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Guess, Today, and All: I guess we won't be mowing the lawn today after all

I guess we won't be mowing the lawn today after all

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One, This, and Little: Found this little one while mowing the lawn

Found this little one while mowing the lawn

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Drinking, Winter, and Spring: REDD pl Drinking some Wicked and mowing the lawn. Finally after a long winter and a rainy spring. Weather is permitting me to finally mow my grass.... sun's shining here in Hoosier town.

Drinking some Wicked and mowing the lawn. Finally after a long winter and a rainy spring. Weather is permitting me to finally mow my grass.....

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Bitch, Dating, and Facebook: File: 1366865205735 png-(359 KB, 500x500, 1366428024192 png) Anonymous (ID: Zsp6Glig) 04125/13(Thu)00:46:45 No.475373616 Repies 22475374051 2475378724 2475377 475376902 224753766 475377759 247537803 2475378141 22475378 Today I am going to tell you what I am most afraid of....here we go. >Be me PBe about a 6/10 Just move into a new neighborhood and have no friends >Be outside mowing the lawn when random dog runs up to me Look up and a 9/10 is running after it Help her get dog back, introduce ourselves >Become very good friends -Eventually begin dating >Fast forward about two months New girl moves in peh about a 7/10, would boink >Try to be polite and introduce myself to new girl >New girl and I start to become friends too, even though she seems a little odd >Tell her i have a girlfriend, can see she is (iterally) insanely jealous >Fast forward two more weeks >Start to see less and less of my girtlfriend and at the same time new girl starts to become even more of a psycho bitch >Fast forward 4 days >Get a random Facebook message from my girlfriend saying that 7/10 threatened to kill my girlfriend if she ever talked to me again swtf.jpeg >Fast forward one more week >Do not hear or see either girl since that message on facebook, start growing very worried Random knock on my door, Its the cops >Shows me picture of two girls asking if know them Say yes, getting more worried >Cops tell me that 7/10 committed suicide and remains of my girifriend showed up in her stomach during the autopsy TL:DR why was the 6 afraid of the 7? Because 7 ate 9 Anon has a girlfriend
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Summer, Old, and Feet: Last summer my father was mowing the lawn when the mower found an old railroad spike. The mower flung it about 100 feet into the side of my brothers car.

Last summer my father was mowing the lawn when the mower found an old railroad spike. The mower flung it about 100 feet into the side of my ...

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