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Memes, Germany, and Happy: The Clintons were spotted at Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany, and looked pretty happy to be there, especially Bill. tmz oktoberfest hillaryclinton billclinton 📷Backgrid

The Clintons were spotted at Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany, and looked pretty happy to be there, especially Bill. tmz oktoberfest hillarycl...

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Beautiful, Bored, and Traffic: Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And Control Towers, These Are Priceless, Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?" From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: T'm f-ing bored! Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: said l was f-ing bored, not f-ing stupid! O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...l've got the little Fokker in sight." A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long rollout after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadelupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport." A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!" Anyone have the story of the ship that wanted the lighthouse to move out of its way?
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