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<p><a href="https://miss-mossball.tumblr.com/post/160291931979/the-couch-meme-all-you-have-to-do-is-draw-your-oc" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">miss-mossball</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>The couch meme</b></p><p>All you have to do is draw your OC or any character at all, sitting on a couch comfortably however they would, according to their personality. For example; Do they sit balled up in the corner or sprawled out over the entire thing? Are they polite even in a relaxed environment? </p><p>Do whatever you want with the meme. Heck, draw your own couch, even. This is just a fun idea to give a little more life to your favorite characters :&gt;</p><p><b>*note: If you use this, you don’t have to credit me. But you can if you want </b><br/></p></blockquote>: <p><a href="https://miss-mossball.tumblr.com/post/160291931979/the-couch-meme-all-you-have-to-do-is-draw-your-oc" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">miss-mossball</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>The couch meme</b></p><p>All you have to do is draw your OC or any character at all, sitting on a couch comfortably however they would, according to their personality. For example; Do they sit balled up in the corner or sprawled out over the entire thing? Are they polite even in a relaxed environment? </p><p>Do whatever you want with the meme. Heck, draw your own couch, even. This is just a fun idea to give a little more life to your favorite characters :&gt;</p><p><b>*note: If you use this, you don’t have to credit me. But you can if you want </b><br/></p></blockquote>

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Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simple. IT'S GUARANTEED TO INCLUDE GROSS MEALS THAT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER CONSUME BUT I ENJOYING LOOKING AT IT BC IT'S SPICY πŸ€—πŸ˜‚: "chia seeds in coconut milk on a bed of flax blended with kale and eggplant today 😍 VeganFit delicious smoothie". MAMA, STOP THIS SHIT. AIN'T NOTHING DELICIOUS ABOUT THIS UNGODLY CONCOCTION. IF U GON EAT IT TO DEVELOP A SIX PACK THEN MORE LOVE AND MORE LIFE TO U BUT STOP PRETENDING - A BANANA SPLIT IS DELICIOUS - TACOS ARE DELICIOUS - PUNANI IS DELICIOUS πŸ€— - MIXING A WHOLE BUNCH OF INCONGRUOUS PLANTS TOGETHER LIKE THIS LET'S KEEP IT 600 THAT AIN'T DELICIOUS πŸ˜‚. And y'all wanna photograph these concoctions to support each other. "Squash and celery smoothie with hemp seed and spirulina thanks @_fit_jen69 for the recommendation πŸ˜„". WOMAN. STOP LISTENING TO @_fit_jen69 - ONLY A PSYCHOPATH GON MAKE A SMOOTHIE WITH THEM INGREDIENTS - YALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS 😩 (@_fit_jen69 holla at me tho baby girl I happen to like psychopaths plus anyone with the number 69 in they bio is automatic wife material (girls who like 69 is like girls who like riding the dih...dinosaur status...that species damn near extinct 😩)...let's make chirren @_fit_jen69 and let's make a happy home my body is ready (I'm in charge of feeding the chirren tho no offense bless up πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)): u/scigs6 21d i.redd.it This fur baby turns five today! Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simple. IT'S GUARANTEED TO INCLUDE GROSS MEALS THAT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER CONSUME BUT I ENJOYING LOOKING AT IT BC IT'S SPICY πŸ€—πŸ˜‚: "chia seeds in coconut milk on a bed of flax blended with kale and eggplant today 😍 VeganFit delicious smoothie". MAMA, STOP THIS SHIT. AIN'T NOTHING DELICIOUS ABOUT THIS UNGODLY CONCOCTION. IF U GON EAT IT TO DEVELOP A SIX PACK THEN MORE LOVE AND MORE LIFE TO U BUT STOP PRETENDING - A BANANA SPLIT IS DELICIOUS - TACOS ARE DELICIOUS - PUNANI IS DELICIOUS πŸ€— - MIXING A WHOLE BUNCH OF INCONGRUOUS PLANTS TOGETHER LIKE THIS LET'S KEEP IT 600 THAT AIN'T DELICIOUS πŸ˜‚. And y'all wanna photograph these concoctions to support each other. "Squash and celery smoothie with hemp seed and spirulina thanks @_fit_jen69 for the recommendation πŸ˜„". WOMAN. STOP LISTENING TO @_fit_jen69 - ONLY A PSYCHOPATH GON MAKE A SMOOTHIE WITH THEM INGREDIENTS - YALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS 😩 (@_fit_jen69 holla at me tho baby girl I happen to like psychopaths plus anyone with the number 69 in they bio is automatic wife material (girls who like 69 is like girls who like riding the dih...dinosaur status...that species damn near extinct 😩)...let's make chirren @_fit_jen69 and let's make a happy home my body is ready (I'm in charge of feeding the chirren tho no offense bless up πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚))
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On this blessed day I ask God to ease your burden, whatever that burden might be. If you are struggling I ask God to make things easy for you. If you are depressed I ask God to light your way. If you are hungry I ask God to feed you and to move those around you to feed you - it is the responsibility of those living in comfort to give to those who are not. I hate asking for favors but do me one favor today. Identify a family member from whom time or distance or an argument of some type or hardship long ago has caused separation. Reach out to them and let them know you love them. Be the better person and cure severed familial bonds with love. Aight? You can do it. My lil homegirl, her mom is the most wretched human on earth πŸ˜‚. Every day she say something new to annoy her daughter. A week ago she said "your butt is flat" out of nowhere (and her butt ain't een flat lol!) And that girl still take care of her mama day in and day out. It's not easy but it's not really a test if it's easy, ya get me! More life more happiness more faith - whatever you wanted to accomplish in 2017, you got one-third of the year left - MAKE IT COUNT ❀️ Bless up πŸŒ™ (πŸ“·: Reddit u-lil-rap): Last year I went backpacking through the republic of Georgia in Eastern Europe. On a long hike into the mountains, this dog decided to join me. We hiked together for about seven miles before he wandered off. Here he is keeping guard as I set my camera up for a landscape shot. On this blessed day I ask God to ease your burden, whatever that burden might be. If you are struggling I ask God to make things easy for you. If you are depressed I ask God to light your way. If you are hungry I ask God to feed you and to move those around you to feed you - it is the responsibility of those living in comfort to give to those who are not. I hate asking for favors but do me one favor today. Identify a family member from whom time or distance or an argument of some type or hardship long ago has caused separation. Reach out to them and let them know you love them. Be the better person and cure severed familial bonds with love. Aight? You can do it. My lil homegirl, her mom is the most wretched human on earth πŸ˜‚. Every day she say something new to annoy her daughter. A week ago she said "your butt is flat" out of nowhere (and her butt ain't een flat lol!) And that girl still take care of her mama day in and day out. It's not easy but it's not really a test if it's easy, ya get me! More life more happiness more faith - whatever you wanted to accomplish in 2017, you got one-third of the year left - MAKE IT COUNT ❀️ Bless up πŸŒ™ (πŸ“·: Reddit u-lil-rap)

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Shout to u pregnant ladies at the gym Bruh I am fucking astonished. I'm not talking baby bump neither Bruh I'm saying this 5'10" Mountains-of-Germany looking blond on the treadmill next to me about ready to fucking deliver and she killing it. Wavy hair all up in a bun with like the sexy string headband situation. Lulu tank top in her normal size, Lulu yoga pants with the generously-forgiving pregnancy waistband, and the baby just poking out of that tummy like: "HALLO MY NAME IST SVEN I AM WUHRKIN OUT VITH MY MAMA SHE IST SEXY, NEIN? SHTOP LOOKING AT HUR YOU PUHRVUHRT LOL JUST KIDDING LET'S AGREE SHE IST SEXY UND I'M ZEE LUCKY ONE I GET TO SUCKLE ON HER MAMMARIES IN T-MINUS THREE WEEKS AUF WIEDERSEHEN ZAT MEANS TOODLES, DUMMKOPF! ☺️" You feel me Bruh? Out here getting it. Bouncing around in that swimming pool. Strolling on that treadmill. I see y'all. Tryina be the best you that you can be and stave off gestational sugar diabetes. Go head witchall fine asses. I meet a lot of men like "smash you look like you exercise but where do you find the time!" Ok Ted. U belong to four fantasy sports leagues and watch 2.5 hours of ESPN per day and 'ain't got time', Chill 🀚. It's pregnant women out here getting it while they ready to have they water break and u ain't got 45 min to spare to get your body and your mind right. In 2017 take inspiration wherever you can find it. Today I'm inspired by Heidi over here doin it big like she ain't got a second human strapped to her stomach. Ya get me! More life more health more fitness in 2017 we all just tryina live happy healthy lives and be our best. Now stop making excuses and make progress! Bless up! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: Oh hi there, tiny dappled dachshund Shout to u pregnant ladies at the gym Bruh I am fucking astonished. I'm not talking baby bump neither Bruh I'm saying this 5'10" Mountains-of-Germany looking blond on the treadmill next to me about ready to fucking deliver and she killing it. Wavy hair all up in a bun with like the sexy string headband situation. Lulu tank top in her normal size, Lulu yoga pants with the generously-forgiving pregnancy waistband, and the baby just poking out of that tummy like: "HALLO MY NAME IST SVEN I AM WUHRKIN OUT VITH MY MAMA SHE IST SEXY, NEIN? SHTOP LOOKING AT HUR YOU PUHRVUHRT LOL JUST KIDDING LET'S AGREE SHE IST SEXY UND I'M ZEE LUCKY ONE I GET TO SUCKLE ON HER MAMMARIES IN T-MINUS THREE WEEKS AUF WIEDERSEHEN ZAT MEANS TOODLES, DUMMKOPF! ☺️" You feel me Bruh? Out here getting it. Bouncing around in that swimming pool. Strolling on that treadmill. I see y'all. Tryina be the best you that you can be and stave off gestational sugar diabetes. Go head witchall fine asses. I meet a lot of men like "smash you look like you exercise but where do you find the time!" Ok Ted. U belong to four fantasy sports leagues and watch 2.5 hours of ESPN per day and 'ain't got time', Chill 🀚. It's pregnant women out here getting it while they ready to have they water break and u ain't got 45 min to spare to get your body and your mind right. In 2017 take inspiration wherever you can find it. Today I'm inspired by Heidi over here doin it big like she ain't got a second human strapped to her stomach. Ya get me! More life more health more fitness in 2017 we all just tryina live happy healthy lives and be our best. Now stop making excuses and make progress! Bless up! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Now ladies always DM me like "aye smash I'm talking to this guy but he plays games, why do men play games??" Ladies lemme splain u. Let's say u taking to a dude named David. David is a sweet dude, nice lil job, y'all met off Brumble and had dinner once and then brunch that Sunday and u just sort of lazily seeing where things go. I know how u ladies do, y'all keep "insurance policy dick" on hand - it ain't the best dick u ever had but if he still single when u 32 and u still single, u gon kick shit into overdrive and cash out that insurance policy and get dat ring I SEE YOU πŸ˜‰. Now David might be texting with u for a lil bit and then the text convo drops off and u totally cool about it. That's because u like David but u ain't over the moon for him. You might be some day, just not today. So if he don't text for another day or two, u all good. If anything, he's probably the one texting his homie Josh like "oh shit Kelly hasn't texted in two days, you think she still likes me fuck fuck fuck 😩." Now then let's say u talking to Terrence. U met Terrence off Coffee and Bagel or whatever that shit is called and the evening started as a respectable evening of drinks and ended with u bending over your couch shooing your cat away while I - I mean Terrence ☺️ - reorganized your internal organs. Y'all text flirted the next day but then the day after that, u ain't hear shit from Terrence. Now u texting yo girl Samantha like "FUCK APPS FUCK DATING FUCK THESE MEN PLAYING GAMES I'M GONNA JUST MOVE TO COSTA RICA WITH MY CAT I'M DONE." Baby girl. Bear in mind, he might not be playing games. It might be that u developed a thing for him, and he just clueless AF. Remember that it's grown men - at college - who bring they laundry home so they mama can do it ... that's how clueless men are πŸ˜‚. He could be a fuckboy, or he might just be a little on autopilot. In a lot of cases, u think the guy is playing games because u got a thing for him, and he ain't giving u what u need. Give him a chance. If he don't fix it, part ways. Never accept less than u deserve but also keep in mind that this shit is a matter of perception. U get me! More life more romance more love in 2017. Bless up! ❀: Once a puppy always a puppy @DrSmashlove Now ladies always DM me like "aye smash I'm talking to this guy but he plays games, why do men play games??" Ladies lemme splain u. Let's say u taking to a dude named David. David is a sweet dude, nice lil job, y'all met off Brumble and had dinner once and then brunch that Sunday and u just sort of lazily seeing where things go. I know how u ladies do, y'all keep "insurance policy dick" on hand - it ain't the best dick u ever had but if he still single when u 32 and u still single, u gon kick shit into overdrive and cash out that insurance policy and get dat ring I SEE YOU πŸ˜‰. Now David might be texting with u for a lil bit and then the text convo drops off and u totally cool about it. That's because u like David but u ain't over the moon for him. You might be some day, just not today. So if he don't text for another day or two, u all good. If anything, he's probably the one texting his homie Josh like "oh shit Kelly hasn't texted in two days, you think she still likes me fuck fuck fuck 😩." Now then let's say u talking to Terrence. U met Terrence off Coffee and Bagel or whatever that shit is called and the evening started as a respectable evening of drinks and ended with u bending over your couch shooing your cat away while I - I mean Terrence ☺️ - reorganized your internal organs. Y'all text flirted the next day but then the day after that, u ain't hear shit from Terrence. Now u texting yo girl Samantha like "FUCK APPS FUCK DATING FUCK THESE MEN PLAYING GAMES I'M GONNA JUST MOVE TO COSTA RICA WITH MY CAT I'M DONE." Baby girl. Bear in mind, he might not be playing games. It might be that u developed a thing for him, and he just clueless AF. Remember that it's grown men - at college - who bring they laundry home so they mama can do it ... that's how clueless men are πŸ˜‚. He could be a fuckboy, or he might just be a little on autopilot. In a lot of cases, u think the guy is playing games because u got a thing for him, and he ain't giving u what u need. Give him a chance. If he don't fix it, part ways. Never accept less than u deserve but also keep in mind that this shit is a matter of perception. U get me! More life more romance more love in 2017. Bless up! ❀
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