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Scottish people english class: To a Mouse by Robert Burns modern English translation by Michacl R. Burch Wee, sleeket, cowran, tim rous beastie, Sleek, tiny, timorous, cowering beast what panic's in thy breastie vhy's such panic in your breast? hou need na start awa sac hasty, Why dash away, so quick, so rash I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee, Wi' murd'ring pattle in a frenzied flash when I would be loath to run after you with a murderous plowstaff! I'm truly sorry Man's dominiorn Has broken Nature's social union An' justifies that ill opinion Which makes thee startle, At me, thy poor,earth-born companion, An' fellow-mortal! I'm truly sorry Man's dominion has broken Nature's social union and justifies that bad opinion which makes you startle, when I'm your poor, earth-born companion and fellow mortal I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve, I have no doubt you sometimes thieve What then? poor beastie, thou maun live! What of it, friend? You too must live! A daimen-icker in a thrave S a sma' request: I'll get a blessin wi' the lave, An' never miss't A random corn-ear in a shock's a small behest, it- Ill give me a blessing to know such a loss I'll never miss it! Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin! It's silly wa's the win's are strewin! An' naething, now, to big a new ane, O' foggage green! An' bleak December's winds ensuin Baith snell an' keen! Your tiny house lies in a ruin its fragile walls wind-rent and strewn! Now nothing's left to construct you a new of mosses green since bleak December's winds, ensuing, blow fast and keen! You saw your fields laid bare and waste hou saw the fields laid bare an' wast, An' weary Winter comin fast An' cozie here, beneath the blast, Thou thought to dwell, Till crash! the cruel coulter past Out thro' thy cell. with weary winter closing fast, and cozy here, beneath the blast, you thought to dwell till crash! the cruel iron ploughshare straight through your cell! That wee-bit heap o' leaves an' stibble, That flimsy heap of leaves and stubt as cost thee monie a weary nibble! had cost you many a weary nibble! Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble, Now you're turned out, for all your But house or hald. To thole the Winter's sleety dribble, An' cranreuch cauld! less house and hold, to endure cold winter's icy dribble and hoarfrosts cold! But Mousie, thou are no thy-lane, But mouse-friend, you are not al In proving foresight may be vain The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men, in proving foresight may be vai the best-laid schemes of Mice a An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain, For promis'd joy! and leave us only grief and pa for promised joy! Still, thou art blest, compar'd wi' me! Still, friend, you're blessed c The present only toucheth thee: But Och! I backward cast my e'e, Only present dangers make But, ouch!, behind me I can grim prospects drear! While forward-looking see humans guess and fear! n prospects drear! n' forward, tho' I canna see, I guess an' fear! Scottish people english class
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I’ll just leave this here: Rape Day will not ship on Steam oer the past week you may hav heard about a game caled Rape Day' coming soon to Steart Today we've decided not to distibute ths game on Steam Given our previous communication Much of our policy around what we dstribute s and must be, reactionary we simiply have lo wat and soe whar comes to us via Steam Direct. We then have to make a judgement call about any nsk E puts ⑩ Wive, our deve per partners, or our cusioners. Mer sagnnat tacı mang d๒cussion, we think 'Rape Day' poses unknowncosts and risks and therefore wont be on steam We respect developers desire to express themecives, and the purpose of Steam s to hep deveicpers mo ฒ¡¡ence, but mes deven per nas crosen correm mater and a way of representing t sheat makes t very dmcut for us to help them do that Sevrevyvis bad but mardering al kinds of people aduts and kids in additian to hardcore Hippocrabos s0 Well now everyon e know that Valve are cowards and liars A 3D Child Teen Render is Bad But Adeast A Real Child ient Being Killed Or R aped By A Older Man Or Oidor Woman St Disturbing Contont Tho Which Should Be Nlowod For Young Teen's Or Young Ko's Should Be Allowed To Play That Nor Shouid They Be Alowed To Play Mortal Kombal Or Assassin's Creed Phus Rap Music Has Stuf Parent's Hale And Metal Masie Lle 테ack Metal Taks' About Jesus Being Pu圭Or, The Cress Even The Bale And The Keran Muclim's Religion's Both Have A Ton Of R ape And Even Head Chopping On Violonce Plus King Aed R aping Kids Tean's Plus Jesus Being Hung And Bleeading To Death On A Shape That Look's Like A Pus Sign Or A Lower Cese 1 And They Didint Hav Video Game's But Some Music And Still Wicked Stufl Happand in Ancient Europe And You Cant Have Human Raco Without Male And Fomalo Somy Liberals My Name is Femenist Woman And i Dont LikeCaucasin Men And i Dont Like The R ape That Happen's in Japanese Henta My Name is Femenist Woman And i Think Al Men Shoddnt Be Allowed To Have Right's At All y Name is Femenist Women And i Think Men Shold Die Even Tho Without Men There Would Be No More Human Race R aping A 3D Render is Not A Crime Kiling A 30 Render is Nat A Crime Since When Did 30D Rendes Become Ofenive? i Think i Kled Tha indomet Under Aged 18 Female V.agina Or A Oider Woman Albo A 30 Render Pus A Teen By Undar Agud 18's Warar in Vuginal Opening Of Oidar Woman Sd Oanse But You Kow Wha's More Offensive? is & Happening in Real Lile Not in A 3D Render lust now snap* This comment section is going in my cringe comp Why not? es fictien,for ged s sake Much of our policy arcarnd what we dishbune is, and must be, reacionary Translation "Tha acual rules we daim o have don't manix it'a al about what makss us loak Ita A Game About R ape But Ad The Same Time it Would Be Beder For Semeone To Rape A 3D Rendor Than A Real Porson You Suppat This Game Your A Ev Man You Dont Support This Game Your A Sissy Who Lelts Woman Walk All Over You And Tall You How To Live Your Lile When Your Not Doing Anything ayal With 3D Render's Have A Wondetul idea Why Not Make A Game Where A The Ethric Group's O Europe Be E lich Gaman Etc Be Kled By Dark Skiened Adricans And Dark Skinnod Middio Eastom Mon? These Damn Whte Guy's Are Just So Bad Sadly The Left Would Support it You Cannot Deny That The Far Let Doesnt Have Bigofs On Their Side Too The Far Right Has Bigor's As Well But You Cannot Deny There Are Abo Bigot's On The Far Left As Wel My Name ib Femanist Woman And i Cant Have You Playing Thase Saxit Japanase Video Game's With Noptane in Anymare Or Nore Yeah See The fenenist Will Nevor 5p U They Get Whet They Wan n The 1990's it Was This Way Now i's Gotian Way Qut Of Hand in 2019 2020s iMean This is Wha's Wong With Ths Generation is Lke People Cant Tell The Difrence letween A 3D Render And A Real Person l you cant win anymore Gamer's and Modder's wl ed a way even il Steam hate's Plus R.ape can be addad to Sikprim too Modded Comecty Look, okay.. There cannot be a case by case struchure that decides what gaes can and cannat bo onjoyod us the cuciemor. Its a treo markat, it R cola it sells, if the communty wrong then its i coald Mod Skyrim but that is very hard to do Technicaly speaking Good no one like tige but why genial jousting is on steam 772 Same lke tspe valve will ose a maket in some country because guys defending gay game here think t agein hars let of county who bann gay !already bought a cd key from the developertopre load the game 50thฮใ 1 can piayRon release day Will 1 be compersaned for my lo83 And Yes iEs in The Usa Not Just in Europe Er 's Almost Lke Hiter VS Stalin Thafs How Bad Thing's Have Goffen Anymare These Day's Your Cithe Far Right Or Your Far Let Thene's No Middke Man Anyore True Peaple Think The Far Right is Bed But From What ive Seen The Far Lel is The Real Peoblem Honesty To De Henest Palnic's is Just A Mess On Both Side's Ot The Coin This nt Evn Abt A R.ape Garne it's About How Femenist Hale Mn's Righs They Dant Want You Fapping To Hental Either Because Ts Genackdal You Cant Fap Te Actual Pom Ether Because if's Evil Such is The Way's Of Feenist Even if The Pom is Just A Topless Woman Fomenit Dant Care What About Mortal Kaneat? You Chep Tham Up into 1000s Of Parta Uke Todd Howard And Cast Soum Te et His Act Together n Listening lo lack Metal Musk OH NO I MUST BE WORSHPPING SATAN This s cualy Realy Funny Whot You Think About it Cauze Gabe Acts Like Were All Kida Or Just Kilod A Guy in Aasasins Crood OH NO IM AMURDERER Just Humped A Woman I’ll just leave this here
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The Weaver of Fates: Anonymous 05/19/15(Tue)01:54:57 No.4004213140042551 sts.ipg (519 KB, 1000x595) File: Did you s In my setting, we have a rather laid back attitude about gods. Most of the party believe in concepts rather than gods, but we had this one cleric who just HAD to be a determined little shit and demanded that I give him the name of the god of fate Well, I caved and gave him 'Archael', the ancient god who weaves the fabric of fate together for all of the cosmos He was really happy with himself, and constantly prayed to this god for like half a dozen levels. Finally, they get to a point where they 'somehow' punch through the walls separating the planes of the divine and the planes of the mortal world, and enter the realm of the great god Achael himself, Naturally, cleric is super PSYCHED about this and talks the rest of the group into searching for him before they return to the mortal world. They agree and set off, following the thick white strands that seem to lead to the center temple in the midst of a massive underground cave The Cleric calls out to his god, hoping to gain his attention. To his surprise, he does not see a loom in the cave, where he had expected the fabric of fate elegantly strewn together. He called out again, and startlingly, gets an answer >Ah! Yes! Company! We do so love company! Been an awfully long time since we had some, or was it awfully soon time since? Has it happened? Wait, when am 1? Are we here or are we happening? Oh, yes, the guests! And at that moment they all look up to see the massive shape of a spider slowly unfurling from its resting place in the ceiling Achael, the ancient mad spider-god of fate He then treated the entire party to a delightful banquet next to the last adventuring party to find him, promptly sitting them next to skeletons wearing armor so ancient that it was crumbling to dust He even gave the Cleric a farewell gift for being ever-so faithful Anonymous 05/19/15(Tue)02:35:21 No.4004279340042831 40051317 File: I do so love company ipg (387 KB, 1600x1166) anon. That would be rude Archael got real close to the cleric and handed him a wonderful little box, adorned with a cute little ribbon. W-what is it, Lord Archael?" > A little something for your continued service! Go on! Open it! "It's a... scarf?" > Yes! Yes! Yes! A scarf so your neck won't ever become too cold! Can't have my cleric freezing while doing important things! T-thanks, Lord Archael, I shall treasure it always... > Oh, I am ever so happy- will be happy? No I am happy right now, that's what's happened, yes, ever so happy that you like it! I made it entirely myself How so, my lord? >"T reused some old strings of fate I didn't use in the web! All the extras that I didn't need from some raggy old pile Which pile? At this point, Archael leans in as close as he can to the cleric's face, chittering excitedly with his many mouth parts >"Extinction events. If you listen to the scarf carefully, you can even hear the mass genocides in between the cries of the millions of suffering souls." And that's how the cleric acquired the Scarf of Tormented Possibilities, and must make a saving Archael also calls him up constantly, and sends gifts every 1d20+5 days will throw against the scarf to remain sane Anonymous 05/19/15(Tue)18:17:48 No.40052819 File (101 KB, 921x650) Well he contacts them every 1d10 days with a small favor to ask and usually ends up giving them a reward which, while incredibly useful, is also terrifying due to the nature of manipulating fate As for gifts, I've made it a point to send as many disturbing things to the cleric as possibly, to really 'test his faith' and because the player in reality is not a fan of spiders. I don't usually give him items that have any 'real' value in game, because I don't want to break the game by constantly giving armor, so it's mostly trinkets The Black Mirror of Broken Fate Gazing into it reveals possible futures to the viewer, but not all futures are easy to witness. Has a chance to grant the cleric a perception boost if he sees a possible future, but also can inflict a lowered will score if he sees something terrifying. Crafted from a broken piece of Archael's shell, and engraved with the clerics name followed by a '<3' The Plate of Lost Possibilities Ancient plate from a previous worshiper. No real mechanic al boosts, Archael just thought he would like it. I nice little dish, if you don't mind the bloodstain. And the screaming > The Viewing Orb Giant orb that grants visions to cleric as if he were an oracle.I encourage them to use it if they can't find a quest hook or need a push in the right direction. Really useful. They can't shake the feeling that the orb is watching them when they sleep though. > The Scepter of Archael" An artifact crafted by the ancient god himself. Literally no mechanic al purpose besides Archael enjoying looking at it. Also gives him an excuse to 'visit'. He's done so 5 times The Weaver of Fates
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Gamers defend a game called "Rape Day": Rape Day will not ship on Steam oer the past week you may hav heard about a game caled Rape Day' coming soon to Steart Today we've decided not to distibute ths game on Steam Given our previous communication Much of our policy around what we dstribute s and must be, reactionary we simiply have lo wat and soe whar comes to us via Steam Direct. We then have to make a judgement call about any nsk E puts ⑩ Wive, our deve per partners, or our cusioners. Mer sagnnat tacı mang d๒cussion, we think 'Rape Day' poses unknowncosts and risks and therefore wont be on steam We respect developers desire to express themecives, and the purpose of Steam s to hep deveicpers mo ฒ¡¡ence, but mes deven per nas crosen correm mater and a way of representing t sheat makes t very dmcut for us to help them do that Sevrevyvis bad but mardering al kinds of people aduts and kids in additian to hardcore Hippocrabos s0 Well now everyon e know that Valve are cowards and liars A 3D Child Teen Render is Bad But Adeast A Real Child ient Being Killed Or R aped By A Older Man Or Oidor Woman St Disturbing Contont Tho Which Should Be Nlowod For Young Teen's Or Young Ko's Should Be Allowed To Play That Nor Shouid They Be Alowed To Play Mortal Kombal Or Assassin's Creed Phus Rap Music Has Stuf Parent's Hale And Metal Masie Lle 테ack Metal Taks' About Jesus Being Pu圭Or, The Cress Even The Bale And The Keran Muclim's Religion's Both Have A Ton Of R ape And Even Head Chopping On Violonce Plus King Aed R aping Kids Tean's Plus Jesus Being Hung And Bleeading To Death On A Shape That Look's Like A Pus Sign Or A Lower Cese 1 And They Didint Hav Video Game's But Some Music And Still Wicked Stufl Happand in Ancient Europe And You Cant Have Human Raco Without Male And Fomalo Somy Liberals My Name is Femenist Woman And i Dont LikeCaucasin Men And i Dont Like The R ape That Happen's in Japanese Henta My Name is Femenist Woman And i Think Al Men Shoddnt Be Allowed To Have Right's At All y Name is Femenist Women And i Think Men Shold Die Even Tho Without Men There Would Be No More Human Race R aping A 3D Render is Not A Crime Kiling A 30 Render is Nat A Crime Since When Did 30D Rendes Become Ofenive? i Think i Kled Tha indomet Under Aged 18 Female V.agina Or A Oider Woman Albo A 30 Render Pus A Teen By Undar Agud 18's Warar in Vuginal Opening Of Oidar Woman Sd Oanse But You Kow Wha's More Offensive? is & Happening in Real Lile Not in A 3D Render lust now snap* This comment section is going in my cringe comp Why not? es fictien,for ged s sake Much of our policy arcarnd what we dishbune is, and must be, reacionary Translation "Tha acual rules we daim o have don't manix it'a al about what makss us loak Ita A Game About R ape But Ad The Same Time it Would Be Beder For Semeone To Rape A 3D Rendor Than A Real Porson You Suppat This Game Your A Ev Man You Dont Support This Game Your A Sissy Who Lelts Woman Walk All Over You And Tall You How To Live Your Lile When Your Not Doing Anything ayal With 3D Render's Have A Wondetul idea Why Not Make A Game Where A The Ethric Group's O Europe Be E lich Gaman Etc Be Kled By Dark Skiened Adricans And Dark Skinnod Middio Eastom Mon? These Damn Whte Guy's Are Just So Bad Sadly The Left Would Support it You Cannot Deny That The Far Let Doesnt Have Bigofs On Their Side Too The Far Right Has Bigor's As Well But You Cannot Deny There Are Abo Bigot's On The Far Left As Wel My Name ib Femanist Woman And i Cant Have You Playing Thase Saxit Japanase Video Game's With Noptane in Anymare Or Nore Yeah See The fenenist Will Nevor 5p U They Get Whet They Wan n The 1990's it Was This Way Now i's Gotian Way Qut Of Hand in 2019 2020s iMean This is Wha's Wong With Ths Generation is Lke People Cant Tell The Difrence letween A 3D Render And A Real Person l you cant win anymore Gamer's and Modder's wl ed a way even il Steam hate's Plus R.ape can be addad to Sikprim too Modded Comecty Look, okay.. There cannot be a case by case struchure that decides what gaes can and cannat bo onjoyod us the cuciemor. Its a treo markat, it R cola it sells, if the communty wrong then its i coald Mod Skyrim but that is very hard to do Technicaly speaking Good no one like tige but why genial jousting is on steam 772 Same lke tspe valve will ose a maket in some country because guys defending gay game here think t agein hars let of county who bann gay !already bought a cd key from the developertopre load the game 50thฮใ 1 can piayRon release day Will 1 be compersaned for my lo83 And Yes iEs in The Usa Not Just in Europe Er 's Almost Lke Hiter VS Stalin Thafs How Bad Thing's Have Goffen Anymare These Day's Your Cithe Far Right Or Your Far Let Thene's No Middke Man Anyore True Peaple Think The Far Right is Bed But From What ive Seen The Far Lel is The Real Peoblem Honesty To De Henest Palnic's is Just A Mess On Both Side's Ot The Coin This nt Evn Abt A R.ape Garne it's About How Femenist Hale Mn's Righs They Dant Want You Fapping To Hental Either Because Ts Genackdal You Cant Fap Te Actual Pom Ether Because if's Evil Such is The Way's Of Feenist Even if The Pom is Just A Topless Woman Fomenit Dant Care What About Mortal Kaneat? You Chep Tham Up into 1000s Of Parta Uke Todd Howard And Cast Soum Te et His Act Together n Listening lo lack Metal Musk OH NO I MUST BE WORSHPPING SATAN This s cualy Realy Funny Whot You Think About it Cauze Gabe Acts Like Were All Kida Or Just Kilod A Guy in Aasasins Crood OH NO IM AMURDERER Just Humped A Woman Gamers defend a game called "Rape Day"
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