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Memes, Austin, and πŸ€–: NOT TO BREAKING NEWS MAN ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO HOMES AND TICKLING BUTTHOLES The Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Finally Been caught, And Bums Unclench Everywhere Lewis Potton 36.8k Shares Comment Now TTStorytime Sike you thought πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ Jk I'll do it whatever πŸ˜’ - "Alright Jordan your turn." "OK. Well one time, me and my friend Austin had a sleepover, like this one. But then all of a sudden Austin touched my thigh, and looked at me straight in the eye and said, 'Jordan, I've been waiting for this.' And then he slid his hands in my shorts." "Wow!" "Really?" "That's crazy!" "OK enough about me. What about you Skooly?" "Hmm let's see. Well one time I ordered a pizza for myself and I caught my friend Willie eating it in the middle of the night. I instantly faded him but he fell backwards and hit his head on the corner of the table. I thought he was dead so I gave him mouth to mouth. But he wasn't..." "Dude." "What." "That's fucking gay." "OK I get it! Your turn Terome." "Well one time I was writing a TTStorytime and I took a shower in the middle of writing it. When I got out of the shower, my mother was there, holding my phone. 'Are you gay?' she asked. I shook my head. 'Then why are you writing about "@__extendo__ raping you. Is this your fetish?' I shook my head again. Then she took her robe off and was fully naked in front of me." "WOW!" "CRAZY!" "LUCKY!" "Anyway, she said, 'I'll show you what you're missing out on.' And yea that's basically how I got my brother. Who's next?"
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Baby, It's Cold Outside, Clothes, and Fall: tu therock The Rock spent his Labor Day saving a puppy from drowning. No big deal 🐢 Repost @therock ・・・ Here's a fun Labor Day weekend story... We just decided to add two new members to our Johnson family. Baby French Bulldogs. In my right hand is BRUTUS and in my left hand is HOBBS. Bring them home and immediately take them outside so they can start learning how to "handle their business and potty like big boys". I set them both down and they both take off in a full sprint and fall right into the deep end of our pool. HOBBS immediately starts doggy paddling while BRUTUS (like a brick) sink heads first to the bottom of the pool. I take off into a full sprint, fully clothed, dive in the pool, swim to the bottom, rescue my brick, I mean BRUTUS and bring him back to the edge of the pool. He was a little delirious.. took a moment, threw up all the water he swallowed and looked up at me as if to say, "Thank God you didn't have to give me mouth to mouth!" and then ran off to play with his brother. A few lessons I've learned today.. A) Not all puppies have the instinct to doggie paddle. B) Some puppies (like BRUTUS) will be so in shock by experiencing water they will sink extremely fast so react quick. C) While spiriting to save your puppies life, before you dive in, try and throw your cel phone to safety. Don't keep it in your pocket... like I did. BRUTUSLives HOBBSCanSwim MyCelPhonesDead AndNoMouthToMouthNeeded HappyLaborDay

The Rock spent his Labor Day saving a puppy from drowning. No big deal 🐢 Repost @therock ・・・ Here's a fun Labor Day weekend story... We just...

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