot afford Arrows, so Sporks become great alternative in replace of Arrows... We "Sporkistanis" take a dozen Sporks and put them into tin oil cans with some black powder and now we have improvised IED Spork - bombs that we call "Sporklers (combination of Sporks and Sparklers)"... Many a Infidel have lost their eye or limb, been severely cut, and died from infection by these IED "Sporklers"... We have no need for assault or sniper rifles as I, Yum - Yum Shiskabob Sporkalosh, can auto throw 88mph w/ 88 Sporks a minute at the enemy... My dear brother in arm and battlegroup commander "Sporkmeisterfuhrer., Hameat Sporkinburg" has impeccable accuracy throwing with Sporks up to 1mile away at long ranges using only his bare eye and has larger powerful Sporks with longer prong tips for penetrating the Infidel soldier body armor and UN heart of humanity and his motto is "One Spork, One Sporked"... No need for drones, because we ride in hot - air balloons over battlefield to dump out Sporks by thousands carpetbombing the soldiers and forces of the Infidel, our motto is "Death From Sporks Above"... Infidel jets are ineffective against our flak of Sporks hurled into the air by our arms. see less By Josephineas Eärl Ar. Mu. Fa. V... on October 16, 2019 The spork in the eye may sever the retinal cord whereas a spoon may not cut the cord but don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table. By ryall on September 27, 2018 Tactical Spork Army of Sporkistan, and don't forget about The Undertaker

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Love Greta tho. Revolution!: BOOMER "The need for a new life becomes apparent. The code of established morality, that which governs the greater number of people in their daily life, no longer seems sufficient What formerly seemed just is now felt to be a crying injustice. The morality of yesterday is today recognized as revolting immorality. The conflict between new ideas and old traditions flames up in every class of society, in every possible environment, in the very bosom of the family. The son struggles against his father, he finds revolting what his father has all his life found natural; the daughter rebels against the principles which her mother has handed down to her as the result of long experience. Daily, the popular conscience rises up against the scandals which breed amidst the privileged and the leisured, against the crimes committed in the name of the law of the stronger, or in order to maintain these privileges. Those who long for the triumph of justice, those who would put new ideas into practice, are soon forced to recognize that the realization of their generous, humanitarian and regenerating ideas cannot take place in a society thus constituted; they perceive the necessity of a revolutionary whirlwind which will sweep away all this rottenness, revive sluggish hearts with its breath, and bring to mankind that spirit of devotion, self-denial, and heroism, without which society sinks through degradation and vileness into complete disintegration." Love Greta tho. Revolution!

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from my school library: If Fictional Characters Had Twitter! (#aNovelByMe) Next Helen of Troy @myfacelaunchedships Dorian Gray @dorianthegray Well that got out of hand in a hurry: a novel by Morality is for other people: a novel by me me 9:05 AM- 20 Jun 2016 LIKE Reply to @dorianthegray 12 19 PM-9 Jun 2016 Next Next Following Following Severus Snape Gfreshprinceofhogwarts Lady Macbeth @theladymacbeth Refusing to acknowledge my own personal shortcomings: a novel by me Whoops: a novel by me 9:00 AM-20 Jun 2016 11:42 AM-9 Jun 2016 Reply to @freshprinceofhogwarts Reply to @theladymacbeth Harry Potter eharryfreakinpotter 2m Ofreshprinceofhogwarts I'm a full-grown man and I bully 11-year-old children: the sequel Macbeth @cantwaittobeking 20m @theladymacbeth IT WAS YOUR IDEA Lady Macbeth etheladymacbeth 35s @cantwaittobeking Don't start with me Severus Snape @freshprinceofhogwarts 1m Gharryfreakinpotter 50 points from Gryfindor Next Next Jean Valjean Gandalf prisoner24601A @gandalf the gray Running away from my problems, literally: a novel by me I bet I could convince a hobbit to fix this problem: a novel by me 8:52 AM - 10 Jun 2016 19 Jun 2016 3:15 AM Reply to @gandalf the gray Reply to @prisoner24601 Next Boo Radley GD radiey9 Canceling on your friends so you can stay home and watch TV, every day for 25 years: a novel by Fictional Characters me 917 AM-20 Jun 2016 Crave Validation Too, Reply to Gb_radley9 Next Y'all.. lago @greeneyedmonster How to kill friends and influence people: a novel by me 10 00 AM-3 Jun 2016 Werther Gyoung werther8 a I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S REFUSING TO ABANDON HER HUSBAND, THE FRIENDZONE IS REAL: a novel by me Fleply to @greeneyedmonster Othello ethe moor you_know 215 @greeneyedmonster Wait what 9:37 AM-20 Jun 2016 ... lago @greeneyedmonster 7s @the moor_you_know Don't worry about it Reply to @young_werther8 More Next from my school library

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Both sides should find this post insane: 4 hrs 8 The democrats, et al, hate Trump so much that they be willing to go FAR out of way to exact as much retribution as possible for daring to become President. Exposing their conspicuous penchant for extra-legal use of authority. All witnessed by the throngs. The timid majority. Suddenly, shocked to see the vehicle to an existence of guaranteed mediocrity they are riding is actually an immense deceitfully loquacious dragon incompatible with even the most minute, insignificant benevolences. This Democrat Dragon has run headlong after Donald Trump in its midnight den. And, there, in the darkness, lame, enraged, snapping its jaws wildly, it breathed fire. Bright orange glowing waves of hate, and destruction. Yes, in the light of the dragon's fiery blast, we all see Trump, and no we are not shocked by what we see THERE, but oh, how this fire lights the emerald ivory horned reptilian golden-cat eyed monster from whence it jets. And, everyone, turns, mouths agape, to see the scene. And, now, we know we are all in a deep dark cave, with a wicked dragon chasing a man far less dangerous than it. And, odd and imperfect as this little orange hero may be, it is just that way. 2 Comments O Like Comment That's a cute story with the dragon and all but you left out the part about the "president's" complete disregard for the constitution, ethics, and morality. 2 בו Like Reply 4h Both sides should find this post insane

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There is no God but humankind: Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson. One clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all-the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right." "This means," the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say 'I pray that God will help you. Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you." ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar razairazerci I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists, or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy. naamahdarling imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you." Holy shit. Holy shit. Yes. YES. obsessedwithamedot THIS There is no God but humankind
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