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Ass, Fast Food, and Fbi: 18 Fast Food Menu Items You Never Knew Existed Wizzed vedajuno Me: kicks down shitty McDonalds door gimme the fucking McPounder McDonalds Employee: t-that's forbidden knowledge.. Me: kicking over chairs and screaming as the employee runs backstage and calls the mcpolice on my ass FBI OPEN UP
Ass, Fast Food, and Fbi: 18 Fast Food Menu Items You Never Knew Existed Wizzed vedajuno Me: kicks down shitty McDonalds door gimme the fucking McPounder McDonalds Employee: t-that's forbidden knowledge.. Me: kicking over chairs and screaming as the employee runs backstage and calls the mcpolice on my ass FBI OPEN UP via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DNgDsD
Ass, Dick, and Fuck: When she's sucking all on ya balls and jacking your dick then moans, "I want you to fuck me in my ass daddy" @mr_left_hand Miss Those Moments. 😪
Ass, Dude, and Friends: Me in middle school after getting my ass beat and one of my friends come to see if i can come outside What dude 🗣 Go Somewhere !! TbT
Ass, Be Like, and Dank: Michael @BeefedUpStud America's got talent is wild episodes be like Howie-tells us about yourself Contestant-I lost my entire family in a horrific jet ski accident and I'm trying to recover from it Howie-you're so brave, what's your talent? Contestant- Ijuggle plates with my ass cheeks
Ass, Be Like, and Family: Michael @BeefedUpStud America's got talent is wild episodes be like Howie- tells us about yourself Contestant- l lost my entire family in a horrific jet ski accident and I'm trying to recover from it Howie- you're so brave, what's your talent? Contestant- Ijuggle plates with my ass cheeks 😭😭
Ass, Uber, and Wee: reesie @reesxe If I have a medical emergency don't U DARE call an ambulance y'all better uber my ass to the hospital bc we not about to pay 5,000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon
Ass, Twitter, and Chef: George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace My ass would get kicked off Top Chef right away We've never had someone serve us just a 5-gallon bucket of gravy before It was a bold choice, but the challenge was to make a scone. George, please pack your knives and go." 1:40 PM - 2/9/19 Twitter Web Client 5-Gallon Bucket
Amazon, Ass, and Verizon: I got this tank top on Amazon and they sent me a dress. On the plus side it does make my ass look great. 000 Verizon 7:37 PM * 27% amazon.com EXPLORE FINDS ON AMAZON mazon Prime 岳. oney GD Men's Workout Stringer Multi Colored Tank Top Muscle S ze Chart Size Select Size 西卬 He really pulls it off
Ass, Fucking, and God: Porn Q hub 3 months ago what the hell am i doin with my life.. sitting on my ass watchin porn, thats what i am doing. and its sad.. i am sad.. and i am also writeing in porn comments likes its my fucking journal..god dam it 408Reply Meirl
Ass, Iphone, and Paradise: @_Vinero Them "Ass Whooping Naps" use to be paradise fr. got my ass whooped cried my eyes out, *blinked* , and suddenly its 8:33, pitch black in the room, and you smell the faint smell of spaghetti your mama made for you 12:27 am 6/2/19 Twitter for iPhone 2,777 Retweets 7,520 Likes Oh, the memories.. 😩😂
Ass, Iphone, and Paradise: Vinero Them "Ass Whooping Naps" use to be paradise fr.. got my ass whooped cried my eyes out , *blinked*,and suddenly its 8:33, pitch black in the room, and you smell the faint smell of spaghetti your mama made for you s 12:27 am 6/2/19 Twitter for iPhone 2,777 Retweets 7,520 Likes Relatable.. 😂😭 https://t.co/wY09hgp6jA
Ass, Dude, and Gif: Band kids are the worst though Their into weird things Pshhhhh. What? As a musical band nerd l take offense! I was in color guard! I know first hang Hand Dude!! That's where I know you from!! You hit me in the face so damn hard with a pole! I did?! Yeah, that's why T remember you so well. You're the first person to nearly knock my ass out. Wicked was the show I think. Yeah wicked was the only year I did it. Was it during a show? Or at practice? Did I know that I hit you? I'm so sorry It was every practice!! No way I remember on count three l knew I had to duck because l would Dodge your pole I rehearsed it by myself so many times 1.2.duck.4. two three and Lol this is amazing. I still have lumps on my noggin GIF Type a message.. Matched with a guy, turns out its not the first time I hit on him.
Ass, Life, and Girl Memes: Me watching myself do the bare minimum to get through life Galashans you're doing amazing sweetie I’m only doing the bare minimum in life rn because I did like 3 squats last week so any day now my ass should come in and then I can quit my job and become an ass model. dreambig
Ass, Bitch, and Funny: Why my face keeps on getting fat & not my ass... BITCH WRONG CHEEKS: esarcasm, only (via twitter-jackiee_slp)
Ass, Kiss, and World: Kiss my ass, world! As spokesman for the world: No, thanks.
Ass, Funny, and Taken: turbo flama @julietagarcia You ever take your glasses off at night and think damn natural selection would've taken my ass a long time ago if it weren't for the development of optometry
Ass, Iphone, and Twitter: Tweet jennifer Retweeted Darell @freetrendy my ass can't say "I'm tired" without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more of a reason to be 12:58 PM 1/24/19 Twitter for iPhone 19.5K Retweets 72.1K Likes
Ass, College, and School: reyna @thenudequeen 8h why this girl @ my school say she would beat my ass? girl this is college.. i will play dead, cry to a judge, & finesse you out my tuition 15 929 2.5K arandomthot:Some people never get out of high school
Ass, Be Like, and Mexican: BlackSpargel @BlackSpargel 8 Sek Me: *eats at tacobell 20 min later My ass: *farts in mexican* eating tacos be like
Ass, Meme, and Memes: My brain: it'll be silent, no one will even know My ass: 6ix9ine should NOT have his meme page @ifunny it’s too sexual & offensive 😂🌈 @ifunny
Ass, Crazy, and Girls: Sometimes I think I'm being psycho then I see how other girls behave & I'm like lol hell na my ass isn't that crazy
Ass, Dumb, and Guns: It took a while, but finally humans became dumb enough to teach robots how to use guns 0 Most intelligent species my ass
Ass, Pluto, and Dwarf: REMEMBER WHEN PLUTO WAS A LEGIT PLANET? PEPPERIDGE FARMS REMEMBERS Dwarf planet, my ass
Ass, Work, and How: spaghettipup me: hi how are you? customer: im returning this me: *slaps my ass loud enough to deafen them* i said how are you Me At Work
Ass, Shit, and Study: Me: I'm going to study my ass off tonight and get shit done Also me:
Ass, Dank, and Hair: WOMEN FACE HAIR BODY FEET MEN Wait... Did I already wipe my ass with this side?
Ass, Good, and Texas: gf: "what sounds good?" me: "havin my ass ate." gf me: texas roadhouse waitress: "i'll give you two a couple more minutes." 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
Ass, Memes, and Uber: reesie @reesxe If I have a medical emergency don't U DARE call an ambulance y'all better uber my ass to the hospital bc we not about to pay 5,000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagorn Wee-yoo wagon 😭
Ass, Dank, and 🤖: ME: This fart feels like it'll be tiny and safe. I'm going to let it out MY ASS: FUNNYSDIE Oopsies
Ass, Dicks, and Dildo: " "all 71 %. 10:09 PM once I found a dildo in my mom's sock drawer while I was looking for money so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to but anyway when I was finished I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base, turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom printed dildos of real life dicks and I've been too scared to even think about whose it was but it was probably my dads!!!!!I shoved my dad's dick up my ass anonymous Alright I'm tapping out internetdumpsterfires: Whole new set of daddy issues about to develop I have more questions than I really want answers to
Ass, Shower, and Sorry: Marissa YOU MATCHED WITH MARISSA ON 8/3/16 I have to tell you, your bio genuinely just made me laugh my ass off and made my night 1000% better Fri, Sep 8, 2017, 21:53 I'm glad I made your night better once so far Sent Yesterday 20:37 Hey, sorry I was in the shower Long showers are the best
Ass, Dude, and Energy: 3:57 PM Jake cunt If you don't shut the fuck up about fucking Jess and her ass cunt and stealing her off me l'll drive my fucking car through you Bro tonnz92 wants to send you a message 152 followers 7 posts Do you want to let tonnz92 send you messages from now on? They'll only know you've seen their request if you choose Allow. Decline Allow I took a short nap after the gym and woke up to this crap. Maaaaan I haven’t fucked anyone’s Woman in a long ass time. Idk wtf dude is talkin about. Ima need every female in a relationship to just unfollow my ass. Yo boyfriends be getting mad because y’all like my content. Then they make up wild ass scenarios in their heads and come after me 😂😂😂 I don’t need that negative ass energy in my life. Smh.
Ass, Shit, and Study: Me: I'm going to study my ass off tonight and get shit done Also me:
Ass, Disneyland, and God: youtube-feels: OH MY GOD GUYS IWAS AT DISNEYLAND AND SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY "that's not ladylike" AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS "SUCK MY ASS" WITH THE MOST SERIOUS LOOKI CANT I can’t say this with a straight face
Ass, Funny, and Life: I wanted to die after my ex left me but then I found somebody that tied me up and stuck their thumb in my ass. Life is about growth. esarcasm only (via twitter-carlyycattt)
Ass, Psychology, and Eat My Ass: When paranormal-reverse-psychology is your kink Sobbingl Please don't eat my ass, spirits There are dozens of us!!
Ass, Business, and Girl Memes: Me waiting for my package to arrive @honey.demon 5 business days my ass
Ass, Giant, and Alarming: nico-diangelcakes So i have this giant pencil right I think we all know where this is going nico-diangelcakes the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming NENOYMEHOYNINOY!
Ass, Fuck, and Man: I SAID "FUCK ME LIKE A MAN" THEN HE PUT IT IN MY ASS AND CALLED ME STEVE Thats not what I expected
Ass, Party, and Yeah: You've got that right What does that mean you do? Just do coke and get your ass eaten? Yeah basically Sometimes guys do coke off my ass I supply the blow, you supply the ass? It's a done deal Can I get a lick in too? Ugh yes please Her bio said “I’m a party girl” so I said “ you’re a party girl?”
Ass, Lol, and Giant: nico-diangelcakes So i have this giant pencil right I think we all know where this is going ze nico-diangelcakes the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming Lol
Ass, Giant, and Alarming: nico-diangelcakes So i have this giant pencil right I think we all know where this is going ze nico-diangelcakes the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming There’s a AOT reference for this somewhere, I just know it
Ass, Eat My Ass, and Running: Me running out of the basement after turning the lights off so the monsters don't eat my ass
Ass, Funny, and Memes: If alcohol is a depressant then why it make me shake my ass esarcasm, only (via twitter-msnastynut)
Ass, Blackpeopletwitter, and Instagram: Instagram: S.grate @sgrate_ Trump: "We're paying $380/hr for any man or woman that helps build that wall" Me: I’d make sure I got my ass to work 15 min early (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Apple, Ass, and Shit: key @ISLANDPVRADISE Put it in my ass and play Faneto Nae Shit Sherlock @naeshitsherlock Subwoofer for #apple Air pods to be released Interesting #Apple #iPhone7 AirPods. Now with convenient concealable subwoofer. sorry i couldnt hear you over my new AirPlug
Ass, Gif, and Huh: Tina Can you do telekinesis? Because you've made a part of me move without even touching it Lmao Lmao - lick my ass out? Today 7:37 PM No Oh sorry, I'm terrible with acronyms Huh You don't know what an acronynm is? No lol That's concerning considering that it's half of your vocabulary Sent Huh GIF Type a message Send Huh
Apple, Ass, and Butt: Can't wait to play music from my ass Nae Shit Sherlock @naeshitsherlock Subwoofer for #apple Air pods to be released. Interesting #Apple #iPhone7 AirPods. Now with convenient concealable subwoofer. Every IG model gonna have nudes with the apple butt plug
Apple, Ass, and Funny: @SithLizz Can't wait to play music from my ass Nae Shit Sherlock @naeshitsherloclk Subwoofer for #apple Air pods to be released Interesting #Apple #iPhone7 AirPods. Now with convenient concealable subwoofer. Pull up in a demon • Don’t scroll by without dropping that sack 💰 • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!
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